Chapter 14

::Everyone is back into groups again. Let's see what's happening in group one.::

Nicole: "Ok, we're looking for a key, right?"

Author: (Yup.)

RVD: "Cool."

Shane: "Rob, honestly what is it with you and that word?"

RVD: "It's a cool word, dude."

Author: "RVD…"

RVD: "Sorry."

Shane: "Well it's annoying, stop it."

RVD: "And if I don't?"

*They get into each other's faces.*

Shane: "If you don't then I'll just have to…"

Nicole: *Gets in between them* "Guys chill out, NOW! Man, your worse then girls."

Shane: "Excuse me?"

Nicole: "You heard me."

RVD: "Yeah you heard her."

Shane: "She said it to you too."

RVD: "Cool. Wait, what?"

Nicole: "Guys stop it! Why do you have to keep arguing?"

Author: (Yeah geez.)

Shane: "Nicole, because he's trying to take you from me."

RVD: "Cool."

Shane: "No not cool!"

Author: (Okay, before they start bitch-slapping each other, Nicole pick one.)

Nicole: "Pick one?"

Author: (Yeah.)

Nicole: "But, but…"

Author: (Fine if you can't decide…)

Shane: "Wait, why can't you decide? I'm your boyfriend. Super Nicole and Hurricane, remember?"

Nicole: "Yeah, but…"

Shane: "But what?"

Nicole: "He's got a cute butt."

Author: (I have to agree.)

RVD: "Cool."

Shane: "Wassupwitdat?"

RVD: "Don't feel bad man, it's just a gift."

Shane: "Fine, RVD I challenge you to a hardcore match right here, right now. And the winner gets Nicole."

RVD: "Dude, be prepared to lose. Cuz' RVD *Does thumb thing* is gonna beat you and get the hott dudette right there." *Points to Nicole, who smiles.*

Shane: "Be prepared to feel my Hurripowers, bitch!"

Author: (Right, this should be interesting.)

::Meanwhile in group two…::

*Everyone's just sitting around being bored.*

Michelle: "Man I'm bored."

Matt: "Me too."

Kayla and Shannon: "Yeah, whatever."

Michelle: "What's wrong with you guys?"

Shannon: *Imitating Michelle* "Well I kinda used to like him, Hehehe…" *Giggles and smiles.*

Kayla: *Imitating Matt* "Really that's so cool! Hehehe!" *Smiles and laughs.*

Matt: "Guys, it was just a game and she had to tell the truth."

Kayla: "Yeah and then you guys HAD to be a giggly and 'Hehehe', huh?"

Author: (Ok, and while they argue like five year olds…)

::Group three…::

Rock: "Why in the blue hell is the Rock in this group?"

Booker: "Because, sucka, everyone else was taken."

Rock: "Ok, but why is SHE with us?" *Points to Amber*

Amber: "Because I'm afraid of everyone else."

Austin: "What?!"

Author: (Four.)

Austin: "No, she was whispering, I couldn't hear her."

Author: (You can't use that excuse more than once in this story.)

Austin: "I used it already?"

Author: (Yup.)

Austin: "Damn."

Author: (*Notices that everyone looks bored* What's wrong with you guys, you need to look for the key!)

Rock: "The Rock's not worried about no damn key, the Rock wants pie, baby. But all the good-looking mami's are in the other groups."

Amber: "What about me Rock, I'm right here."

Rock: "I rest my case."

Amber: "What's so damn amazing about them?"

Rock: "Well, first there's Kayla. She's the hot little Spanish one! Ooh, ooh, ooh!!!"

Booker: "Then there's Michelle, and the little sucka Shannon gets her."

Author: (Technically, right now, Michelle's 'conflicted on who she's got'.)

Rock: "Yeah whatever. Then there's Nicole, that sexy little mami."

Amber: "Yeah, but all she does is argue with you."

Rock: "Yeah but she's hott when she does it."

Booker: "Oh yeah. And then there's…"

Austin: "Nickie, Stone Cold's favorite."

Author: (You're not alone.)

Rock: "Yeah, she's one hott mami, too."

Booker: "You're telling me."

Austin: "Yeah those fights are something to see."

Amber: "Why does everyone like them and not me?" *Whines*

Author: (Do we even need to answer that? Nevermind, guys go and look for the key, you'll probably be the only group who actually looks.)

Austin: "What?"

Author: (Three.)

Austin: "What?"

Author: (Two.)

Austin: "What?"

Author: (One.)

Austin: "What?"

Author: (Zero.)

Austin: "Okay, just wanted to get that out of the way."

Author: (Right, now go look for the key.)

*Everyone looks around.*

Author: (NOW!)

*They all go, quickly.*

::Finally, group four.::

Nickie: "Ok, we're looking for a key, right?"

Jericho: "Yes, genius, a key."

Jeff: "Jericho, stop with the damn insults."

Nickie: "Jeff, chill it's no big deal."

Jeff: "Wait, how come he can insult you now? What the hell happened in that closet?"

Brianne: "Don't worry, Jeffy. I'm here for you."

Nickie: "Bitch!" *Punches her*

Jericho: "Junior, don't you trust your girlfriend?"

Jeff: "Of course I do. It's you I don't trust."

Jericho: "Well, maybe she shouldn't trust you. I mean you kissed Brianne."

Jeff: "Don't remind me. I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life."

Nicole: *Still attacking Brianne* "Take that bitch!" *Throws her into a wall, she hits the wall and it opens up.*

Jeff: "Good job, babe."

Nickie: "That's all she seems to be good for."

*They go over to where the wall opened up and look around.*

Jeff: "Do we have any idea what the key looks like?"

Jericho: "Yes junior, we have a picture right here. Ass clown."

Jeff: "Oh you son of a…"

Author: (Language, language. Geez will you guys never learn?)

Nickie: "Hey, look, is this it?" *Picks up a key*

Author: (Unless there are keys just lying around here.)

Nickie: "Funny. Let's go find the others."

:k, well that's all. What will happen with Shane and RVD? Who will win Nicole? Will Brianne ever learn not to mess with Nickie? Will Jeff and Jericho learn to get along? Will anyone ever like Amber? Does Nickie have the right key? Will they ever escape this horrible place? And will RVD ever get to see if the Author's butt is as cute as his? Find out in chapter 15!::