E_Chan: squeeeeeeeeee! I'm soo excited! *does happi dance*
Gem: *throws around confetti* second chapter! W00t!w00t!
E_Chan: We'd like to thank Kittyvictoria for reviewing and Hiei and Fishing Moogle for being our Muses!
Hiei: I resent being called a muse.
Fishing Moogle: welcome to the club, kupo.
Gem: here we go! Caution: Major Kairi bashing in this chappie!
Disclaimer: First chappie.
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Recap: Yuffie has now joined Sora and Riku in some unknown quest against Jilje. Yuffie has a flaming marshmallow thrower and Sora and Riku each have giant sporkblades. They are now entering the premesis of Walmart. But what random evil awaits them there?
-Riku, Sora, and Yuffie have entered Walmart. Soft, elevator-type music is playing in the backround and all the staff have on big fake smiles.-
Sora: *sees video game section* ooooo! Video games!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to play but gets stopped by Yuffie*
Yuffie: we are NOT here to play video games!
Sora: *chicbi eyes* then why are we here?
Yuffie: um......why ARE we here Riku?
Riku: I promised Sora an icecream.
Sora: oh yeah! ICECREAM!
Yuffie: he doesn't need icecream.
Riku: I know, but he won't eat anything else.
-The three begin to make their way to the icecream thing in walmart when they are stopped by *evil villan music here* none other than Kairi!-
Sora: o.O aaah! Even uglier lady!
Staff: run away!
Kairi: hold it right there or I'll blast ya with this........this....
Yuffie: hairdryer?
Kairi: right!
-all is quiet as a random cat falls out of the sky and runs across the screen.-
Sora: O.O *sporks cat*
Kairi: you-you killed the kitty..........*suddenly snaps* YOU MUST DIE!
All: o.o eep!
Kairi: *takes out none other than the *more evil music inserted here* evil hairdryer of doom and turns it up to full power* YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY WRATH! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sora: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *screams like a schoolgirl while being chased by Kairi and her hairdryer of doom*
Kairi: getbackhereyougoodfornothing,catkilling,icecreameatingBOY!!
Yuffie: *stands between Sora and Kairi* hey you preppy! Leave my friends alone!
Kairi: you-you betrayed me?! How could you?!
Yuffie: Your hair salon funds weren't enough to support my catalog shopping cravings......sooo I sided with them!
Kairi: *eye twitch* you- *derranged grin* you've just made a horrible mistake. *charges yuffie*
Yuffie: Oh goodness! She's really gonna kill me!
Sora and Riku: O.o;;
Yuffie:*tries to shoot flaming marshmallows at kairi but her thrower dun work* wha?!
Kairi: *evil grin* now you will repent for your sins! (since when did she become a preacher?)
Sora: *hides*
Yuffie: Run away! Run away!
Riku: no! I'm the leader and the romantic lead so I choose whether we run or fight!
Kairi: *blink* you're the romantic lead? *turns the hairdryer of doom to reverse and starts running toward Riku* come on sweety!!!!!!
Riku: RUN AWAY!
Yuffie: mommy! *hides behind a pillar of canned spam*
Sora: *is sitting atop one of the aisles* where's those bloody Authoress people when you need 'em?!
=+=+= Somewhere very far away=+=+=
-The two authoresses, still cloaked in black stand in a tower walled in by windows. Outside, it's raining burnt hamsters.-
E_Chan: something's gone terribly wrong.
Gem: *trying to cook one of the burnt hamsters* what's that?
E_Chan: *holds up something that very much resembles Jilje* Someone or Something is trying to end our story. Whoever or whatever it is has already succeeded in destroying Jilje. Now we are without an enemy.
Gem: *tasting the burnt hamster* But wouldn't this make whatever it is a villan? Hey this is good! Want some?!
E_Chan: I don't eat deep fried rodents.
-sound of crickets and steady pelting of burnt hamsters against the windows-
E_Chan: *takes out machine gun and shoots crickets again* bloody crickets.
Gem: But only Authors/Authoresses are powerful enough to kill off a character. So are we dealing with-
E_Chan: yes, another Author. He even be more powerful than me, but his days are numbered!
Gem: Why are his days numbered? And how do you know it's a guy?!
E_Chan: Because we are sending Sora and Riku after him. And to answer your second question, because there's only one person I know who would do such a thing.
Gem: *drops her deep fried hamster to the ground* You don't mean...
E_Chan: yes...it's- y0d4.
Gem: NO!
E_Chan: I'm afraid so. Luckily, I know exactly where he is.
Gem: WHERE?!
E_Chan: At.......Mount Doom! *thunder and lightning and scary music*
Gem: wait, it's bright and sunny outside, except for the downpour of burnt hamsters from who-knows-where.
E_Chan: It isn't.......at Mount Doom! *more lightning, thunder, and scary music*
Gem: So I guess we need to call in the boys... *walks over to a mirror and tries to step through it but just hits her head on the glass* ow...
E_chan: wrong mirror.
Gem: I knew that. *repeats this six times until she finds the right mirror and walks through*
E-Chan: *shakes her head* the world really IS doomed.
=+=+=Back at Walmart=+=+=
Sora: *still on top of the aisle* Hmmm..there must be something I can use.....a-hah! *grabs some string (E_Notes: aren't they lucky they were in the camping section?) and starts tying it to his sporkblade when he hears a gunshot (G_notes: then again, maybe not) and quickly attatches a hook to the end*
Riku: *running past* Redhead's gotta gun!
Kairi: *with gun* get back here! You will be mine or nobody's at all!
Staff: *are no longer grinning because they're all dead*
Yuffie: *is dragging something over from Home and Gardens section*
Sora: wassat?! O.o
Yuffie: shhhh!
Riku: *running past a gain* Sora, you could help!
Sora: oh right! *casts string and hook down, getting riku by the shirt and flings him up onto the aisle*
Riku: where'd you learn to make an instant fishing rod?
Sora: are you kidding?! I'm a freaking genious! *smiles cheesily*
BANG!
Sora and Riku: *look down to see that Kairi has started to climb up the aisle* eep.
Kairi: *gets to the top and aims the gun at them* tag, you're it.
Yuffie: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE KAIRI!
Kairi: eh?
-everyone turns to see Yuffie with Kairi's forgotten hairdryer filled with potting soil.-
Yuffie: take this you evil *censored* *turns the hairdryer on which blasts the potting soil all over Kairi*
Kairi: NOOO!!! I'm melting! I'M MELTING! *melts into a puddle of goo*
Riku and Sora: dude.
-suddenly, a portal appears out of nowhere and Gem appears in all her random glory.-
Gem: pack it up and move it out boys! We've got a whole new mission for you!
Sora: but-but-
Gem: No but's Sora. Jilje is already dead so there's no need to be worried.
Sora: That's not it! *sob*
All: o.O;;
Gem: then what's wrong?
Sora: *sniff* Riku never got me icecream!
All: *anime fall*
Gem: *grabs Sora and motions to the others* let's go!
-all of them vanish into light leaving Kairi to run into the tower of spam.-
Kairi: *sniffle* huh? *sees spam* SPAM! *runs off with spam to roast* ^.~
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E_Chan: weeeeeee! What happens next?!
Gem: find out next time!
E_Chan: Read and Review pleeeeeeeeeeease!
Gem: *throws around confetti* second chapter! W00t!w00t!
E_Chan: We'd like to thank Kittyvictoria for reviewing and Hiei and Fishing Moogle for being our Muses!
Hiei: I resent being called a muse.
Fishing Moogle: welcome to the club, kupo.
Gem: here we go! Caution: Major Kairi bashing in this chappie!
Disclaimer: First chappie.
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Recap: Yuffie has now joined Sora and Riku in some unknown quest against Jilje. Yuffie has a flaming marshmallow thrower and Sora and Riku each have giant sporkblades. They are now entering the premesis of Walmart. But what random evil awaits them there?
-Riku, Sora, and Yuffie have entered Walmart. Soft, elevator-type music is playing in the backround and all the staff have on big fake smiles.-
Sora: *sees video game section* ooooo! Video games!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to play but gets stopped by Yuffie*
Yuffie: we are NOT here to play video games!
Sora: *chicbi eyes* then why are we here?
Yuffie: um......why ARE we here Riku?
Riku: I promised Sora an icecream.
Sora: oh yeah! ICECREAM!
Yuffie: he doesn't need icecream.
Riku: I know, but he won't eat anything else.
-The three begin to make their way to the icecream thing in walmart when they are stopped by *evil villan music here* none other than Kairi!-
Sora: o.O aaah! Even uglier lady!
Staff: run away!
Kairi: hold it right there or I'll blast ya with this........this....
Yuffie: hairdryer?
Kairi: right!
-all is quiet as a random cat falls out of the sky and runs across the screen.-
Sora: O.O *sporks cat*
Kairi: you-you killed the kitty..........*suddenly snaps* YOU MUST DIE!
All: o.o eep!
Kairi: *takes out none other than the *more evil music inserted here* evil hairdryer of doom and turns it up to full power* YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY WRATH! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sora: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *screams like a schoolgirl while being chased by Kairi and her hairdryer of doom*
Kairi: getbackhereyougoodfornothing,catkilling,icecreameatingBOY!!
Yuffie: *stands between Sora and Kairi* hey you preppy! Leave my friends alone!
Kairi: you-you betrayed me?! How could you?!
Yuffie: Your hair salon funds weren't enough to support my catalog shopping cravings......sooo I sided with them!
Kairi: *eye twitch* you- *derranged grin* you've just made a horrible mistake. *charges yuffie*
Yuffie: Oh goodness! She's really gonna kill me!
Sora and Riku: O.o;;
Yuffie:*tries to shoot flaming marshmallows at kairi but her thrower dun work* wha?!
Kairi: *evil grin* now you will repent for your sins! (since when did she become a preacher?)
Sora: *hides*
Yuffie: Run away! Run away!
Riku: no! I'm the leader and the romantic lead so I choose whether we run or fight!
Kairi: *blink* you're the romantic lead? *turns the hairdryer of doom to reverse and starts running toward Riku* come on sweety!!!!!!
Riku: RUN AWAY!
Yuffie: mommy! *hides behind a pillar of canned spam*
Sora: *is sitting atop one of the aisles* where's those bloody Authoress people when you need 'em?!
=+=+= Somewhere very far away=+=+=
-The two authoresses, still cloaked in black stand in a tower walled in by windows. Outside, it's raining burnt hamsters.-
E_Chan: something's gone terribly wrong.
Gem: *trying to cook one of the burnt hamsters* what's that?
E_Chan: *holds up something that very much resembles Jilje* Someone or Something is trying to end our story. Whoever or whatever it is has already succeeded in destroying Jilje. Now we are without an enemy.
Gem: *tasting the burnt hamster* But wouldn't this make whatever it is a villan? Hey this is good! Want some?!
E_Chan: I don't eat deep fried rodents.
-sound of crickets and steady pelting of burnt hamsters against the windows-
E_Chan: *takes out machine gun and shoots crickets again* bloody crickets.
Gem: But only Authors/Authoresses are powerful enough to kill off a character. So are we dealing with-
E_Chan: yes, another Author. He even be more powerful than me, but his days are numbered!
Gem: Why are his days numbered? And how do you know it's a guy?!
E_Chan: Because we are sending Sora and Riku after him. And to answer your second question, because there's only one person I know who would do such a thing.
Gem: *drops her deep fried hamster to the ground* You don't mean...
E_Chan: yes...it's- y0d4.
Gem: NO!
E_Chan: I'm afraid so. Luckily, I know exactly where he is.
Gem: WHERE?!
E_Chan: At.......Mount Doom! *thunder and lightning and scary music*
Gem: wait, it's bright and sunny outside, except for the downpour of burnt hamsters from who-knows-where.
E_Chan: It isn't.......at Mount Doom! *more lightning, thunder, and scary music*
Gem: So I guess we need to call in the boys... *walks over to a mirror and tries to step through it but just hits her head on the glass* ow...
E_chan: wrong mirror.
Gem: I knew that. *repeats this six times until she finds the right mirror and walks through*
E-Chan: *shakes her head* the world really IS doomed.
=+=+=Back at Walmart=+=+=
Sora: *still on top of the aisle* Hmmm..there must be something I can use.....a-hah! *grabs some string (E_Notes: aren't they lucky they were in the camping section?) and starts tying it to his sporkblade when he hears a gunshot (G_notes: then again, maybe not) and quickly attatches a hook to the end*
Riku: *running past* Redhead's gotta gun!
Kairi: *with gun* get back here! You will be mine or nobody's at all!
Staff: *are no longer grinning because they're all dead*
Yuffie: *is dragging something over from Home and Gardens section*
Sora: wassat?! O.o
Yuffie: shhhh!
Riku: *running past a gain* Sora, you could help!
Sora: oh right! *casts string and hook down, getting riku by the shirt and flings him up onto the aisle*
Riku: where'd you learn to make an instant fishing rod?
Sora: are you kidding?! I'm a freaking genious! *smiles cheesily*
BANG!
Sora and Riku: *look down to see that Kairi has started to climb up the aisle* eep.
Kairi: *gets to the top and aims the gun at them* tag, you're it.
Yuffie: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE KAIRI!
Kairi: eh?
-everyone turns to see Yuffie with Kairi's forgotten hairdryer filled with potting soil.-
Yuffie: take this you evil *censored* *turns the hairdryer on which blasts the potting soil all over Kairi*
Kairi: NOOO!!! I'm melting! I'M MELTING! *melts into a puddle of goo*
Riku and Sora: dude.
-suddenly, a portal appears out of nowhere and Gem appears in all her random glory.-
Gem: pack it up and move it out boys! We've got a whole new mission for you!
Sora: but-but-
Gem: No but's Sora. Jilje is already dead so there's no need to be worried.
Sora: That's not it! *sob*
All: o.O;;
Gem: then what's wrong?
Sora: *sniff* Riku never got me icecream!
All: *anime fall*
Gem: *grabs Sora and motions to the others* let's go!
-all of them vanish into light leaving Kairi to run into the tower of spam.-
Kairi: *sniffle* huh? *sees spam* SPAM! *runs off with spam to roast* ^.~
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E_Chan: weeeeeee! What happens next?!
Gem: find out next time!
E_Chan: Read and Review pleeeeeeeeeeease!