Trish! Die You Bitch!!
It started off on Mallet Island. Inside Mallet Castle, Dante was practising with his sword Alastor outside in the courtyard. All of the sudden! He was shot at but Dante moved out of the way just in time. Dante looked up and he seen a person with a really small head and dresses weird. The person jumped down and pointed his guns at Dante. Dante got up and said, "Well? Well? What do we have here?" The person replied, "Dante?! I have heard a lot about you. I am Grave." Dante asked, "Good I hope?? Grave.mm.mm? That name sounds familiar." Grave replied, "I was sent here by Mai, Kai and Kyo to kidnap your so-called 'mother'" Dante replied, "Trish!? You leave her alone! Why did they send you? After everything I did for them!!" Grave asked, "So you know Kai, Kyo and Mai. How do you know them?" Dante replied proudly, "Yes I know them. I met them when I burned down their school but that's a different story. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE MY 'MOTHER'!" As he said that he picked up Alastor and tried to slash Grave but Grave whacked Dante around the head with his coffin. Dante fell onto the ground and he turned around and started to shoot his handguns at Grave. Grave dodged them and said, "Those guns are crap! Take a look at mine." As he said that he showed Dante his guns. Grave said proudly, "Jealous?" Dante replied angrily, "No! Take a look at this!" Dante took out his Nightmare-B gun. Grave said "Pretty impressive, can you even use it?" Dante said, "Yeah, watch this." Dante held out his hand which held Nightmare-B and it was covered in a green light and it shot out a beam of green light. Grave got hit with this light and the beam pushed Grave into the wall. Dante walked up to Grave and said, "HA! I told you I could use it." Grave got annoyed and shot Dante. Dante fell onto his back on the ground and he dropped Alastor and Alastor fell beside Grave. Grave picked up Alastor and he looked up and down the sword and said, "Pretty good sword." Grave started to swing the sword around him and then Dante said, "HEY! That's mine. Give it back!" Dante got up and ran towards Grave and Grave threw Alastor at Dante. As he did he shouted, "If you want it HERE! You can have it!!" Alastor went flying through the air and went right through Dante's chest. Dante was lying on the ground with Alastor through him. Dante said, "HA! Don't you know anything? I am invincible!" Dante slowly rose himself up through the sword and eventually stood up. Then Dante gave Grave an evil smile.
Meanwhile, at Mallet Island shores. There stood Kai and Kyo with a huge box. Mai appeared running up. "HEY! Huff.puff.sorry I'm late! Huff.puff. Where's Grave?" Kyo replied, "He's not here." Kai suggested maybe he went on. Mai did you bring the duct-tape?" Mai put her hand in her pocket and took out a very long roll of duct-tape and she said, "Yes I think I brought enough. HEY! Isn't that Chris' box?" Kyo replied, "Yes with the extra flap." Mai said, "Oh! Mmm. Chris wants his house back when we are finished with it." Kyo said, "But we need it for JJ eh. I mean Trish." Kai said, "Oh! Who cares? Let's go!" Mai and Kyo agreed and we started to walk up to Mallet Castle. When we got in the castle we were in the main hall and Mai said, "WOW! It's a lot bigger than I expected!" Kai said, "Where do we go?" Mai replied, "Don't know but if anything happens we stay together, right?" Kai said sarcastically, "Yeah sure." Mai said, "That was sarcastic wasn't it?" Kai said sarcastically, "No." Kyo shouted, "Will you two shut up! Look its Trish" and Kyo held out her hand and pointed to her Kai shouted, "Get her!" Kyo and Kai ran after her. Mai said, "Where? WHERE!? I can't see her!" Mai looked around and shouted, "HEY! Kai?...Kyo?...HELLO!...where are you two?! Oh great! I lost them." Mai heard a noise she turned around and casually looked around but Mai didn't see anything. So Mai walked up to the horse statue and she seen a big blue door. She went through the door in the next room it had a staircase and Mai climbed up the stairs. As she climbed up the stairs she thought to herself, "I wonder where Kai and Kyo are? We were supposed to stay together! I will find them, after all this place isn't that big or is it?" Mai reached the top of the stairs and went into the room and in the room there was puppets lying everywhere. Mai thought to herself, "These puppets look familiar." Mai walked past them and she heard a creaking noise behind her. She looked behind herself and seen that the puppets were standing up and fully armed. Mai said, "This is great! First I lose Kyo and Kai and now I have to fight a bunch of puppets! HEY! Four against one that isn't fair!!" Suddenly one of the puppets threw a dagger at Mai. Mai ducked and kicked the puppet in the face. Then Mai picked up the dagger that the puppet threw at her and she threw it back at the puppet. It hit the puppet and the puppet disappeared. Mai killed the other three puppets and the she said cheerfully, "HA! My kickboxing is brilliant and you are so weak!!" Suddenly more puppets appeared and Mai shouted, "Oh shit! Got to go.bye!!" and then Mai ran into the next room. Mai got into the room and stayed behind the door to stop the puppets coming in. as she stood behind the door she tried to get her breath back. She noticed something and looked up and gasped, "OH SHIT! It's.it's YOU!"
Kai shouted to Kyo, "DON'T LOSE HER!" Kyo was in front of Kai but Kai wasn't that far behind Kyo. They chased Trish across the room and up the stairs. Trish reached a dead end and she stopped Kyo stopped as well and said, "That's as far as you go!" Kai caught up and stood beside Kyo. Trish stood there laughing and then she turned around and she said, "HA! Do you think that you have caught me? As we speak your little friend is in danger. HA! HA! Catch me if you can!" When she finished her sentence she ran towards the window and jumped out the window. Kai and Kyo ran up to the window and peered over. Kai said, "What the hell? Where did that bitch go?" Kyo replied, "I don't know. What did she mean by your little friend is in danger?" Kai said, "Who knows? But that reminds me where did Mai go?" Kyo replied, "Well she was with us. Lets look for her and then we will capture Bitch Face." Kai and Kyo walked around and they seen a door. They entered into the next room and this room had nothing in it. There wasn't anything unusual about it. As Kai and Kyo walked past the mirror Kyo looked in the mirror and thought there was something unusual about the mirror so she called Kai over to have a look. Kai and Kyo stared in the mirror and they could only see their reflections. Kai said, "There's nothing wrong with the mirror Kyo. It's just your imagination." Kyo replied, "Yeah, maybe it is." Kai walked over to the double doors and tried to open it. Kai said, "This stupid door won't open!" As Kai tried to open the door Kyo explored the room looking for items but she couldn't find anything. Kai looked closely at the door and said, "This door needs a blue key." Kyo replied, "Where are we going to find a blue key?" Kai left the door and stood in front of the mirror and said, "Isn't this mirror the one that leads to the Underworld?! Kyo replied, "Yeah maybe." As she said that she walked up to Kai but suddenly she tripped and pushed Kai. Kyo looked up from the ground and saw that Kai wasn't there anymore. Kyo picked herself up and looked around and thought to herself, "Where did she go?" Kyo had her back to the mirror and suddenly a hand appeared from the mirror and grabbed onto Kyo's shoulder. The hand pulled her inside the mirror.
Dante shouted to Grave, "You are a very good fighter!" Grave replied, "You're not so bad yourself." Suddenly all you could hear is a smashing noise. The noise was Trish falling out of a 2F window. Grave and Dante stood there watching her fall two floors. Trish landed on her feet and then stood up. Grave ran towards Trish but Dante blocked his way by jumping in front of Trish and said, "If you want her you will have to go through me!!" Grave replied, "Fine. If that's the way you want to die then so be it." Once again Dante and Grave were fighting. Trish watched them fight and then she shouted to Grave, "WELL? WELL? Look who it is. Well it has been a while hasn't it Brandon?" Grave replied, "What did you just say?" Dante laughed and said, "SHE SAID BRANDON. HA HA. What a gay name no wonder you changes it to Grave. HA HA" Grave shouted, "SHUT UP!!" As he shouted those words he raised his coffin and performed 'Bullet Dance.' Dante turned into his Devil Form and grabbed Trish and flew up in to the air and dodged Grave's Bullet Dance. When Grave was finished Dante landed back on the courtyard and put Trish back on her feet. Trish said to Dante, "The castle has been invaded by Mai, Kai and Kyo." Dante replied, "So they are here I guess I will have to pay them a visit." Trish said, "You can't go anywhere. You have to stay here and fight Brandon." Grave shouted, "Will you shut up! My name is Grave, O.K.? Brandon is dead. I am warning you Trish when I catch you; you are going to regret that!" Dante said, "What are you going to do with the trouble makers?" Trish replied, "Don't worry I have my best man on one of them and I will deal with the other two myself." Dante said, "Please be careful and don't let them win." Trish replied, "Don't worry everything will be alright." After she said that she walked off and went back into the castle. Grave looked up at Dante and gave him an evil smile and said, "Now? Where were we?" Dante replied, "I was kicking your ass." Grave said, "Yeah right in your dreams!"
Mai stood up from leaning on the door and said, "I know you! You are that.that Dark Knight aren't you?" The person replied, "Yes I am called Nelo Angelo and I will kill you!" Mai said, "Why do you follow Dark Power or even Trish?" Nelo replied, "Dark Power or Trish is stronger!" Mai said, "That's what you think!" Nelo shouted as he drew his sword, "Prepare yourself!" Mai raised her fists and replied, "We will fight fairly! I am so going to kick your ass!" Nelo ran towards Mai and Mai ran up the wall and back flipped and was now behind Nelo. Mai then done an inside crescent kick and the kick hit Nelo and Nelo fell onto his knees. Nelo swung his sword but Mai jumped over the sword. Mai landed on her feet and then Nelo punched her and Mai fell back. Mai shouted, "You are going to pay for that!" Mai got angry and got up and ran up to Nelo and did multiple knees about ten times and then to finish it off she did a take through round house kick and Nelo fell onto his knees and dropped his sword. Mai stood in front of him and lowered her fists. Nelo shouted, "What are you waiting for? FINISH IT!" Mai replied, "Can't you see Trish is pure evil?" Nelo said, "Eh?...What?...Why wont you kill me? I tried to kill you!" Mai replied, "I won fair and square and that's all that matters! And you look like you have suffered enough pain." Mai turned around and headed for the door, as she headed for the door she thought to herself, "Am I getting stronger? Or was lady luck on my side?" Mai reached for the door handle but suddenly a sword was struck in the wall. Mai glanced at the sword and seen that it was Nelo's as she looked up and down the sword she noticed that A-L-A-S-T-O-R- II was engraved on it. She took the sword and she could feel power from the sword flowing through her body. She thought, "This is impossible, this power is.is Alastor. But how can this be?" Mai said, "This couldn't be.can it?" Nelo replied, "Yes it is, but the elemental abilities is different. Please collect them all. I know they will be safe." Mai was shocked and said, "But why me? I can't use a sword my fists and feet are the only weapons for me." Nelo said, "You deserve these weapons because you defeated me!" Mai replied, "Thanks but I can't accept this!" Nelo said, "Your power.your fighting ability is the same as him." At that moment Nelo Angelo was electrocuted and died. Mai looked up and saw Trish and Trish said, "Oh what a pity.he has no use to me now! Worthless creature!" Mai replied, "You can talk! Why? Nelo.Angelo he just understood what an evil bitch you are!" Trish said, "Oh shut up and give me the sword." Mai looked at the sword and remembered what Nelo Angelo said and she replied, "NO! It's mine!" Trish said, "I have no time for this.you may have one of the elemental weapons but you will not get the others." Suddenly the room went white and when the light disappeared so did Trish. Mai caught a glimpse of something on the floor where Trish stood. Mai walked over and seen something a shiny blue colour. She picked it up it was a blue key. Mai yelled, "HA HA STUPID COW. You dropped this!" She held the key in her hand.
Kyo shouted, "What the hell? You didn't have to pull me!" Kai replied, "Well you didn't have to push me!!" Kyo gloated, "See!? I told you there was something wrong with the mirror and it wasn't my imagination!" Kai replied, "Anyway it doesn't matter we are here now." Kyo said, "Yeah we are here but what is here?" Kai said, "I think it is the Underworld." Kyo looked up and said, "Let's go." Kai and Kyo walked down the tunnel which had blood dripping off the walls. They walked for ages and Kai said, "How long is this fucking tunnel?" * ½ hour later * Kai and Kyo reached the end and Kyo said, "Whew.finally." They looked around and saw that there was nowhere to go Kai said, "Great! It's a fucking dead end!" Kyo replied, "What are we going to do?" Kai said, "Sshh someone's coming."
MEANWHILE * Grave and Dante were still fighting. One minute it looks like Grave is winning but the next minute Dante is winning.
Mai used Alastor II with its speed ability to run down the corridors quite quickly. As she ran she thought to herself, "Nelo Angelo was right, it is the same as Alastor but I don't know what he meant by the elemental abilities though." As she ran down the corridors she tripped over something. She rolled to save herself and got up and dusted her knees off and she heard a voice behind her. She turned around but couldn't see anyone she walked back and seen double doors and she could hear voices. She heard, "How many?" said a female voice. "What.? Three," said a male voice. Mai was getting into the conversation until she sensed something and Mai jumped into the air and seen a bunch of puppets and she said, "YOU.AGAIN.well this time I am going to kick your ass!" Mai got her sword and was going to slash the puppets but a huge flame came from the sword and burned the puppets and they disappeared. Mai thought, "Oh.a fire type sword." Mai had enough and continued to run down the corridors. She entered a room with double doors and a mirror. As she entered she seen the mirror and stared at it for a while. For some strange reason she walked into the mirror like she knew. She got into the Underworld and used Alastor's power to run down the long tunnel. She eventually got to the end and stood at the end looking around. Suddenly she was hit over the head and passed out. Mai woke up and saw Kyo staring down at her and Mai said, "Um.hi!" Kyo replied, "Hello!" Mai said, "Ouch.my head hurts," while she patted her head. Kyo replied, "That was Kai she thought you were a baddie." Mai said, "Geez.that's nice. Where is she anyway?" Kyo replied, "She took Alastor and went on." Kyo pointed to the slashed wall. Mai got up from the ground and stood up. She said, "That's not Alastor!" Kyo replied, "What do you mean?" Mai explained everything that has happened to Kyo.
Kai used the powers of Alastor II and sliced everything in her path. She reached the end and at the end was a key that was on the ground, Kai thought to herself, "This must be the key to open the double doors." Kai picked up the key and thought, "Shit! It's purple." Kai decide to keep it anyway because it might have some use. As she left she heard a familiar voice saying, "Now? Now? You shouldn't take what's not yours!" Kai replied as she turned around, "SHUT UP! BITCH FACE!" Bitch Face replied, "HEY! It's Trish!" Kai replied, "Whatever." Trish used her lightning power but it missed Kai and Kai was just standing there. Kai said, "Are you stupid or something? I was standing. Kai jumped up and down "HERE!" Kai and Trish fought and when Kai used Alastor's attack Alastor shot out flames Kai was shocked and said, "What the hell? Alastor has lightning attacks not fire!" Trish replied, "Look who's stupid now! That's not even Alastor!" She laughed as she disappeared with a bright white light out of the tunnel. Kai was just shocked that the sword just used a fire attack. She decided not to worry about it and went back but she noticed that Trish dropped something. Kai picked it up and she thought to herself, "This is Ifrit, could it be?" Kai took it and went back to Kyo and Mai. Kai told them what happened and Mai told Kai what happened to Alastor. Kai shouted, "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" and shoved the item into Mai's face and Mai replied, "How did you find it?" Kai said, "Bitch Face dropped it." Mai replied, "Yeah, she does that a lot. What are we going to do now?" Kyo said, "I don't know but we need a blue key." Mai said, "No problem!" and took out of her pocket a small blue key. Kai said, "Can I have it?" Mai replied, "Yes, but I need Ifrit in return." Kai said, "O.K." As Kai gave Ifrit to Mai, Kyo said, "What do you need it for? Mai replied, "Oh! Just to get another weapon for us!" Kyo said, "Do you know where to get it?" Mai replied, "Yes but I need to do this alone." Kai said excitably, "You get Ifrit so I get Alastor!" Mai replied, "Yeah, sure whatever but it's not Ifrit. I rename Ifrit II." Kai and Kyo said at the same time, "Why?" Mai put Ifrit on and walked towards the wall and punched it. The whole wall as far as you can see was frozen. Mai said, "That's why." Kai and Kyo said, "Oohh!" Kai said, "O.K., I will rename Alastor Alastor II." Kyo said, "What's my weapon?" Mai replied, "Its powerful and I will give it to you later!" Kai said, "Do you want this key because I have no use for it!" Mai replied, "Yeah. Oh! In the blue keyed double doors is your favourite friend. You are going to be so happy when you see him. Well then thanks for the key. I got to go.BYE, SEE YOU LATER!" Mai walked away as she did Kai shouted, "Who is it?" "Not telling you. Find out yourselves! (he.he)" replied Mai.
Mai walked back to the door that she heard voices from and used the key. It worked and the door was unlocked and she entered the room. A male voice spoke, "I been expecting you, Mai or should I say Linda?" Mai replied, "Who's Linda? My name is Mai.M-A-I. Can you say Mai? JJ.or should I say James?" JJ replied, "Its JJ!" "Why did you fight Nelo Angelo?" Mai asked "Well.I wanted that sword!" JJ said. Mai replied, "Well I got the sword so ha! What are you doing here, anyway?" JJ replied, "OH" Just looking around. Why are you here?" Mai said, "Well.I am on a special mission with Kai and Kyo and you aren't so.HA! Give me that sword!" JJ said, "No I got this off Mundus himself." Mai replied, "SO!...like I care? Give me it!" JJ suggested, "Fight you for it!" Mai replied, "Oh.O.K." Mai raised her fists and JJ raised his sword. JJ swung his sword at Mai but she dodged it and then countered with a Crescent kick. JJ jumped back to dodge the Crescent kick and swung the sword twice at Mai. Mai got hit and fell back onto the floor. JJ said, "Do you give up?" Mai replied, "huff.NO!...WAY! TAKE THIS!!" Mai got up and punched JJ a lot and JJ fell back and Mai raised her hands and clicked her fingers and suddenly ice came from nowhere and hit JJ. JJ got hit and was pushed back to the wall and he slid down the wall. JJ was knocked out and Mai walked up to him and took the sword and said, "Huh! That was easy! You got this off Mundus don't make me laugh! You couldn't even defeat me!" Mai went back to the mirror room and went through the double doors.
Kai and Kyo came out of the mirror and walked over to the double doors and Kai took out the blue key from her pocket and unlocked the door. Kai and Kyo entered through the door. In the room it had three huge pillars on each side of the room. Kyo walked into the middle of the room and looked up and she could see a stained glass window above her. Kyo said, "Look!" As she pointed to the window but Kai wasn't interested. She was too busy staring at the wall. On the wall was a strange thing with symbols all over it. Kai put her hand on it and it shocked her. Kai whiteyed and attacked it with Alastor II. Suddenly all the symbols lit up and the huge symbol in the middle glowed a strange pale yellow colour. Kyo shouted, "What the hell are you doing?" Kai replied, "It started it, it attacked me!" * SMASH * A huge creature crashed through the window. Kyo jumped out of the way before it landed. Kyo got up and said, "Is this our favourite friend? Phantom?" Kai asked, "Was Mai being sarcastic?" Kyo replied, "Now that you mention it.yes." Kai said, "Oh well! Let's kill our favourite friend then!" Kai took out Alastor II from her back and was ready to fight. Kai attacked Phantom but its armour was quite strong. Kyo jumped on Phantom's back punching and kicking its weak point - its tail. Phantom jumped back and shot out hot lava. The lava burned down two pillars. Suddenly, Mai jumped down through the broken window, "HEY" Did you miss me? Here Kyo, it's yours!" Mai threw the sword to Kyo and she caught it. Kyo used the sword's power and in one blow, it destroyed Phantom with a huge bolt of lightning. Mai said, "Have you used Sparda before?" Kyo replied, "It's not Sparda its Sparda II. Yes, do you remember when we burned down Trashfield?" Mai said, "Oh yes! I remember that now! That was funny, do you remember wavy and." She was interrupted by Kai, "What's this thing for?" Mai turned around and walked over to it. "This is yellow, that must need electric," Mai said. Kyo turned around and slashed the symbols a few times. Suddenly the whole room was covered in a yellow light and behind the light was a door with three symbols on it. Mai, Kyo and Kai walked over towards this huge door. Mai tried to open the door but it won't open. Kyo noticed something and said, "Look at this one." She pointed to one of the symbols "This one is the same as the one before." Kai said, "That means each symbol needs a element." Mai said, "Which one goes with which?" Kyo suggested, "Why don't you just guess?" Mai replied, "O.K. I got this one." Kai said, "And I have this one." Kyo said, "I've got this one." Mai said, "O.K. everyone after 3.one, two.THREE!" At the same time everyone hit the symbols with their weapons. It must have worked because Kyo's symbol glowed yellow, Kai's glowed red and Mai's glowed blue. The symbols joined together and the door opened. Then Kai, Kyo and Mai went through the doors for the final battle.
They could see that Dante and Grave were still fighting. They got closer to the fight and Dante seen them approaching and yelled, "Get past this!!" Suddenly a hundred Marionettes appeared. So Mai, Kai and Kyo went through one by one. Behind Dante was Trish and Kai noticed this and she ran after her and shouted, "Bitch Face is mine!" Mai and Kyo kept on killing the Marionettes Mai suggested to Kyo, "Kyo! Want to have a competition? Who can kill the most Marionettes?" Kyo replied, "Yeah, o.k. but I am going to win." Mai said, "In your dreams!" Kai and Trish were fighting. Kai was hitting her with the flames of Alastor II. Some of the flames caught onto her hair, "Aaahh!!" Trish screamed as she ran around with her hands in the air. She eventually got the fire out of her hair but half of her hair was burned off. Trish got angry and used a very powerful attack on Kai. Kai dodged this. Kyo shouted, "35." Mai replied, "36." Most of the Marionettes were gone. Only a few were left. Kai got up and slashed Trish and Trish blacked out. Kai grabbed what was left of her hair and dragged her across the ground and put her in Chris' box and completely covered it in duct- tape. All the Marionettes were dead and Mai said, "Huff.50." Kyo replied, ".50.huff." Mai said, "Damn it! It's a draw, oh! Look" Mai pointed to Kai, "She caught Bitch Face." Kyo replied, "Come on!!" Mai and Kyo ran up to Kai. Mai said, "*sniff sniff * Do you smell something burning?" We looked at the box and smoke was fuming from it. Mai suggested, "Maybe we should put some holes in the box." Kyo poked a couple of holes in the box and the box had tufts of hair poking out of the holes. Kyo said, "Um.guys. It isn't over yet!" Kai shouted to Dante and Grave, "Go to hell!" Mai whispered into Kai's ear, "I think they have been to hell and back." Grave, Kyo, Kai and Mai all attacked Dante with their powerful weapons. Dante didn't die but he was knocked out and Grave said, "Let's leave him here. We have got what we came for." Mai suggested, "Let's go somewhere where he won't find us." Kyo replied, "Where?" Kai replied, "I know!!" * RING RING * "Hello.Devil May Cry."
It started off on Mallet Island. Inside Mallet Castle, Dante was practising with his sword Alastor outside in the courtyard. All of the sudden! He was shot at but Dante moved out of the way just in time. Dante looked up and he seen a person with a really small head and dresses weird. The person jumped down and pointed his guns at Dante. Dante got up and said, "Well? Well? What do we have here?" The person replied, "Dante?! I have heard a lot about you. I am Grave." Dante asked, "Good I hope?? Grave.mm.mm? That name sounds familiar." Grave replied, "I was sent here by Mai, Kai and Kyo to kidnap your so-called 'mother'" Dante replied, "Trish!? You leave her alone! Why did they send you? After everything I did for them!!" Grave asked, "So you know Kai, Kyo and Mai. How do you know them?" Dante replied proudly, "Yes I know them. I met them when I burned down their school but that's a different story. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE MY 'MOTHER'!" As he said that he picked up Alastor and tried to slash Grave but Grave whacked Dante around the head with his coffin. Dante fell onto the ground and he turned around and started to shoot his handguns at Grave. Grave dodged them and said, "Those guns are crap! Take a look at mine." As he said that he showed Dante his guns. Grave said proudly, "Jealous?" Dante replied angrily, "No! Take a look at this!" Dante took out his Nightmare-B gun. Grave said "Pretty impressive, can you even use it?" Dante said, "Yeah, watch this." Dante held out his hand which held Nightmare-B and it was covered in a green light and it shot out a beam of green light. Grave got hit with this light and the beam pushed Grave into the wall. Dante walked up to Grave and said, "HA! I told you I could use it." Grave got annoyed and shot Dante. Dante fell onto his back on the ground and he dropped Alastor and Alastor fell beside Grave. Grave picked up Alastor and he looked up and down the sword and said, "Pretty good sword." Grave started to swing the sword around him and then Dante said, "HEY! That's mine. Give it back!" Dante got up and ran towards Grave and Grave threw Alastor at Dante. As he did he shouted, "If you want it HERE! You can have it!!" Alastor went flying through the air and went right through Dante's chest. Dante was lying on the ground with Alastor through him. Dante said, "HA! Don't you know anything? I am invincible!" Dante slowly rose himself up through the sword and eventually stood up. Then Dante gave Grave an evil smile.
Meanwhile, at Mallet Island shores. There stood Kai and Kyo with a huge box. Mai appeared running up. "HEY! Huff.puff.sorry I'm late! Huff.puff. Where's Grave?" Kyo replied, "He's not here." Kai suggested maybe he went on. Mai did you bring the duct-tape?" Mai put her hand in her pocket and took out a very long roll of duct-tape and she said, "Yes I think I brought enough. HEY! Isn't that Chris' box?" Kyo replied, "Yes with the extra flap." Mai said, "Oh! Mmm. Chris wants his house back when we are finished with it." Kyo said, "But we need it for JJ eh. I mean Trish." Kai said, "Oh! Who cares? Let's go!" Mai and Kyo agreed and we started to walk up to Mallet Castle. When we got in the castle we were in the main hall and Mai said, "WOW! It's a lot bigger than I expected!" Kai said, "Where do we go?" Mai replied, "Don't know but if anything happens we stay together, right?" Kai said sarcastically, "Yeah sure." Mai said, "That was sarcastic wasn't it?" Kai said sarcastically, "No." Kyo shouted, "Will you two shut up! Look its Trish" and Kyo held out her hand and pointed to her Kai shouted, "Get her!" Kyo and Kai ran after her. Mai said, "Where? WHERE!? I can't see her!" Mai looked around and shouted, "HEY! Kai?...Kyo?...HELLO!...where are you two?! Oh great! I lost them." Mai heard a noise she turned around and casually looked around but Mai didn't see anything. So Mai walked up to the horse statue and she seen a big blue door. She went through the door in the next room it had a staircase and Mai climbed up the stairs. As she climbed up the stairs she thought to herself, "I wonder where Kai and Kyo are? We were supposed to stay together! I will find them, after all this place isn't that big or is it?" Mai reached the top of the stairs and went into the room and in the room there was puppets lying everywhere. Mai thought to herself, "These puppets look familiar." Mai walked past them and she heard a creaking noise behind her. She looked behind herself and seen that the puppets were standing up and fully armed. Mai said, "This is great! First I lose Kyo and Kai and now I have to fight a bunch of puppets! HEY! Four against one that isn't fair!!" Suddenly one of the puppets threw a dagger at Mai. Mai ducked and kicked the puppet in the face. Then Mai picked up the dagger that the puppet threw at her and she threw it back at the puppet. It hit the puppet and the puppet disappeared. Mai killed the other three puppets and the she said cheerfully, "HA! My kickboxing is brilliant and you are so weak!!" Suddenly more puppets appeared and Mai shouted, "Oh shit! Got to go.bye!!" and then Mai ran into the next room. Mai got into the room and stayed behind the door to stop the puppets coming in. as she stood behind the door she tried to get her breath back. She noticed something and looked up and gasped, "OH SHIT! It's.it's YOU!"
Kai shouted to Kyo, "DON'T LOSE HER!" Kyo was in front of Kai but Kai wasn't that far behind Kyo. They chased Trish across the room and up the stairs. Trish reached a dead end and she stopped Kyo stopped as well and said, "That's as far as you go!" Kai caught up and stood beside Kyo. Trish stood there laughing and then she turned around and she said, "HA! Do you think that you have caught me? As we speak your little friend is in danger. HA! HA! Catch me if you can!" When she finished her sentence she ran towards the window and jumped out the window. Kai and Kyo ran up to the window and peered over. Kai said, "What the hell? Where did that bitch go?" Kyo replied, "I don't know. What did she mean by your little friend is in danger?" Kai said, "Who knows? But that reminds me where did Mai go?" Kyo replied, "Well she was with us. Lets look for her and then we will capture Bitch Face." Kai and Kyo walked around and they seen a door. They entered into the next room and this room had nothing in it. There wasn't anything unusual about it. As Kai and Kyo walked past the mirror Kyo looked in the mirror and thought there was something unusual about the mirror so she called Kai over to have a look. Kai and Kyo stared in the mirror and they could only see their reflections. Kai said, "There's nothing wrong with the mirror Kyo. It's just your imagination." Kyo replied, "Yeah, maybe it is." Kai walked over to the double doors and tried to open it. Kai said, "This stupid door won't open!" As Kai tried to open the door Kyo explored the room looking for items but she couldn't find anything. Kai looked closely at the door and said, "This door needs a blue key." Kyo replied, "Where are we going to find a blue key?" Kai left the door and stood in front of the mirror and said, "Isn't this mirror the one that leads to the Underworld?! Kyo replied, "Yeah maybe." As she said that she walked up to Kai but suddenly she tripped and pushed Kai. Kyo looked up from the ground and saw that Kai wasn't there anymore. Kyo picked herself up and looked around and thought to herself, "Where did she go?" Kyo had her back to the mirror and suddenly a hand appeared from the mirror and grabbed onto Kyo's shoulder. The hand pulled her inside the mirror.
Dante shouted to Grave, "You are a very good fighter!" Grave replied, "You're not so bad yourself." Suddenly all you could hear is a smashing noise. The noise was Trish falling out of a 2F window. Grave and Dante stood there watching her fall two floors. Trish landed on her feet and then stood up. Grave ran towards Trish but Dante blocked his way by jumping in front of Trish and said, "If you want her you will have to go through me!!" Grave replied, "Fine. If that's the way you want to die then so be it." Once again Dante and Grave were fighting. Trish watched them fight and then she shouted to Grave, "WELL? WELL? Look who it is. Well it has been a while hasn't it Brandon?" Grave replied, "What did you just say?" Dante laughed and said, "SHE SAID BRANDON. HA HA. What a gay name no wonder you changes it to Grave. HA HA" Grave shouted, "SHUT UP!!" As he shouted those words he raised his coffin and performed 'Bullet Dance.' Dante turned into his Devil Form and grabbed Trish and flew up in to the air and dodged Grave's Bullet Dance. When Grave was finished Dante landed back on the courtyard and put Trish back on her feet. Trish said to Dante, "The castle has been invaded by Mai, Kai and Kyo." Dante replied, "So they are here I guess I will have to pay them a visit." Trish said, "You can't go anywhere. You have to stay here and fight Brandon." Grave shouted, "Will you shut up! My name is Grave, O.K.? Brandon is dead. I am warning you Trish when I catch you; you are going to regret that!" Dante said, "What are you going to do with the trouble makers?" Trish replied, "Don't worry I have my best man on one of them and I will deal with the other two myself." Dante said, "Please be careful and don't let them win." Trish replied, "Don't worry everything will be alright." After she said that she walked off and went back into the castle. Grave looked up at Dante and gave him an evil smile and said, "Now? Where were we?" Dante replied, "I was kicking your ass." Grave said, "Yeah right in your dreams!"
Mai stood up from leaning on the door and said, "I know you! You are that.that Dark Knight aren't you?" The person replied, "Yes I am called Nelo Angelo and I will kill you!" Mai said, "Why do you follow Dark Power or even Trish?" Nelo replied, "Dark Power or Trish is stronger!" Mai said, "That's what you think!" Nelo shouted as he drew his sword, "Prepare yourself!" Mai raised her fists and replied, "We will fight fairly! I am so going to kick your ass!" Nelo ran towards Mai and Mai ran up the wall and back flipped and was now behind Nelo. Mai then done an inside crescent kick and the kick hit Nelo and Nelo fell onto his knees. Nelo swung his sword but Mai jumped over the sword. Mai landed on her feet and then Nelo punched her and Mai fell back. Mai shouted, "You are going to pay for that!" Mai got angry and got up and ran up to Nelo and did multiple knees about ten times and then to finish it off she did a take through round house kick and Nelo fell onto his knees and dropped his sword. Mai stood in front of him and lowered her fists. Nelo shouted, "What are you waiting for? FINISH IT!" Mai replied, "Can't you see Trish is pure evil?" Nelo said, "Eh?...What?...Why wont you kill me? I tried to kill you!" Mai replied, "I won fair and square and that's all that matters! And you look like you have suffered enough pain." Mai turned around and headed for the door, as she headed for the door she thought to herself, "Am I getting stronger? Or was lady luck on my side?" Mai reached for the door handle but suddenly a sword was struck in the wall. Mai glanced at the sword and seen that it was Nelo's as she looked up and down the sword she noticed that A-L-A-S-T-O-R- II was engraved on it. She took the sword and she could feel power from the sword flowing through her body. She thought, "This is impossible, this power is.is Alastor. But how can this be?" Mai said, "This couldn't be.can it?" Nelo replied, "Yes it is, but the elemental abilities is different. Please collect them all. I know they will be safe." Mai was shocked and said, "But why me? I can't use a sword my fists and feet are the only weapons for me." Nelo said, "You deserve these weapons because you defeated me!" Mai replied, "Thanks but I can't accept this!" Nelo said, "Your power.your fighting ability is the same as him." At that moment Nelo Angelo was electrocuted and died. Mai looked up and saw Trish and Trish said, "Oh what a pity.he has no use to me now! Worthless creature!" Mai replied, "You can talk! Why? Nelo.Angelo he just understood what an evil bitch you are!" Trish said, "Oh shut up and give me the sword." Mai looked at the sword and remembered what Nelo Angelo said and she replied, "NO! It's mine!" Trish said, "I have no time for this.you may have one of the elemental weapons but you will not get the others." Suddenly the room went white and when the light disappeared so did Trish. Mai caught a glimpse of something on the floor where Trish stood. Mai walked over and seen something a shiny blue colour. She picked it up it was a blue key. Mai yelled, "HA HA STUPID COW. You dropped this!" She held the key in her hand.
Kyo shouted, "What the hell? You didn't have to pull me!" Kai replied, "Well you didn't have to push me!!" Kyo gloated, "See!? I told you there was something wrong with the mirror and it wasn't my imagination!" Kai replied, "Anyway it doesn't matter we are here now." Kyo said, "Yeah we are here but what is here?" Kai said, "I think it is the Underworld." Kyo looked up and said, "Let's go." Kai and Kyo walked down the tunnel which had blood dripping off the walls. They walked for ages and Kai said, "How long is this fucking tunnel?" * ½ hour later * Kai and Kyo reached the end and Kyo said, "Whew.finally." They looked around and saw that there was nowhere to go Kai said, "Great! It's a fucking dead end!" Kyo replied, "What are we going to do?" Kai said, "Sshh someone's coming."
MEANWHILE * Grave and Dante were still fighting. One minute it looks like Grave is winning but the next minute Dante is winning.
Mai used Alastor II with its speed ability to run down the corridors quite quickly. As she ran she thought to herself, "Nelo Angelo was right, it is the same as Alastor but I don't know what he meant by the elemental abilities though." As she ran down the corridors she tripped over something. She rolled to save herself and got up and dusted her knees off and she heard a voice behind her. She turned around but couldn't see anyone she walked back and seen double doors and she could hear voices. She heard, "How many?" said a female voice. "What.? Three," said a male voice. Mai was getting into the conversation until she sensed something and Mai jumped into the air and seen a bunch of puppets and she said, "YOU.AGAIN.well this time I am going to kick your ass!" Mai got her sword and was going to slash the puppets but a huge flame came from the sword and burned the puppets and they disappeared. Mai thought, "Oh.a fire type sword." Mai had enough and continued to run down the corridors. She entered a room with double doors and a mirror. As she entered she seen the mirror and stared at it for a while. For some strange reason she walked into the mirror like she knew. She got into the Underworld and used Alastor's power to run down the long tunnel. She eventually got to the end and stood at the end looking around. Suddenly she was hit over the head and passed out. Mai woke up and saw Kyo staring down at her and Mai said, "Um.hi!" Kyo replied, "Hello!" Mai said, "Ouch.my head hurts," while she patted her head. Kyo replied, "That was Kai she thought you were a baddie." Mai said, "Geez.that's nice. Where is she anyway?" Kyo replied, "She took Alastor and went on." Kyo pointed to the slashed wall. Mai got up from the ground and stood up. She said, "That's not Alastor!" Kyo replied, "What do you mean?" Mai explained everything that has happened to Kyo.
Kai used the powers of Alastor II and sliced everything in her path. She reached the end and at the end was a key that was on the ground, Kai thought to herself, "This must be the key to open the double doors." Kai picked up the key and thought, "Shit! It's purple." Kai decide to keep it anyway because it might have some use. As she left she heard a familiar voice saying, "Now? Now? You shouldn't take what's not yours!" Kai replied as she turned around, "SHUT UP! BITCH FACE!" Bitch Face replied, "HEY! It's Trish!" Kai replied, "Whatever." Trish used her lightning power but it missed Kai and Kai was just standing there. Kai said, "Are you stupid or something? I was standing. Kai jumped up and down "HERE!" Kai and Trish fought and when Kai used Alastor's attack Alastor shot out flames Kai was shocked and said, "What the hell? Alastor has lightning attacks not fire!" Trish replied, "Look who's stupid now! That's not even Alastor!" She laughed as she disappeared with a bright white light out of the tunnel. Kai was just shocked that the sword just used a fire attack. She decided not to worry about it and went back but she noticed that Trish dropped something. Kai picked it up and she thought to herself, "This is Ifrit, could it be?" Kai took it and went back to Kyo and Mai. Kai told them what happened and Mai told Kai what happened to Alastor. Kai shouted, "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" and shoved the item into Mai's face and Mai replied, "How did you find it?" Kai said, "Bitch Face dropped it." Mai replied, "Yeah, she does that a lot. What are we going to do now?" Kyo said, "I don't know but we need a blue key." Mai said, "No problem!" and took out of her pocket a small blue key. Kai said, "Can I have it?" Mai replied, "Yes, but I need Ifrit in return." Kai said, "O.K." As Kai gave Ifrit to Mai, Kyo said, "What do you need it for? Mai replied, "Oh! Just to get another weapon for us!" Kyo said, "Do you know where to get it?" Mai replied, "Yes but I need to do this alone." Kai said excitably, "You get Ifrit so I get Alastor!" Mai replied, "Yeah, sure whatever but it's not Ifrit. I rename Ifrit II." Kai and Kyo said at the same time, "Why?" Mai put Ifrit on and walked towards the wall and punched it. The whole wall as far as you can see was frozen. Mai said, "That's why." Kai and Kyo said, "Oohh!" Kai said, "O.K., I will rename Alastor Alastor II." Kyo said, "What's my weapon?" Mai replied, "Its powerful and I will give it to you later!" Kai said, "Do you want this key because I have no use for it!" Mai replied, "Yeah. Oh! In the blue keyed double doors is your favourite friend. You are going to be so happy when you see him. Well then thanks for the key. I got to go.BYE, SEE YOU LATER!" Mai walked away as she did Kai shouted, "Who is it?" "Not telling you. Find out yourselves! (he.he)" replied Mai.
Mai walked back to the door that she heard voices from and used the key. It worked and the door was unlocked and she entered the room. A male voice spoke, "I been expecting you, Mai or should I say Linda?" Mai replied, "Who's Linda? My name is Mai.M-A-I. Can you say Mai? JJ.or should I say James?" JJ replied, "Its JJ!" "Why did you fight Nelo Angelo?" Mai asked "Well.I wanted that sword!" JJ said. Mai replied, "Well I got the sword so ha! What are you doing here, anyway?" JJ replied, "OH" Just looking around. Why are you here?" Mai said, "Well.I am on a special mission with Kai and Kyo and you aren't so.HA! Give me that sword!" JJ said, "No I got this off Mundus himself." Mai replied, "SO!...like I care? Give me it!" JJ suggested, "Fight you for it!" Mai replied, "Oh.O.K." Mai raised her fists and JJ raised his sword. JJ swung his sword at Mai but she dodged it and then countered with a Crescent kick. JJ jumped back to dodge the Crescent kick and swung the sword twice at Mai. Mai got hit and fell back onto the floor. JJ said, "Do you give up?" Mai replied, "huff.NO!...WAY! TAKE THIS!!" Mai got up and punched JJ a lot and JJ fell back and Mai raised her hands and clicked her fingers and suddenly ice came from nowhere and hit JJ. JJ got hit and was pushed back to the wall and he slid down the wall. JJ was knocked out and Mai walked up to him and took the sword and said, "Huh! That was easy! You got this off Mundus don't make me laugh! You couldn't even defeat me!" Mai went back to the mirror room and went through the double doors.
Kai and Kyo came out of the mirror and walked over to the double doors and Kai took out the blue key from her pocket and unlocked the door. Kai and Kyo entered through the door. In the room it had three huge pillars on each side of the room. Kyo walked into the middle of the room and looked up and she could see a stained glass window above her. Kyo said, "Look!" As she pointed to the window but Kai wasn't interested. She was too busy staring at the wall. On the wall was a strange thing with symbols all over it. Kai put her hand on it and it shocked her. Kai whiteyed and attacked it with Alastor II. Suddenly all the symbols lit up and the huge symbol in the middle glowed a strange pale yellow colour. Kyo shouted, "What the hell are you doing?" Kai replied, "It started it, it attacked me!" * SMASH * A huge creature crashed through the window. Kyo jumped out of the way before it landed. Kyo got up and said, "Is this our favourite friend? Phantom?" Kai asked, "Was Mai being sarcastic?" Kyo replied, "Now that you mention it.yes." Kai said, "Oh well! Let's kill our favourite friend then!" Kai took out Alastor II from her back and was ready to fight. Kai attacked Phantom but its armour was quite strong. Kyo jumped on Phantom's back punching and kicking its weak point - its tail. Phantom jumped back and shot out hot lava. The lava burned down two pillars. Suddenly, Mai jumped down through the broken window, "HEY" Did you miss me? Here Kyo, it's yours!" Mai threw the sword to Kyo and she caught it. Kyo used the sword's power and in one blow, it destroyed Phantom with a huge bolt of lightning. Mai said, "Have you used Sparda before?" Kyo replied, "It's not Sparda its Sparda II. Yes, do you remember when we burned down Trashfield?" Mai said, "Oh yes! I remember that now! That was funny, do you remember wavy and." She was interrupted by Kai, "What's this thing for?" Mai turned around and walked over to it. "This is yellow, that must need electric," Mai said. Kyo turned around and slashed the symbols a few times. Suddenly the whole room was covered in a yellow light and behind the light was a door with three symbols on it. Mai, Kyo and Kai walked over towards this huge door. Mai tried to open the door but it won't open. Kyo noticed something and said, "Look at this one." She pointed to one of the symbols "This one is the same as the one before." Kai said, "That means each symbol needs a element." Mai said, "Which one goes with which?" Kyo suggested, "Why don't you just guess?" Mai replied, "O.K. I got this one." Kai said, "And I have this one." Kyo said, "I've got this one." Mai said, "O.K. everyone after 3.one, two.THREE!" At the same time everyone hit the symbols with their weapons. It must have worked because Kyo's symbol glowed yellow, Kai's glowed red and Mai's glowed blue. The symbols joined together and the door opened. Then Kai, Kyo and Mai went through the doors for the final battle.
They could see that Dante and Grave were still fighting. They got closer to the fight and Dante seen them approaching and yelled, "Get past this!!" Suddenly a hundred Marionettes appeared. So Mai, Kai and Kyo went through one by one. Behind Dante was Trish and Kai noticed this and she ran after her and shouted, "Bitch Face is mine!" Mai and Kyo kept on killing the Marionettes Mai suggested to Kyo, "Kyo! Want to have a competition? Who can kill the most Marionettes?" Kyo replied, "Yeah, o.k. but I am going to win." Mai said, "In your dreams!" Kai and Trish were fighting. Kai was hitting her with the flames of Alastor II. Some of the flames caught onto her hair, "Aaahh!!" Trish screamed as she ran around with her hands in the air. She eventually got the fire out of her hair but half of her hair was burned off. Trish got angry and used a very powerful attack on Kai. Kai dodged this. Kyo shouted, "35." Mai replied, "36." Most of the Marionettes were gone. Only a few were left. Kai got up and slashed Trish and Trish blacked out. Kai grabbed what was left of her hair and dragged her across the ground and put her in Chris' box and completely covered it in duct- tape. All the Marionettes were dead and Mai said, "Huff.50." Kyo replied, ".50.huff." Mai said, "Damn it! It's a draw, oh! Look" Mai pointed to Kai, "She caught Bitch Face." Kyo replied, "Come on!!" Mai and Kyo ran up to Kai. Mai said, "*sniff sniff * Do you smell something burning?" We looked at the box and smoke was fuming from it. Mai suggested, "Maybe we should put some holes in the box." Kyo poked a couple of holes in the box and the box had tufts of hair poking out of the holes. Kyo said, "Um.guys. It isn't over yet!" Kai shouted to Dante and Grave, "Go to hell!" Mai whispered into Kai's ear, "I think they have been to hell and back." Grave, Kyo, Kai and Mai all attacked Dante with their powerful weapons. Dante didn't die but he was knocked out and Grave said, "Let's leave him here. We have got what we came for." Mai suggested, "Let's go somewhere where he won't find us." Kyo replied, "Where?" Kai replied, "I know!!" * RING RING * "Hello.Devil May Cry."