Once upon a time in a far off land where fields were purple butter. A
totally spexy specimen, who shall remain unnamed, ROCKS MY SOCKS! I'm NOT
JOKING, he was so totally sweet I wanna CRAP MY PANTS, like a
ninja(www.realultimatepower.net). Well anyway, he was so totally spancy,
that we were superheros. He had the most gorgeous Hobbit FEET I mean really
ouch so spexy! So anyway Super heros, that's what we all were. Emily was
totally spanking and could apparate like a mo fo. Julia Was an Ameoba, that
stayed the same all the time.
One other day we were at the mall and went on the carousel. We went on the spinny thing and Emily banged her head on the pole.. WE went really fast. I mean REALLY fast. We wanted to go even faster than the fastest it could ever ever ever possibly go so we stood up and went really fast. WE started running around in circles so WE went really really fast. We went so fast that the spinny thing catapulted us into the far off land where the towels are oh so fluffy and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel! WALKA WALKA DOODOO YEAH! This was the place that had purple butter fields. This place was called Los Angelos, Texas. Anyway, we were on the street and this oh so incredibly spancy specimen was like "you guys are so totally superheroes." And we go "yeah." And he goes "I'm Spancy Man, protecting all the earth from the evil that is multiple choice tests."
So we all went off to get ice cream, it was yummy ice cream too. I had a cherry on top but not for Julia cause she hates cherries (so does Shelby but she's not spancy, or spexy enough, to be in this story) so anway the ice cream also rocked my socks, but not like Spancy Man, I mean seriously you CANNOT UNDERSTAND his spexiness. So yeah, we were eating ice cream and suddenly a crazed Sam runs in shouting JUXTAPOSE I mean she was CRAYYYYYYZZZZZ! So anyway back to the unbelievably Spancy Man, after Sam got that out of her system an evil teacher came in with MULTIPLE CHOICE TESTS!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!(she also had Spancy Man's "Girlfriend" under her spell, but we don't know if it is his Girl Friend or his GIRLFRIEND. hmmmmm. really we don't know!(I hope it isn't his GIRLFRIEND that would suck, no man this Spancy should date anyone but us)). So yes she was forcing his girlfriend??? to take the evil multiple choice test.
Then, one day, Julia the amoeba was sitting there at a really spanking party, and Spancy Man came up to Julia and went "Wow. Youre so hot. I love you." And then he went in for a kiss and then. Oh wait. Julia was dreaming. Back to the story.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Spancy Man. Julia and Emily looked at each other evilly, questioning should we care about the girlfriend??? Their niceness took over, damn conscience! So they helped. Spancy Man blasted the evil teacher with his spexiness, and the teacher got week in the knees (we told you he was spexy). TAAAA DDDAAAAAAA! HE
THE END
One other day we were at the mall and went on the carousel. We went on the spinny thing and Emily banged her head on the pole.. WE went really fast. I mean REALLY fast. We wanted to go even faster than the fastest it could ever ever ever possibly go so we stood up and went really fast. WE started running around in circles so WE went really really fast. We went so fast that the spinny thing catapulted us into the far off land where the towels are oh so fluffy and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel! WALKA WALKA DOODOO YEAH! This was the place that had purple butter fields. This place was called Los Angelos, Texas. Anyway, we were on the street and this oh so incredibly spancy specimen was like "you guys are so totally superheroes." And we go "yeah." And he goes "I'm Spancy Man, protecting all the earth from the evil that is multiple choice tests."
So we all went off to get ice cream, it was yummy ice cream too. I had a cherry on top but not for Julia cause she hates cherries (so does Shelby but she's not spancy, or spexy enough, to be in this story) so anway the ice cream also rocked my socks, but not like Spancy Man, I mean seriously you CANNOT UNDERSTAND his spexiness. So yeah, we were eating ice cream and suddenly a crazed Sam runs in shouting JUXTAPOSE I mean she was CRAYYYYYYZZZZZ! So anyway back to the unbelievably Spancy Man, after Sam got that out of her system an evil teacher came in with MULTIPLE CHOICE TESTS!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!(she also had Spancy Man's "Girlfriend" under her spell, but we don't know if it is his Girl Friend or his GIRLFRIEND. hmmmmm. really we don't know!(I hope it isn't his GIRLFRIEND that would suck, no man this Spancy should date anyone but us)). So yes she was forcing his girlfriend??? to take the evil multiple choice test.
Then, one day, Julia the amoeba was sitting there at a really spanking party, and Spancy Man came up to Julia and went "Wow. Youre so hot. I love you." And then he went in for a kiss and then. Oh wait. Julia was dreaming. Back to the story.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Spancy Man. Julia and Emily looked at each other evilly, questioning should we care about the girlfriend??? Their niceness took over, damn conscience! So they helped. Spancy Man blasted the evil teacher with his spexiness, and the teacher got week in the knees (we told you he was spexy). TAAAA DDDAAAAAAA! HE
THE END