Chapter 8
:: We zoom in on group one, they are in the new room they discovered, where Nicole is sitting on Shane's lap making faces at Amber::
Amber: "Nicole, stop it!"
Nicole: "Why, scaring you?"
Amber: "Ye…NO!!! I'm not scared of you!"
Nicole: "Sure."
Amber: "I'm not."
Nicole: "Ok."
Amber: "I'm not!!!"
Nicole: "Just keep telling yourself that."
Amber: "I'm not!"
RVD: "Dude, give it up. This dudette wins every argument she has dude."
Author: (RVD: I'm about two 'Dudes' away from you losing your right to say dude anymore.)
RVD: "Not cool. Sorry."
Author: (You're forgiven. Anyways…)
*Nicole stops arguing with Amber and starts kissing Shane.*
Amber: *whispers* "I'm not scared."
Nicole: "Ok Amber, do you want me to do a spinarooni on yo' ass?"
Rock: "The Rock says shut up with the damn spinarooni!"
Nicole: "No."
Rock: "Yes."
Nicole: "No."
Rock: "Yes."
Nicole: "No."
Shane: "Rock, man give it up. My baby never loses." *He kisses her.*
Rock: "Will you two stop swapping spit and follow the Rock while he searches this old, dirty, room that smells like the Rock's grandmother's dirty bedroom!"
RVD: "Dude, ew."
Amber: "He said 'dude'."
Author: (Yeah but I would've said it too.)
*They all get up and follow the Rock into the room.*
Nicole walks and looks around. She turns around and runs into a wall. "Ow."
The wall opens to reveal a long hallway. They walk down it until they hear… "Bunnies!!!"
Shane: "Shan?"
Michelle: "Help me! He's lost his mind!"
Nicole: "Michelle?"
Michelle: "Nicole."
Nicole: "Michelle."
*They continue calling each other until they find each other.*
Rock: "What in the blue hell happened to the shrimp's hair?"
Shannon: "Pretty bunnies. Pink, pretty bunnies."
Michelle: "Booker and Matt taught him how to wash his hair and he used pink hair dye."
Rock: "Sounds like something Rainbow Brite might do."
Shannon: "Are we still in Candyland, pretty lady?"
Michelle: "Ok, let's get him back to our group."
*They all go to look for group two.*
::Meanwhile in group two::
Kayla: "Um… guys, where did Shannon and Michelle go?"
Matt: "Um… well they were on the bench and then… they fell!!!"
Booker: *mumbles* "Stupid suckas. Let's go look for them!"
*They all walk over the bench and in to the next room.*
Kayla: "See anything suspicious?"
Matt: "Um Kay, we aren't detectives."
Kayla: "But technically, this is a missing persons case."
Matt: "Good point."
Booker: *Rolls and eyes and walks away.* "Crazy s.o.b.'s."
They continue walking until they hear…
"Pretty bunnies!!!"
"Cool."
"Jabronies."
Matt: "Shannon, Rob, Rock?"
"Crazy ass, pink haired guy."
Kayla: "Michelle?"
Michelle and Nicole: "Kayla? Matt?"
They all continue walking until they run into each other. (Literally.)
Nicole: "Ow."
Michelle: "Ow."
Kayla: "Ow."
Amber: "Ow."
Kayla, Michelle, and Nicole: "Shut up!"
Amber: *Whines and pouts.*
RVD: "Dudes, we're missing some cool people."
Author: (Rob…)
RVD: "Sorry."
Matt: "He's right let's go find them."
:: Group three::
Nickie and Brianne are in yet another fight and the guys are just watching.
Austin: "This is good, anyone want a beer."
Jericho: "Sure."
Jeff: "Why not."
*They sit and watch the fight.* (Basically Nickie ripping Brianne apart.)
Jericho: *Looking at Nickie's butt.* "I could watch this all night."
Jeff: "I better have heard you wrong, Jericho."
Jericho: "I wouldn't be surprised, after all those shots to the head you took."
Kurt: "He's got a point."
Austin: "Damnit, I almost forgot he was here."
Kurt: *Pouts* "Stone Cold, your not happy I'm here?"
Austin: "What?"
Author: (Not again. If you keep doing that I'll just poof you away.)
Austin: "Fine."
Nickie: *Slams Brianne's head one more time and gets up.* "There we go, all done."
Jericho: *smiles sweetly* "Good job."
Nickie: "Riiight."
Jeff: *Notices Jericho staring at Nickie* "Why don't we go find the others."
Austin: "Sure I got nothing better to do." *He throws his half full can of beer over his shoulder and it pours on Brianne and hits her in the head.*
Nickie: "Nice shot."
Jeff: "Ok, let's go."
*They all leave the room, with Brianne crawling behind.*
Brianne: "Guys don't leave me!"
Nickie: "Oh fine. Kurt or Jericho, pick up the big baby."
Kurt: "Nope, your Olympic hero can't do it. Have Jericho."
Jericho: "Oh no, you'll never catch the King of the World picking up any little crybaby, especially after she had beer thrown all over her."
Nickie: "But I thought you liked the dirty ones."
Jericho: "HaHa, I guess I do if I like you." *Realizes what he said and slaps his hand over his mouth."
Nickie and Jeff: "What?"
Brianne: "Now it works, Jeff can be with me and Nickie can go with Jericho."
Nickie and Jeff: "Hell no!"
Austin: "What?"
Author: (Four.)
*They all keep arguing, until they turn a corner and see ten people walking towards them.*
Nickie: "Michelle, Kayla, Nicole! Thank you god!"
*The girls all hug.*
Nickie: *Looks at Shannon confused.* "Shan?"
Michelle: "Long Story."
RVD: "Cool."
Kurt: "Cool what?"
Rock, RVD, Michelle, Matt, Shane, Kayla, Nicole, Amber, and Booker: "Kurt?"
Kurt: "Yeah, yeah, I popped up. Old news, now I wanna know why you said cool! Being stuck in here isn't cool."
RVD: "Dude, chill. Cool= Hot chicks."
Michelle, Kayla, Nicole, Nickie, Amber, and Brianne turn around: *They smile.* "Who?"
RVD: "Dude, not you two." *Points to Brianne and Amber.* They cry and hug each other.
Everyone else laughs and walks away. Shannon is walking down the hall, occasionally, walking into walls. He walks into one part and the wall opens up. It pulls him in and he grabs onto Michelle. She pulls onto Nicole who pulls onto Shane. Shane grabs onto Kayla who grabs onto Matt. Matt goes to grab Jeff but instead grabs Amber. Amber grabs onto Brianne. Brianne goes to grab Jeff but gets Kurt. Kurt grabs Booker and yells: "Mommy!" Booker grabs Stone Cold who grabs the Rock. The Rock grabs RVD who grabs Jeff. Jeff goes to grab Nickie but misses. The opening closes, leaving Nickie and Jericho.
Jericho: "Yes!"
Nickie: "No! Author please."
Author: (Fine, ruin my fun.)
The hole opens back up and Nickie jumps in.
Jericho: "Wait for me!" *He jumps in.*
:: OK! What will happen next? Hm… with this story you never have a clue. Where is everyone now! Will Jericho ever get Nickie?
Nickie: *From a distance* "NEVER!"
Jericho: "You know you want me! Don't deny it."
Jeff: "Oh you assclown, it's time for you to experience Jeffervesence!!!"
Anyway, see what happens next chapter::
Author: (Yeah… AAAHHH *falls into the opening in the wall* No, I don't wanna be stuck with the psychos!!!)
