Shade: Sorry for not updateing in a whiole, been busy with all this shit... so, here we go mother f*ckers...
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Announcer: Welcome to the courtroom of Judge Yami. If you're the involved in this case, then you're pretty well screwed.
Baliff: Stand up! (everyone stands)
Yami: Get down before I sue all of you! Now then, bring in the next case!
Announcer: Our third case is Kaiba vs Kaiba. (Mokuba and Seto walk in and go to their stands)
Yami: I take it that you are the prosecuter, Mokuba?
Mokuba: (crying) Thats right, Mr. Yami!
Yami: Stop your sniffling! Whats wrong?
Mokuba: (wipes eyes) He wouldn't let me in his rock band!
Yami: (looks at Seto) You're... (raises eyebrow) in a rock band?
Seto: Can we bring in the witnesses?
Yami: (sighs) Go on.
Mokuba: The Prosecution brings to the stand... GEORGE BUSH!
(George Bush walks up the ramp and sits in the stand)
George: I thought Osama was going to be here. I need to discuss our dinner plans.
Mokuba: Uh... not now, Mr.President.
George: Please, call me Bush.
Seto: Hey, whats the difference between a womans 'bush' and parsley?
Yami: Bush being pubic hair?
Mokuba: Yep.
Yami: I honestly have no idea.
Seto: Nothing. You push both aside to keep on eating.
(everyone laughs)
Yami: I order that to be stricken from the record! Continue the questioning.
George: Heh.... my last name is Bush.
Mokuba: Not now, Mr.President. My first question is, have you heard my brother deny me entry to his rock band?
George: (looks at Seto and raises eyebrow) You're in a rock band?
Yami: I know, I couldn't believe it either.
Seto: Keep questioning the President.
Mokuba: I'll do what I want! PUNISHER!
(a man in black leather comes in and beats the hell out of Seto)
Seto: Sh*t, that hurt!
Yami: Good use of the Punisher, dingleberry. Now keep on questioning.
Mokuba: No further questions, your Yaminess.
Yami: Your turn to ask El Presidente some questions, bitch tits.
Seto: (gets up) Mr President, did you even know that I was in a rock band?
George: (looks at Seto and raises eyebrow) You're in a rock band?
Seto: No further questions, your holiness.
Yami: Thats it, bring in the other witness.
Mokuba: I call to the stand... your uncles brothers mothers sisters cousins sons (breathes in) daughter.
Yami: You mean... Sharon?
Mokuba: Thats the one. Bring her in.
(Sharon runs up the aisle and sits in the witnesses stand)
Sharon: Hi Yami!
Yami: Ah... no. Answer the questions given.
Mokuba: Is it true that you're really in love with Yami, even though he would impale you with his over-gelled hair during the foreplay?
Sharon: Jesus Shade, again with that joke?!
Shade: Sorry.
Mokuba: No further questions, your honourable Yaminess.
Seto: (gets up and drinks some water) Ahem... is it true that you didn't even know I was in a rock band?
Sharon: (looks at Seto and raises eyebrow) You're in a rock band?
Seto: Oh shut up. No further questions, your fishiness.
Mokuba: I call to the stand... SETO KAIBA!
(Seto shrugs and sits in the witnesses stand)
Mokuba: What is the name of your rock band?
Seto: (smirks) The Bee-Gee's.
Yami: I remind you that when you're in this courtroom you are under oath!
Seto: The name of my rock band is... 'The Queens Of The Heartbreakers Wilburys Prodigy Wallflowers Lopez Poofters'
(everyone is stunned)
Mokuba: Uh, what is the sentance?
Yami: (pops under his desk, comes up again wearing Dominatrix outfit) You've been a very naughty boy, Seto. (cracks whip) Now you're going to be punished.
Seto: Uh oh.
Luna: Meow! Count me in!
(Seto is dragged off to back room by Luna and Yami)
Mokuba: Umm... (pops under Yamis desk and comes back in judges uniform thats way to big for him) Case closed, court dismissed, bring in the dancing Duel Monsters!
(various duel monsters walk in dancing)
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Announcer: Welcome to the courtroom of Judge Yami. If you're the involved in this case, then you're pretty well screwed.
Baliff: Stand up! (everyone stands)
Yami: Get down before I sue all of you! Now then, bring in the next case!
Announcer: Our third case is Kaiba vs Kaiba. (Mokuba and Seto walk in and go to their stands)
Yami: I take it that you are the prosecuter, Mokuba?
Mokuba: (crying) Thats right, Mr. Yami!
Yami: Stop your sniffling! Whats wrong?
Mokuba: (wipes eyes) He wouldn't let me in his rock band!
Yami: (looks at Seto) You're... (raises eyebrow) in a rock band?
Seto: Can we bring in the witnesses?
Yami: (sighs) Go on.
Mokuba: The Prosecution brings to the stand... GEORGE BUSH!
(George Bush walks up the ramp and sits in the stand)
George: I thought Osama was going to be here. I need to discuss our dinner plans.
Mokuba: Uh... not now, Mr.President.
George: Please, call me Bush.
Seto: Hey, whats the difference between a womans 'bush' and parsley?
Yami: Bush being pubic hair?
Mokuba: Yep.
Yami: I honestly have no idea.
Seto: Nothing. You push both aside to keep on eating.
(everyone laughs)
Yami: I order that to be stricken from the record! Continue the questioning.
George: Heh.... my last name is Bush.
Mokuba: Not now, Mr.President. My first question is, have you heard my brother deny me entry to his rock band?
George: (looks at Seto and raises eyebrow) You're in a rock band?
Yami: I know, I couldn't believe it either.
Seto: Keep questioning the President.
Mokuba: I'll do what I want! PUNISHER!
(a man in black leather comes in and beats the hell out of Seto)
Seto: Sh*t, that hurt!
Yami: Good use of the Punisher, dingleberry. Now keep on questioning.
Mokuba: No further questions, your Yaminess.
Yami: Your turn to ask El Presidente some questions, bitch tits.
Seto: (gets up) Mr President, did you even know that I was in a rock band?
George: (looks at Seto and raises eyebrow) You're in a rock band?
Seto: No further questions, your holiness.
Yami: Thats it, bring in the other witness.
Mokuba: I call to the stand... your uncles brothers mothers sisters cousins sons (breathes in) daughter.
Yami: You mean... Sharon?
Mokuba: Thats the one. Bring her in.
(Sharon runs up the aisle and sits in the witnesses stand)
Sharon: Hi Yami!
Yami: Ah... no. Answer the questions given.
Mokuba: Is it true that you're really in love with Yami, even though he would impale you with his over-gelled hair during the foreplay?
Sharon: Jesus Shade, again with that joke?!
Shade: Sorry.
Mokuba: No further questions, your honourable Yaminess.
Seto: (gets up and drinks some water) Ahem... is it true that you didn't even know I was in a rock band?
Sharon: (looks at Seto and raises eyebrow) You're in a rock band?
Seto: Oh shut up. No further questions, your fishiness.
Mokuba: I call to the stand... SETO KAIBA!
(Seto shrugs and sits in the witnesses stand)
Mokuba: What is the name of your rock band?
Seto: (smirks) The Bee-Gee's.
Yami: I remind you that when you're in this courtroom you are under oath!
Seto: The name of my rock band is... 'The Queens Of The Heartbreakers Wilburys Prodigy Wallflowers Lopez Poofters'
(everyone is stunned)
Mokuba: Uh, what is the sentance?
Yami: (pops under his desk, comes up again wearing Dominatrix outfit) You've been a very naughty boy, Seto. (cracks whip) Now you're going to be punished.
Seto: Uh oh.
Luna: Meow! Count me in!
(Seto is dragged off to back room by Luna and Yami)
Mokuba: Umm... (pops under Yamis desk and comes back in judges uniform thats way to big for him) Case closed, court dismissed, bring in the dancing Duel Monsters!
(various duel monsters walk in dancing)
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