DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN FRUITS BASKET. So you no sue.

( A/N: We have moved the cast over to Chidori's house for the time being so that Sakura could cool down a bit. )

Kyo: God, woman! What on earth is WRONG WITH YOU!?! * now he is in his cat form* * P.S. Chidori is STILL squeezing him *

Chidori: I love cats. I love cats. I love cats. Etc.

Yuki: Um.is she okay?

Akina: You get used to it after a while.

( A/N: Sakura left for the time being 1. because of the embarrassment 2. because she needed to cool down before she REALLY hurt Momiji. )

Kyo: Somebody please help me.

Shigure: * yes, he and Ayame came back * Wow. Kyo must really be desperate if he's actually asking for some one's help.

Kyo: SHUT UP!! What do you know!?! Why don't you and your little lover-boy over there just go back to where ever you came from!

Shigure: * In a whining voice * Your so mean Kyo.

Ayame: Oh, Yuki. Don't you want to know what me and Shigure were up to, little brother?

Yuki: Oh, GOD, NO!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THAT YOU SICK SON OF A..

Tohru: YUKI!!!

Yuki: I'm sorry Honda-san. I guess I got carried away for a minute there. * Then he gave her an apologetic smile *

Akina yet again stared daggers at Tohru.

Momiji: I'm bored. Oooooooh, what's in here.

Momiji then opens the door to Chidori's closet where she had hidden her cat from view so that no one would suspect how much see LOVED cats. It's funny, really. You'd think that she'd know that her obsession with Kyo would be enough evidence.

Chidori: BABY!!! HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET IN THERE?!? * sweatdrops around the room *

( A/N: Chidori's cat's name is Baby.)

Baby: Meaow.

Akina: You put her in there, REMEMBER????

Chidori: Oh, I did? Silly me! * another round of sweatdrops *

The cat looks none too pleased about another cat hogging all of the attention in the room. The cat-form Kyo and Baby commence in a stareing contest. Baby hissed, Kyo did the same. Baby arched her back, so did Kyo. And just when you think that Baby's gonna give up, she starts an all-out assault on Kyo, ending up in one big furball fight. Meanwhile everyone, except Chidori who was unfortunately in the middle of the cat fight, had placed a bet on who they thought would win.

Hatsuharu: I think the cats' gonna win.

Akina: * sweatdrop * Which one? Their BOTH cats.

Hatsuharu: Baby.

Yuki: I'm betting on Baby-san.

Momiji: Yuki, do call EVERTHING a -san? Anyway, I bet on Baby.

Tohru: Oh, I don't know who to bet on!!! Kyo could win, but Baby is SO CUTE!!! But then again, Kyo. No, Baby. No, Kyo. No....

Shigure: I choose Baby.

Ayame: As do I!!! I believe in ANYTHING that 'gure says.

Shigure: As I do you Aya.

And the room goes silent......

Akina: I vote for Chidori.

Everyone: Chidori? * sweatdrops *

Akina: You'll see. * big grin *

The fighting continues until....

Chidori: * very slow and evil-like with glowing eyes and fangs bared * I thought I told you two to STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * ends the sentence with a blood curdling yell *

Baby knowing that it not wise to stick around after a yell like that, went to sulk in a corner whilst our dearest Kyo stood frozen. Everyone OTHER than Akina seemed to scoot a little farther away from Chidori as she stared Kyo down.

Chidori: * still has glowing eyes * Here Kitty. NICE kitty. Come here KITTY....

Baby: * thinking * Run, fool, RUN! RUN LIKE A BAT OUT A HELL!!!

Akina: Hey, Chidori. Pizza's here.

Chidori: * now has a bright and shiny face * REALLY!?!?! PIZZA. PIZZA. Pizza. pizza

Chidori ran down the hall and went zooming all around outside, searching for the imaginary pizza.

Haru: There isn't really a pizza, is there?

Akina: Nope. * big smile *

Kyo: I owe you one.

Yuki: Don't you think we should stop her? * looking out the window * She's strip-searching the mailman looking for the pizza.

Akina: Oh, that's okay she does that everyday.

Everyone: REALLY?

Akina: Only on Tuesdays.

Kyo: But you just said 'everyday'!!!

Akina: Snorkelflagen.

Yuki: Pardon?

Akina: POPCORN!!!

Momiji: WOW. She's even sillier than ME!!!

Ayame: I do say, I don't think she right in the mind.

Yuki: Your one to talk.

Chidori suddenly runs in the room grabbing both Kyo and Baby on the way and shoving them both down in her lap after sitting down.

Chidori: The pizza man must have run off with it. Akina are you sure you saw him?

Akina: Saw who?

Chidori: Never mind.

All of a sudden Kyo transforms back whilst still in Chidori's lap. He ended on sitting on top of an unconscious Chidori, a spitting-mad cat beside him.

A/N: SOOOO... Did anyone like my new chapter? Huh, huh? Did ya, Did ya? Note that I wrote this at 12:00 at night. It was just a spur of the moment kinda thing. Oh' well. I will be using the date idea Akina, but I'm putting YOU and Yuki together. I know I'm evil. Please review. Pweaz. * puppy-dog eyes *