This chapter is short and has a lot of Vegeta in it. The next chapter will
also have a lot of Vegeta in it. Sorry this is short, but at least I posted
hey?
Katt: Yo peoples wassup?
Gohan: What have you been drinking?
Katt: No coffee. Or coke! I'm trying to get off caffeine.
Videl: And that's a problem?
Katt: I GO CRAZY WITHOUT CAFFEINE!! AND I GET HUGE HEADACHES!
Videl: I guess I better thank the people. Thank-you
Vegeta Shea Loner Tiki111 Shadow and Setokaiba 'Cause they reviewed the latest chapter. Extra special thanks to Tiki111 who has reviewd all my chapters so far. Thank-you!
Gohan: I guess that means I'm left doing the disclaimer.
Katt: Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
Videl: Yeah you'd better.
Gohan: Why the HFIL would a teenager own Dragon Ball Z? Seriously people!
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Last time:
He did have an idea though. He didn't know why he did what he did, but the world was moving in a strange orbit that day. He let SS take over. His eyes flashed turquoise as he leaned seductively over Videl.
"I'm not going to answer your question tonight, dear girl. I'm going to make you suffer at the thought of not knowing." He smirked at her and went to sit by Katt who, once again, curled herself into Gohan's chest.
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Chapter 6: I'd rather be called Bardock.
Vegeta woke up the next morning, after hearing something that sounded unpleasantly like Dr. Briefs cat after he set its tail on fire. His first instinct was to put the poor thing out of its (and his) misery, but he didn't want Bulma to yell at him for killing anything. But he had to do something to get rid of his anger!
He hopped out of the tent and walked to the source of the sound. What he saw there was far worse than any wailing cat. It was Hercule, singing in his HORRIBLE bad accent. He wasn't even on tune! I wouldn't be surprised if he was inventing notes as he went.
"Hey baka man!"
"What is it you think you're doing, interrupting the champ's brilliant singing?" Hercule asked
"Champ? You baka, I could beat you with my eyes closed!"
Hercule laughed his annoying Hercule laugh. "You beat me! Ha, ha, ha. A scrawny little punk like you couldn't beat the champ!"
"Wanna bet?" Vegeta powered up to super sayan. This made Hercule scared.
"Hey, weren't you that guy from the cell games?"
Vegeta just smirked. *BANG* Vegeta rubbed his head where a small bump was forming.
"What did you do that for woman?"
"My name is Bulma! Lets hear you say it B U L M A"
"Why'd you hit me on the head with the banshees waffle iron?"
"You were about to kill Hercule!"
"And you don't want me to because."
"I just don't, now go spar with someone you can't kill!"
Vegeta frowned and stalked off. How was he supposed to find someone to spar with? Then a thought came to him. Gohan! Normally he was a weak mommas boy who didn't train but his sayan side wasn't! All he had to do was hurt his now susceptible sayan pride!
He located Gohan's ki, and realised he was with a bunch of his human friends and.Krillin!?! Yes that was definitely him, and his ki wasn't a very happy one! He smirked and decided to find out what the matter was. (Not like he cared.)
~*~ Back to Gohan~*~
Gohan, Katt, Jade, Venus and Apollo were all standing in a bunch and laughing their heads off. A very angry Krillin was standing near by. He was red in the face. Literally! His cheeks had huge red spots of paint on them! And that's not all. There was a bright multi-coloured wig super-glued to his head! No wonder the gang was laughing so hard.
"Son Gohan, I'm going to kill you for this!"
"How? I'm the strongest in the group, remember?" SS replied. (Yes, SS is in control!)
"You haven't been training for 7 years Gohan."
"And a human doesn't stand a chance to a regular sayan, let alone a super sayan! And I'm super sayan 2."
"Um Gohan? I thought you didn't want your friends to know!"
"That's not Gohan you baka! That's his sayan side taking over!" Vegeta said, walking up to them. "Brat, I was woken up very rudely and I'm not in a good mood."
"Oh that's nice veggie brain. What do you want me to o about it?"
"A spar. Right here, right now."
"Sure. Just don't get hurt too badly!"
"ARGH! RUN KIDS QUICK!" Krillin yelled ducking for cover. The rest of the pranksters saw the seriousness in Krillin's voice and immediately ran. (I think the saying goes "run for the hills" but they were already ON the hills.)
SS grinned and dropped into a fighting stance. His eyes gleamed as he saw Vegeta do the same. He was definitely going to enjoy this battle.
"So brat, are you ready for this fight?"
"Never been more ready. I only hope I don't hurt poor veggie!"
"Hmm, don't count on it!"
Both sayans began doing a warming up spar. Just slow fighting, which was still greater than the NORMAL eye can see. (All the z-senshi can see it though) That was actually lucky because it would get very complicated if they saw Gohan flying.
So anyway, they continued fighting. A block here, a kick or two there, and the inevitable punch in the stomach. No one was really winning, but then, they weren't really fighting either. (Sorry I'm not too good at fight scenes, besides, this is a humour fic!) Then after their warm up round was finished, Vegeta smirked and looked over at Gohan.
"Tired yet brat?"
"After that warm up? Not a chance!" Vegeta grinned. He was beginning to like this new Gohan.
"Hmmm, I see you want to get started then Gohan?"
SS was a little shocked at being called by his name but let it pass.
"You know, I don't really like the name Gohan. Not very sayan like is it?"
"Well, what you prefer me to call you brat?"
"I was named after my grandfather right? How about Bardock?"
"Nice. Perfect for a lower class like you!"
Bardock's eyes once more flashed, but stayed turquoise. His hair also flashed gold, and blue lightning flicked around him.
"Bring it on!"
*~*On Kami's Lookout*~*
"Oh no! Gohan.I mean Bardock stop! I never wanted you to do this!" Dende cried. (If you're wondering, he's run out of caffeine and is on withdrawal.)
"Well that's what you get for torturing him!" Piccolo said, annoyed.
"I didn't torture him! I just made certain events in his life.unpleasant."
"I don't care, now he's going to kill Vegeta! What do you think Bulma will say?"
"Oh no! Bulma! I have to stop him!" Dende cried, grabbing his coat. He jumped off the lookout and began flying to the place of Gohan's Scout Camp!
END OF CHAPTER 6
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Katt: *to the tune of green sleaves (Or the Mr. Whippy song all you not- knowing people)* Lala, lala, l'la la, lala, l'la la, lala, l'la la, lala.
Gohan: Oh great, she's totally flipped.
Videl: Now what do we do?
Gohan: Just sum up the fic!
Videl: Fine Mr. Smarty pants! Thanks for reading, give us your reviews and ideas.
Gohan: Good but you forgot. All reviews accepted. Flames and anonymous included!
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Katt: Yo peoples wassup?
Gohan: What have you been drinking?
Katt: No coffee. Or coke! I'm trying to get off caffeine.
Videl: And that's a problem?
Katt: I GO CRAZY WITHOUT CAFFEINE!! AND I GET HUGE HEADACHES!
Videl: I guess I better thank the people. Thank-you
Vegeta Shea Loner Tiki111 Shadow and Setokaiba 'Cause they reviewed the latest chapter. Extra special thanks to Tiki111 who has reviewd all my chapters so far. Thank-you!
Gohan: I guess that means I'm left doing the disclaimer.
Katt: Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
Videl: Yeah you'd better.
Gohan: Why the HFIL would a teenager own Dragon Ball Z? Seriously people!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
Last time:
He did have an idea though. He didn't know why he did what he did, but the world was moving in a strange orbit that day. He let SS take over. His eyes flashed turquoise as he leaned seductively over Videl.
"I'm not going to answer your question tonight, dear girl. I'm going to make you suffer at the thought of not knowing." He smirked at her and went to sit by Katt who, once again, curled herself into Gohan's chest.
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Chapter 6: I'd rather be called Bardock.
Vegeta woke up the next morning, after hearing something that sounded unpleasantly like Dr. Briefs cat after he set its tail on fire. His first instinct was to put the poor thing out of its (and his) misery, but he didn't want Bulma to yell at him for killing anything. But he had to do something to get rid of his anger!
He hopped out of the tent and walked to the source of the sound. What he saw there was far worse than any wailing cat. It was Hercule, singing in his HORRIBLE bad accent. He wasn't even on tune! I wouldn't be surprised if he was inventing notes as he went.
"Hey baka man!"
"What is it you think you're doing, interrupting the champ's brilliant singing?" Hercule asked
"Champ? You baka, I could beat you with my eyes closed!"
Hercule laughed his annoying Hercule laugh. "You beat me! Ha, ha, ha. A scrawny little punk like you couldn't beat the champ!"
"Wanna bet?" Vegeta powered up to super sayan. This made Hercule scared.
"Hey, weren't you that guy from the cell games?"
Vegeta just smirked. *BANG* Vegeta rubbed his head where a small bump was forming.
"What did you do that for woman?"
"My name is Bulma! Lets hear you say it B U L M A"
"Why'd you hit me on the head with the banshees waffle iron?"
"You were about to kill Hercule!"
"And you don't want me to because."
"I just don't, now go spar with someone you can't kill!"
Vegeta frowned and stalked off. How was he supposed to find someone to spar with? Then a thought came to him. Gohan! Normally he was a weak mommas boy who didn't train but his sayan side wasn't! All he had to do was hurt his now susceptible sayan pride!
He located Gohan's ki, and realised he was with a bunch of his human friends and.Krillin!?! Yes that was definitely him, and his ki wasn't a very happy one! He smirked and decided to find out what the matter was. (Not like he cared.)
~*~ Back to Gohan~*~
Gohan, Katt, Jade, Venus and Apollo were all standing in a bunch and laughing their heads off. A very angry Krillin was standing near by. He was red in the face. Literally! His cheeks had huge red spots of paint on them! And that's not all. There was a bright multi-coloured wig super-glued to his head! No wonder the gang was laughing so hard.
"Son Gohan, I'm going to kill you for this!"
"How? I'm the strongest in the group, remember?" SS replied. (Yes, SS is in control!)
"You haven't been training for 7 years Gohan."
"And a human doesn't stand a chance to a regular sayan, let alone a super sayan! And I'm super sayan 2."
"Um Gohan? I thought you didn't want your friends to know!"
"That's not Gohan you baka! That's his sayan side taking over!" Vegeta said, walking up to them. "Brat, I was woken up very rudely and I'm not in a good mood."
"Oh that's nice veggie brain. What do you want me to o about it?"
"A spar. Right here, right now."
"Sure. Just don't get hurt too badly!"
"ARGH! RUN KIDS QUICK!" Krillin yelled ducking for cover. The rest of the pranksters saw the seriousness in Krillin's voice and immediately ran. (I think the saying goes "run for the hills" but they were already ON the hills.)
SS grinned and dropped into a fighting stance. His eyes gleamed as he saw Vegeta do the same. He was definitely going to enjoy this battle.
"So brat, are you ready for this fight?"
"Never been more ready. I only hope I don't hurt poor veggie!"
"Hmm, don't count on it!"
Both sayans began doing a warming up spar. Just slow fighting, which was still greater than the NORMAL eye can see. (All the z-senshi can see it though) That was actually lucky because it would get very complicated if they saw Gohan flying.
So anyway, they continued fighting. A block here, a kick or two there, and the inevitable punch in the stomach. No one was really winning, but then, they weren't really fighting either. (Sorry I'm not too good at fight scenes, besides, this is a humour fic!) Then after their warm up round was finished, Vegeta smirked and looked over at Gohan.
"Tired yet brat?"
"After that warm up? Not a chance!" Vegeta grinned. He was beginning to like this new Gohan.
"Hmmm, I see you want to get started then Gohan?"
SS was a little shocked at being called by his name but let it pass.
"You know, I don't really like the name Gohan. Not very sayan like is it?"
"Well, what you prefer me to call you brat?"
"I was named after my grandfather right? How about Bardock?"
"Nice. Perfect for a lower class like you!"
Bardock's eyes once more flashed, but stayed turquoise. His hair also flashed gold, and blue lightning flicked around him.
"Bring it on!"
*~*On Kami's Lookout*~*
"Oh no! Gohan.I mean Bardock stop! I never wanted you to do this!" Dende cried. (If you're wondering, he's run out of caffeine and is on withdrawal.)
"Well that's what you get for torturing him!" Piccolo said, annoyed.
"I didn't torture him! I just made certain events in his life.unpleasant."
"I don't care, now he's going to kill Vegeta! What do you think Bulma will say?"
"Oh no! Bulma! I have to stop him!" Dende cried, grabbing his coat. He jumped off the lookout and began flying to the place of Gohan's Scout Camp!
END OF CHAPTER 6
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Katt: *to the tune of green sleaves (Or the Mr. Whippy song all you not- knowing people)* Lala, lala, l'la la, lala, l'la la, lala, l'la la, lala.
Gohan: Oh great, she's totally flipped.
Videl: Now what do we do?
Gohan: Just sum up the fic!
Videl: Fine Mr. Smarty pants! Thanks for reading, give us your reviews and ideas.
Gohan: Good but you forgot. All reviews accepted. Flames and anonymous included!
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