Chapter 22

:Ok, they're in groups again, let's start with group one.::

Author: (Duh.)

::Shut up, I can fire you.::

Author: (Sorry.)

::That's what I thought. Anyways…::

Shane: "Why are we together, AGAIN?"

Author: (Cuz I enjoy making you mad. *Laughs evilly.*)

Shane: "Right. Ok, RVD you go that way." *Points in one direction.* "And Nicole, we can go this way." *Points in the opposite direction.*

RVD: "No, dude how about Nicole goes with me?"

Nicole: "Guys we're a group why don't we all go together? Author, I thought I asked for a smart group?"

Shane and RVD: "Hey!"

Author: (So what you're telling me is that out of all these crazy people in this place, there are actually some smart ones? Where? I must've missed them.)

Shane, RVD, and Nicole: "Hey!"

Author: (Hehehe! Now, go look for the key!)

*They all groan and go look.*

Nicole: "Is this it?"

Shane: "No babe, that's a piece of lint."

Nicole: "Oh."

Author: (In the words of Stone Cold, BOOORRIIINNGGG! Next group, PLEASE!)

::Group two::

Author: (Thank you.)

Kurt: *Whining* "Guys I can't look for a key without any milk!"

Shannon: "Can you do anything without milk, Kurt?"

Kurt: "No, milk gives me my energy."

Michelle: "Okie dokie."

*They continue looking for a half hour, with Kurt getting weaker and weaker from milk deprivation.*

Author: (Big word! No more!)

Kurt: *Weak and dazed* "Oooh, look at the pretty white milk truck! I want the milk, come here pretty cow, I want milk."

Author: (Is it just me or has this happened already?)

Michelle: "Yeah only I'm not kissing that." *Points to Kurt trying to milk the wall.*

Author: (Why not?)

Michelle: "Because, why don't you kiss him?"

Author: (Uh…Cuz I'm the Author and I'm here and not there. Yeah that's it.)

Michelle: "Right." *Continues looking until Kurt comes over and taps her on the shoulder.*

Kurt: "Excuse me pretty lady, but do you have any milk?"

Michelle: "No Kurt I don't have…" *Stops when Kurt kisses her.*

Shannon: "What the hell?"

Author: (Oh boy, here we go again.)

::Group three::

Matt: "Ok, where could the key be?"

Kayla: "No idea. If you were a key, where would you hide?"

Jericho: "I hate this group already."

Matt: "Why, cuz you want Nickie?"

Jericho: I wouldn't talk junior, you're the one that wants Michelle."

Kayla: "He has a point."

Matt: "Yeah and you want Shannon, so don't talk."

Author: (How about none of you talk, and all of you look for the key?)

Jericho: "Fine, but one question: how did you pick these groups?"

Author: (Well RVD and Shane are fun to see fight over Nicole, Michelle and Shannon are funny to see when they argue and I had to throw Kurt in there, because of milk deprivation. *Laughs*)

Matt: "What?"

Author: (Nevermind. This group is funny, because Jericho I wanted to see how you would react to finally being without Nickie. I decided to give Nickie and break from you and Rock a chance to finally get some pie.)

Kayla: "Yeah like that's gonna happen."

Author: (Probably not, but it's fun to see him beg. And I decided to torture Austin and Booker with Amber and Brianne. Clear up your questions?)

Jericho: "I guess."

Matt: "I found the key!" *They all get happy.* "Wait, no I didn't." *Sad.* "Yes," *Happy.* "No." *Sad.*

Author: (Stop it and show me the damn key! *Shows it.* That's not a key brainiac, that's a piece of… *Looks closely* Bone?)

Kayla: "Ew, ew, ew! I don't wanna be here!" *Whines.*

Jericho: "Wait why is a piece of bone shaped like a key?"

Matt: "Do you even wanna think about that?"

Jericho: "Not really."

Author: (Anyway, keep looking.)

Kayla: "But I don't want to! Who knows what we might find?"

Author: (Exactly! That's where the fun is! Now look!)

Matt: "Ok, guys let's look so we can get out of here."

Jericho: "And I can find the key and impress Nickie!"

Matt: "What was that?"

Jericho: "Nothing."

*They go back to looking.*

::Group four::

Rock: "Jabronies, where's the damn key?"

Jeff: "Rock, if we knew we wouldn't be sitting here talking to a candy ass like you."

Rock: "Ok. Wait, tell the Rock he didn't just hear what he thinks he just heard."

Nickie: "That depends on what you think you heard. If you think you heard what he said, then you did hear it. Otherwise, you didn't hear it correctly."

Rock: *Scratches head* "What in the blue hell did you just say?"

Nickie: "I'm not repeating that, cuz well… I don't want to."

Rock: "No, you don't know what you said!"

Nickie: "Do too!"

Rock: "Do not!"

Nickie: "Do too!"

Rock: "Do not!"

Nickie: "Do too!"

Rock: "Do not!"

Jeff: "Guys stop it! Geez, like little kids!"

Nickie: "Ok, well then if I'm a little kid, then I don't know how to kiss you, sorry. Maybe I'll go have Chris teach me!"

Rock: "Oooh, ooh, ooh, let the Rock teach you!"

Author: (Oh boy, man am I saying that enough today. Well I'm tired of listening to these soap operas. Group five time. Oh my god, I'm actually looking forward to Austin, Booker and the crybaby stalkers. I really am losing it.)

::Group five::

Brianne and Amber: *Crying*

Author: (What's their problem now?)

Austin: "Booker wouldn't show them how to do a spin-a-rooni, and we wouldn't let them give us pie."

Author: (Is that all guys think about, pie?)

Booker and Austin: "Mainly."

Author: (Ok, just checking.)

Amber: "Mean guys! I want Shane!"

Brianne: "And I want Jeff!"

Author: (Back to that? Just shoot me now!)

Austin: "What?"

Author: (Go ahead say it, anything to drown them out!)

Austin: "What, what, what, what?"

Author: (Ok, not good enough, I can't deal with this. I'm out of here! Later!)

Booker: "No! Sucka, don't leave!"

Austin: "What? Come back, cuz Stone Cold Steve Austin said so!"

Author: (…)

::Well, our Author left us. We either have to get her back or find someone new! What else can possibly happen in this story? Unfortunately we never know. Check back later, if you're that bored, to see what happens next chap in Drawing A Blank.::

:Ok, I'm gone too.::

Amber and Brianne: "Come here Stone Cold, come here Booker! We swear our pie is good!"

Austin and Booker: "Aaaahhhhh!!!"