Chapter 10
::Group one sitting around in an abandoned room::
Austin: "BOORRIINNGG!!!"
Rock: "He's got a point. Where's the Rock's guitar?"
Shane: *Sees Rock's guitar and quickly hides it.*
Rock: "What was that jabroni?"
Shane: "Nothing."
Nicole: "Yeah and don't you call me baby a jabroni again!"
Rock: "I will… wait nevermind. I'm not arguing with you again."
Shane: "Finally learn you'll lose?"
Rock: "No I'm just not in the mood."
Shane and Nicole: "Right, sure."
Rock: "It's tru…. Wait, the Rock's not gonna fall for this again."
Shane: *coughs* "Rock's a jabroni."
Rock: "The Rock is not a jabroni!"
Nicole: "Is too!"
Rock: "Is not!"
Nicole: "Is too! Is too!"
Rock: "Is not, is… Damn! Why'd I get stuck with her again?"
Author: (Cuz it's funny.)
Rock: "Jabroni."
Author: (What was that? Do you wanna be poofed?)
Rock: "Please, please poof the Rock!"
RVD: "Poof, poof!!! Dude!"
Author: (RVD warning: I will take that word away! Regardless of whether or not you have a cute butt. And Rock, if you want to leave, it's not fun to poof you.)
Rock: "Damn!"
Nicole: "Hey author you know what we need?"
Author: (What's that?)
Nicole: "A TV!!!"
Author: (Why not. :: Poof:: A TV appears.)
Nicole and Shane: "Thanks."
RVD: "Cool!"
Austin: "What?"
RVD: "Dude."
Author: (RVD and Stone Cold. Next time I hear those words again, you two will be stuck with Amber and Brianne for eternity. *Laughs evil laugh.*)
The groan and go watch TV with the others.
:: Group two::
*We see Nickie running and Jericho following her.*
Nickie: "Damnit you pervert, go away!"
Jericho: Give up the act, you know you want me."
Nickie: "Dude, no."
Jeff: "Jericho, I swear you better sit down and leave my babygirl alone or there will be hell to pay!"
Jericho: "You threatening me?"
Jeff: "Don't need to. You saw what she did to Brianne."
Jericho: "Yeah whatever."
Booker: "Suckas, we need something to do."
Kurt: "How about a milk-chugging contest?"
*They all look at Kurt funny.*
Kurt: "What?"
Booker: "Olympic freak."
Nickie: "I second that."
Jeff: "I third that."
Jericho: "You what?"
Jeff: "And you say I have the hearing problem."
Author: (Okay dude, I'm bored. Stupid me put the funny people in the other groups.)
Jericho, Kurt, Booker: "Hey!"
Jeff and Nickie: "You better not be talking about us."
Author: (I meant… like Stone Cold and the Rock and RVD.)
Nickie: "Well it was your stupid idea to put me with Jericho. Not funny enough for you?"
Author: (Sooorrry. Chill out. I have an idea.)
*Another poof and out of the smoke cloud comes… (pause for drumroll effect)… Christian?*
Nickie: "No not two annoying Canadians?"
Author: (Hey you asked for something more exciting. Either him or you work with what you've got.)
Nickie: "Fine, just get rid of him!" *Whines.*
Christian: "What? Why would you…"
*Poof! He's gone!*
Jericho: "Hey, my only friend."
Nickie: *Laughs.*
Kurt: "Okay I have an idea."
Jeff: "Oh yay!"
Kurt: "Very funny."
Nickie: "Kurt if it involves milk, I don't want to hear it."
Kurt: "It doesn't."
Booker: "Just let the sucka talk. We can't possibly be more bored than we are now."
Kurt: "Thank you, I think. Ok, how about we play a game?"
Nickie: "Oh god like what? Spin the milk bottle?"
Jericho, Jeff, and Booker: *Laugh.*
Kurt: *Ignores them.* "Actually truth or dare."
Jericho: "The assclown actually had a good idea."
Booker: "Good job sucka!"
Jeff: "Wait Jericho can't play. All he want's is Nicole and Nickie."
Jericho: "Exactly."
Author: (Ok, I guess you can play.)
Nickie: "But I'm the only girl."
Author: (Go find everyone.)
Nickie: "Fine but I get to add more players to the game."
Author: (Fair enough.)
Nickie: "Ok, how about… Edge, Rey Mysterio, Billy Kidman, HHH, Shawn Michaels… and um…"
Jericho: "Christian, please."
Nickie: "Eh, why not."
*Poof they all appear and then group goes to find everyone else.*
:: Group three::
Amber: *Whining* "I want Shane."
Brianne: *Whining* "I want Jeff."
Matt, Kayla, and Michelle: "Shut up!"
Shannon: "Pretty bunnies."
Michelle: "Ok, I've had enough of this." *Walks over to Shannon and kisses him.*
Shannon: "Michelle, hey what's up? Where are we?"
Michelle: "He's back. Oh god Shanny I missed you!"
Shannon: "Where'd I go?" *Confused*
Matt: "Hey look, I found some hair… stuff."
Michelle: *Walks over to Matt* "What?"
Matt: *Whispers* "This removes the pink hair dye. Shan never has to know."
Michelle: *Nods and goes over to Shannon* "Shan look I want you to try this cool shampoo."
Shannon nods and lets Michelle do his hair. It goes back to normal and Michelle lets out a sigh of relief.
Author: (Ok, now that that's settled, go find everyone. They want to play truth or dare.)
Matt, Kayla, Michelle and Shannon: "Whatever."
Brianne and Amber: "Yes our chance to get the guys!"
*They all go to a big room where everyone already is.*
Now it's: Matt, Kayla, Shannon, Michelle, Amber, Brianne, the Rock, Stone Cold, Booker, Kurt, Shane, Nicole, RVD, Jericho, Jeff, Nickie, Edge, Rey Mysterio, Christian, HHH, Shawn Michaels and Billy Kidman.
Author: (Ok let's get started!)
:: Oh god, what's gonna happen in truth or dare? Will Jericho get Nicole or Nickie?
Nicole and Nickie: "Hell No!!!!"
Jericho: "I will, just wait!!!"
Will Amber and Brianne get Jeff and Shane?
Jeff and Shane: "No way in hell!!!"
Brianne and Amber: *giggle and smile evilly*
And will the madness ever end?
Everyone: "No!!!" ::
