Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter characters. I'm just using them
for my amusement.
A/N- this is Harry's 3rd year at Hogwarts (in case you're wondering).
Chapter 1- Party at Harry's
Harry Potter was sitting in his bedroom bored to tears when his cousin Dudley Dursley walked in.
"Hello Harry! It's 8:00! Time to beat you up!" Dudley said with an evil smile.
"If you lay a finger on me, I'll zap you with my wand," Harry said calmly.
"But you're not allowed to," Dudley said nervously.
"Wow, for once he pays attention," Harry said sarcastically.
"Are you calling me stupid?" Dudley yelled.
"Maybe. But of course you wouldn't be able to figure it out if I was," said Harry.
"I think you are!" Dudley yelled.
He began jumping up and down in a temper tantrum. Harry's bedroom shook so bad it felt like the floor would break and the walls would tumble down.
"I'M NOT STUPID!" Dudley yelled.
"Dudley you're causing an earthquake. Stop it," said Harry.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT NOW?" Dudley yelled.
"Well you're certainly not skinny," said Harry.
Dudley charged at Harry and Harry pulled his wand out and pointed it at Dudley, who screamed so loud the glass on Harry's window shattered. This sent Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon running into Harry's room.
"What's going on here?" Uncle Vernon yelled. "What happened to the window?"
"It was Harry's fault!" said Dudley, "he tried to zap me with his wand but it missed me and hit the window instead."
"HARRY!" Uncle Vernon yelled. "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO ZAP DUDLEY! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR MAGIC TRICKS! WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING YOU AT THAT FREAK SCHOOL OF YOURS? I THINK EVERYONE THERE SHOULD JOIN THE CIRCUS!"
"Oh my precious little Dudley! Are you all right? Did any glass fall on you?" Aunt Petunia asked Dudely.
"I have a scratch on my knee," Dudley whined.
"Will a kissie make it all better?" Aunt Petunia asked.
"Yes mother dearest," Dudley said dramatically.
"HARRY YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! WE WERE CONSIDERING BRINGING YOU WITH US TO SEE THE SHMOOPIE WHOOPIE BEAR SHOW BUT AFTER YOUR PERFORMANCE JUST NOW YOU CAN FORGET IT!" Uncle Vernon yelled.
"Oh gee, I was really looking forward to it," Harry said sarcastically.
"Don't get smart with me Harry," snapped Uncle Vernon.
"Come on Dudley, let's get you away from freak boy," said Aunt Petunia.
She and Dudley left the room. Uncle Vernon locked Harry in his room and followed them downstairs. When Harry heard them drive away, he unlocked his door with his wand (the alohomora thing) and walked down to the kitchen. He picked up the telephone and dialed Ron Weasley's phone number (do the Weasley's have a phone??? Oh well they do now).
"HELLO?" yelled the voice on the other end.
"Is Ron there?" Harry asked.
"IT'S RON WHO IS THIS?" Ron yelled.
"It's Harry and you don't have to talk so loud," said Harry.
"Oh ok then. Hi Harry! Good thing you called now we just got back from Diagon Alley. We bought your school supplies too cuz we figured that you're aunt and uncle wouldn't take you. Sup?" Ron asked.
"I'm having a little get-together type thing right now. Wanna come?" Harry asked.
"Ok!" said Ron. "See you there!"
"Bye," said Harry.
He hung up the phone and dialed Hermione Granger's number.
"Hello?" said Hermione.
"Hey Hermione it's Harry," said Harry.
"Hi Harry. Why are you calling?" asked Hermione.
"I'm having a little get-together type thing right now. Wanna come?" asked Harry.
"You're going to be doing any magic or anything are you? Cuz that would be breaking the rules and we could get expelled," said Hermione.
"No, no magic. Are you gonna come?" asked Harry.
"Sure," said Hermione.
"All right see you later," said Harry.
He hung up the phone and began preparing for Ron and Hermione's arrival.
*+*+*+*+
There was a knock on the front door. Harry answered it and Hermione walked in.
"I'm so excited. A little back to school get-together was a good idea," said Hermione.
Before Harry could answer her, Ron, Ginny, Fred, and George Weasley, Lee Jordan (Fred and George's friend), Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnigan (Harry's friend), and Dean Thomas (Harry's other friend) all fell out of the fire place.
"That was some trip!" said Fred.
"We should have this many people travel by floo powder at the same time more often," added George.
"Harry, I thought you said this was a get-together with just me and Ron!" said Hermione.
"Well, I thought 'hey why not invite more people?' So I did," said Ron. "You don't mind do you Harry?"
"No!" Harry said happily. "If my aunt and uncle come home and find all of you here then they'll probably not come back till tomorrow when we're all on the train to Hogwarts! Now let's get this party started!"
Harry put a cd in the stereo and began playing it. Fred pulled out his wand.
"One spell won't hurt us," he said looking at Hermione who gave him a disapproving look.
Fred waved his wand at the kitchen and chips, dip, cupcakes, soda, chex mix and pretzles flew into the room on the coffee table. Soon the party was in full swing. Ginny, Hermione, Seamus, Dean and Ron were dancing, Fred, George, Lee, Neville and Harry were playing poker. About an hour after the party started, there was a rapping sound on the window. Harry opened it and saw Oliver Wood, Angelina Johnson, Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet, Cho Chang and some other people he didn't know sitting on broom sticks.
"We heard about your party," said Oliver. "Can we join you?"
"Sure," said Harry opening the window wider so they could fly in.
As soon as everyone who had just arrived settled in, Harry decided to dance with Hermione, Ginny, Ron, Seamus and Dean.
"So where's Percy?" Harry asked Ron.
"He didn't wanna come. He's such a party pooper," said Ron.
Soon, everyone was dancing. As they danced they bumped into Aunt Petunias nicknacks, knocking them onto the ground where they broke.
"Ok!" Harry yelled standing on the coffee table. "All you guys find a girl to dance with. It's couples time!"
Everyone objected by booing Harry and throwing food at him.
"Ok ok! I get it!" Harry yelled ducking for cover.
As time went on, more and more people arrived and Harry hardly knew any of them. Most were older and troublemakers. That's when the party got way out of control. Soon everyone was doing mosh pit, gambling or doing magic. Fred and Gerorge bewitched the cupcakes so they were chasing Ron and Ginny around the room and the sodas so that they would hover over certain people and spill on them.
"Harry!" Hermione yelled. "Maybe you should say the party's over!"
"Good idea!" Harry yelled. "Ok guys! Party's over!"
No one left or listened. A soda spilled on Harry.
"Did you not hear me?" Harry yelled. "The party is over! Tomorrow is a school day!"
"Shut up pipsqueak," snapped an older boy that Harry didn't know.
Harry heard a car roll into the drive way.
"Shoot," he muttered under his breath. Then he raised his voice. "My aunt and uncle are back! Please exit through the windows!"
Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia and Dudley walked through the door.
"HARRY!" Uncle Vernon yelled.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Uncle Veron. Aunt Petunia and Dudley hid behind him.
"What wusses, we're just as normal as everyone else," said George.
"HARRY! GET YOUR FREAKY LITTLE FRIENDS OUT! BOY ARE YOU LUCKY YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW OR ELSE I WOULD'VE MADE YOU DO HARD LABOR ALL DAY!" Uncle Vernon yelled. "WELL WHAT ARE YOU ALL STANDING HERE FOR? I SAID OUT! MOVE IT!"
No one moved. Instead they all took out their wands and pointed them threateningly at him (except for Hermione).
"Uh, you kids enjoy yourselves," said Uncle Veronon running up the stairs followed closely by Aunt Petunia and Dudley.
Everyone cheered.
"What are you all cheering about? The party's over," said Harry.
"NO!" several people yelled.
"GET OUT!" Harry yelled.
"Yeah guys it's getting late," said Fred.
"Oh ok," everyone said.
They began leaving. Soon just Fred, George, Ginny, Ron and Hermione were left.
"Do you 2 wanna sleepover? Then we could all catch the train together," said Ron.
"Ok," said Harry and Hermione.
Hermione used floo powder to go back to her house and pack and Harry ran up to his room to get his trunk. About half an hour later, Hermione came back and everyone went to the Weasley's house where they all went to bed so they could get up early to catch the train the next day.
A/N- this is Harry's 3rd year at Hogwarts (in case you're wondering).
Chapter 1- Party at Harry's
Harry Potter was sitting in his bedroom bored to tears when his cousin Dudley Dursley walked in.
"Hello Harry! It's 8:00! Time to beat you up!" Dudley said with an evil smile.
"If you lay a finger on me, I'll zap you with my wand," Harry said calmly.
"But you're not allowed to," Dudley said nervously.
"Wow, for once he pays attention," Harry said sarcastically.
"Are you calling me stupid?" Dudley yelled.
"Maybe. But of course you wouldn't be able to figure it out if I was," said Harry.
"I think you are!" Dudley yelled.
He began jumping up and down in a temper tantrum. Harry's bedroom shook so bad it felt like the floor would break and the walls would tumble down.
"I'M NOT STUPID!" Dudley yelled.
"Dudley you're causing an earthquake. Stop it," said Harry.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT NOW?" Dudley yelled.
"Well you're certainly not skinny," said Harry.
Dudley charged at Harry and Harry pulled his wand out and pointed it at Dudley, who screamed so loud the glass on Harry's window shattered. This sent Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon running into Harry's room.
"What's going on here?" Uncle Vernon yelled. "What happened to the window?"
"It was Harry's fault!" said Dudley, "he tried to zap me with his wand but it missed me and hit the window instead."
"HARRY!" Uncle Vernon yelled. "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO ZAP DUDLEY! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR MAGIC TRICKS! WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING YOU AT THAT FREAK SCHOOL OF YOURS? I THINK EVERYONE THERE SHOULD JOIN THE CIRCUS!"
"Oh my precious little Dudley! Are you all right? Did any glass fall on you?" Aunt Petunia asked Dudely.
"I have a scratch on my knee," Dudley whined.
"Will a kissie make it all better?" Aunt Petunia asked.
"Yes mother dearest," Dudley said dramatically.
"HARRY YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! WE WERE CONSIDERING BRINGING YOU WITH US TO SEE THE SHMOOPIE WHOOPIE BEAR SHOW BUT AFTER YOUR PERFORMANCE JUST NOW YOU CAN FORGET IT!" Uncle Vernon yelled.
"Oh gee, I was really looking forward to it," Harry said sarcastically.
"Don't get smart with me Harry," snapped Uncle Vernon.
"Come on Dudley, let's get you away from freak boy," said Aunt Petunia.
She and Dudley left the room. Uncle Vernon locked Harry in his room and followed them downstairs. When Harry heard them drive away, he unlocked his door with his wand (the alohomora thing) and walked down to the kitchen. He picked up the telephone and dialed Ron Weasley's phone number (do the Weasley's have a phone??? Oh well they do now).
"HELLO?" yelled the voice on the other end.
"Is Ron there?" Harry asked.
"IT'S RON WHO IS THIS?" Ron yelled.
"It's Harry and you don't have to talk so loud," said Harry.
"Oh ok then. Hi Harry! Good thing you called now we just got back from Diagon Alley. We bought your school supplies too cuz we figured that you're aunt and uncle wouldn't take you. Sup?" Ron asked.
"I'm having a little get-together type thing right now. Wanna come?" Harry asked.
"Ok!" said Ron. "See you there!"
"Bye," said Harry.
He hung up the phone and dialed Hermione Granger's number.
"Hello?" said Hermione.
"Hey Hermione it's Harry," said Harry.
"Hi Harry. Why are you calling?" asked Hermione.
"I'm having a little get-together type thing right now. Wanna come?" asked Harry.
"You're going to be doing any magic or anything are you? Cuz that would be breaking the rules and we could get expelled," said Hermione.
"No, no magic. Are you gonna come?" asked Harry.
"Sure," said Hermione.
"All right see you later," said Harry.
He hung up the phone and began preparing for Ron and Hermione's arrival.
*+*+*+*+
There was a knock on the front door. Harry answered it and Hermione walked in.
"I'm so excited. A little back to school get-together was a good idea," said Hermione.
Before Harry could answer her, Ron, Ginny, Fred, and George Weasley, Lee Jordan (Fred and George's friend), Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnigan (Harry's friend), and Dean Thomas (Harry's other friend) all fell out of the fire place.
"That was some trip!" said Fred.
"We should have this many people travel by floo powder at the same time more often," added George.
"Harry, I thought you said this was a get-together with just me and Ron!" said Hermione.
"Well, I thought 'hey why not invite more people?' So I did," said Ron. "You don't mind do you Harry?"
"No!" Harry said happily. "If my aunt and uncle come home and find all of you here then they'll probably not come back till tomorrow when we're all on the train to Hogwarts! Now let's get this party started!"
Harry put a cd in the stereo and began playing it. Fred pulled out his wand.
"One spell won't hurt us," he said looking at Hermione who gave him a disapproving look.
Fred waved his wand at the kitchen and chips, dip, cupcakes, soda, chex mix and pretzles flew into the room on the coffee table. Soon the party was in full swing. Ginny, Hermione, Seamus, Dean and Ron were dancing, Fred, George, Lee, Neville and Harry were playing poker. About an hour after the party started, there was a rapping sound on the window. Harry opened it and saw Oliver Wood, Angelina Johnson, Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet, Cho Chang and some other people he didn't know sitting on broom sticks.
"We heard about your party," said Oliver. "Can we join you?"
"Sure," said Harry opening the window wider so they could fly in.
As soon as everyone who had just arrived settled in, Harry decided to dance with Hermione, Ginny, Ron, Seamus and Dean.
"So where's Percy?" Harry asked Ron.
"He didn't wanna come. He's such a party pooper," said Ron.
Soon, everyone was dancing. As they danced they bumped into Aunt Petunias nicknacks, knocking them onto the ground where they broke.
"Ok!" Harry yelled standing on the coffee table. "All you guys find a girl to dance with. It's couples time!"
Everyone objected by booing Harry and throwing food at him.
"Ok ok! I get it!" Harry yelled ducking for cover.
As time went on, more and more people arrived and Harry hardly knew any of them. Most were older and troublemakers. That's when the party got way out of control. Soon everyone was doing mosh pit, gambling or doing magic. Fred and Gerorge bewitched the cupcakes so they were chasing Ron and Ginny around the room and the sodas so that they would hover over certain people and spill on them.
"Harry!" Hermione yelled. "Maybe you should say the party's over!"
"Good idea!" Harry yelled. "Ok guys! Party's over!"
No one left or listened. A soda spilled on Harry.
"Did you not hear me?" Harry yelled. "The party is over! Tomorrow is a school day!"
"Shut up pipsqueak," snapped an older boy that Harry didn't know.
Harry heard a car roll into the drive way.
"Shoot," he muttered under his breath. Then he raised his voice. "My aunt and uncle are back! Please exit through the windows!"
Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia and Dudley walked through the door.
"HARRY!" Uncle Vernon yelled.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Uncle Veron. Aunt Petunia and Dudley hid behind him.
"What wusses, we're just as normal as everyone else," said George.
"HARRY! GET YOUR FREAKY LITTLE FRIENDS OUT! BOY ARE YOU LUCKY YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW OR ELSE I WOULD'VE MADE YOU DO HARD LABOR ALL DAY!" Uncle Vernon yelled. "WELL WHAT ARE YOU ALL STANDING HERE FOR? I SAID OUT! MOVE IT!"
No one moved. Instead they all took out their wands and pointed them threateningly at him (except for Hermione).
"Uh, you kids enjoy yourselves," said Uncle Veronon running up the stairs followed closely by Aunt Petunia and Dudley.
Everyone cheered.
"What are you all cheering about? The party's over," said Harry.
"NO!" several people yelled.
"GET OUT!" Harry yelled.
"Yeah guys it's getting late," said Fred.
"Oh ok," everyone said.
They began leaving. Soon just Fred, George, Ginny, Ron and Hermione were left.
"Do you 2 wanna sleepover? Then we could all catch the train together," said Ron.
"Ok," said Harry and Hermione.
Hermione used floo powder to go back to her house and pack and Harry ran up to his room to get his trunk. About half an hour later, Hermione came back and everyone went to the Weasley's house where they all went to bed so they could get up early to catch the train the next day.