The Greatest Moment of All Time

By: Beeb

Rated: PG-PG13 for "well-justified" violence. Written:10/2/03, but posted11/5/03 Warnings: violence (duh) and Relena bashing . ya know ya luv it :) Disclaimer: I own it, its mine all mine! Nah , cuz if I did , I would be doing horrifying, x-rated things to Duo, and Heero would have taken up his threat to Relena.

In an unspecified, impersonal hotel room somewhere in Japan, one Heero Yuy sat cross-legged on the floor typing up a report on how many mobile suits he had blown up in the past twenty-four hours.
Suddenly, the door flew open ,and one pink-clad Relena Peacecraft ran in screeching "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
Without looking up from his laptop , Heero pulled his gun and aimed it at the "thing".
*bam*
Smiling in spite of himself, Heero typed on.

(a/n): short , sweet , and undeniably beautiful. This was a one-shot.