Finite's old Volvo, tie-dyed and painted in hippie scheme with flowers and peace logos, roars out of the garage and comes to a halt three feet from the exit. Morphbus swears. He kicks the door open and runs to the engine, flipping the hood up and hitting it a few times until the car starts again. He smashes the hood down and goes for the door, but before he can get in, Finite hits the gas, roaring away.
"Shit!" says Morpheus. A sports utility vehicle comes flying out from the garage
"Get the black one," says One. He turns the car sharply to the left, hitting Morphbus and sending him flying.
"Yes!" yells Two. "By the way, may I mention how awesome you look today?"
"Why, yes, you can!"
"Ouch," says Morphbus. He climbs back to his feet and steps into the road to stop a car. Three cars roar right past him, and a fourth almost hits him. He pulls up his pants leg and sticks his leg into the road, stopping a car.
The driver pokes his head out. "Need a ride?" Morphbus nods and hits him over the head with the giant dildo. He yanks the man's body from the car and climbs in, racing off after the van and Finite's Volvo.
Police cars stream onto the highway. Two of the cops suddenly vanish, being replaced by Agents Nameless and Now Important to the Agents but Still Not Important to the Movie. Now Important to the Agents but Still Not Important to the Movie climbs out of the car and leaps onto another, crushing the hood. The driver yells and begins firing his pistol, which he has the right to keep in case we ever need a well-armed militia.
Now Important to the Agents but Still Not Important to the Movie yanks him out of the car and throws him over the edge of the freeway. The man's last, defiant words linger in the air:
"Son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"
One flies into the Volvo and grabs the Key Taker. Finite looks back and fires at him, but One phases to avoid. The Key Taker leans back and starts whacking the Supremacist with Morphbus's cell phone, which he has for some reason. One growls and whacks the Taker with a stick, knocking him unconscious.
Morphbus pulls up alongside and fires at One through the window. He tosses his dildo to Finite. "Get him!"
Finite reaches back and stabs One with the dildo. One phases and reappears on the highway behind the fleeing cars. Two sees this is an opportunity to rid himself of the annoying, tag-along twin who is always doing everything at the exact same time and guns the engine, but One just phases into his seat.
"We are so utterly pointless," he laments.
"Yes, we are," Two quietly agrees.
The Volvo comes to a stop on an overhang. Morphbus gets out, holding the dildo. "Go," he yells. "Take the Key Taker with you."
Finite nods and pushes him off the bridge. The Taker falls onto the freeway and gets run over by a truck with a bunch of motorcycle, which Finite lands on. She looks back and swears, jumping to rescue the Taker.
"Now what?" she asks. The Taker reaches over and shoves a man off his moped. "You are handy," Finite says to him.
They get on the moped and start off. Soon the policemen catch up and start shooting into the moped.
Morphbus walks towards the approaching SUV. When it turns the corner, it rolls over, and Morphbus shoots it, causing a huge explosion that blow him all the way onto the top of a truck. Finite throws him the Taker.
An Agent also comes onto the truck – Agent Now Important to the Agents but Still Not Important to the Movie. He throws Morphbus off the truck, but Morphbus is caught by a miraculous appearance by Dobbie.
Her license plate reads, "PIMP4EVA."
The Agent walks towards the Key Taker.
"All your base are belong to us."
"What you say???" screams the Taker.
"You will not survive to make your time."
"Move every zig!"
Morphbus hits the Agent off the truck, yelling "for great justice!"
Two trucks rush at each other. They collide, and Morphbus grabs the Key Taker and leaps into the air. Peo suddenly appears and grabs the Taker. Morphbus falls to the highway.
"Ow."
"Stop complaining," says Finite. "Or I'll kill you."
Dobbie runs over them both.