Dark Alley

Disclaimer: Don't own YYH..and I want to own ProzzäK...*gets heart eyes* Simon....^ ^ (this chappy is OOC..maybe x.x;;;)

~.....~ lyrics/announcer dude

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"We're coming, Shi-chan! You and Hiei go ahead, we'll catch up!" Botan shouted as her and Kurama started talking about pointless stuff that I don't wanna talk about.

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"OOOOOOOOOOH!" Shisori screamed in Hiei's ear," Kareoke (Sp?) bar!"

"Hn? What in the seven hells is a Kareoke Bar?" Hiei asked her, still himself as ever.

"Hurry the competition is starting!" She yelled again.

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~Announcer dude: Okay and today is Prozzäk Night, so you better get up your best Prozzak song!~ (AN- I am a Prozzäk fan..so ya...)

Shisori signed them all up..well Yuusuke, Kurama, and Hiei..unwillingly...

~Announcer: First up, Yuusuke Urameshi!~

Yuusuke/Simon: (o-o;;;) ~I recall the way that Stephanie said to me callously

It's not me it's you...~

Keiko just stared silently, trying to hide her laughter.

~And I remember just how Julianne held my hand headline ran

It's not me it's you

Seems the old equation's holding true one from two equals blue and nice guy's always lose

First we're stuck like glue

Then you say we're through

All that you can tell me is that

It's not me it's you

Hey, it's not me it's you~

Shisori, Yukina, Keiko: ~Na Na Na...It's not me it's you...~

~I can see the day that Minnie-Mae walked away heard her say

It's not me it's you

And how could I forget how Caroline's name was signed dotted line

It's not me it's you

Share the blame I do

Relationships take two

But all that you can tell me is that

It's not me it's you~

(AN- Keiko ish gonna be Minnie-Mae when she comes up, and if Minnie-Mae comes up again, it will be the one their coupled with)

Shisori,Yukina, Keiko:~Hey, it's not me it's you

Na Na Na...

It's not me it's you

Na Na Na...

It's not me it's you~

~Minnie, if we don't make it out of this thing I want you to know that I really did love you~

Keiko/Minnie-Mae: ~"I know Simon it's just that..."~

~Isn't life a game of touch and go

Girls talk high boys talk low

It's not me it's you

Voices ring and echo psycho-show memories flow

Now sing low

It's not me it's you

Prophecy came true

Message coming through

Click on ICQ

Parting words of love denied are...~

Shisori,Yukina,Keiko:~It's not me it's you...~

~Announcer dude: Okay then, Next is Hiei Jagan...~

Hiei: WHAT! You signed me up, wench!?

Shisori: But I gave you a good song...hey at least it's not "Shag Tag (Your it!)"! *cracks up when she hears him starting to sing it with a 'hn'*

Hiei/Simon: (O-O;;;;)~A little sexual frustration

Combined with lack of motivation

And a loss of concentration

I've got a strange disease

I can't concentrate on work

My libido's gone berserk

Now I'm sweating through my shirt

I've got a strange disease

Two weeks ago

You said you'd never leave me

And here I am alone

And in this world of reckless happenstance

Why do good things have to go away

And leave you with nothing

Ya, you left me with nothing~

Shisori,Keiko:~Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah~

~...And a strange disease~

Shisori,Keiko:~wee ooo wee ooo~

~Hyper emotional sensations

Sent via television stations

Unaffected by locations

I've got a strange disease

I can't seem to get to sleep

I don't want nothing to eat

Walking up and down your street

I've got a strange disease~

Shisori/Minnie-Mae:~Why did you have to put

so much pressure on me?

You pushed my heart away...~

~I didn't mean to scare you little one

Is there nothing I can say?

Don't leave me with nothing

Ya you left me with nothing~

Shisori,Keiko:~Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah~

~...And a strange disease~

Shisori,Keiko:~wee oo wee ooo~

~Now I'm standing in the rain

Water soaking through my brain

Every droplet speaks your name

And it's driving me insane

I don't want to go to work

My libido's gone berserk

I don't want nothing to eat

Walking up and down your street

But only two weeks ago

You said you'd never leave me

And here I am alone

And in this world of reckless happenstance

Why do good things have to go away?

And leave you with nothing

Ya you left me with nothing~

Shisori,Keiko:~Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah~

~...And a strange disease~

Shisori,Keiko:~wee ooo wee ooo...~

Shisori:Muwahhhahahahah! ^ ^;

Hiei: I hate you....

Shisori: I know...^ ^...doesn't it just 'Suck to be You'? Oh, and speaking of that...Kurama and Botan are up!

Botan: Me too!?

Shisori: well someone's gotta be Tamara..ohh well..then I will just have to...

Botan/Hiei:NO YOU WONT!

Shisori: Botan, just get up there...

Botan/Tamara:~Sucks to be you~

Kurama/Simon:~I know, I know~

~Sucks to be you~

~I know it's true

I'm a bastard if it's true

If the thing she did to me

Is what I did to you

I'm a bastard if it's true

And I guess it's true~

~Sucks to be you~

~I know, I know~

~Sucks to be you~

~ I know it's true

You need to know I finally understand

And I gotta get in touch with you now

But I can't

I just want to tell you I'm sorry

I'm a bastard if it's true

If the thing she did to me

Was what I did to you

I'm a bastard if it's true

And I guess it's true~

~Sucks to be you~

~I know I know~

~Sucks to be you~

~I know it's true

You need to know I finally understand

And I gotta get in touch with you now

But I can't

I wish I could have made you happy

But I'm a bastard

I'm not saying that I wanted you to stay

But tonight I feel like driving my car to LA

Just so you can see me crying

Cause I'm a bastard if it's true

Yeah and I guess it's true~

~Sucks to be you~

~Sucks to be you~

~I know its true~

~Sucks to be you~

~I know, I know~

~Sucks to be you~

~I know its true~

Shisori: Okay, now you all deserve some ice cream!

Kuwa: Free food!

Shisori: you are so cheap....

Hiei: Hn...

Yuusuke then nudged Hiei which made him feel uncomfortable.

Hiei: Lets hurry up and get the sweet snow...

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Shi- R&R!