Burn in Hell Trashfield
At the dead of the night and when no one was around, Mai, Kyo and Kai met in a secret DMC shop. They were talking to Dante. They made up an evil plan to burn down a crappy school named Trashfield and told Dante make sure that he had all of his weapons. The plan was to crash into the school at 12.00pm, demand to see them and kill all the teachers and burn all the bastards. Then they left the secret DMC shop.
Next day, it was a normal day of school, Mai, Kyo and Kai were in PE but were not doing PE because they had 'excuses', until a mysterious white haired man with cool red clothes fell through the roof of the sports hall. Some unfortunate person got tramped on because they happened to be underneath him and he landed on her, some even got showered with glass. Everyone started running around in circles and screaming, especially piggy and wavy, because of the 'shock'. "Right on time." Kai whispered to Mai and Kyo. Kyo started laughing and said, "See how everyone is running round in circles and only us three aren't." The mysterious man pointed his guns named Ebony and Ivory at the two terrified 'girls'. He was about to say something but suddenly they wet themselves and the puddle was as big as them. They all fainted and fell into the puddle. There was so much pee that it soaked into there clothes and their white shirts turned yellow, they also drowned themselves. Mai, Kyo, Kai walked up to the mysterious man, now known to us called Dante, and Mai said, "Nice work, and it looks like you don't have to demand to see us." They all looked at everyone lying on the floor and started laughed very loud, then trashed the sports hall and left still laughing.
Dante, Mai, Kyo and Kai came to the first classroom. "Here are all the weapons I brought with me." Dante said and handed the weapons to them. Mai had Ifrit, Kyo had Sparda, Kai had Ebony and Ivory and Dante had Alastor. Everyone then tested their weapons, Mai punched a wall and it made a hole on it, when she punched fire came out and burnt the wall, Kyo cut a door in half and Kai shot all the windows. "Are you all ready?" asked Dante. Mai, Kyo and Kai answered, "Yeah." Kai kicked the door down and pointed Ebony and Ivory at the teacher, Dante, Mai and Kyo walked in after her. Everyone screamed when they walked in, the classroom was full of steeky bitches. Mai punched everyone, and burnt them at the same time, Kyo slashed everyone, Dante slashed everyone as well, every time he did electricity came out and electrocuted them, and Kai shot everyone and everything in sight, including the tables and chairs. After 5 minutes of violent slaughter of steeks they left the trashed room. It took only 5 minutes because everyone was so weak and scared and were begging for their life, but they just killed them anyway. "That was too easy and boring." said Kyo. "Yeah, how about a change of plan?" asked Kai. "Like what?" asked Kyo. "Hmmm ... I know burn the whole school down instead going from one class to another." answered Kai. "Good idea." replied Mai and they made there way out of school. Anyone who tried to stop them got either punched, burnt, slashed, shot or electrocuted. They were standing outside in front of the school. "Take it away Mai." said Kai then Mai summoned Ifrit and did Meteor and Inferno. In no time the building was set on fire. On the windows there were steeky bitches hanging out the window screaming for help because they were on fire. "STOP HANGING OUT THE WINDOWS BITCHES OR YOU'LL GET IN TROUBLE." shouted Kyo then they all started laughing. "So what do you want to do now?" asked Dante. "I don't know" answered Mai. "How about we go round to your shop?" suggested Kai. "Okay" said Dante.
Mai, Kyo and Kai were at Dante's secret DMC shop. They were eating pizza and drinking beer for their lunch since we missed it burning the school down. Mai got very drunk and fell asleep on the floor. Kyo and Kai put Mai under the snooker table so they wouldn't stand or trip over her. Kyo and Kai were listening to heavy metal very loud and playing with Dante's drums but Mai was still sleeping even with all the noise. Then the phone rang, Dante answered "Devil May Cry .. yeah I'll be right there." Kyo asked, "Who was it?" Dante explained to Kyo and Kai, "Someone called Chris is being attacked by demons just down the street. Do you want to come along?" Kai answered, "Sure, but Mai is still asleep" "Oh well just leave her" said Dante. "Chris? ... Could it be our friend Chris?" asked Kyo. "I don't know, hey Dante what was his second name?" asked Kai. "He never said" replied Dante. "Then we'll just have to find out when we get there." said Kyo. They went out of the shop and ran down the street. When they got they saw a person being attacked by Marionettes, Phantom Babies, Blades, Shadows, Sin Scissors and a Griffon. As they got closer they could see who it was, "So it was Chris." said Kyo. Chris was running around in circles trying to get away from the demons, but they were still chasing him. The Phantom Babies were crawling all over his feet. "Do we have to save him?" asked Kai. Kyo answered, "Yes, but it does look fun watching Chris being killed." Then Dante said, "Lets rock baby." and went on Devil Trigger with Alastor to kill the Blades, while he was running he squashed some of the Phantom Babies. The Sin Scissors were about to cut Chris' head off but he ducked and the Sin Scissors cut his hair instead. Kyo jumped in the air and did a cool somersault and landed in front of Chris, while she landed she landed on some more Phantom Babies and they went splat. Kyo then used Dante's double barrel shotgun and stuck it in Sin Scissors face and pulled the trigger. Sin Scissors mask fell off and it died with a screech. Then Kyo said, "Hee hee moetaro." and Chris ran off to hide. Kai ran around shooting the Shadows with Ebony and Ivory, while she was running she squashed the rest of the Phantom babies and there was no more left. Kai then said, "HAHAHA I'm so brilliant and no one can beat me with my brilliant guns." Kyo asked, "What about the marionettes?" Dante replied, "Whoever gets there first gets to kill them." Kai said, "That's not fair your cheating, you have super speed." then Dante went off Devil Trigger. The three of them charged at the Marionettes, to see who gets there first.
Meanwhile in the DMC shop and under the snooker table, Mai woke up. Mai was about to sit up but before she did she noticed she was under a table, so she rolled out from under the table. "Why the hell was I under a snooker table?" Mai wondered confused. "Hmm ... Where am I? ... Oh yeah I'm in the DMC shop. Wonder where Dante, Kyo and Kai are?" Mai thought to herself. Suddenly she heard a shriek and said, "I know that ugly sound anywhere." and grabbed the Grenade Launcher and ran outside.
Dante, Kyo and Kai ran up to the Marionettes as fast as they could. Suddenly a grenade came flying past them and they stopped running. The grenade hit the Marionettes and exploded and they all died. Dante, Kyo and Kai turned around to see who launched the grenade and it was Mai. Mai then ran up to them and asked, "Hey what you guys doing?" Kai answered, "Well as you can see we are fighting demons." "And why did you go and do that for?" said Kyo. "Do what?" Mai asked confused. "Kill the Marionettes" answered Kyo. "I thought you were going to kill them anyway." said Mai. "We wanted to see who would get there first and kill them but now it looks like you got there first." said Kai. "What about the Griffon?" asked Mai. "We'll kill him together." answered Dante then the four of them approached Griffon. When they did Dante said, "Flock off feather face or you can stick around and find out the hard way." and he gestured with his hand. Griffon said, "You are nothing bit a mere worm so I am going to eat you." and attacked with red thunder. Everyone dodged the thunder. Griffon then flew in the air to attack. Mai, Kyo and Kai could not fly so they shot him with the Grenade Launcher, Shotgun and Ebony and Ivory. Dante went on Devil Trigger and did Air Raid after he went off Devil Trigger and cut one of Griffons wings off with Alastor. The now one winged griffon fell to the ground with a thud. Griffon tried to stand up but had great difficulty because he couldn't balance. Griffon stood up but fell back down again. Dante, Mai, Kyo and Kai started pointing and laughing at it. "Stop mocking me." Griffon cried. Half an hour later they were still laughing, but it was getting boring so they decided to kill him to put him out of his misery. Dante though he was funny by cutting his other wing off, but now it could balance and stand up. When it stood up it started to attack with red thunder. Everyone dodged the thunder. Before they could even attack Griffon, suddenly a very big truck came speeding by and crashed into him. The truck exploded along with the Griffon. "What the hell was that?" Mai said very shocked. "It looks like a very big truck crashed into Griffon." said Dante. "That's not fair I wanted to kill Griffon" said Kai. "Oh well." said Kyo. "Chris you can come out of your hiding place now." said Mai. Chris then came out from somewhere. "HAHAHA you look funny with that hair cut." said Kai. "At least he doesn't have to go to the hair dressers." said Mai. "Where's gay faggot?" asked Kyo. "He ran off screaming like a girl." answered Chris and Mai, Kyo and Kai laughed. "Are you going home now?" asked Mai. "Yes." answered Chris and walked off. "Speaking of going home what time is it?" asked Kyo. "Hmm ... Its 10.30pm." answered Dante. "SHIT!!!" shouted Mai, Kyo and Kai. "Why what's wrong?" asked Dante. "Have to get home, its very important." answered Kyo. "Okay." said Dante. Mai, Kyo and Kai then threw the weapons they were using to Dante and ran off. "And goodbye to you too." said Dante who is having great difficultly trying to hold all the weapons. Mai, Kyo and Kai got home and had very evil looks on their faces. Mai went to phone someone, "Hello Grave ..."
At the dead of the night and when no one was around, Mai, Kyo and Kai met in a secret DMC shop. They were talking to Dante. They made up an evil plan to burn down a crappy school named Trashfield and told Dante make sure that he had all of his weapons. The plan was to crash into the school at 12.00pm, demand to see them and kill all the teachers and burn all the bastards. Then they left the secret DMC shop.
Next day, it was a normal day of school, Mai, Kyo and Kai were in PE but were not doing PE because they had 'excuses', until a mysterious white haired man with cool red clothes fell through the roof of the sports hall. Some unfortunate person got tramped on because they happened to be underneath him and he landed on her, some even got showered with glass. Everyone started running around in circles and screaming, especially piggy and wavy, because of the 'shock'. "Right on time." Kai whispered to Mai and Kyo. Kyo started laughing and said, "See how everyone is running round in circles and only us three aren't." The mysterious man pointed his guns named Ebony and Ivory at the two terrified 'girls'. He was about to say something but suddenly they wet themselves and the puddle was as big as them. They all fainted and fell into the puddle. There was so much pee that it soaked into there clothes and their white shirts turned yellow, they also drowned themselves. Mai, Kyo, Kai walked up to the mysterious man, now known to us called Dante, and Mai said, "Nice work, and it looks like you don't have to demand to see us." They all looked at everyone lying on the floor and started laughed very loud, then trashed the sports hall and left still laughing.
Dante, Mai, Kyo and Kai came to the first classroom. "Here are all the weapons I brought with me." Dante said and handed the weapons to them. Mai had Ifrit, Kyo had Sparda, Kai had Ebony and Ivory and Dante had Alastor. Everyone then tested their weapons, Mai punched a wall and it made a hole on it, when she punched fire came out and burnt the wall, Kyo cut a door in half and Kai shot all the windows. "Are you all ready?" asked Dante. Mai, Kyo and Kai answered, "Yeah." Kai kicked the door down and pointed Ebony and Ivory at the teacher, Dante, Mai and Kyo walked in after her. Everyone screamed when they walked in, the classroom was full of steeky bitches. Mai punched everyone, and burnt them at the same time, Kyo slashed everyone, Dante slashed everyone as well, every time he did electricity came out and electrocuted them, and Kai shot everyone and everything in sight, including the tables and chairs. After 5 minutes of violent slaughter of steeks they left the trashed room. It took only 5 minutes because everyone was so weak and scared and were begging for their life, but they just killed them anyway. "That was too easy and boring." said Kyo. "Yeah, how about a change of plan?" asked Kai. "Like what?" asked Kyo. "Hmmm ... I know burn the whole school down instead going from one class to another." answered Kai. "Good idea." replied Mai and they made there way out of school. Anyone who tried to stop them got either punched, burnt, slashed, shot or electrocuted. They were standing outside in front of the school. "Take it away Mai." said Kai then Mai summoned Ifrit and did Meteor and Inferno. In no time the building was set on fire. On the windows there were steeky bitches hanging out the window screaming for help because they were on fire. "STOP HANGING OUT THE WINDOWS BITCHES OR YOU'LL GET IN TROUBLE." shouted Kyo then they all started laughing. "So what do you want to do now?" asked Dante. "I don't know" answered Mai. "How about we go round to your shop?" suggested Kai. "Okay" said Dante.
Mai, Kyo and Kai were at Dante's secret DMC shop. They were eating pizza and drinking beer for their lunch since we missed it burning the school down. Mai got very drunk and fell asleep on the floor. Kyo and Kai put Mai under the snooker table so they wouldn't stand or trip over her. Kyo and Kai were listening to heavy metal very loud and playing with Dante's drums but Mai was still sleeping even with all the noise. Then the phone rang, Dante answered "Devil May Cry .. yeah I'll be right there." Kyo asked, "Who was it?" Dante explained to Kyo and Kai, "Someone called Chris is being attacked by demons just down the street. Do you want to come along?" Kai answered, "Sure, but Mai is still asleep" "Oh well just leave her" said Dante. "Chris? ... Could it be our friend Chris?" asked Kyo. "I don't know, hey Dante what was his second name?" asked Kai. "He never said" replied Dante. "Then we'll just have to find out when we get there." said Kyo. They went out of the shop and ran down the street. When they got they saw a person being attacked by Marionettes, Phantom Babies, Blades, Shadows, Sin Scissors and a Griffon. As they got closer they could see who it was, "So it was Chris." said Kyo. Chris was running around in circles trying to get away from the demons, but they were still chasing him. The Phantom Babies were crawling all over his feet. "Do we have to save him?" asked Kai. Kyo answered, "Yes, but it does look fun watching Chris being killed." Then Dante said, "Lets rock baby." and went on Devil Trigger with Alastor to kill the Blades, while he was running he squashed some of the Phantom Babies. The Sin Scissors were about to cut Chris' head off but he ducked and the Sin Scissors cut his hair instead. Kyo jumped in the air and did a cool somersault and landed in front of Chris, while she landed she landed on some more Phantom Babies and they went splat. Kyo then used Dante's double barrel shotgun and stuck it in Sin Scissors face and pulled the trigger. Sin Scissors mask fell off and it died with a screech. Then Kyo said, "Hee hee moetaro." and Chris ran off to hide. Kai ran around shooting the Shadows with Ebony and Ivory, while she was running she squashed the rest of the Phantom babies and there was no more left. Kai then said, "HAHAHA I'm so brilliant and no one can beat me with my brilliant guns." Kyo asked, "What about the marionettes?" Dante replied, "Whoever gets there first gets to kill them." Kai said, "That's not fair your cheating, you have super speed." then Dante went off Devil Trigger. The three of them charged at the Marionettes, to see who gets there first.
Meanwhile in the DMC shop and under the snooker table, Mai woke up. Mai was about to sit up but before she did she noticed she was under a table, so she rolled out from under the table. "Why the hell was I under a snooker table?" Mai wondered confused. "Hmm ... Where am I? ... Oh yeah I'm in the DMC shop. Wonder where Dante, Kyo and Kai are?" Mai thought to herself. Suddenly she heard a shriek and said, "I know that ugly sound anywhere." and grabbed the Grenade Launcher and ran outside.
Dante, Kyo and Kai ran up to the Marionettes as fast as they could. Suddenly a grenade came flying past them and they stopped running. The grenade hit the Marionettes and exploded and they all died. Dante, Kyo and Kai turned around to see who launched the grenade and it was Mai. Mai then ran up to them and asked, "Hey what you guys doing?" Kai answered, "Well as you can see we are fighting demons." "And why did you go and do that for?" said Kyo. "Do what?" Mai asked confused. "Kill the Marionettes" answered Kyo. "I thought you were going to kill them anyway." said Mai. "We wanted to see who would get there first and kill them but now it looks like you got there first." said Kai. "What about the Griffon?" asked Mai. "We'll kill him together." answered Dante then the four of them approached Griffon. When they did Dante said, "Flock off feather face or you can stick around and find out the hard way." and he gestured with his hand. Griffon said, "You are nothing bit a mere worm so I am going to eat you." and attacked with red thunder. Everyone dodged the thunder. Griffon then flew in the air to attack. Mai, Kyo and Kai could not fly so they shot him with the Grenade Launcher, Shotgun and Ebony and Ivory. Dante went on Devil Trigger and did Air Raid after he went off Devil Trigger and cut one of Griffons wings off with Alastor. The now one winged griffon fell to the ground with a thud. Griffon tried to stand up but had great difficulty because he couldn't balance. Griffon stood up but fell back down again. Dante, Mai, Kyo and Kai started pointing and laughing at it. "Stop mocking me." Griffon cried. Half an hour later they were still laughing, but it was getting boring so they decided to kill him to put him out of his misery. Dante though he was funny by cutting his other wing off, but now it could balance and stand up. When it stood up it started to attack with red thunder. Everyone dodged the thunder. Before they could even attack Griffon, suddenly a very big truck came speeding by and crashed into him. The truck exploded along with the Griffon. "What the hell was that?" Mai said very shocked. "It looks like a very big truck crashed into Griffon." said Dante. "That's not fair I wanted to kill Griffon" said Kai. "Oh well." said Kyo. "Chris you can come out of your hiding place now." said Mai. Chris then came out from somewhere. "HAHAHA you look funny with that hair cut." said Kai. "At least he doesn't have to go to the hair dressers." said Mai. "Where's gay faggot?" asked Kyo. "He ran off screaming like a girl." answered Chris and Mai, Kyo and Kai laughed. "Are you going home now?" asked Mai. "Yes." answered Chris and walked off. "Speaking of going home what time is it?" asked Kyo. "Hmm ... Its 10.30pm." answered Dante. "SHIT!!!" shouted Mai, Kyo and Kai. "Why what's wrong?" asked Dante. "Have to get home, its very important." answered Kyo. "Okay." said Dante. Mai, Kyo and Kai then threw the weapons they were using to Dante and ran off. "And goodbye to you too." said Dante who is having great difficultly trying to hold all the weapons. Mai, Kyo and Kai got home and had very evil looks on their faces. Mai went to phone someone, "Hello Grave ..."