Just Around the U-Bend (borrowed from Disney's Pocahontas 'Just Around the Riverbend')

What I love most about toilets is To me, a ghost, it's really nice
The water's always changing always flowing
But people I guess, can't AC-cept that - To them I'm just a blight
"50 points through her head for good throwing!"
With a shriek I dive in my U-bend
Now I'll sob and cry in my U-bend

Chorus:
I'll peek once more
Just above my safe U-bend
Beyond that door
Yellow eyes I see
Don't know what for
When my life ends death begins
HERE-in-my-SI-lent U-bend
I seek
Pity for me

I hear those girls beyond my reach
And right next to my toilet stall
Can I ignore those sounds of whispers humming?
Of my awful, ugly glasses and why no boys ever call
Someday I'll hunt to the death Olive Hornby!
But for now I'll sulk in my U-bend
But for now I'll sulk in my U-bend

I'll peek once more
Just above my safe U-bend
Beyond that door
I died so tragically
I'm just ignored
Rarely do I dare extend
Out of my secure U-bend
Out of my secure U-bend...

Should I venture from my stall?
Wander from this same old place?
Bother students down the hall?
Or search for Harry's charming face...

But there you sit, without me so lonely...
So I'll - just - slip - in my U-bend...

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Sheesh, it sounds so morbid just reading it without music.
If you don't know the tune, try to find the music to this song because it makes it a lot funnier!