Would you ever truly consider yourself happy? If so, why? What in the world can possible make you happy?

Disclaimer: Why would you even think that I could possibly own a show called Yu Yu Hakusho?

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Botan: But don't you care about Kuwabara?

Hiei: Hn

Yusuke: And your lover?

Hiei: For the last time detective, Kurama and I are not lovers!

Yusuke: Then why do you care?

Hiei: Who said I care?

Yusuke: Aw, come on, I know you care. Admit it, you care!

Hiei: *about to draw katana* Don't make me slice off your head, Yusuke.

Keiko: *shove Yusuke aside*

Yusuke: *fell on his butt (what did you think he would fall on?)

Keiko: Nevermind Yusuke. All we're saying is that we need your help.

Hiei: Why should I help you?

Keiko: Because if you do, we'll umm… uhh… *looks at Yusuke who now thinks he's a goat* we'll leave you alone

Hiei: *now looks interested* Go on

Keiko: Well…

Botan: *feeding Yusuke some grass (don't ask)*

Keiko: ………….what else is there to say?

Botan: *now has an insane Yusuke chewing on her leg* Are you two done yet? What are you two doing? Getting married? Are you going to inv-

Hiei: *quickly takes out katana and points it to Botan's neck* If you say another word, you will die.

Botan: *laughs nervously* Now, now, let's not get violent, shall we. Can't we talk this over?

Hiei: *growls*

Keiko: So are you going to help us or not?

Hiei: ……….fine *puts away sword*

Keiko: Ok, here's the plan…

Botan: Um, hello, did you people forget that Yusuke was still attached to my leg?

Keiko: Sorry

Hiei: *smirks* Now, now Yusuke, you wouldn't want to ruined your appetite, would you?

Botan: *pouts*

Hiei: *sees Botan pouting and gives her a death glare (they can probably do this all day)*

*Later…*

Kuwabara: *walking down the street with now a very nasty and old meatloaf stuck on his hair (I would love to see your faces when picturing that image)*

News Crew: *sets up equipment in front of Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: *sees news crew and turns to a wall and walk towards it, then fall, gets up, walk towards it again, then fall, gets up, walk towards it again, and keeps repeating that*

News Crew: *stares at Kuwabara because of his stupidity*

Camera Man: And we're on in 3, 2, and 1

News Woman: And we're live at on the streets (no shit) with an idiot…*looks at Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: *still doing what he was doing 10 minutes ago*

News Woman: ……………….right. Anyways … Sir, can you tell us a few things about yourself?

Kuwabara: *stops what he was doing and stares at the news woman, then at the microphone she is holding, then at her, the microphone again, and at his shoes* I DIDN'T DO IT URAMESHI, I DIDN'T WRITE THE LETTER (you do know that he's talking to his shoes, right?)!!!! *Runs away but not before hitting a brick wall, fall down, gets up, and hits it again*

News Women: ….. ok, well that's all for today

Shizuru: *watching T.V.* Oh my god, what is wrong with my baby bro

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Makes you wonder doesn't it? Ok, not really but it's not my fault

Some random dude: Yes it is.

Well, screw you so shut up.