A/N: Yeah... the characters are OOC. But that makes the story all the better!! ...sometimes.
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, Dammit!!
Yuusuke: Nice way to put it.
Jisushika: Thanks.
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*Back at Ko-Enma's office with the Reiken Tantei and the fanfic writer, Jisushika*
Botan: WAHH! Jisushika...gimme a boyfriend!!
(Everyone Sweatdrops)
Hiei: Hn. Who would want to be the 'boyfriend' of a ditz?
Yuusuke: *snicker*
Jisushika: Well...i s'pose i could give you one in my next fanfic....
(Kurama, Yuusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei grimace)
Kurama: Excuse me?!
(Everyone stares at Kurama, the only single male. Botan leaps onto him)
Kurama: Urk!
Botan: You're perfect Kurama-kun! *starts rubbing her cheek against Kurama's red hair*
Kurama: YEOW! Get off! Get off!
Botan: *sniffles* Nobody likes me.
(Jisushika sweatdrops. Ko-enma appears at the door)
Ko-Enma: Ah! Much better! Arigato, George.
George: *pinches his nose as he holds up a dirty diaper*
Everyone but Botan: Yuck.
Yuusuke: How very attractive of you to announce your personal 'deeds'.
(Jisushika nods her head)
Botan: *quietly* I thought that was kawaii.
(Kuwabara shudders)
Botan: K0-ENMA-SAN, BE MY KOIBITO!! ONEGAI? ONEGAI??
Jisushika: Now, now, let's not be so harsh on others.......
(Botan hugs Ko-enma. Ko-enma's face turns purple....Everyone takes five steps back as Botan squeezes him harder)
Ko-enma: George! Help me escape from this horrific situation!!
(Everyone hears a toilet flush)
Jisushika: I think he's occupied.
Kuwabara: I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama, will help you restore your freedom!!
*pauses*
Kuwabara: Wait, I promised my mommy i'd never hit girls.
(Everyone falls on their back)
Hiei: *twitches as he gets back up* ...BaKa...
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A/N: Um...this particular fic is just weird....weird....and....have i said weird already...? Oh, yes i did. I don't believe in Botan Kurama parings, by the way.
It just seems not very right in my point of view.
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, Dammit!!
Yuusuke: Nice way to put it.
Jisushika: Thanks.
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*Back at Ko-Enma's office with the Reiken Tantei and the fanfic writer, Jisushika*
Botan: WAHH! Jisushika...gimme a boyfriend!!
(Everyone Sweatdrops)
Hiei: Hn. Who would want to be the 'boyfriend' of a ditz?
Yuusuke: *snicker*
Jisushika: Well...i s'pose i could give you one in my next fanfic....
(Kurama, Yuusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei grimace)
Kurama: Excuse me?!
(Everyone stares at Kurama, the only single male. Botan leaps onto him)
Kurama: Urk!
Botan: You're perfect Kurama-kun! *starts rubbing her cheek against Kurama's red hair*
Kurama: YEOW! Get off! Get off!
Botan: *sniffles* Nobody likes me.
(Jisushika sweatdrops. Ko-enma appears at the door)
Ko-Enma: Ah! Much better! Arigato, George.
George: *pinches his nose as he holds up a dirty diaper*
Everyone but Botan: Yuck.
Yuusuke: How very attractive of you to announce your personal 'deeds'.
(Jisushika nods her head)
Botan: *quietly* I thought that was kawaii.
(Kuwabara shudders)
Botan: K0-ENMA-SAN, BE MY KOIBITO!! ONEGAI? ONEGAI??
Jisushika: Now, now, let's not be so harsh on others.......
(Botan hugs Ko-enma. Ko-enma's face turns purple....Everyone takes five steps back as Botan squeezes him harder)
Ko-enma: George! Help me escape from this horrific situation!!
(Everyone hears a toilet flush)
Jisushika: I think he's occupied.
Kuwabara: I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama, will help you restore your freedom!!
*pauses*
Kuwabara: Wait, I promised my mommy i'd never hit girls.
(Everyone falls on their back)
Hiei: *twitches as he gets back up* ...BaKa...
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A/N: Um...this particular fic is just weird....weird....and....have i said weird already...? Oh, yes i did. I don't believe in Botan Kurama parings, by the way.
It just seems not very right in my point of view.