Chapter Two: Fo Shizzle My Neo Dizzle

The Nebizzle floats majestically through the air. A signal beams out from the hovercraft, contacting Zion. Morpbus's voice sounds over the radio.

"This is the Nebizzle requesting permission to dock."

"Sure, why not?" answers Control. "Arms, stand down."

Arms shrugs good-naturedly and stands down.

"No, I meant weapons at the Nebizzle's dock - too late."

Laser cannons fire out at the Nebizzle. The ship is hit by the attacks many times and soon crashes to the ground. The crew climbs out of the flaming wreckage.

"Is everyone okay?" Morphbus asks worriedly.

"Peo's dead!" screams Finite in a suspiciously joyful voice.

"WHAT?!" yells Morphbus back, just as happily.
"Just kidding…" Finite confesses sadly.

"DAMN!"

Peo looks at him.

"…You, Finite, for lying to me," finishes the captain.

"That makes me feel better." Says Peo sarcastically.

The crew walks through the gates and enters Zion. They are about to reach the elevators when a Kid rushes up to Peo, leaps on him, and starts beating him.

"BITCH!" yells the Kid.

"GOD!!!! GET HIM OFF ME!!!"

Finite sighs. "Baby…" She reaches over and yanks the furious Kid off Peo.

"Thanks…"

"THIS ISN'T OVER YET, PEO…" the Kid yells as he is dragged away by the Zion police.

"This is the last time I ever come here again. So I took the kids stupid beanie baby!!! They're only worth five dollars!" yells Peo.

Morphbus looks at him. "Yea, but you stole a limited addition Commander Block super beanie with commanding action."

Finite nods in agreement. "What'd you do with that anyway?"

"Burnt it."

The rebels all get in an elevator and travel upwards. Clink and Morphbus get off at one floor and Finite and Peo continue up to Peo's floor. The door opens again and there are many people are waiting outside the elevator. They yell and begin to hurl shit at Peo. He hits the "door close" button.

"Damn unbelievers…" Peo sighs.

"Well, their religion does have heavy penalties for molesting livestock. Your fault," Finite reminds him.

"Listen, I can't go there. Can I stay with you tonight?"

"No."

"Morphbus!" Commander Block yells in a rage, pounding one of his beanies on the desk for emphasis. "You disobeyed my orders again! I'm so pissed, but you can't tell from this scene."

"Okay," Morphbus answers.

"Get out of here," Block yells in a rage.

"He must stay in command," the Councilor says to Block.

"Why?" Block asks pleadingly.

The Councilor gives a high, false cough that sounds suspiciously like "plot device." He and Morphbus leave the room. Block turns to his beanies.

"No one understands me but you guys," he says, cuddling one to his face.

"We are Lion! And we are not afraid!" yells Morphbus. The crow cheers. Suddenly a small spider drops down on Morphbus's shoulder. He screams like a girl.

"AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!! FINITE!!!!!!!!!!!"

People begin to dance stupidly. Peo and Finite have sex. Morphbus flirts with Dobbie. Block is mad. Dobbie leaves with him.

"I'm bored already. At least in this parody we didn't have to see Peo's ass…yet," he says to himself. From nearby, Clink says to himself, "I wouldn't mind seeing Peo's ass."

That night, Peo can't sleep, possibly due to the large amounts of caffeine he has consumed in the form of aspirin-laced coffee. So he decides to take a walk over to the place where the scene is.

"Hi," says the councilor.

"Sup?" Peo asks.

"Follow me," he orders.

The councilor leads Peo down to the basement where there are a bunch of machines, devil worshipers, rapists, and anti-Peo cults.

"Look, machines! We need them."

"What's your point?"

"Old men don't bother making points. There's no point."

"That's not funny."

Pain and Coward run into the sewer, holding some sort of disk-thingy. Pain hands it to Coward, who leaves the Matrix.

Agent Kiss suddenly runs up and does the hand thingy, turning Pain into another Kiss. Kiss straightens Kiss's suit and tie. Then the new Kiss exits the Matrix.

"Okay, the "Oracle" has contacted us and is asking to see Peo. Let's go, chuzzins," Morphbus explained, waking Peo.

"But I wanna sleep some more," complains Peo.

"Tough. We have bigger problems."

"Asshole…"

The rebels make there way to the dock, where the Nebizzle Two Dizzle has just been completed. Pain walks up behind the crew just as they are leaving.

"Hey, whazzup?"

"Uh, just came to see you off. Bye," Pain replies, eyes darting back and forth.

"You bleedin', homeboy."

"I'm a masochist."

"Oh, okay. Seems reasonable."