DISCLAIMER: I've said it once, I'll say it again * even though I don't
wanna * I DON'T NOR WILL I EVER OWN FRUITS BASKET. Although I DO own all 4
English DVD's. I LOVE THE LAST ONE MAN! IT MADE ME CRY!
Ok, MORE THANK YOU'S:
WiTcHgIrL1: Thanks again! You review yet ANOTHER of my completely insane chapters! Sorry for getting a bit sappy on the last chapter. But I'm back in my fully stupid action! Anyway. It really does mean a lot to me that you are still reading this. Really, it does. My best friend still hasn't seen like, what, the last 3 chapters. And that's pretty bad seeing as how there are only 5. AND she's IN the fanfic! So, I don't know. Anyway, you said your friend dressed up as Ritsu for Halloween? That's awesome! Haha. Is your friend a boy or a girl? I guess if your friend is a boy than the whole costume would be complete, huh? I wanted to dress as Kyo. But Kyo wears normal clothes, so what's the point? No one would know. Not like Ritsu's costume. I wonder why I never thought of that? Maybe because I'm a girl? O'well. Thanks for reading! YOU ROCK!
Well. That's all the thank you's for right now. The last thing I gots to say is that I've posted another story. It's a one-shot kinda thing. My friend Akina ( yes, the all around stupid one ) had this REALLY INSANE dream where me, her, and our friend Toki go out on dates with guys from the Sohma family. Thing is, she didn't give me Kyo, so I'm gonna have to kill her for that but anyway, just thought I'd tell everyone just in case someone might ACTUALLY want to read it. If ya do. It's called Sohma Dates. Anyway, ONWARD WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 5 I'M RUNNING OUT OF CHAPTER TITLES
~Chidori and Kyo~
Chidori and Kyo were currently having a little argument on the way to the dojo.
Chidori: Can I call you Kitty-Kyo?
Kyo: No.
Chidori: How about Kutsy-Kyo?
Kyo: NO.
Chidori: * says with evil grin * How about Thunder Kat-Kyo?
Kyo: What the?!?!?
Chidori: Don't worry! I was kidding.
Kyo: You better have been. AND YOU BETTER NOT CALL ME ANY OF THOSE NAMES IN HERE! * he yelled as they walked up to the dojo *
Chidori: Yes, sir! * said all-army like * Komander-Kyo! * smiles *
Kyo glares at her.
Chidori: Sorry!
Kyo took her by the hand and lead her inside. Inside was just how Chidori had always dreamed it to be. There were hot guys to spare in there! 'damn' Chidori thought to herself as she checked out the 'scenery'. Chidori was thinking to herself 'WHY DID I NOT COME HERE SOONER?' But then she was pulled off to the side by Kyo, 'Oh yeah, that's right. Because I was too busy hangin out the hottest one of them all!' She added to herself 'I have been hangin around Shigure WAY too long!' She mentally scolded herself.
Kyo: So? You want to learn some fighting moves? Okay then. Let's see if you can keep up. * he said this while stretching *
Chidori: * got the hint and started stretching as well * Sounds fun!
Kyo: * thinking * How childish can you get * his smile betrayed his thoughts *
Chidori: I'm not very strong, so go easy on me, okay? * smiles *
Kyo: Not makin any promises. * rare smiles *
With that Kyo ran right at Chidori, fist in the air, ready to send a mind- blowing punch, but then stopped an inch away from her nose. 'Why didn't she try to dodge it?' He thought.
Kyo: Hey? What's wrong. I know that even you could've dodged that punch!
Chidori: Well. You kinda caught me off-guard. Besides, I knew I could trust you not to hurt me. I knew you wouldn't punch me.
No one had ever told Kyo that they trusted him before. And he could've easily sent Chidori to the hospital with that punch! But she had trusted him enough to just stand there.
Chidori: HELLO? Anyone home? Kyo? You've been standing there for about 10 minutes. HELLO?
Kyo snapped back to reality to find Chidori waving a bologna sandwich in his face.
Kyo: Oh, sorry. Are you going to eat that or are you just gonna keep waving it around?!?
Chidori: Oh! You can have if you want. I made if for you. I thought you might get hungry so I packed a snack.
Kyo: When did you have time to do that?!?
Chidori: You know what, I don't really know.
Kyo sweatdroped.
~Akina and Haru~
They are walking around in a night club somewhere.
Akina: Haru?
Haru: Yeah?
Akina: How on earth did we end up here?
Haru: I have no idea. ( author sweatdrop ) But while we're here, do you want to dance?
Akina: Thought you'd never ask!
------- After a few dances -------
Akina: Hey, Haru. We should be getting back now.
Haru: *looking at his watch * Yeah, you're right.
Akina: WOW! I AM? COOL! I'M NEVER RIGHT!!!
Haru just grabbed her hand and found the door.
Akina: Brrrr, it's cold out here.
Haru: Yeah, I know.
Akina: Better get home in time for mid-night! Haha
They both laughed at their inability to use directions.
Haru: Yeah, if we don't Shigure will come up with some perverted ideas about us.
Akina hadn't thought about that. But thinking only made her brain hurt so she forgot about it in 2 seconds flat. A new record, I think.
Akina: Why don't we use my phone-telly?!? * she said, holding up her cell phone *
Haru: Don't you mean cell phone?
Akina: What's the number billy-bob? * obviously that 2 seconds of thinking was enough to short-out her brain *
Haru took the phone away from her.
Haru: I think that you should rest for a while. You must have a fever or something.
With that Akina laid down on the sidewalk to take a nap. Haru sweatdropped.
~Yuki and Tohru~
They both had made it back to Chidori's house.
Tohru: That was a lot of fun Yuki! Thank you for going with me.
Yuki: It was my pleasure Honda-san.
Tohru: I wonder if anyone is back yet.
Yuki: I hope that my brother is gone.
Tohru: Let's go see! * she dragged Yuki into the house *
Inside Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori were sitting in the living room. Hatori looked a bit worried, and Shigure and Ayame were laughing. Hatori looked a little relieved when they walked in.
Hatori: Where have you two been? It's 12:00 at night. And these two have been putting BAD mental pictures in my head.
Shigure: * stifling a laugh * Yes, where HAVE you been? You haven't been doing anything 'naughty', HAVE YOU? * laughs *
Ayame: Oh, to think! My little brother is now a MAN!
Yuki: You two are SICK! Me and Honda-san only went to the park!
Tohru: I didn't know it had gotten so late! We must have lost track of time!
Hatori: I told you two that they were more responsible than that.
Shigure: Oh! You two are no fun! Oh well, We still have two other couples to be worried about!
Ayame: Yes! Especially if Hatsuharu's gone black again!
Shigure: And what about Kyo? What if 'Kitty' gets a little TOO excited?
And they both laughed as Tohru freaked out and Yuki and Hatori were left disgusted.
Yuki: * whispers to Hatori * I think they actually WANT one of them to do that!
Hatori: * whispers back * No. I know them better than that unfortunately. This is just their strange way of coping with worrying. They are actually afraid that they HAVE done that.
Yuki: Really?
Inside of Shigure's head: I hope that they haven't really done anything. Their two young!
Inside of Ayame's head: Their not ready for that! Oh! Why did we EVER suggest that they go out!
~ Haru and Akina ~
Akina's brain is back from it's time-out session.
Akina: Hey! I think I know where we are!
Haru: Really? Akina, your amazing.
Akina: * blush * Well, I don't know exactly where we are, but I know that we passed this place right after we left Chidori's house. Why don't we ask directions? It's already 12:30!
Haru: Okay. Wait here. I'll go in here and ask. Be right back.
Akina: Okay! * smiles *
While Haru is inside the gas station asking directions, some guys walk up to Akina.
Guy 1: Hey Baby. Wanna come have some fun?
Guy 2: Yeah, we can party all night long!
Guy 3: Yeah, we know how to really have fun!
Haru turns to go back to see the guys pestering Akina. He turns into Dum, Dum, DUM! "Black Haru!"
Black Haru: Hey, you leave my girl alone, or you'll regret it!
Guy 3: LET'S GET OUTA HERE!
The guys retreat.
Black Haru: That's right! Run away ya little PANSEYS!
Akina: * latches herself to Haru's arm * Thank you SO MUCH!!!
Haru: * goes back to white Haru * No problem. I guess it just made me really mad. I had to do something.
And they walked for about 2 minutes and got to Chidori's house. They sweat dropped.
Akina: You mean we were THIS close to Chidori's house the whole time!?!
Haru: Looks that way.
They walked into the house. By that time it was 12:48 AM. Again they walked into find a worried looking Hatori, and Shigure and Ayame were mildly snickering. But they also found a worried Yuki and Tohru as well.
Tohru: OH! Your back we were SO WORRIED!
Yuki: Please tell me that you two didn't do anything?
Haru: Of 'course we did. What did you expect?
Everyone including Ayame and Shigure got quiet.
Haru: I went 'black' at one point and....
Shigure: You didn't! * He sounded honestly worried *
Haru: Do what? I mean we went out dancing and to a movie and some guys started hitting on Akina, so I got mad and went 'black'. What did you think we had done?
Akina: Yeah!?!
Shigure whispered in their ears.
Akina: YOU THOUGHT WE DID THAT!!!!!!
Haru: You guys should know us better than that!
Yuki: Well, Haru. When you go 'black' your not exactly on your best behavior!
Hatori: Now, all we have to worry about is Kyo and Chidori.
Ayame and Shigure had stopped laughing all together this time. Kyo was hot tempered, but not inconsiderate. They should have been back by now. They had originally thought that Kyo and Chidori would probably be the first to come back. Seeing as how Kyo would probably get mad and storm back off to the house with Chidori on his heels. Now they were truly worried.
~ Kyo and Chidori ~
They had lost track of time and were still at the dojo. Chidori was getting surprisingly good. Kyo didn't even have to hold back too much when sparring with her. And she had learned a lot of fighting moves in just a short amount of time.
Kyo: You know, your really good at this.
Chidori: Well, I'm only copying what I see you do!
Kyo: True, I AM the best. At least a whole lot better than that damned rat!
Chidori: It's cool that we got this entire room to ourselves!
Kyo: Yeah, well it'd be kinda hard to train if there were a lot of people around.
Chidori: * yawns * I'm getting tired. Do you know what time it is?
Kyo: How the HELL am I supposed to know!?!
Chidori: I was just saying that maybe we should start to head back?
Kyo: Sure, what ever. * turns his back to her * Hey, um, Chidori? You, um, wouldn't want to come back here with me tomorrow, would ya?
Chidori: YEAH! If your willing to teach me to be really good at fighting from now on!
Kyo: * turns back to her with a cocky smile on his face * Sure, just don't think that you'll be as good as me! * laughs a little *
Chidori: I wouldn't DREAM of it! * laughs too *
They walk out into the main room to find it deserted.
Kyo: Wonder where they all went?
Chidori: * looks out the window to see how dark it is * * sweat drops * Looks like we stayed a little later than we thought. * looks up at the clock * OHMYGOD! It's 2:45 in the morning!
Kyo: WHAT!?!?!?
Chidori: We've gotta hurry up and get home! The others must be worried SICK!
They packed up all of their things and raced out the door.
Chidori: Why don't we make this fun? First one to get to the house gets to sleep in my bed tonight. The loser has to sleep on the floor!
Kyo: * competitive smile * Your on!
With that, the two of them raced back to Chidori's house. Kyo would have won, but the thing was, he didn't know the way back, so he kept taking wrong turns. Chidori on the other hand knew exactly where she was going and made it to her front yard first.
Kyo: * panting * You....You planed this out, didn't....didn't you?
Chidori: * also panting * Yep!
They walked up into the house. Once inside, everyone stared. They were still panting and were sweating and looking like they had just run a marathon.
Hatori: What on earth have you two been doing?!? Or dare I ask?
Kyo: * still panting * What was.... what was that supposed....to mean!?!
Chidori: Whatdayamean?
Yuki: You stupid cat! Don't play dumb! How could you!?!
Kyo: HOW COULD I WHAT???!!!???
Tohru and Akina led a VERY tried Chidori into another room to talk and let the boys talk.
Haru: Think about it, Kyo. You come back at 3:00 in the morning panting, and sweating. Now what are we supposed to think?
Inside of Kyo's head: What are they talking about. WAIT A MINUTE! They don't think that we did THAT do they?!?
Kyo: I...I....I..... * Kyo stammered, for once he didn't know what to say *
Shigure: Kyo! How could you! We thought that you were more responsible than that! You two are TOO YOUNG!
Yuki: You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Kyo's head was spinning. He was getting dizzy. All of that running, and then all of this!
Hatori: Now I'm sure that they didn't do that. * turning to Kyo * Please tell me that you didn't do that.
This was too much. Kyo fell over in a dead faint. The guys assumed the worst.
Ayame: I can't believe he did that!
Shigure: Poor Chidori. They're just too young for that!
Yuki: * fuming mad * That stupid cat should learn some restraint!
Haru: Even when I went 'black' me and Akina never did anything like that! * On the verge of going 'black' *
MEANWHILE: The girls were in another room. Tohru and Akina were looking at Chidori.
Chidori: Please don't tell me that the two of you think that we did that!
Akina: * smiles * You know that we don't! We just wanna know what you really did!
Tohru: Yeah! We thought for sure that Kyo was going to come home before any of us! How did you manage to keep him with you?
Chidori: * smiles * Easy. We went to a dojo! He was showing me how to fight! But we lost track of time, and by the time we realized it, it was already 2:30 in the morning! So we packed up and left. Then I suggested a race. I said that the winner could sleep in my bed tonight and the loser would have to sleep on the floor. I won because he didn't know the way back. Hahaha. Let's go see what the guys are up to.
Akina and Tohru: OKAY!
BACK TO THE GUYS:
Hatori: * he sighed * Well, I'd better go check on Chidori, see if everything is all right. I hope that he didn't go as far as to hurt her.
Suddenly they hear laughing coming from the other room. Then the girls came back into the room.
Chidori: * stops laughing when she sees Kyo on the floor * What happened to KYO?!? * she ran to his side *
Hatori: Chidori, you aren't hurt are you?
Chidori: * Surely Kyo told them what REALLY happened * No! He was real easy on me! (A/N: Of 'course that sounded really wrong to the guys, seeing as how they still thought that they had, well, you know.)
Yuki: At least he was considerate.
Chidori: Yeah! We're going to meet at the same place tomorrow so that he can teach me some more moves! * big smile * (A/N: Think of how that must have sounded to the guys.)
Shigure: * he bent down to look Chidori in the eyes * Don't you think that your two young for this?
Chidori: I'm the same age as Kyo. * she looked like she didn't get it *
Akina: Don't you guys think that it's nice of Kyo to teach her? * smiles *
The guys sweat drop and look mortified.
Tohru: Yeah! I think it's cute! * turns to Yuki * Yuki? Will you teach me?
All the guys stare at her in disbelief.
Yuki: Honda-san! I...um... I.....
Chidori: Why do you act like teaching us to fight is wrong!?!
Guys: FIGHT?!?
Akina: What did you think we ment, didn't Kyo tell you?
Hatori: He passed out before he could say anything.
Tohru: * to Yuki who be the way had turned chalk white * So you thought that I wanted you to.....?!?
Then all three girls fainted.
Kyo woke up to see Chidori passed out beside him.
Kyo: What happened to them?
Hatori: Kyo, just tell us what you two REALLY did before we all die from heart attacks.
And so Kyo told.
~END OF VERY LONG PERVERTED CHAPTER~
(A/N: SOOOO... Did ya like it? I know that it is perverted. Don't worry the other chapters won't be. I just had to write it though! Anyway, sorry this chapter took so long. I was typing the other story, not mention that I'm also devoting my time to another story plot. It's about when two girls, myself and Akina, are introduced to the fruits basket characters. Actually, Akito is the one who sent us there o live with Shigure and the others. I won't tell you why, because that would give a lot of the story away. It's not going to be another silly fanfic like this one. My new story will be a lot more serious. But it will also be funny at some points as well. Anyway, here is a part that might be in the story. Please tell me if you like it enough that I should continue the story....
~NEW STORY~
"Hi! My name is Akina Tukata and this is my best friend, Chidori!" A young girl with long blonde hair that reached to her butt exclaimed. She had light blue eyes and a very happy attitude.
"Hi. As she said, my name is Chidori Areea. Its nice to meet you!" The other girl said. She had deep, blood red hair that reached to her mid- back. She had jade green eyes and her attitude was more laid-back than Akina's.
"Yes, well it's nice to meet you two as well," Shigure answered with a smile, " SO, you'll be staying at my house. You can help Tohru with the chores can't you?"
"Oh, NO! That's okay! They don't have to help me!" Tohru stammered.
"Of 'course we will. I can help with cooking." Chidori answered.
"And I can help with laundry!" Akina added enthusiastically.
"I think that we should introduce ourselves," Hatori stepped up, "As you know all of us are Sohma's, with the exception of Tohru that is, I am Hatori, this is Shigure, Ayame, Ritsu, Momiji, Kisa, Hiro, Kagura, Haru, Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru Honda."
"Hello, Why don't we cook you all something to eat?" Akina suggested.
"You don't have to go through all that trouble." Yuki stated.
"It's no problem at all! I love to cook!" Chidori announced.
"I think it's a wonderful idea! I can help you! That way we can get to know one another!" Tohru squealed.
"I'll help two! We can make it a girl's time!" Kagura yelled. Kisa pulled on Tohru's dress.
"Sissy? Can I help too?" She asked.
"Of 'course! You don't mind, do you Chidori, Akina?" Tohru looked at the new girls.
"Absolutely! Your just adorable, you know that?!?" Akina answered. Chidori bent down and patted Kisa's hair.
"Yes, and I love your hair, it so cute. And your eyes are a pretty color as well. And your voice is just too adorable!" Chidori told her. The two new girls were the only other people besides her family and Tohru that had told Kisa that. I made Kisa happy to hear them say that. She gave Chidori a big lion hug.
"You don't mind, Sissy Chidori?" Kisa said after a minute. Everyone was happy that Kisa had made friends with them. "Sissy Akina? You don't mind?"
"Not at all!" They said together.
Okay, So that's it. Bye! Review please!
Ok, MORE THANK YOU'S:
WiTcHgIrL1: Thanks again! You review yet ANOTHER of my completely insane chapters! Sorry for getting a bit sappy on the last chapter. But I'm back in my fully stupid action! Anyway. It really does mean a lot to me that you are still reading this. Really, it does. My best friend still hasn't seen like, what, the last 3 chapters. And that's pretty bad seeing as how there are only 5. AND she's IN the fanfic! So, I don't know. Anyway, you said your friend dressed up as Ritsu for Halloween? That's awesome! Haha. Is your friend a boy or a girl? I guess if your friend is a boy than the whole costume would be complete, huh? I wanted to dress as Kyo. But Kyo wears normal clothes, so what's the point? No one would know. Not like Ritsu's costume. I wonder why I never thought of that? Maybe because I'm a girl? O'well. Thanks for reading! YOU ROCK!
Well. That's all the thank you's for right now. The last thing I gots to say is that I've posted another story. It's a one-shot kinda thing. My friend Akina ( yes, the all around stupid one ) had this REALLY INSANE dream where me, her, and our friend Toki go out on dates with guys from the Sohma family. Thing is, she didn't give me Kyo, so I'm gonna have to kill her for that but anyway, just thought I'd tell everyone just in case someone might ACTUALLY want to read it. If ya do. It's called Sohma Dates. Anyway, ONWARD WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 5 I'M RUNNING OUT OF CHAPTER TITLES
~Chidori and Kyo~
Chidori and Kyo were currently having a little argument on the way to the dojo.
Chidori: Can I call you Kitty-Kyo?
Kyo: No.
Chidori: How about Kutsy-Kyo?
Kyo: NO.
Chidori: * says with evil grin * How about Thunder Kat-Kyo?
Kyo: What the?!?!?
Chidori: Don't worry! I was kidding.
Kyo: You better have been. AND YOU BETTER NOT CALL ME ANY OF THOSE NAMES IN HERE! * he yelled as they walked up to the dojo *
Chidori: Yes, sir! * said all-army like * Komander-Kyo! * smiles *
Kyo glares at her.
Chidori: Sorry!
Kyo took her by the hand and lead her inside. Inside was just how Chidori had always dreamed it to be. There were hot guys to spare in there! 'damn' Chidori thought to herself as she checked out the 'scenery'. Chidori was thinking to herself 'WHY DID I NOT COME HERE SOONER?' But then she was pulled off to the side by Kyo, 'Oh yeah, that's right. Because I was too busy hangin out the hottest one of them all!' She added to herself 'I have been hangin around Shigure WAY too long!' She mentally scolded herself.
Kyo: So? You want to learn some fighting moves? Okay then. Let's see if you can keep up. * he said this while stretching *
Chidori: * got the hint and started stretching as well * Sounds fun!
Kyo: * thinking * How childish can you get * his smile betrayed his thoughts *
Chidori: I'm not very strong, so go easy on me, okay? * smiles *
Kyo: Not makin any promises. * rare smiles *
With that Kyo ran right at Chidori, fist in the air, ready to send a mind- blowing punch, but then stopped an inch away from her nose. 'Why didn't she try to dodge it?' He thought.
Kyo: Hey? What's wrong. I know that even you could've dodged that punch!
Chidori: Well. You kinda caught me off-guard. Besides, I knew I could trust you not to hurt me. I knew you wouldn't punch me.
No one had ever told Kyo that they trusted him before. And he could've easily sent Chidori to the hospital with that punch! But she had trusted him enough to just stand there.
Chidori: HELLO? Anyone home? Kyo? You've been standing there for about 10 minutes. HELLO?
Kyo snapped back to reality to find Chidori waving a bologna sandwich in his face.
Kyo: Oh, sorry. Are you going to eat that or are you just gonna keep waving it around?!?
Chidori: Oh! You can have if you want. I made if for you. I thought you might get hungry so I packed a snack.
Kyo: When did you have time to do that?!?
Chidori: You know what, I don't really know.
Kyo sweatdroped.
~Akina and Haru~
They are walking around in a night club somewhere.
Akina: Haru?
Haru: Yeah?
Akina: How on earth did we end up here?
Haru: I have no idea. ( author sweatdrop ) But while we're here, do you want to dance?
Akina: Thought you'd never ask!
------- After a few dances -------
Akina: Hey, Haru. We should be getting back now.
Haru: *looking at his watch * Yeah, you're right.
Akina: WOW! I AM? COOL! I'M NEVER RIGHT!!!
Haru just grabbed her hand and found the door.
Akina: Brrrr, it's cold out here.
Haru: Yeah, I know.
Akina: Better get home in time for mid-night! Haha
They both laughed at their inability to use directions.
Haru: Yeah, if we don't Shigure will come up with some perverted ideas about us.
Akina hadn't thought about that. But thinking only made her brain hurt so she forgot about it in 2 seconds flat. A new record, I think.
Akina: Why don't we use my phone-telly?!? * she said, holding up her cell phone *
Haru: Don't you mean cell phone?
Akina: What's the number billy-bob? * obviously that 2 seconds of thinking was enough to short-out her brain *
Haru took the phone away from her.
Haru: I think that you should rest for a while. You must have a fever or something.
With that Akina laid down on the sidewalk to take a nap. Haru sweatdropped.
~Yuki and Tohru~
They both had made it back to Chidori's house.
Tohru: That was a lot of fun Yuki! Thank you for going with me.
Yuki: It was my pleasure Honda-san.
Tohru: I wonder if anyone is back yet.
Yuki: I hope that my brother is gone.
Tohru: Let's go see! * she dragged Yuki into the house *
Inside Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori were sitting in the living room. Hatori looked a bit worried, and Shigure and Ayame were laughing. Hatori looked a little relieved when they walked in.
Hatori: Where have you two been? It's 12:00 at night. And these two have been putting BAD mental pictures in my head.
Shigure: * stifling a laugh * Yes, where HAVE you been? You haven't been doing anything 'naughty', HAVE YOU? * laughs *
Ayame: Oh, to think! My little brother is now a MAN!
Yuki: You two are SICK! Me and Honda-san only went to the park!
Tohru: I didn't know it had gotten so late! We must have lost track of time!
Hatori: I told you two that they were more responsible than that.
Shigure: Oh! You two are no fun! Oh well, We still have two other couples to be worried about!
Ayame: Yes! Especially if Hatsuharu's gone black again!
Shigure: And what about Kyo? What if 'Kitty' gets a little TOO excited?
And they both laughed as Tohru freaked out and Yuki and Hatori were left disgusted.
Yuki: * whispers to Hatori * I think they actually WANT one of them to do that!
Hatori: * whispers back * No. I know them better than that unfortunately. This is just their strange way of coping with worrying. They are actually afraid that they HAVE done that.
Yuki: Really?
Inside of Shigure's head: I hope that they haven't really done anything. Their two young!
Inside of Ayame's head: Their not ready for that! Oh! Why did we EVER suggest that they go out!
~ Haru and Akina ~
Akina's brain is back from it's time-out session.
Akina: Hey! I think I know where we are!
Haru: Really? Akina, your amazing.
Akina: * blush * Well, I don't know exactly where we are, but I know that we passed this place right after we left Chidori's house. Why don't we ask directions? It's already 12:30!
Haru: Okay. Wait here. I'll go in here and ask. Be right back.
Akina: Okay! * smiles *
While Haru is inside the gas station asking directions, some guys walk up to Akina.
Guy 1: Hey Baby. Wanna come have some fun?
Guy 2: Yeah, we can party all night long!
Guy 3: Yeah, we know how to really have fun!
Haru turns to go back to see the guys pestering Akina. He turns into Dum, Dum, DUM! "Black Haru!"
Black Haru: Hey, you leave my girl alone, or you'll regret it!
Guy 3: LET'S GET OUTA HERE!
The guys retreat.
Black Haru: That's right! Run away ya little PANSEYS!
Akina: * latches herself to Haru's arm * Thank you SO MUCH!!!
Haru: * goes back to white Haru * No problem. I guess it just made me really mad. I had to do something.
And they walked for about 2 minutes and got to Chidori's house. They sweat dropped.
Akina: You mean we were THIS close to Chidori's house the whole time!?!
Haru: Looks that way.
They walked into the house. By that time it was 12:48 AM. Again they walked into find a worried looking Hatori, and Shigure and Ayame were mildly snickering. But they also found a worried Yuki and Tohru as well.
Tohru: OH! Your back we were SO WORRIED!
Yuki: Please tell me that you two didn't do anything?
Haru: Of 'course we did. What did you expect?
Everyone including Ayame and Shigure got quiet.
Haru: I went 'black' at one point and....
Shigure: You didn't! * He sounded honestly worried *
Haru: Do what? I mean we went out dancing and to a movie and some guys started hitting on Akina, so I got mad and went 'black'. What did you think we had done?
Akina: Yeah!?!
Shigure whispered in their ears.
Akina: YOU THOUGHT WE DID THAT!!!!!!
Haru: You guys should know us better than that!
Yuki: Well, Haru. When you go 'black' your not exactly on your best behavior!
Hatori: Now, all we have to worry about is Kyo and Chidori.
Ayame and Shigure had stopped laughing all together this time. Kyo was hot tempered, but not inconsiderate. They should have been back by now. They had originally thought that Kyo and Chidori would probably be the first to come back. Seeing as how Kyo would probably get mad and storm back off to the house with Chidori on his heels. Now they were truly worried.
~ Kyo and Chidori ~
They had lost track of time and were still at the dojo. Chidori was getting surprisingly good. Kyo didn't even have to hold back too much when sparring with her. And she had learned a lot of fighting moves in just a short amount of time.
Kyo: You know, your really good at this.
Chidori: Well, I'm only copying what I see you do!
Kyo: True, I AM the best. At least a whole lot better than that damned rat!
Chidori: It's cool that we got this entire room to ourselves!
Kyo: Yeah, well it'd be kinda hard to train if there were a lot of people around.
Chidori: * yawns * I'm getting tired. Do you know what time it is?
Kyo: How the HELL am I supposed to know!?!
Chidori: I was just saying that maybe we should start to head back?
Kyo: Sure, what ever. * turns his back to her * Hey, um, Chidori? You, um, wouldn't want to come back here with me tomorrow, would ya?
Chidori: YEAH! If your willing to teach me to be really good at fighting from now on!
Kyo: * turns back to her with a cocky smile on his face * Sure, just don't think that you'll be as good as me! * laughs a little *
Chidori: I wouldn't DREAM of it! * laughs too *
They walk out into the main room to find it deserted.
Kyo: Wonder where they all went?
Chidori: * looks out the window to see how dark it is * * sweat drops * Looks like we stayed a little later than we thought. * looks up at the clock * OHMYGOD! It's 2:45 in the morning!
Kyo: WHAT!?!?!?
Chidori: We've gotta hurry up and get home! The others must be worried SICK!
They packed up all of their things and raced out the door.
Chidori: Why don't we make this fun? First one to get to the house gets to sleep in my bed tonight. The loser has to sleep on the floor!
Kyo: * competitive smile * Your on!
With that, the two of them raced back to Chidori's house. Kyo would have won, but the thing was, he didn't know the way back, so he kept taking wrong turns. Chidori on the other hand knew exactly where she was going and made it to her front yard first.
Kyo: * panting * You....You planed this out, didn't....didn't you?
Chidori: * also panting * Yep!
They walked up into the house. Once inside, everyone stared. They were still panting and were sweating and looking like they had just run a marathon.
Hatori: What on earth have you two been doing?!? Or dare I ask?
Kyo: * still panting * What was.... what was that supposed....to mean!?!
Chidori: Whatdayamean?
Yuki: You stupid cat! Don't play dumb! How could you!?!
Kyo: HOW COULD I WHAT???!!!???
Tohru and Akina led a VERY tried Chidori into another room to talk and let the boys talk.
Haru: Think about it, Kyo. You come back at 3:00 in the morning panting, and sweating. Now what are we supposed to think?
Inside of Kyo's head: What are they talking about. WAIT A MINUTE! They don't think that we did THAT do they?!?
Kyo: I...I....I..... * Kyo stammered, for once he didn't know what to say *
Shigure: Kyo! How could you! We thought that you were more responsible than that! You two are TOO YOUNG!
Yuki: You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Kyo's head was spinning. He was getting dizzy. All of that running, and then all of this!
Hatori: Now I'm sure that they didn't do that. * turning to Kyo * Please tell me that you didn't do that.
This was too much. Kyo fell over in a dead faint. The guys assumed the worst.
Ayame: I can't believe he did that!
Shigure: Poor Chidori. They're just too young for that!
Yuki: * fuming mad * That stupid cat should learn some restraint!
Haru: Even when I went 'black' me and Akina never did anything like that! * On the verge of going 'black' *
MEANWHILE: The girls were in another room. Tohru and Akina were looking at Chidori.
Chidori: Please don't tell me that the two of you think that we did that!
Akina: * smiles * You know that we don't! We just wanna know what you really did!
Tohru: Yeah! We thought for sure that Kyo was going to come home before any of us! How did you manage to keep him with you?
Chidori: * smiles * Easy. We went to a dojo! He was showing me how to fight! But we lost track of time, and by the time we realized it, it was already 2:30 in the morning! So we packed up and left. Then I suggested a race. I said that the winner could sleep in my bed tonight and the loser would have to sleep on the floor. I won because he didn't know the way back. Hahaha. Let's go see what the guys are up to.
Akina and Tohru: OKAY!
BACK TO THE GUYS:
Hatori: * he sighed * Well, I'd better go check on Chidori, see if everything is all right. I hope that he didn't go as far as to hurt her.
Suddenly they hear laughing coming from the other room. Then the girls came back into the room.
Chidori: * stops laughing when she sees Kyo on the floor * What happened to KYO?!? * she ran to his side *
Hatori: Chidori, you aren't hurt are you?
Chidori: * Surely Kyo told them what REALLY happened * No! He was real easy on me! (A/N: Of 'course that sounded really wrong to the guys, seeing as how they still thought that they had, well, you know.)
Yuki: At least he was considerate.
Chidori: Yeah! We're going to meet at the same place tomorrow so that he can teach me some more moves! * big smile * (A/N: Think of how that must have sounded to the guys.)
Shigure: * he bent down to look Chidori in the eyes * Don't you think that your two young for this?
Chidori: I'm the same age as Kyo. * she looked like she didn't get it *
Akina: Don't you guys think that it's nice of Kyo to teach her? * smiles *
The guys sweat drop and look mortified.
Tohru: Yeah! I think it's cute! * turns to Yuki * Yuki? Will you teach me?
All the guys stare at her in disbelief.
Yuki: Honda-san! I...um... I.....
Chidori: Why do you act like teaching us to fight is wrong!?!
Guys: FIGHT?!?
Akina: What did you think we ment, didn't Kyo tell you?
Hatori: He passed out before he could say anything.
Tohru: * to Yuki who be the way had turned chalk white * So you thought that I wanted you to.....?!?
Then all three girls fainted.
Kyo woke up to see Chidori passed out beside him.
Kyo: What happened to them?
Hatori: Kyo, just tell us what you two REALLY did before we all die from heart attacks.
And so Kyo told.
~END OF VERY LONG PERVERTED CHAPTER~
(A/N: SOOOO... Did ya like it? I know that it is perverted. Don't worry the other chapters won't be. I just had to write it though! Anyway, sorry this chapter took so long. I was typing the other story, not mention that I'm also devoting my time to another story plot. It's about when two girls, myself and Akina, are introduced to the fruits basket characters. Actually, Akito is the one who sent us there o live with Shigure and the others. I won't tell you why, because that would give a lot of the story away. It's not going to be another silly fanfic like this one. My new story will be a lot more serious. But it will also be funny at some points as well. Anyway, here is a part that might be in the story. Please tell me if you like it enough that I should continue the story....
~NEW STORY~
"Hi! My name is Akina Tukata and this is my best friend, Chidori!" A young girl with long blonde hair that reached to her butt exclaimed. She had light blue eyes and a very happy attitude.
"Hi. As she said, my name is Chidori Areea. Its nice to meet you!" The other girl said. She had deep, blood red hair that reached to her mid- back. She had jade green eyes and her attitude was more laid-back than Akina's.
"Yes, well it's nice to meet you two as well," Shigure answered with a smile, " SO, you'll be staying at my house. You can help Tohru with the chores can't you?"
"Oh, NO! That's okay! They don't have to help me!" Tohru stammered.
"Of 'course we will. I can help with cooking." Chidori answered.
"And I can help with laundry!" Akina added enthusiastically.
"I think that we should introduce ourselves," Hatori stepped up, "As you know all of us are Sohma's, with the exception of Tohru that is, I am Hatori, this is Shigure, Ayame, Ritsu, Momiji, Kisa, Hiro, Kagura, Haru, Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru Honda."
"Hello, Why don't we cook you all something to eat?" Akina suggested.
"You don't have to go through all that trouble." Yuki stated.
"It's no problem at all! I love to cook!" Chidori announced.
"I think it's a wonderful idea! I can help you! That way we can get to know one another!" Tohru squealed.
"I'll help two! We can make it a girl's time!" Kagura yelled. Kisa pulled on Tohru's dress.
"Sissy? Can I help too?" She asked.
"Of 'course! You don't mind, do you Chidori, Akina?" Tohru looked at the new girls.
"Absolutely! Your just adorable, you know that?!?" Akina answered. Chidori bent down and patted Kisa's hair.
"Yes, and I love your hair, it so cute. And your eyes are a pretty color as well. And your voice is just too adorable!" Chidori told her. The two new girls were the only other people besides her family and Tohru that had told Kisa that. I made Kisa happy to hear them say that. She gave Chidori a big lion hug.
"You don't mind, Sissy Chidori?" Kisa said after a minute. Everyone was happy that Kisa had made friends with them. "Sissy Akina? You don't mind?"
"Not at all!" They said together.
Okay, So that's it. Bye! Review please!