Ya, I know, I almost never update and when I do, it's very short. Ya, I get
the point.
If you are a Botan x Kurama fan then please read another story. This is NOT a Botan x Kurama fan fic. It might contain a little of it but just a tiny bit and it's only one sided so nothing to worry about. And also, this chapter will contain a little yaoi (male X male) but it's also one sided.
Oh, and I know that all the characters are out of character, VERY out of character but I think it makes it all the more entertaining, don't you?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho because if I did, all of the male characters would be homosexual or bisexual. *Thinks* Ok, maybe not Kuwabara but everyone else.
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Kurama: Um, what did you say?
Botan: Oh, *blushes* did I say or do something wrong?
Kurama: Um, do you mind if I go now, I'll be late *runs away*
Botan: Oi, chotto matte (did I spell that wrong?)!
Somewhere Else..
Hiei: *climbs out of the river* Ow, my head hurts *faints*
Another Place..
Kuwabara: *Wakes up and look at alarm clock* Oh no, I'm late! Mommy, why didn't you wake me up!?! *Looks around for Hiei* Mommy? *Runs out of the room*
Shizuru: What are you doing here, shouldn't you be in school?
Kuwabara: Nii-chan, mommy's missing?!?
Shizuru: *put cigar in mouth and lights it* What?
Kuwabara: Mommy's not here!
Shizuru: Mommy?
Kuwabara: Ya mommy. You know, this tall with big hair and looks like me *smiles stupidly*
Shizuru: Little bro, Hiei does like look a thing like you and furthermore, he is not your mother.
Kuwabara: Is so!
Shizuru: *sigh* If that is true, then how did a guy have two kids?
Kuwabara: Mommy is not a guy! She just wants you to this she is *smiles stupidly again and runs out of the house.. and hits a tree*
Somewhere Else..
Keiko: Oh where is that boy? Yusuke better have a good excuse!
At Kurama's House..
Yusuke: Ow, why did Kurama push me out the window, all I said was do you want me to wait for you so we could walk to school together?
Back to Wherever We Were Before..
Botan: *Laughs nervously* I'm sure he does. So now are you going to help me with my Kurama problem?
Keiko: Oh sure. So what happened?
Botan: I saw Kurama walking to school so I said hi and how are you doing today.
Keiko: So?
Botan: He said "What?"
Keiko: And?
Botan: So I asked him if I said anything wrong.
Keiko: So what's the problem?
Botan: He then ran away. I think something's wrong with him.
Keiko: Maybe he didn't get enough sleep or has hearing problems
Botan: Maybe
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Ok, that was short. I'm not promising that the next one would be longer because chances are, I'll forget.
If you are a Botan x Kurama fan then please read another story. This is NOT a Botan x Kurama fan fic. It might contain a little of it but just a tiny bit and it's only one sided so nothing to worry about. And also, this chapter will contain a little yaoi (male X male) but it's also one sided.
Oh, and I know that all the characters are out of character, VERY out of character but I think it makes it all the more entertaining, don't you?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho because if I did, all of the male characters would be homosexual or bisexual. *Thinks* Ok, maybe not Kuwabara but everyone else.
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Kurama: Um, what did you say?
Botan: Oh, *blushes* did I say or do something wrong?
Kurama: Um, do you mind if I go now, I'll be late *runs away*
Botan: Oi, chotto matte (did I spell that wrong?)!
Somewhere Else..
Hiei: *climbs out of the river* Ow, my head hurts *faints*
Another Place..
Kuwabara: *Wakes up and look at alarm clock* Oh no, I'm late! Mommy, why didn't you wake me up!?! *Looks around for Hiei* Mommy? *Runs out of the room*
Shizuru: What are you doing here, shouldn't you be in school?
Kuwabara: Nii-chan, mommy's missing?!?
Shizuru: *put cigar in mouth and lights it* What?
Kuwabara: Mommy's not here!
Shizuru: Mommy?
Kuwabara: Ya mommy. You know, this tall with big hair and looks like me *smiles stupidly*
Shizuru: Little bro, Hiei does like look a thing like you and furthermore, he is not your mother.
Kuwabara: Is so!
Shizuru: *sigh* If that is true, then how did a guy have two kids?
Kuwabara: Mommy is not a guy! She just wants you to this she is *smiles stupidly again and runs out of the house.. and hits a tree*
Somewhere Else..
Keiko: Oh where is that boy? Yusuke better have a good excuse!
At Kurama's House..
Yusuke: Ow, why did Kurama push me out the window, all I said was do you want me to wait for you so we could walk to school together?
Back to Wherever We Were Before..
Botan: *Laughs nervously* I'm sure he does. So now are you going to help me with my Kurama problem?
Keiko: Oh sure. So what happened?
Botan: I saw Kurama walking to school so I said hi and how are you doing today.
Keiko: So?
Botan: He said "What?"
Keiko: And?
Botan: So I asked him if I said anything wrong.
Keiko: So what's the problem?
Botan: He then ran away. I think something's wrong with him.
Keiko: Maybe he didn't get enough sleep or has hearing problems
Botan: Maybe
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Ok, that was short. I'm not promising that the next one would be longer because chances are, I'll forget.