Chapter 26

::Group one::

*Nicole and RVD in the tunnel searching*

RVD: "So, how's your head?"

Nicole: "Hurts like hell. You know walls are harder than they used to be." *Rubs her head*

RVD: "Don't I know. Hey, let me make you head feel better."

Nicole: "How?"

RVD: *Kisses her* "Like that."

Nicole: "What does that have to do with my head?"

RVD: "I dunno, I just wanted an excuse to do it."

Nicole: "Ahh, ok."

*Continue looking*

Shane: *Looking in other tunnel* "This so boring."

Author: (So find the key and get out.)

Shane: "Good idea. Why didn't I think of that?" *Keeps looking*

Author: (Oh geez, anyways…)

::Group two::

Author: (Is there a group two anymore?)

Shannon: "Ow, my head."

Author: (Does one person count as a group?)

Shannon: *Looks at Michelle and Kurt lying on the ground* "What the hell happened?"

Author: (Ok, well Kurt lost his mind and attacked everyone with a frying pan.)

Shannon: "And he hit himself too?"

Author: (No, he tried to hit me.)

Shannon: "Ok… Michelle wake up." *Shakes Michelle*

Michelle: "Kurt?"

Shannon: "What?"

Kurt: *Sleeping* "Pretty lady, milk, happy Kurt."

Shannon: "Michelle get up."

Michelle: "Not now mom, I'm dreaming… Kurt!"

Shannon: "What?!"

Author: (Uh oh, more trouble. Hehe, I love trouble. Anyways, moving on.)

::Group three::

Author: (Ok, there's no group three either?)

Jericho: "Find… key… Nickie… happy."

Author: (Oh yay, just the member I wanted.)

Jericho: "Damn Hardy, what'd he do with the key?"

Author: (Um… it fell out of his hand, um… that way. *Points in opposite direction the key fell in.*)

Jericho: "Thanks." *Crawls that way*

Author: (*Laughs evilly* Boy this may be stupid, but I'm having fun! Well, the other two smarties are still knocked out, group four… here we come!)

::Group four::

Rock: "Jeff Hardy's gonna kick the Rock's ass huh? Well then boy, Just Bring It!" *Does hand thing*

Jeff: "Yeah, that's what I said, and that's what I'll do."

Nickie: "Oh geez not again. Stop, guys."

Jeff: "Why should I?"

Nickie: "Cuz I don't want to deal with this again. Flashback: You and Jericho, fighting. It doesn't make me like you more. Man I think that hair dye really has gone to your head."

Jeff: "You too? I thought you liked my hair?"

Rock: "Ha, you have to be crazy to like a head of lucky charms like that." *Laughs*

Nickie: "Are you calling me crazy, Rock?"

Rock: "But, but you just said that the hair dye has…"

Nickie: "I know what I said, that doesn't mean you need to insult my baby."

Jeff: "Yeah."

Nickie: "Shut up."

Rock: "Damn women and their mood swings."

Jeff: "Yeah."

Nickie: "Oh tell you didn't just say that! Oh now Nickie's gonna whoop some candy ass!"

Author: (Oh boy, more violence. I'll be checking back, I know that. *Laughs* Ok, last group.)

::Group five::

Austin: *Putting the key in the hole.* "Yes!"

Booker: "It fits?"

Author: (No, he said yes cuz you guys get to stay here with me.)

Amber: "Really?"

Austin: *Rolls eyes and opens door.* "What the…"

Author: (Ah, ah, wouldn't want to ruin the surprise would you?)

Booker: "Right." *Goes in, followed by Austin. They shut the door.*

Amber: "Wait, how did they open it?"

Author: (With the key?)

Brianne: "You mean the sex toy?"

Amber: "No, the back scratcher."

*They start arguing*

Author: (Ha! They're stuck, and Booker and Austin are done! Four groups left and we're out of time! Now if the other idiots can find the keys, this stupid show… I mean fun game will be over.)

::Right. Anyway, with four groups left, you will be next to find the key? Will it be Jericho? What about group two?::

Author: (Nope. Right now, group two's only Shannon. And I don't think he's worrying about they key. *Laughs*)

::Right. What about group four?::

Author: (Yeah, I'm sure they'll find it, right after Nickie beats up the Rock and Jeff. Ha!)

::Anyway, check back later and find out, in chapter 27 of Drawing a Blank.::