Where's Trish? I Can't Remember Where I Put Her

This is 3 months later from the first accident with Trish. Mai, Kyo, Kai and Grave were still in the Devil May Cry shop.

"KAI AND KYO!!" Grave shouted, "STOP THE NOISE!!" Kai was playing the electric guitar and Kyo was on the drums. They were playing it very loud but they were loving it until Grave came in from the hall. He used Death Blow and Kai and Kyo seen it coming and jumped out of the way just in time. But it completely duffed the guitar and drums. There was silence. Mai came running in and yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Grave turned around and walked out passing Mai. "Geez. What's with him?" Mai asked. "I think he was on the phone with Mika." Kyo replied. Mai said, "Oh! It all makes sense now! He is never off the phone to Mika." Kai shouted, "He broke my guitar!!" Mai walked into the kitchen to make something to eat and Kyo decided to sit down and watch some TV. Kai was still standing in the same place looking down at the broken guitar, "He broke my guitar!" Kai yelled. Kyo asked, "Why don't you sort it out with Grave?" "Yeah! I will." Kai replied as she stormed out of the room. Mai said, "Geez. It's only a guitar!" "Yeah I know, but Kai really loves guitars. I don't really care about the drums because they were Dante's." Kyo replied.

Grave was on the phone and Kai walked up to him and pulled the phone cable out of the wall. Grave yelled, "What was that for?" Kai stuck the broken guitar in Grave's face, "LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!" Grave replied, "What? What is this?" He looked down at the rubble of what was a guitar. Kai yelled, "YOU BROKE MY FUCKING GUITAR!!!" Grave said, "So.?" Grave pushed Kai outta his way and walked out of the room. Kai said, "You are gonna pay for that!" Kai lifted and put the phone cable back into the wall. She was on the phone and the person on the other line said, "Hello, this is the Starwind and Hawking Enterprise. How may I help you?" Kai answered, "I was wondering. if I can buy 2 Casters from you?" The person answered, "That's 1 million Wong for the two." "WHAT!! That's fucking a lot, I don't think that I can afford that." said Kai. "Well they are antiques and the shells are hard to get." said the person. "OK. maybe I'll steal some money from Dante." Kai thought to herself. "OK I'll take it." she said. "That will be delivered by tomorrow. OK. bye." said the person. Kai put down the phone and went into Dante's office and shouted, "RIGHT!! Everyone is going to help me raid Dante's cupboards." There was silence. Everyone shouted back "NO! Do it yourself. you lazy shit!" Kai replied, "There's money involved." Everyone replied, "Alright!" Mai said, "Why didn't you mention it earlier? I have got the kitchen covered!" As she said that she bolted over to the kitchen and started in the cupboards. Kyo said, "I have got upstairs." Kyo walked out of the room and down the hall and went upstairs. Grave didn't say anything or move, he just stood there. Kai looked around and seen that Mai was doing something very suspicious. Kai walked over and strangely Mai's pockets were bigger than usual. Kai said, "Mai.? What are you doing?" Mai stopped doing what she was doing and turned around and replied, "Nothing. Well I am just going to go upstairs and see if Kyo needs any help." Mai started to walk out, as she did she dropped something. Kai picked it up and seen that it was Dante's money which was in dollars. Kai said, "Mai! Have you found any money?" Mai turned around and rolled her eyes and said sarcastically, "No." Mai bolted out the door and Kai ran after her. As she ran she dropped money bit by bit. By the time that she realised that all the money had led a trail up the stairs it was too late, Kai got the money. Mai got upstairs and put her hands in her pockets and said, "Shit!" Kyo asked, "What's going on?" Mai replied, "Oh! Umm. Kai found her money. Did you find anything interesting?" Kyo said, "Not much but I found photo albums of baby Dante and Trish." Mai said, "Oh! I wanna mock them!" Kyo took out the album that was sitting on the table. She opened it and there were really old photos in it. "HA! HA look at Trish! Her hair is sooo short and freaky looking." Mai said. Kyo said, "Look! Is that Dante?" Mai replied, "Yes, well it looks like it." Much more mocking later. *Ring Ring* Mai answered, "Devil May Cry. Mm?. Yes of course. Who?. No... No it's OK and it will be dealt with quickly." Mai walked in and said, "Grave. you go on the job cause you are doing nothing." Grave got up and went out of the DMC shop. Mai saw Kai counting the money and walked up to her and Kai said, "Fuck off. you aren't getting my money!" *Ring Ring* "Geez. Kyo! Will you get that?" Kyo answered the phone. Mai was trying to get Kai's money, "So? How much is there?" Mai asked. "3 million dollars." Kai replied. Mai said, "You aren't going to use all that are you?" Kai replied, "No! you're not getting any of it!" Mai thought, "DAMN! It didn't work!" Kyo came in and looked very shocked. Kyo said, "That was Grave and he told me that Dante has found out that we are here!" Kai asked, "Where's Grave now?" Kyo replied, "He is busy fighting Dante and Dante is looking for Trish." Mai said, "Where is Trish?" Kai and Kyo was puzzled and said, "I don't know." Mai said, "I can't remember where I put her." Kai said, "Come on! Lets pack our stuff and don't forget to lift your weapons." Kai and Kyo were waiting on Mai to hurry up. (she was stealing all the beer.) As they left the DMC shop Kyo asked, "Before we go, do you wanna give Dante a surprise?" and Kyo grabbed a hammer from no where. Mai and Kai said, "Yes!" Mai asked, "What's the plan?" Kyo whispered the plan in their ears.

*Sometime later* Finally they left the DMC shop but they were laughing as they walked down the street, "Hee hee that was so funny." said Mai. Kyo replied, "Yeah, I can't wait to see Dante's face." Mai asked, "Umm. guys were are we going?" Kai said, "I don't know." Kyo said, "Where are we gong to live?" Mai suggested, "Why don't we buy a house?" Kyo replied, "But we can't afford it." Mai and Kyo looked at Kai. Kai said, "What? No. No! Not my money." Kyo said, "You have got more than enough." Mai realised, "Kai, didn't you order for those guns.. Casters? They are going to end up at the DMC shop. How are you going to get them?" Kai replied, "Don't worry I will get them." As soon as they turned the corner, a motorbike came down the opposite way. It stopped outside the DMC shop. The person then got off the motorbike and said, "I'm back!" The person was Dante and he went in the DMC shop. When Dante walked in he found that his guitar and drums were duffed pretty badly. He went into the kitchen and noticed that all his beer were gone. He heard a strange noise in the alleyway so he went and checked it out. In the alleyway was a normal messy alley with boxes everywhere but one box stood out the most. The box was covered in duct tape with bits of hair sticking out of it, "Trish!!" Dante took ages to get the duct tape off. Eventually, Trish got out of the box. Trish's hair was all uneven and it seemed a lot shorter than usual. Trish was in such a bad state. Dante said, "Did you get your hair cut?.. Well it's nice!!" Dante was lucky that Trish was time warping. Trish said in a faint voice, "They will pay. *cough*" Dante and Trish went back into the DMC shop. Dante asked, "Do you smell tea?" Trish replied, "Yes." Dante walked into the office and seen that all the furniture was nailed to the ceiling and Grave was sitting on the chair with a cup of tea. But the tea fell onto Trish because of gravity. "Aaahh it burns it burns." Trish screamed running around in pain and Dante said, "Shut up! Will ya? It's only a bit of fucking tea!" Grave said, "We meet again" Dante took out Alastor and said, "Yeah, long time no see." Trish was still running around screaming. "Will you shut the fuck up?" Dante pushed Trish outside. Poor Trish fell into a puddle. Dante said, "Right, lets go."

"Remind me again. Why are we staying at a hotel for?" asked Mai. Kyo said, "It's only for tonight." Kai added, "We will look for houses tomorrow." Mai said, "Oh! And don't forget about the Casters!" The elevator stopped at the top floor - 15th and Mai, Kai and Kyo got out. Mai walked down and said, "Where the hell is 172?" Mai ran down to the very bottom of the corridor. "Ah! Found it! Well. see you two tomorrow." Mai went in and closed the door. Kyo and Kai went into their rooms. Kyo's room was 170 and Kai's room was 171. Everyone was believed to be in bed until No. 172 door opened and Mai stuck her head out. She was bored and decided to explore the hotel at 12.00pm. She went down to the reception and seen that Trish was checking in too. Mai didn't recognize it was Trish cause her face was totally red. Mai thought, "Oh! No! The bitch is here! What do I do? Mmm. maybe I'll watch her for a while." Trish headed for the stairs and Mai turned around and pretended that she was interested in the notice board. Mai watched Trish going up the stairs in the corner of her eye. Mai waited for a while and then decided to go after her but she noticed the bar. She looked at the stairs then the bar, and then the stairs again, "Damn it!! I need a drink." she thought to herself. Then she ran up the stairs after Trish. Then Mai noticed that she disappeared somewhere so Mai searched everywhere but found nothing so she took the elevator to the top floor. Mai knocked on Kai's door but there was no answer. Then Mai decided to try Kyo's door and she did answer but looked very tired, "Umm. yes Mai?" she asked. "Bad news! The bitch is. HERE!!" Mai replied. Kyo said, "What the hell is she doing here." Mai replied, "Dunno, but I am going to get my weapon and kick her ass. Wanna help?" Kyo said, "Yes." Mai went into her room to get Ifrit II and as she looked around the room it was in such a mess. *5 minutes later* Mai and Kyo were equipped and ready. "Let's try her room one more time." said Kyo. Mai and Kyo knocked for a while. Mai asked, "Is she even in there?" Kyo said, "Let's try later." Mai replied, "OK." Mai and Kyo went into the elevator and Kyo said, "How are we going to find Bitch Face?" Mai said, "Leave that to me. I've got a plan." They reached the reception and Mai walked up to the woman and said, In a high pitch voice. "Excuse me!. but I cannot find my 'mother'! Can you please help me! *cough*" The woman said, "Yes. what's your mother's name?" Mai replied, "*cough* Trish." The woman said, "2nd name?" Mai thought, "Shit!" and said, "Umm. Trish? *cough*!" The woman gave funny looks at Mai. "umm. *cough* thanks for your help!" Mai said as she walked away very quickly. "Great plan." said Kyo. Mai replied, "Oh! Shut up! I tried my best! HEY!! Isn't that Kai?" Kyo said, "Yeah, it is." Kyo and Mai walked over to Kai. "Hello." said Kyo. Mai said, "umm Kai. bad news the." she was cut off by Kai. "Yeah I know Bitch Face is here!" Kyo asked, "How did you know?" Kai replied, "I seen her check in not so long ago." Mai asked, "Why are you up anyway?" Kai replied, "I am too excited about my new weapon to sleep." Kyo said, "Hello! Back to the problem! How are we going to find Bitch Face?" Kai replied, "No. 29 on the 3rd floor." Kyo and Mai looked shocked. Mai asked, "How the hell do you know?" Kai said, "I overheard them talking." Kyo suggested, "Want to annoy her?" Mai said, "Yes, come on lets go!" Mai, Kai and Kyo got on the 3F, and they seen No. 29 door. Kai said, "Right Mai, your first." "What?.me?" replied Mai. Mai walked up to the door and looked at the number 29 and knocked the door quite loudly. Then she bolted down the corridor and turned the corner where Kai and Kyo were standing. A few minutes later, Trish came out looking up and down the corridor and then she went back in. Trish was really confused. Mai, Kyo and Kai were wetting themselves with laughter. Mai said, "Ha. ha. Kyo you're next!" Kyo walked up to the door and then she banged the door really loud. Then she ran back to the corner. A few minutes later, Trish came out and her face looked completely confused and angry. She stayed out for a while. It was really hard for Mai, Kai and Kyo not to laugh out loud. They were almost on the floor. Trish went back into her room. Kyo said, "Ha. right! Kai your go!" Kai went to Trish's room and banged the door and shouted, "BITCH FACE!!" while Kai was doing that Mai and Kyo were laughing until they were stopped because someone was standing behind them. Kyo and Mai turned around and seen that the person was Trish, "Aaahh, run!" Mai shouted. Mai and Kyo ran but in different directions. Mai ran up the corridor and Kyo headed for the stairs. Kai yelled, "Why the hell are you running for!? You have your weapons!" Mai said, "Shit! You're right!" Kyo said, "Lets get her!" Mai and Kyo ran back towards Trish. Mai punched her and Trish was hit with ice. Kyo slashed her with lightning. Kai ran in and shouted, "I want a go!!" Kai punched Trish. Trish fell back onto a window and Kai finished it off by pushing her out the window. "Aaaaahhhh!!" Trish screamed as she fell out the window. Kai, Kyo and Mai ran up to the window and looked out. Kai said, "Look! It's Grave!" Kyo replied, "So it is!" Mai jumped up and down and said, "Where? Where? I can't see!" Kai and Kyo ran off into the elevator. Mai looked out the window and she saw a strange dark shadow above the hotel. She decided to go and find out what it was. Mai turned around and seen that Kai and Kyo had disappeared, "Kai.? Kyo.? Now like this hasn't happened before!" she said. Mai took the elevator up to the 15th floor. Then she broke the door to the 16th floor because it was locked. Mai broke the door, went up the stairs and opened the door leading to the outside of the roof. Mai was outside and she seen that there was nothing there. She walked over to the edge and peered over. Suddenly something flew passed her face very quickly. Mai looked up and seen a huge dragon-like creature. Mai yelled, "What are you doing here?" The creature roared and attacked Mai.

*Meanwhile* Kai and Kyo got out of the elevator and they were on the ground floor. Grave was standing at the hotel door. Kai said, "Where were you Grave?" Grave shouted, "Shut up!" he pointed his guns at Kai. Kyo yelled, "What are you doing?" Grave said, "I will make you pay!" Grave started shooting and Kai jumped behind the reception's desk. Kyo dived behind the restaurant's tables. Kai thought to herself, "Shit! I am unarmed!" Kyo thought to herself, "What the hell is wrong with Grave." Grave stopped shooting and ran towards Kai. Kai seen that he was going to hit her with his coffin and so she jumped out of the way. Kyo ran up behind him and slashed him lots of times. Grave fell onto his knees and Kai took his guns and started shooting. Kyo suggested, "Lets juggle!" Kai replied, "OK." Kyo ran up to Grave and she launched him into the air with her sword. Kai took over by shooting Grave while he was in mid-air. Eventually Grave fell onto the ground. Kyo was just about to slash Grave when a huge explosion went off. Kai and Kyo ran outside and seen that the building next to the hotel was destroyed. The building had the top part missing and the other floors were on fire. Kai said, "What the hell is going on?" Kai and Kyo looked up the hotel and seen that someone was hanging off the top. Kyo said, "Is that Mai?" Kai replied, "No, it couldn't be." Kai and Kyo went back into the hotel and inside the hotel had no power so all the lights were off. Kai said, "Shit! The elevator isn't working!" Kyo said, "That means we have to use the stairs." Kai and Kyo ran up the stairs.

"Stop it!" shouted Mai, "What do you want?" she said that while hanging off the edge. Mai eventually pulled herself up. The huge dragon landed on the roof, "Do you not know who I am?" the dragon asked. Mai replied, "You are that powerful summon. Oh! Bahamut." "Mega Flare!!" Bahamut shouted as it opened its mouth and shot out a huge beam. Mai dived out of its way. The Mega Flare hit the building behind Mai. The building was in flames and Mai ran up towards the building and stopped at the edge. Mai tried her best to stop the flames with Ifrit II but her attempts were in vein because the building collapsed. Mai said, "What do you want? Stop using your stupid Mega Flare!" Bahamut replied, "I want your power!" Mai said, "OK. here!" Mai took off Ifrit II and threw it towards Bahamut. Bahamut looked down at it and said, "That's not what I meant!" "What power!? I have none, I am weak!" Bahamut walked towards Mai and said, "That's what you think!" Mai started to back off and started to think how to get back Ifrit II. Ifrit II was behind Bahamut so Mai ran towards Bahamut and slid underneath the huge creature. Mai picked up her weapon as she put it on she was whacked with Bahamut's tail and Ifrit II slid away. "DAMN!" she thought. Bahamut tried to stomp her with its huge claws but Mai rolled out of harms way and bolted for Ifrit II. This time she got them on without any problems. "TAKE THIS!!" Mai shouted as she clicked her fingers and suddenly huge icicles came from her hand. Bahamut was hit with this powerful ice attack and it looked like it didn't affect him at all. "Why wont you die!?" Mai said. Bahamut replied, "I wont die until you die!" Mai said, "What the hell are talking about? I don't understand you!" "Mega." Suddenly Bahamut was hit with lightning, Kyo said, "You don't want to finish that sentence!" Bahamut flew off. Mai ran over to Kyo and said, "Where's Kai?" Kyo replied, "Still coming up the stairs." A few minutes they were joined by Kai. "Why didn't you take the elevator?" Mai asked. "Power is cut off. huff." Kai replied. Kyo walked over to the other side of the roof top and looked around. Mai said, "HA! HA! Looks like we have to go down now." Kai looked up and looked at Mai and she seen that Mai's face was in shock. "Mai, what's wrong?" Kai asked. Mai said, "I hope. that I am not seeing things!" Kai was confused, "What the hell are you talking about?" Mai said, "Kyo! Come over here!" Kyo turned around and went back and stood beside Mai. Mai asked, "Can you see what I am seeing?" Mai pointed to Kai. Kyo looked and then she was shocked as well. "What the hell.?" Mai asked, "Umm.Kai are you feeling OK?" Kai replied, "Yes, can you tell me what the fuck it is?" Kyo said, "You are glowing a white colour." Kai lifted her hands and stared at them. They were glowing a white colour. Suddenly a loud roar could be heard. They looked up and seen that Bahamut was back. Mai said, "Geez. when does this thing ever take a hint." Bahamut landed on the roof. Kai was shooting at him, Kyo slashed and Mai kicked. Bahamut roared and swung its tail and it hit everyone. Mai got up off her knees and looked around, "Kai?.Where are you.?" Kyo also got up and looked around. Then Mai and Kyo ran towards the edge and looked down. "Where is she?" Mai asked. "I am up here.!" yelled Kai. Mai and Kyo looked up into the sky and seen that Kai was covered in a red light and she had wings. Kyo shouted, "Your red now!" Mai was running around shouting, "BLUE! BLUE!" Kyo asked, "What the hell are you on about?" Mai answered, "I am guessing what colour she is going to change next. She might even go multicoloured!" Mai and Kyo heard behind them, "Mega. FLARE!" Mai and Kyo dived into different directions. Kai flew out of the way and the Mega Flare completely destroyed everything in its path. Bahamut seen that Kai could fly and decided to go after her. Bahamut took off into the sky. Kyo got up and ran to the edge and Mai eventually got up and joined her watching the battle. Mai said, "She looks like. like. like" Kyo butted in, "a Devil!" Mai replied, "HEY! I was getting there! But wow! She looks sooo powerful!" Kyo said, "Bahamut is powerful too!" Mai said, "Lets watch and see who will win. BLUE! BLUE! DAMN IT!" Bahamut and Kai were very high from the ground. Kai's red light turned into blazing flames and she was covered in fire. Bahamut used Mega Flare, it hit Kai but it seems that it didn't harm her one bit. Kai made a huge fireball appear in front of her and she punched the fireball towards Bahamut. Bahamut was hit and was pushed back and hit a side of a building. But Bahamut wasn't giving in too easily and used Yet again. Mega Flare. Kai dodged it without a problem and she shouted, "Is that the only move you know!?" Bahamut raised his claw- like arms and said, "Impulse." Suddenly Bahamut had dark clouds around him and he hit them away with his wings towards Kai. Kai wasn't affected because she had a fire barrier around her. Bahamut knew that he didn't stand a chance so he flew off and shouted as he left, "This isn't over!" Bahamut left and flew out into the distance. Kai came down and landed on the hotel roof where Mai and Kyo were. Mai walked over quite suspiciously and said, "Umm. how are you feeling?" Kai replied, "Fine." Mai shouted, "DAMN!" Kai asked, "Why do you want to know?" Mai replied, "No reason." and walked off. Kai looked at Kyo and said, "Mai wanted you to turn multicoloured." Kai and Kyo joined up with Mai, Kai thought it would be funny to attack Mai so she poked Mai, "Ouch! That burns!" Kai did it again, "OUCH! STOP IT!" Then Mai ran off down the stairs and Kai and Kyo were running after her. Kai and Kyo were chasing Mai all the way down the stairs and through the hotel and eventually ended up in her room. She went to sleep so did Kai and Kyo. But little did they know that someone was stuck in the elevator. "HELP!!" yelled Trish, "Could someone please help!!" Trish opened the elevator's latch and tried to climb up but she slipped and fell back onto her back. Trish passed out.

It was morning and Mai woke up to the sound of Kyo's knocking. "Mai, come on! GET UP!" Mai said, "I will be down in 20 minutes." Mai got dressed and collected her stuff and went down to the reception where Kai was checking them out of the hotel. "Why is she taking so long?" Mai asked. "Its cause you drank all the drink out of the mini bar!" Kyo replied. "Oh!?" Mai remembered drinking a lot but she couldn't remember what she did afterwards. Kai went over and said, "How much did you drink?" Mai replied, "I dunno. a lot.!" Mai, Kai and Kyo left the hotel. Then Kai said, "Well. I have to go." "Where? Can we come along too if you are going somewhere near the Devil May Cry shop?" asked Kyo. "Yeah! We want to go and maybe do something to Dante or Trish." said Mai. "Okay, you can come. I'm going to get the 2 Casters." said Kai. Mai, Kyo and Kai walked back to the Devil May Cry shop. Outside was a man holding 2 packages. "Hey Kai isn't that Gene Starwind the famous pilot of the Outlaw Star?" asked Kyo. "Looks like it, come on lets go." said Kai. Mai didn't have a clue what they were talking about and followed them. Kai and Kyo went up to him and greeted him.

Gene- He is the famous bounty hunter and pilots a famous ship called the Outlaw Star. He uses a Caster gun most of the time, but has a pistol and a double barrel shotgun. He wears blue gloves that have a light shield on them. He has 2 scars on his left cheek, just below his eye and, for some unknown reason, he also has scars all over his body. Gene likes to drink beer all the time and can sometimes be a big pervert.

"Hello Gene, are they the 2 Casters?" said Kyo. The man called Gene was shocked. "How did you know my name?" Kai answered, "You're the famous bounty hunter. We heard lots of things about you and you are advertised everywhere." "Oh, anyway here are the 2 Casters you ordered, and the money?" said Gene. "Here's half of what we pay." Kai said and handed the money to Gene. Kai only gave half because she didn't want to give all her money away. Suddenly Kai had an idea and said, "Someone else is going to pay the other half. Do you see that guy?" Kai pointed at Dante in the Devil May Cry shop. Gene replied, "Yes." Kai said, "He is paying and if he doesn't pay, blast him with your Caster." Kai took the Casters from Gene and waited there to see what would happen. Mai, Kyo and Kai watched Gene walking up to the Devil May Cry shop. Few minutes later they heard Dante shouting very loud that you can hear what he was saying. "LIKE HELL I'M GOING TO PAY FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T BUY!" Then they heard Gene shouting back, "THAT'S TOUGH PAY UP OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OFF YOUR STUPID WHITE HEAD!" Suddenly Dante went flying out the door. Mai, Kyo and Kai were wetting themselves laughing at what was happening. Gene then walked to where Dante landed and Trish followed to watch. Gene took out his Caster and fired at Dante. A beam of light came out of his Caster and was about to hit Dante. Suddenly, "NOOOO!!" Trish ran up to block it from Dante. The beam hit Trish and fried her and she turned all black and fuzzy. Trish went flying back and landed on Dante and knocked him out. Trish went dizzy and had swirly eyes. Mai, Kyo and Kai ran up to Gene. "I didn't get the rest of the money." said Gene. "Well we can raid his shop and find some because he always has a lot somewhere." said Kyo. "Okay." said Gene. They ran into the shop then Mai said, "The table isn't on the ceiling anymore." Everyone then rummaged everywhere for money. *Minutes later* They found another 3 million hiding somewhere. "Here's the other half that Dante was going the pay," said Kai, "and here's another 1000 for blasting that Bitch Face." Kai continued. "Lets leave Dante another surprise." suggested Kyo. Then Kyo, Mai and Kai grabbed a hammer from no where.

*Ten minutes later* Gene, Mai, Kyo and Kai left the Devil May Cry shop. They walked out of the shop laughing and Kyo shouted, "Oh shit, Dante and Trish are waking up, lets go." And Gene, Mai, Kyo and Kai ran down the street very fast.

Trish got up off Dante and Dante got up the ground, "What happened?" said Trish, she couldn't remember what had happened. Dante shouted, "Where's that guy with the red hair, if I find him I'm going kill him." He looked around, but couldn't see him and decided to forget about it. Dante looked at Trish and said, "You look like hell, don't tell me that red head did that to you." Trish replied, "Umm. I don't know. Aaaahhh!! What happened? Why am I all black?" Trish looked at her arms and then felt her hair, "Aaaahhh! My beautiful hair!" Dante smiled and said, "I think it suits you well." Trish was angry and stormed off into the Devil May Cry shop and Dante followed. They got inside and to their surprise all the furniture was nailed to the ceiling. "What the hell.?!" Dante said. Trish was still angry and walked towards the hall but suddenly she slipped and fell. "Who the hell left. tea. here!?" Trish got up and was covered in tea and her face had patches of splashed tea. "I am going to have a bath." said Trish as she walked towards the hall. Dante whispered, "It's gonna take a lot more than a bath to fix your face." Trish turned around and yelled, "What?! What did you say?!" Dante replied, "I said, you do that!" "Oh!" Trish said and left the room. "Hee.Hee stupid." Dante thought to himself. "Mmm.? How am I going to get the chairs down?" *3 hours later* Trish was finally finished her bath and she went down to see Dante struggling on the last chair. "What are you doing?" Trish asked. Dante replied, "I am . trying to. get this off. the ceiling!!" Dante finally got the chair off the ceiling. "Whew! That's me finished! I need a beer!" Dante walked towards the fridge and looked in the fridge. "RIGHT!! Who!? Stole my beer!?!?" Trish replied, "Don't look at me!" Trish looked around and said, "Where is Brandon?" Dante replied, "Wasn't my great plan brilliant?" Trish said, "YOUR PLAN! Your plan I helped too you know!" Dante wasn't listening and kept gloating about it. Trish asked, "If YOUR plan worked, where is he?" Dante stopped gloating and looked around and said, "Well. he was here a moment ago!" Trish said, "Brilliant! You lost him!" Dante replied, "He's not lost, he just wandered off somewhere." Trish went to the cupboard and discovered that the money wasn't there, "Where's the money Dante?" Dante was shocked and said, "There was at least 3 million there! It couldn't be gone, could it?" Dante said, "I think I know what happened to it. It was the same people who took my beer and sent me that red headed guy." Trish added, "Yeah and the same people who completely duffed my beautiful hair." Then Trish tossed her hair. What was left of it. Dante suggested, "Lets go and get them!" Trish said, "Yeah, come on!" as Trish left the shop she was stupid enough to slip into the tea. again. Dante sighed and thought to himself as he walked out, "I really wonder. how I could be related to her! She is so stupid!" Trish eventually got up and went outside to join up with Dante. Trish and Dante walked down the street but following behind them was a mysterious person.

After hours of looking for a house, they found one. It was near the Devil May Cry shop. About 4 blocks away. The house was huge, it had a garden and it had 5 bedrooms. Kai and Kyo turned 1 of the bedrooms into a music room, where they could play the guitar and drums. They had plenty of money so they bought a new guitar and a new set of drums. Kai said as she put the guitar in the room, "HA! At least Grave wont duff it this time!" Kyo asked, "What was with Grave at the hotel?" Kai said, "I don't know." Mai walked in and said, "Well, we will find out soon!" Kyo said, "Aren't we missing something?" Mai yelled, "Yeah, you're right! We are missing beer!" Kyo replied, "No! Not that." Kai said, "We are missing a Playstation 2." Mai said, "I was just going to say that." Mai left the room and went in to the hall and used the phone, "Hello. how are you?. Oh!? Really. you don't say. So. tell me the latest info!" Kai asked, "Who is she talking to?" Kyo replied, "I don't know." Kai and Kyo were listening to Mai's phone call. "Oh!?.yeah sure! We need to have a house warming party anyway. about 5pm." Mai put down the phone and went into the living room and sat down. Kai came in and said, "Who were you on the phone to?" Mai replied, "Chris. Why?" Kai said, "Oh! Nothing." As she walked out and went back into the music room. Mai got bored and went to her room. Her room was big and it had a punch bag in it. The wallpaper was a dark purple and had posters of animals. Mai collapsed on her bed and fell asleep.

Mai woke up from her sleep and went into Kai's room. When she walked in she screamed, "WHAT THE HELL!!" she seen that Kai had Dante pictures all over the wall that it was good enough to be wallpaper. On one side of the wall it was covered with a huge mirror. At the bottom of Kai's bed it had a huge widescreen TV. Kai said, "Ha ha my room is sooo cool." Mai asked, "Where the hell did you get the pictures?" Kai replied, "I stole them from a poster shop and guess what I have." Mai said, "What?" Kai replied, "I got Devil May Cry 2 and a Playstation 2." and shoved it in Mai's face. Mai said, "Well done." and walked out to Kyo's room. After Mai walked out Kai plugged the PS2 into the TV and started playing Devil May Cry 2.

In Kyo's room, Mai walked in, "What are you doing?" asked Mai. "Putting a picture of Trish on the dart board and throwing darts at it." Kyo answered. "Have you seen Kai's room, she's obsessed." said Mai. "No, why is it Dante all over the wall?" said Kyo. "Yes, Dante pictures are turning into wallpaper." said Mai. Mai looked around the room and saw a huge poster of Gene on the wall. Mai also saw that Kyo's double bed was all black and it matches the curtains. "You really like black don't you?" asked Mai. Kyo replied sarcastically and in a high pitched voice, "Nooo. I like pink and fluffy things." Mai started laughing and Kyo continued, "Of course I like black. Who do you think I am a steeky bitch?"

While Mai was in Kyo's room, she heard the door bell go off. *Ding Dong* Mai said, "Huh?! It's not even 3pm yet. Who could it be?" Mai walked out of Kyo's room and as she walked down the stairs, *Ding Dong* *Ding Dong* "OK!! Okay!! I am coming.!" Mai yelled. She opened the door and she said, "Oh! My.! What the hell happened?" Chris was standing at the door but he looked pretty beat up and he replied, "We were. on our way to here but. we were attacked!" Mai asked, "Who? Who attacked you!?!?" At that moment Chris fell and Mai caught him. Mai shouted, "KAI! KYO! GET DOWN HERE AND BRING YOUR WEAPONS!!" A few minutes later, Kai and Kyo went down fully armed. Kai said, "What the hell is wrong?" Kyo asked, "Why is Chris on the floor?" Mai replied, "I don't really know but Chris was attacked!" Chris said, "Help everyone else!" Mai said, "Everyone!! Everyone is here!" Kai said, "Right! I'm going." Kyo added, "Me too." Mai said, "I will join you when I am finished looking after Chris." Kai and Kyo left the house and went down the street. Mai helped Chris up and helped him across the hall. "Here, lie here." Mai said as she put Chris on the couch. Mai asked, "What happened?" Chris replied, "Well it all started off when me, Adam and Steven got off the plane and we went towards your house. Suddenly we got attacked by that guy, Dante. Then Dante was shot by some other man that I don't know the name of. I ran to get you, Kai and Kyo cause I knew that you would help and that's how I got here."

Adam- He is a world famous guitar player and he is obsessed with Kurt Cobain. Adam is very dirty minded and isn't afraid to say what's on his mind. He has a habit of not remembering things. One of his ambitions is to set fire to Chris. Adam is tall and wears a very cool leather jacket and skater type clothes.

Steven- He is the only odd one out because he has a X-Box instead of a PS2. Steven is always making evil plans up against James because Steven doesn't like him one bit. Steven is addicted to mints and no-body knows why. Maybe cause it has a laxative effect. Who knows? Some people refer Steven as 'fat' but this doesn't annoy him.

Mai got up and went up the stairs, into her room, put on Ifrit II and went back down stairs. Chris asked, "Where are you going?" Mai replied, "I am gonna help everyone." Chris said, "But." Mai butted in, "No buts! I am sure you will be fine by yourself." "But." Chris said. "Use the phone if you need any help but I doubt it because no-one knows that you are here." said Mai, as she pointed to the house phone sitting on the table. Then Mai left the house.

*Meanwhile* Kai and Kyo ran down the street towards Adam and Steven. As they got closer to them, they noticed that Gene was with them. Gene was shooting Dante with his Caster gun but Dante kept dodging them. Kyo said to Adam and Steven, "Stand back." Kai said, "Let us handle this." Adam and Steven stood behind Kai and Kyo. "Well? Well? Look who it is." said a female voice. "Look! It's Bitch Face!" Kai said as she pointed to Trish. "You will pay for what you have done to my hair!" Trish yelled. Everyone started to laugh. "Why does everyone laugh when I say that?" Trish remarked. Trish yelled, "Shut up!" then Trish raised both her hands into the air and suddenly everything went white. Kyo shouted, "Where did she go?" Kai said, "I can't fucking see!" The white light disappeared and Kai, Kyo and Gene were completely surrounded with Marionettes. Kai yelled, "Oh shit." and started slashing them. Gene started shooting them. Kyo was slashing them as well. One by one the Marionettes started to disappear. But the more they killed the more they appeared. Gene said, "This is endless." Suddenly Kyo dropped her sword and fell onto her knees. Kai slashed the Marionette that was in her way and ran over to Kyo and said, "Whoa! You are glowing a yellow colour." Kyo looked at her hands and arms, "What the hell is this?" Kyo said. Gene shouted, "Umm. I need some help here!" Kyo picked up Sparda II and suddenly Kyo used 'Thunder Storm'. Bolts of lightning appeared from Kyo's hands and she threw a huge bolt of lightning into the air. The huge bolt of lightning started to strike the Marionettes. In no time all the Marionettes had died with Kyo's Thunder Strom. Trish got scared and ran off. "Trish! Where are you going? Stay here and fight." yelled Dante. "Fine, I will finish it off myself." remarked Dante. "Let me handle them, Master." said a mysterious voice. "Is that you Grave?" asked Dante. A man appeared from the alleyway behind Dante and he stood in front of Dante. "Don't fail me!" Dante said to Grave. Then Dante ran after Trish. Kyo shouted, "Grave, I thought you were on our side?" Gene asked, "You know this guy?" Kai replied, "Yeah, he WAS on our side!" Suddenly Grave ran up to Gene and held him by the throat against the wall. Suddenly a huge block of ice was above Grave and fell on top of his head. Grave passed out and fell onto the ground. "HEY! GUYS! Did you miss me?" Mai said as she ran up to them. Gene said, "Yeah, great timing." he was rubbing his throat. Mai ran off and checked on Adam and Steven. "HEY! Are you two OK?" Mai asked. Adam replied, "Yeah, I'm fine but I am not sure about him." Adam pointed to Steven. He seems to be in shock and he couldn't speak. Mai said, "Steven.! Steven.!! STEVEN!!" Mai waved her hand in front of his face. "Hellooo!! Steven snap outta it!" Adam said, "That won't help." Mai asked, "Then what will?" Adam said, "Let me handle this." Mai replied, "OK." as she walked back towards Kai, Kyo and Gene. Gene said, "Well. guess I will be going!" Kai asked, "Why were you here anyway?" Gene replied, "I thought I could get my revenge on him for not paying." Kyo said, "Sure you can get him next time!" Mai suggested, "HEY!! Why don't you come to our party?" Gene replied, "Is there beer?" Mai said, "Yes, but." Gene butted in, "Great! I'm there!" Gene, Kai and Kyo walked back to the house. "Mai? Can we go now?" Steven asked. Mai was shocked, "Yeah sure, but how are you feeling?" Steven replied, "OK. Why?" Mai said, "Oh? No reason." Steven walked after Gene, Kyo and Kai and tried to catch up with them. Mai was still in shock, Adam walked up beside her. Mai asked, "What did you do?" Adam replied, "I just told him that there was a X-Box at your house." Mai started laughing, "Gosh, he's in for a surprise." Adam said, "Yeah, but it worked didn't it?" Mai replied, "Yes I guess so. Come on lets go. There's no way that Gene is getting MY beer!" Mai and Adam got into the house and it was a complete mess. Mai remarked, "Geez. I leave the house for 1 minute and this is what happens." Loud music could be heard and rubbish was left everywhere. Adam went into the music room and seen that Kai was playing the guitar and Kyo was on the drums. Adam asked, "Do you want some tips?" Kai replied, "Yeah." Adam was giving Kai some tips while Mai was in the kitchen with Gene.

Mai yelled, "Get off, that's my beer!" Gene replied, "It's mine now!" "Wanna bet?" "Yeah?" "Yeah!?" Mai answered. Gene took out his Caster and stuck it in her face. Mai said, "OK, it's yours now." Mai walked off. Gene put down his Caster on the kitchen table and started to drink his beer. Mai peered her head from the hall and suspiciously walked up to Gene. Mai smiled at Gene and then stole the beer from his hand and bolted for it. Kyo got bored of playing the drums and she found Steven in the living room with Chris. Kyo decided to join in their conversation. But the conversation couldn't be heard because Kai was blasting her guitar very loud every few minutes. When Kai wasn't playing you can hear Mai and Gene chasing after each other and shouting, "THAT'S MINE!!" "GET YOUR OWN!!" This was happening all night, until they all got tried and fell asleep. It was quiet. "PISS OFF!! It's mine." "Where's my Caster?" Well almost quiet.