Not Your Average Lifestyle Anymore
Part 2: Back to normal, almost
"Chi chi!"
"Bulma!"
"Oh my gosh it feels like it's been so long since I last saw you!"
"Oh I know!" Both girls let out a scream as they hugged each other. The high-pitched screaming of the two made Vegeta's eyebrow twitch in annoyance.
"Are you ok? Do you even know what happened?" Bulma asked, pulling away from her raven-haired friend.
"Yes, but I'm a little confused. I thought I was dead, and that Earth was blown up?" Chi chi asked.
"It was."
"Then how am I back?"
"I wished you back."
"How? If Earth was blown up then you would have gone with it." Chi chi was slightly confused.
"Some sick asshole took me with him to another planet and destroyed Earth right in front of my face," Bulma said, glancing back at Vegeta to see the annoyance and anger in his expression.
"No way? What did he want with you?"
"He wanted me to mate with him." Chi chi was silent for a moment trying to comprehend what Bulma had just said.
"Mate...isn't that what animals do?" Chi chi asked, receiving a giggle from Bulma, "What's so funny?"
"You just make it sound so funny," Bulma said, pulling the collar of her shirt away from her neck showing Chi chi the bite mark.
"What the hell happened to you, Bulma?"
"That's what you get when you're mated."
"A bite on the neck...wait a minute you mean you're mated to the man who destroyed Earth?" Chi chi was now in total shock.
"No! Someone else," Bulma said with a smile as she blushed lightly.
"That man over there?" Chi chi asked, pointing to Vegeta.
"Hell no!" Vegeta shouted, now very agitated with both women.
"No Chi, that's Vegeta. He's the asshole that destroyed Earth," Bulma said, with a smile.
"Woman! If you call me that one more time, I'll going to raise hell on you," Vegeta warned.
"I'd like to see you try!" Vegeta's glare intensified.
"Asshole!" Chi chi yelled, startling both Bulma and Vegeta, "How dare you even step foot on Earth after what you've done! I'll kick your ass!" Chi chi then reached inside her house and grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on, which happened to be a frying pan, and charged at Vegeta full force.
"Chi chi, no!" Bulma said, grabbing her skirt to try and stop her. There was a low thud and Bulma knew exactly what just happened.
"Damn onna! What's that thing made of?" Vegeta yelled, holding his head.
"Chi chi, you didn't let me explain," Bulma said, taking the frying pan out of her hands slowly, "Vegeta has learned his lesson and he's sorry for what he has done. He was fallowing orders to come and get an Earth woman to mate with. He never wanted to, and he was mad at the time."
"I'm not-" Bulma jabbed her elbow into Vegeta's stomach before he got to object.
"Why did you bring him here then?"
"I was wondering if you could keep him at your house?"
"No! I will never let that thing in my house!" Chi chi yelled, "Besides, you have more room for him at Capsule Corp."
"I'm going to have a bunch of Nameks living with me until I get a space ship built for them. It's going to be super crowded there and Vegeta likes his space. Pulse he needs a place to train and I figured the country was better than a city," Bulma explained.
"If he wants space and wilderness then he can go live like a hermit on the mountain side."
"Please Chi chi! Do this for me, and for him. Show him that Earth is a good place and not a pice of shit like he thinks it is," Bulma said, glaring over at Vegeta momentarily as she used his exact words. Chi chi looked over at Vegeta then back at Bulma.
"I'll only do this for you Bulma. You got that?"
"Thank you Chi! You're the best!" Bulma said, giving Chi chi a hug.
"Hey Bulma?"
"Yes, Chi?" Bulma said, letting go of Chi chi.
"If he didn't mate you then who did?" Chi chi asked, receiving a grin from Bulma.
"His name is Goku, and he's the sweetest person alive," Bulma sighed.
"Where is he? I'd like to meet him."
"He's not here at the moment," Bulma said, looking down at her feet, "He's on another planet fighting some thing named Frieza, but I'm not worried cause I know he'll win and come back to me. He promised."
"He sounds like a nice guy."
"Yeah, but he's mine, under stand!"
"I understand," Chi chi laughed.
"I've got to go now. My dad needs my help on building the space ship," Bulma said, walking over to Vegeta, "I'm going to have a talk with Vegeta for a moment, OK."
"Ok," Chi chi said walking back into her house.
"What's the big deal with this I'm sorry crap?"
"Well if you want to tell Chi chi that you're not sorry I'm sure she'll be happy to beat you to a pulp with her frying pan. I won't stop her next time." Vegeta only snorted.
"You're wasting my life right now, what did you want top talk about?" Vegeta asked, not really wanting to know what Bulma had to say.
"I need to go over some rules," Bulma said sternly.
"Rules... I don't need rules," Vegeta snorted, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Oh yes you do," Bulma said, "One: Lesson to what Chi chi has to say. Two: Never talk back to her. I'm saying this for your health. Three: When training, keep away from her house. The final one is: Do what ever Chi chi says, after all this is her house."
"Onna, you know I'm not going to do all of that."
"Then can you at least do rule three. I don't want you to blow up her house."
"I'll be glad to get away from this place."
"Great! Later Veggi."
"Onna, I'm warning you!" Vegeta was to late though; Bulma had already blasted off in her hover car.
Bulma's features saddened as she drove away from her friend's house. She had a sickening felling that she got a week ago and it hasn't stopped yet. She started to get the feeling the night Goku wished her and the others back to Earth. Bulma only thought she was worrying too much and tried not to think about it, but she couldn't help to think that is was something else.
*Snake Way*
"Board... so board." Goku let out a yawn and continued to fly at a steady pace above Snake way with his back facing Snake way and his arms behind his head. He had been on it for a week now, and was loosing hope of ever getting to the end. The only thing that was bothering him the most was that his stomach would growl at him constantly. There was nothing to eat on Snake Way, not unless he ate the puffy pink clouds, and he already tried that. There wasn't much taste and you never got a full stomach.
"Owwww!" Goku held his head from the impact he made on a large hill in the path, "That's the third one today. Maybe I shouldn't fly on my back any more." Goku sat down on the hill and looked out at the winding trail ahead of him. ~Whoever decided to make a path this long is crazy.~
"I wonder how much further I have?" Goku sighed as he jumped back into the air, hoping that it wasn't much further.
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AN: I'm so super happy! I got good reviews, and I was so worried that everyone just kinda forgot about it. *Grins* I'm still very sorry for taking so long. But I'd like to thank kulerka, anastashia, and 'I love your stories'. Thanks 'I love your stories' for all of the complements *Grins* I feel so loved. Anyway, thanks for the reviews. ^-^
Part 2: Back to normal, almost
"Chi chi!"
"Bulma!"
"Oh my gosh it feels like it's been so long since I last saw you!"
"Oh I know!" Both girls let out a scream as they hugged each other. The high-pitched screaming of the two made Vegeta's eyebrow twitch in annoyance.
"Are you ok? Do you even know what happened?" Bulma asked, pulling away from her raven-haired friend.
"Yes, but I'm a little confused. I thought I was dead, and that Earth was blown up?" Chi chi asked.
"It was."
"Then how am I back?"
"I wished you back."
"How? If Earth was blown up then you would have gone with it." Chi chi was slightly confused.
"Some sick asshole took me with him to another planet and destroyed Earth right in front of my face," Bulma said, glancing back at Vegeta to see the annoyance and anger in his expression.
"No way? What did he want with you?"
"He wanted me to mate with him." Chi chi was silent for a moment trying to comprehend what Bulma had just said.
"Mate...isn't that what animals do?" Chi chi asked, receiving a giggle from Bulma, "What's so funny?"
"You just make it sound so funny," Bulma said, pulling the collar of her shirt away from her neck showing Chi chi the bite mark.
"What the hell happened to you, Bulma?"
"That's what you get when you're mated."
"A bite on the neck...wait a minute you mean you're mated to the man who destroyed Earth?" Chi chi was now in total shock.
"No! Someone else," Bulma said with a smile as she blushed lightly.
"That man over there?" Chi chi asked, pointing to Vegeta.
"Hell no!" Vegeta shouted, now very agitated with both women.
"No Chi, that's Vegeta. He's the asshole that destroyed Earth," Bulma said, with a smile.
"Woman! If you call me that one more time, I'll going to raise hell on you," Vegeta warned.
"I'd like to see you try!" Vegeta's glare intensified.
"Asshole!" Chi chi yelled, startling both Bulma and Vegeta, "How dare you even step foot on Earth after what you've done! I'll kick your ass!" Chi chi then reached inside her house and grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on, which happened to be a frying pan, and charged at Vegeta full force.
"Chi chi, no!" Bulma said, grabbing her skirt to try and stop her. There was a low thud and Bulma knew exactly what just happened.
"Damn onna! What's that thing made of?" Vegeta yelled, holding his head.
"Chi chi, you didn't let me explain," Bulma said, taking the frying pan out of her hands slowly, "Vegeta has learned his lesson and he's sorry for what he has done. He was fallowing orders to come and get an Earth woman to mate with. He never wanted to, and he was mad at the time."
"I'm not-" Bulma jabbed her elbow into Vegeta's stomach before he got to object.
"Why did you bring him here then?"
"I was wondering if you could keep him at your house?"
"No! I will never let that thing in my house!" Chi chi yelled, "Besides, you have more room for him at Capsule Corp."
"I'm going to have a bunch of Nameks living with me until I get a space ship built for them. It's going to be super crowded there and Vegeta likes his space. Pulse he needs a place to train and I figured the country was better than a city," Bulma explained.
"If he wants space and wilderness then he can go live like a hermit on the mountain side."
"Please Chi chi! Do this for me, and for him. Show him that Earth is a good place and not a pice of shit like he thinks it is," Bulma said, glaring over at Vegeta momentarily as she used his exact words. Chi chi looked over at Vegeta then back at Bulma.
"I'll only do this for you Bulma. You got that?"
"Thank you Chi! You're the best!" Bulma said, giving Chi chi a hug.
"Hey Bulma?"
"Yes, Chi?" Bulma said, letting go of Chi chi.
"If he didn't mate you then who did?" Chi chi asked, receiving a grin from Bulma.
"His name is Goku, and he's the sweetest person alive," Bulma sighed.
"Where is he? I'd like to meet him."
"He's not here at the moment," Bulma said, looking down at her feet, "He's on another planet fighting some thing named Frieza, but I'm not worried cause I know he'll win and come back to me. He promised."
"He sounds like a nice guy."
"Yeah, but he's mine, under stand!"
"I understand," Chi chi laughed.
"I've got to go now. My dad needs my help on building the space ship," Bulma said, walking over to Vegeta, "I'm going to have a talk with Vegeta for a moment, OK."
"Ok," Chi chi said walking back into her house.
"What's the big deal with this I'm sorry crap?"
"Well if you want to tell Chi chi that you're not sorry I'm sure she'll be happy to beat you to a pulp with her frying pan. I won't stop her next time." Vegeta only snorted.
"You're wasting my life right now, what did you want top talk about?" Vegeta asked, not really wanting to know what Bulma had to say.
"I need to go over some rules," Bulma said sternly.
"Rules... I don't need rules," Vegeta snorted, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Oh yes you do," Bulma said, "One: Lesson to what Chi chi has to say. Two: Never talk back to her. I'm saying this for your health. Three: When training, keep away from her house. The final one is: Do what ever Chi chi says, after all this is her house."
"Onna, you know I'm not going to do all of that."
"Then can you at least do rule three. I don't want you to blow up her house."
"I'll be glad to get away from this place."
"Great! Later Veggi."
"Onna, I'm warning you!" Vegeta was to late though; Bulma had already blasted off in her hover car.
Bulma's features saddened as she drove away from her friend's house. She had a sickening felling that she got a week ago and it hasn't stopped yet. She started to get the feeling the night Goku wished her and the others back to Earth. Bulma only thought she was worrying too much and tried not to think about it, but she couldn't help to think that is was something else.
*Snake Way*
"Board... so board." Goku let out a yawn and continued to fly at a steady pace above Snake way with his back facing Snake way and his arms behind his head. He had been on it for a week now, and was loosing hope of ever getting to the end. The only thing that was bothering him the most was that his stomach would growl at him constantly. There was nothing to eat on Snake Way, not unless he ate the puffy pink clouds, and he already tried that. There wasn't much taste and you never got a full stomach.
"Owwww!" Goku held his head from the impact he made on a large hill in the path, "That's the third one today. Maybe I shouldn't fly on my back any more." Goku sat down on the hill and looked out at the winding trail ahead of him. ~Whoever decided to make a path this long is crazy.~
"I wonder how much further I have?" Goku sighed as he jumped back into the air, hoping that it wasn't much further.
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AN: I'm so super happy! I got good reviews, and I was so worried that everyone just kinda forgot about it. *Grins* I'm still very sorry for taking so long. But I'd like to thank kulerka, anastashia, and 'I love your stories'. Thanks 'I love your stories' for all of the complements *Grins* I feel so loved. Anyway, thanks for the reviews. ^-^