Chp. 8 The first day of the rest of the 2 weeks!
(Angelic choir in the background, I, dressed as an angel, descend from a stair case that is coming from the heavens)
"Greetings my faithful fans! I bring joyous tidings! That's right I'm FINALLY gonna tell you what the pairing will be, Squinoa,-
Squall's angel, and Renegade Seraph "Come on, Come on!"
… Or Quall!"
FF9 Zidane, X20Vision, and Lucentia() "WooHoo!"
( I open an imaginary letter) "And the winner is…….QUALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall's Angel: You little bastard! (punches and pummels yours truly with Renegade Seraph.)
Well. There is. My first fic's gonna be a Quall.
Now, I'll do personalized responses.
Squall's Angel: Heh, sorry I made you come off mean. Please don't be angry!
Renegade Seraph: OMG, You reviewed my fic! God I feel special. Thanks for the complement! I needed it!
FF9 Zidane: Well, uh thanks for the positivity towards Quall, not sure what you're other comment was.
X20Vision: Whoa, You're really kind. Thanks for the sympathy, must remind my self to clue in to my master plan to get her to like me, even though I'm way to optimistic. Love to talk. You have my address.
Whoa, lot of positivism.
Lucentia(): Well you got your wish.
On with the chapter!
Mansion, 5:30, A.M.
Quistis's POV
I had no idea how right Selphie was. I woke up in a virtual war zone.
"Waaa!" I cried as I fell out of my King sized bed and on to the floor. I heard screams and shouts.
"My Way, my way or the high way! Can't touch this! Maniac, Maniac! Cowboy, baby!"
I got up and found Xu and Fu in the hallway, looking as confused as I was, and in their pajamas.
"What the Hell is going on!!!!" I yelled over the music.
They shook their heads and pointed to Selphie's room. Suddenly, she popped up behind us, fully dressed and smiling. Smiling, at this hour. It is a time of sleep, not a time of Happy!!
"Hi girls! Hey, common, you look hungry! Let's get the boys for an early breakfast! Well, common!"
We followed her dumbly down the stairs to the ground floor and then the basement. We passed a sign that said ' WARNING! INTENSE TRAINING AHEAD!' Puhlease. What is it, weight lifting?
"We'll get Irvy first. Common!" she shouted, as the music got drastically louder. She went up to a room, and opened the door.
"Whoa." I whispered. It was like an old west simulator, but it was real. Saloon, store, and hotel, among other buildings littered the gigantic room. But the amazing thing was the sound.
Cowboy...cowboy... Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp
And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars Sip the teajuna (sp?)...I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin' fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy
And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby I can smell a pig from a mile away I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fliece (sp?)
And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining Cowboy baby
West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby I can smell a pig from a mile away
Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex
Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my glass And said, "Yeah this dick fits right in your ass"
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white
HUH Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton
I'm straight out the trailer Cuss like a sailor...drink like a Mc
My only words of wisdom are just, "Radio Edit." (Suck My Dick)
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and Keep on truckin' until it falls into motion Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spendin' all my time at Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining Cowboy With the top let back and the sunshine shining Cowboy Hollywood and Vine
Irvine was dressed in cowboy attire. Using 2 pistols, he nail targets as they popped up, nodded along with the words, mouthing them. After 6 minutes or so, he finally noticed us.
"Stop!" he commanded, and the music stopped. "Hey girls, what's up?"
"Well, Quisty and her friends are hungry. We're getting you guys for an early breakfast."
"Okay" he said. He put his pistols in two side holsters, and started towards the door.
"Wait," Fujin yelled. "How does shooting a gun help you get any stronger, huh?"
He looked at her quizzically. "Well, half the rifles I use have strong enough kickback to break your arm, so I guess just being able to fire them tests your strength, huh. Now lets go get Zell."
We followed him and Selph into another room, where two blond guys were laying into each other. Eerily enough, it looked like that place where Neo and Morpheus fought in 'The Matrix'. Also, just like Irvine's town, the dojo had its own music blaring. And, also like Irvine's music, this reflected Zell, or at least the action's he was going through.
(A/N: I've changed it to 'he's a maniac')
Just a still town dud on a saturday night, lookin' for the fight of his life
In the real-time world no one sees him at all, they all say he's crazy
Locking rhythms to the beat of his heart, changing woman into life
He has fought into the danger zone, when a fighter becomes a fight
It can cut you like a knife, if the gift becomes the fire
On a wire between will and what will be
He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And He's fighting like He's never fought before
He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And He's fighting like He's never fought before
On the ice-build iron sanity is a place most never see
It's a hard warm place of mystery, touch it, but can't hold it
You work all your life for that moment in time, it could come or pass you by
It's a push of the world, but there's always a chance
If the hunger stays the night
There's a cold connective heat, struggling, stretching for defeat
Never stopping with his head against the wind
He's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And He's fighting like he's never fought before
He's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And He's fighting like he's never fought before
(Solo)
It can cut you like a knife, if the gift becomes the fire
On a wire between will and what will be
He's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And He's fighting like he's never fought before
(repeats out)
They were talking as though they were just standing and chatting, instead of trying to kill each other. One was clearly Zell, but the other was burlier and wore silver sweatpants. They both were clearly giving their all.
"God, you call those punches? Punch Rush!" Zell yelled, delivering 3 fierce punches to the stranger's chest, though they were blocked.
"Tch, you're in no position to talk after that. PUMMEL!"
The stranger retaliated in a similar way, but landing all his punches. Zell looked pissed. He had a dangerous glint in his eyes.
"You shouldn't of done that….."
"Ohhhh, shiiiittttt!"
"RAAAAAAAAA"
Zell started to unleash a devastating combo of punches and kicks, but stopped abruptly.
"You're in for it now,….Meteor Barret!!!!!
Zell jumped in the air, and slammed his hands together. He started pulling them apart. But the freaky thing was, HE WAS FORMING A FREAKIN' BALL OF ENERGY!
"The Hell is going on!" Xu yelled, as wind started kicking up, in the room!
"YAHAHAHA!" Zell yelled, as he fell down, slamming the ball of energy straight into the stranger. Sudddenly, it exploded!
"You killed him!" I screeched. He was a murder!
"Naw," a voice said. "That wasn't strong enough to kill my pet dog. Though we did agree on no energy strikes, so……. AURA BOLT!!!!"
A blue flash of energy came from the stranger's hands, and smashed into Zell.
"Finish him, Sab!" Irvine yelled.
'Sab' just nodded.
When the dust, yes, dust, settled, Zell was still standing, with his arms crossed over his chest. 'Sab', was nowhere in sight.
"Ha…. Blocked it, y- AHH"
At that moment, Sab decided to land, drop kicking Zell's head.
Zell crumpled to the floor. "But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today, I want to stay home and bake cookies with yuuuu!"
And then he straightened up, bowed, and walked over to us, his friend in toe (sp?).
"And that's the tiger break. Now, who are these fine young ladies. Oh, by the by, I'm Sabin, Zell's trainer!"( I've got one more FF6 reference left in me, bwahaha).
"Hi Sab, these are Quisty, Xu, and Fujin. They are the contest winners! They get to live with us for two whole weeks! We're just trying to round up everybody for an early breakfast."
"Okay, listen," I said. "Stop acting like it is normal to be up and around at this horrible hour! You should all be sleeping!"
"But then how could we have time to train?" Zell asked.
"uh! You guys are obsessed!"
"So?"
"Never mind!"
"Common guys, lets get Seifie and Cyan (Heetaheetahee!)!
Our small parade went into another room, and more music became louder. We opened a door, and a shirtless Seifer was dancing with someone. Then we realized they weren't dancing, they were trying to dismember each other with sharp and pointy objects!
"Seifer's….. really hot." Fujin whispered.
"Totally. I think he likes you." I whispered back.
"Why?"
"Listen."
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say, "oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
It feels good
When you know you're sown
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch this
I told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
U can't touch this
Look in my eyes, man
U can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
U can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch
Yo! I told you
U can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
U can't touch this
Yo, sound the bells, school is in, sucker
U can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit
That's the word, because you know
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Break it down
Stop. . . Hammer time
Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump
Yeah, U can't touch this
Look man, U can't touch this
You better get hyped
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Yeah, U can't touch this
I told you, U can't touch this
Too hype, can't touch this
Yo, we outta here, can't touch this
At the end of the blade dance, Seifer ran up to Fujin, struck a pose and said
"you can touch this!" and ran back.
"Aww, how sweet, our little Seifer has a cwush!"
"Common Cyan, finish him!
"Right away, madam Selphie." Cyan said, in a weird accented voice.
"Ladies, please look away." We did as told.
"BACK BLADE!!!!!!!!!!!"
We heard several clashes, and then silence. When we looked, Seifer was barely standing, with a bunch of small cuts on his body.
" Seifer!" Fujin cried as she ran over to his body.
"I'm fine. We'll take care of it after breakfast. Join us, Cyan?"
"I am afraid not, young master. Sabin and I must take our leave. Come along, son." The 2 left without a word.
'Freaky." Xu said.
"Yeah."
Common, let's go get Squall. Then we can eat."
We went to yet another room.
Sorry, guys, I need to make another chapter. This one too long.