Chapter 1: Let the Terror Begin!
Mwa hahahahahahahaha!!!!! * laughs evilly * this is an evil little fanfic by ME!!!! Meet my two psychopathic friends: Akina and Sakura. Me? My name is Chidori. The biggest psychopath of them all!!!!!
Akina: I'm not so sure about that.
Sakura: About what?
Akina: Being the biggest psychopath.
Sakura: * sweat drop * Who on earth could possibly be any stupider than Chidori?!?
Chidori: Yeah!?!
Akina: ME!!!!!
Chidori and Sakura hit Akina on top of the head.
Akina: OWW!! Stop hitting me!!! I'm calling friend abuse!!!
Sakura: That should shut her up for a minute.
Chidori: Hopefully...
Sakura: Anyway we should bring everyone in shouldn't we?
Chidori: Yeah, I suppose your right. OKAY!!! INTRODUCING THE CAST OF FRUITS BASKET!!!!!
Everyone walks in the room. In everyone I mean Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, Tohru, Hatsuharu, Momiji, and Ayame. Chidori leaps up and attaches herself to Kyo's arm. * poor guy * At the very same time, Akina grabs onto Yuki's arm. * poor guy # 2 * Sakura just rolls her eyes at the two psycho girls as hearts appear in their eyes.
Kyo: GET OFF OF ME!!!
Chidori: Nope! * smiles *
Kyo tries desperately to get Chidori off his arm by swinging his arm around like a monkey! To his dismay, it only made the girl cling tighter.
Yuki: You might as well give up. They've got to let go sooner or later.
Kyo: SHUT UP!!!
Chidori snuggles up to Kyo's arm making his eyes bug out of his head. Chidori: I just LOVE cats!!!! Their so cute and FUZZLELY!!!!!
Kyo: What on EARTH is she TALKING ABOUT!!!???!!! I am NOT CUTE and what the heck is FUZZLELY????
Sakura: It's better to just go along with it. She's easier to put up with that way.
Chidori turns her attention to the rest of the Fruits Basket peoples. * note that she is STILL holding onto Kyo's arm as if her very life depended on it.. * Shigure is laughing his head off at their expense, while Hatsuharu looked mildly amused. Ayame was staring back at Akina as if he was jealous that she was hanging on Yuki and not him, and Momiji was singing HIS song to himself. Unfortunately Chidori KNEW the song and they broke out into a chorus..
Sakura and Akina together: Oh, no. Here it comes..
Chidori and Momiji:
Yu hi no-o yama ni Deru deru Momiji Kearu ya togage ga Konnichiwa
Chidori: NOW IN ENGLISH!!!!! * SMILES *
Chidori and Momiji:
Who's in the forest strolling? The birds and the bees sing Momiji. The frogs in the pond are calling, Momiji, yes, it's true.
Sakura: Will you PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!
Chidori and Akina had finally let go of Kyo and Yuki's arms.
Chidori: Hey, Haru? Why aren't you saying much?
Haru: dunno.
Chidori: Are you feeling all right? Your not sick are you? * this was said with A LOT of concern that was SO not needed *
Haru: I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
Chidori: Well..if your sure your okay then..
Ayame, who looked very much like he had been DIEING to say something this whole time, then interrupted Chidori. To be totally honest, I think that if he hadn't said something when he did, he probably WOULD have exploded.
Ayame: Oh, I'm sure he's fine! Now I took your measurements while I was sitting over there and ... * then again, he could have just been sitting over there all perverted like, taking Chidori's measurements so that he could put her in one of his 'dresses' * you would look FABULUS in this elegant purple ... gown.
Chidori: I.um...don't...
Akina: OMG.. * totally freaks out * This is the first time Chidori has actually been speechless!!!
Shigure: I would be more than happy to try on anything that you make Aya...
Ayame: I have other things just for you to try on Gure.
Chidori: Um.but.and.
Sakura: I'm grossed out now, anyone else?
Kyo: You people are sick. And of 'course she wouldn't wanna try on anything you make Ayame! Your nothing but a pervert!
Chidori: YAEEEEEE!!! Kyo stood up for me!!!!!!! * now back on Kyo's arm *
Sakura notices that Akina is unusually quiet and goes to see what she's doing. She finds Akina with a phone in her hand whispering something.
Akina: Yes, Broughton? Yeah, I know of some people in serious need of. * notices Sakura leaning over her shoulder * . a party! Yep, this is a joke. by the way how do you report friend abuse? Okay, 477-87. OWW!! That hurt Sakura!! I'm SO calling friend abuse!!!
(A/N: P.S- If you don't know what Broughton is, than I'll tell you. It's a place where all the "mentally ailed" peoples go to. Okay? Okay.)
Sakura snatches the phone out of her hand and smashed it on the floor. About 10 minutes later she realized that the phone belonged to HER.
Sakura: * while hitting herself on the head * STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!
Kyo: We already knew that.
Sakura: SHUT UP!!
Kyo: You try'n to start something?!?
Sakura: BRING IT ON!!
All of a sudden a pan flew through the air hitting Kyo in the head knocking him down to the ground.
Haru: That should shut him up. * note that he has gone black from all of the yelling *
Yuki: Good aim.
Haru: * blushes * Thanks Yuki. * goes back to 'white' Haru. *
Tohru: I don't think we should fight. I mean, it isn't polite.
Yuki: Your absolutely right Miss. Honda. * big bright smile *
(A/N: If looks could kill, than Tohru would have been dead by now because the look Akina gave her was COLD. I mean there was DEEP loathing in that stare.)
Meanwhile, Shigure and Ayame have left together. I will not tell you where they went #1. because I myself am afraid of what they are doing, and #2. because this is not an Yaoi fanficy.
Other than those two, Momiji was rummaging through ANYTHING and EVEYTHING he could find in the room. The only problem is that we were in Sakura's room and he had come across her underwear drawer, throwing everything into the floor. Sakura finally noticed this and ran over yelling. The whole thing ended up with Momiji and Sakura both pulling on two separate ends of one of Sakura's frilly bras. * also Momiji had a pair of Sakura's panties hanging on his head! *
While all of this is going on Kyo is laughing his head of because the panties on Momiji's head were leopard print, Yuki was trying his absolute hardest to keep from laughing himself, and it looked like Haru would wet himself if he didn't stop laughing. Tohru got up and decided to help Sakura get her underwear back by hugging Momiji. It was then that Chidori * who by the way had been on the floor laughing until she couldn't breath * remembered the curse and her DEEP, DEEP, DEEP LOVE for cats. She then gave Kyo a big hug, and because he was laughing so hard he didn't get away in time. (A/N: Don't you just feel so sorry for these guys? I know I'm evil! ( ) Kyo turns into a cat and Chidori starts to squeeze the life out of him. It took Haru, Momiji, Yuki, Akina, and Sakura all to get Chidori off of him.
A/N: Hi! Did anyone like my story? I hope so!!! I'm planning on bringing my own ACTUALL cat into the next chapter. I'll call it CHAPTER 2: CAT FIGHT. If anyone wants to see anything happen to anyone than please put it in the reviews! I NEED ideas!!! As you all can probably tell by my writing, my brain don't function right. Besides, it probably don't help any that I got hit in the head in volley ball today. I think it jarred somethin up there. then again I don't know if there was anything in there to begin with, so I don't know. All I know is that I would REALLY appreciate it if you all could go easy on me in the reviews. This is my very first ficcy and I have A LOT of self-confidence issues. Anyway. tell me what you think! ( )
Mwa hahahahahahahaha!!!!! * laughs evilly * this is an evil little fanfic by ME!!!! Meet my two psychopathic friends: Akina and Sakura. Me? My name is Chidori. The biggest psychopath of them all!!!!!
Akina: I'm not so sure about that.
Sakura: About what?
Akina: Being the biggest psychopath.
Sakura: * sweat drop * Who on earth could possibly be any stupider than Chidori?!?
Chidori: Yeah!?!
Akina: ME!!!!!
Chidori and Sakura hit Akina on top of the head.
Akina: OWW!! Stop hitting me!!! I'm calling friend abuse!!!
Sakura: That should shut her up for a minute.
Chidori: Hopefully...
Sakura: Anyway we should bring everyone in shouldn't we?
Chidori: Yeah, I suppose your right. OKAY!!! INTRODUCING THE CAST OF FRUITS BASKET!!!!!
Everyone walks in the room. In everyone I mean Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, Tohru, Hatsuharu, Momiji, and Ayame. Chidori leaps up and attaches herself to Kyo's arm. * poor guy * At the very same time, Akina grabs onto Yuki's arm. * poor guy # 2 * Sakura just rolls her eyes at the two psycho girls as hearts appear in their eyes.
Kyo: GET OFF OF ME!!!
Chidori: Nope! * smiles *
Kyo tries desperately to get Chidori off his arm by swinging his arm around like a monkey! To his dismay, it only made the girl cling tighter.
Yuki: You might as well give up. They've got to let go sooner or later.
Kyo: SHUT UP!!!
Chidori snuggles up to Kyo's arm making his eyes bug out of his head. Chidori: I just LOVE cats!!!! Their so cute and FUZZLELY!!!!!
Kyo: What on EARTH is she TALKING ABOUT!!!???!!! I am NOT CUTE and what the heck is FUZZLELY????
Sakura: It's better to just go along with it. She's easier to put up with that way.
Chidori turns her attention to the rest of the Fruits Basket peoples. * note that she is STILL holding onto Kyo's arm as if her very life depended on it.. * Shigure is laughing his head off at their expense, while Hatsuharu looked mildly amused. Ayame was staring back at Akina as if he was jealous that she was hanging on Yuki and not him, and Momiji was singing HIS song to himself. Unfortunately Chidori KNEW the song and they broke out into a chorus..
Sakura and Akina together: Oh, no. Here it comes..
Chidori and Momiji:
Yu hi no-o yama ni Deru deru Momiji Kearu ya togage ga Konnichiwa
Chidori: NOW IN ENGLISH!!!!! * SMILES *
Chidori and Momiji:
Who's in the forest strolling? The birds and the bees sing Momiji. The frogs in the pond are calling, Momiji, yes, it's true.
Sakura: Will you PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!
Chidori and Akina had finally let go of Kyo and Yuki's arms.
Chidori: Hey, Haru? Why aren't you saying much?
Haru: dunno.
Chidori: Are you feeling all right? Your not sick are you? * this was said with A LOT of concern that was SO not needed *
Haru: I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
Chidori: Well..if your sure your okay then..
Ayame, who looked very much like he had been DIEING to say something this whole time, then interrupted Chidori. To be totally honest, I think that if he hadn't said something when he did, he probably WOULD have exploded.
Ayame: Oh, I'm sure he's fine! Now I took your measurements while I was sitting over there and ... * then again, he could have just been sitting over there all perverted like, taking Chidori's measurements so that he could put her in one of his 'dresses' * you would look FABULUS in this elegant purple ... gown.
Chidori: I.um...don't...
Akina: OMG.. * totally freaks out * This is the first time Chidori has actually been speechless!!!
Shigure: I would be more than happy to try on anything that you make Aya...
Ayame: I have other things just for you to try on Gure.
Chidori: Um.but.and.
Sakura: I'm grossed out now, anyone else?
Kyo: You people are sick. And of 'course she wouldn't wanna try on anything you make Ayame! Your nothing but a pervert!
Chidori: YAEEEEEE!!! Kyo stood up for me!!!!!!! * now back on Kyo's arm *
Sakura notices that Akina is unusually quiet and goes to see what she's doing. She finds Akina with a phone in her hand whispering something.
Akina: Yes, Broughton? Yeah, I know of some people in serious need of. * notices Sakura leaning over her shoulder * . a party! Yep, this is a joke. by the way how do you report friend abuse? Okay, 477-87. OWW!! That hurt Sakura!! I'm SO calling friend abuse!!!
(A/N: P.S- If you don't know what Broughton is, than I'll tell you. It's a place where all the "mentally ailed" peoples go to. Okay? Okay.)
Sakura snatches the phone out of her hand and smashed it on the floor. About 10 minutes later she realized that the phone belonged to HER.
Sakura: * while hitting herself on the head * STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!
Kyo: We already knew that.
Sakura: SHUT UP!!
Kyo: You try'n to start something?!?
Sakura: BRING IT ON!!
All of a sudden a pan flew through the air hitting Kyo in the head knocking him down to the ground.
Haru: That should shut him up. * note that he has gone black from all of the yelling *
Yuki: Good aim.
Haru: * blushes * Thanks Yuki. * goes back to 'white' Haru. *
Tohru: I don't think we should fight. I mean, it isn't polite.
Yuki: Your absolutely right Miss. Honda. * big bright smile *
(A/N: If looks could kill, than Tohru would have been dead by now because the look Akina gave her was COLD. I mean there was DEEP loathing in that stare.)
Meanwhile, Shigure and Ayame have left together. I will not tell you where they went #1. because I myself am afraid of what they are doing, and #2. because this is not an Yaoi fanficy.
Other than those two, Momiji was rummaging through ANYTHING and EVEYTHING he could find in the room. The only problem is that we were in Sakura's room and he had come across her underwear drawer, throwing everything into the floor. Sakura finally noticed this and ran over yelling. The whole thing ended up with Momiji and Sakura both pulling on two separate ends of one of Sakura's frilly bras. * also Momiji had a pair of Sakura's panties hanging on his head! *
While all of this is going on Kyo is laughing his head of because the panties on Momiji's head were leopard print, Yuki was trying his absolute hardest to keep from laughing himself, and it looked like Haru would wet himself if he didn't stop laughing. Tohru got up and decided to help Sakura get her underwear back by hugging Momiji. It was then that Chidori * who by the way had been on the floor laughing until she couldn't breath * remembered the curse and her DEEP, DEEP, DEEP LOVE for cats. She then gave Kyo a big hug, and because he was laughing so hard he didn't get away in time. (A/N: Don't you just feel so sorry for these guys? I know I'm evil! ( ) Kyo turns into a cat and Chidori starts to squeeze the life out of him. It took Haru, Momiji, Yuki, Akina, and Sakura all to get Chidori off of him.
A/N: Hi! Did anyone like my story? I hope so!!! I'm planning on bringing my own ACTUALL cat into the next chapter. I'll call it CHAPTER 2: CAT FIGHT. If anyone wants to see anything happen to anyone than please put it in the reviews! I NEED ideas!!! As you all can probably tell by my writing, my brain don't function right. Besides, it probably don't help any that I got hit in the head in volley ball today. I think it jarred somethin up there. then again I don't know if there was anything in there to begin with, so I don't know. All I know is that I would REALLY appreciate it if you all could go easy on me in the reviews. This is my very first ficcy and I have A LOT of self-confidence issues. Anyway. tell me what you think! ( )