Chapter 7~
::Here we are again, back with group one...finally they have picked a name...Dudes and Dudettes...why? Nobody knows...anyways...let's see what they have in store for us, this time...::
Nicole: Rocky...Rock-o...Rock Myster! Ya know ya wanna see the spinarooni! *she playfully punches his arm*
Rock: The Rock does not...I repeat, DOES NOT want to see a spinarooni!
Nicole *to herself*: I think I should call it...hmmmm...*thinks* the Nicarooni!
Rock *mumbles*: Rockarooni...
Nicole: What?
Rock: The rock said it should be called Rockarooni...
Nicole: Is The Rock doing it? No...so...it should be called the Nicarooni...
Rock: Does anyone EVER win an arguement with you?
Nicole: No, and don't even try it mister....*points her finger and waves it at him*
Rock: I give up...*walks away*
Shane: Ok...let's look for something....
Amber: I know what I want to look for....*eyeing Shane*
Shane: Huh?
Amber *walks up to him* : I wanna see why they call you Sugar Shane... *licks her lips*
Shane *nervously*: Uhh...ask Nicole...she knows...
Amber *rolls her eyes* : I don't care...I want to find out by myself...sugar...
Nicole *notices Amber backing Shane into a corner* : Back off Barbie!
Amber: Excuse me?
Nicole: Are you deaf? I said...Back-Off-Bar-bie...understand?
Amber *rolls eyes and turns back to Shane*: So, anyway...why do you like her so much?
Shane: Cause she's my type...and a super hero...hehe...
Amber: Why is that funny?
Shane: She's a super hero in more places than one...*smiles to himself*
Amber *confused*: What?
Shane: In the bedroom?
Amber: Oh...well, I bet I'm better...wanna find out?
Shane: Not really....*pushes her off of him*
RVD: Du...oops...I mean...Cool?
Author: Wow...you did it! I promote youcan say dude again...for now...
RVD: Dude, that's great, I've held the word Dude in me for, it feels like hours dude...
Author: Don't push it...
Amber *still in the dark corner* : Shane!
Shane: What?
Amber: I have a confession to make...
Shane: .....?
Amber: I want to have your babies!
Shane *scratches head* : Ummm...Nicole, I'll let ya take care of this...*he shrugs*
Nicole: Hmmm..ok...*she smiles* Oh...Amber....
Amber: What? Don't you see I'm busy?
Nicole: No, musta missed that...oh my God! Turn around! It's Brad Pitt!
Amber: Oh my God! Where? *turns around*
(Nicole kicks her into the wall the wall falls down. A dark, gloomy, misty room appears.)
Everyone: OOOO...ahhh...hmmm....wow...waoh......cool.....ehhh....ahhh....hmmmm.... oooooooooooooo....hmmmmmmmm..ahhhhhhhh....ooooo...
Author: Stop!
(Everyone shrugs and walks into the room)
::Well, that was interesting wasn't it? Ok, let's see how group number two is doing...::
Shannon: Ok...I think I got it now...Lather.....*lathers his hair* Rinse...*rinses his hair* Repeat....*repeats the process* I did it I did it!
Booker *laughing*: Now can you dig that? SUCKA!!!!
Matt: Great...wait a minute...Shannon...wear did you find that shampoo?
Shannon: Next to this hefty little sink...
(Matt looks at the bottle, then at Shannon's hair and cracks up histerically)
Michelle: What's so funny?
(Matt, still laughing, hands the bottle to Michelle and points to Shannon)
(She quietly reads the bottle then starts to laugh, then notices Shannon's confused. She walks over to him and hugs him)
Michelle: Aww...guys...don't laugh...Shannon, I'll still love you even though your hair is....
Shannon: Huh? My hair is what??? *touches his hair*
Michelle: Ermmm...uhhh...hunny...it's uh...it's pink....bright pink...
Shannon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around in little circles then falls because he's dizzy*
Michelle: Shan...are you ok?
Shannon *dazed and confused*: Ohhh...pretty lady...look at the pretty little bunnies hopping around up there...*he points up*
Michelle *helps him up*: Ermmm...uh...let's go sit down....*they find a bench*
Shannon: Ohh...a cloud....
Michelle: Yeahhh...a cloud? I suppose...*she shrugs and sits down with Shannon*
(All of a sudden, The bench shoots backward, sending them through the wall...well, the wall moved...but anyway...it sent them into a completely different strange room.)
Michelle: Ow...where are we?
Shannon: Candy Land!
Michelle: *smacks self* Great...
:: Ok...let's head over to group three and see if they're doing any better...?::
Nickie: For the last time! Bitch shut up! *smacks Brianna in the head*
Austin: Rudness...always was a fan....
Jericho: My kind of woman!
Jeff: Uhh...MY kind of woman...
Jericho: Shut the hell up assclown!
Nickie *puts her hands on her hips* : I know you didn't just call MY man and assclown...
Jericho: Well, how could I call myself that? I'm the KING OF THE WORLD!
Author: Two...
Jericho: Yeah yeah yeah...
Nickie: Riiiigggggggghhhtttttttt...anyways...I don't like you, I'm never going to, never will...I'll always love...
Austin: Rainbow Freak...we know....
Jericho: Well! I'll be damned...And I thought it was me this whole time...
Nickie: Riggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttt...
Jericho: Ok...if I have to stop saying I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! Make her stop saying Rigggghhhhhhhttttttttt to every stupid thing we say...
Author: One and NO!
Jericho: *Jaw drops in shock*: And why not?
Author: Because I like that word...
Jericho: That sucks.....
Brianna: I suck??????? *cries*
Jericho: *smacks self* STUPID STUPID STUPID...
Nickie: Entertaining...
Jeff: Very...
Austin: WHAT?
Author: Four.
Austin: WHAT?
Author: Three.
Austin: WHAT?
Author: Two.
Austin: What?
Author: One.
Austin: Ok...
Kurt: I WANT MILK! I AM YOUR OLIMPIC GOLD MEDALIST!
Nickie: Where did he come from?
Author *shrugs*: I dunno...let's keep him...he's kinda cute and funny...
Nickie *nods her head* : I have to agree...
Jeff: WHAT?
Austin: My word moron!
Nickie: I still love you Jeffy...
Brianna *cries*: SO DO I!!
Nickie: Eh...get over it...*she makes out with Jeff*
::In Chapter eight, will we find out what was in that room and if Amber will get Shane where she wants him?::
Nicole *waves hands* : Uhh...hello?? I thought we already came to that conclusion?
Author: I decided it still goes on...
Nicole *folds arms and glares*: Wasupwitdat?
Shane: Good impression babe...
Nicole: Thanks...*they make out*
Amber *glares at them*: It's not over...
Author: *smacks self* Dur...have we not esablished that? Ok, on with the closing...
::Ok...and will Group two find Michelle and Shannon or will Michelle be stuck with a guy that doesn't even know what color his hair is..?
Shannon: Pretty bunnies...hop...hop...hop...
Michelle: God, please help us....*she prays*
::Ermmm...*clears throat* Anyways...And finally, will group three be able to get along with The Milk Man? or an Olimpic Hero? and lastly...will Brianna EVER get...
Nickie: For the last FREAKING time!!!!! HELL NO YOU PIECE OF...
Jeff *covers her mouth*: Babe, not now...*they make out*
::*shrugs* Eh...find out in the next chapter...Author, we are going to have to do something about these interuptions during the closing or something...::
Author: Eh...I find it ammusing...that's why I wrote it *grins and laughs evily*...but, I'll see what I can do....
::*shrugs* Ok...well, find out what happens in the next chapter...wait, I already said that...*smacks self*::