Chapter 31~LAST CHAPTER!
::At last, we come to an ending of this wonderful tale of stupid people...I thought it would never end...goodness...::
RVD: Your the author???
Author: Eh, what can I say...? Twisted isn't it?
RVD: You're telling me...but your..and their...
Nicole: WOW! There's two of me! *ammused*
Michelle: Great! *smacks self*
Nickie: There's two of me too...what in the world is going on...?
Jeff: Two Nickie's? Hmmm...This could get interesting...
Jericho: Can I have one?
Author: Eh, why not...? But, you get Nickie...RVD gets Nicole...
Nicole: Huh? *confused*
Author: Ok...there is two of you...with me so far?
Nicole: Yes...
Author: YOU, the first Nicole, gets Shane...ok?
Nicole: Right.
Author: Then ME the second Nicole, gets RVD...got it...?
Nicole: Eh...it'll do...*shrugs*
Nickie: Ok, let me get this straight...WE *points to her and Nicole* were the authors this whole time?
Author: Technically, yes...physically...no...
Shannon: Huh? *confused*
Kurt: EEEKKK!!! BAD MAN! *whacks him with the frying pan, yet again.*
Michelle: KURT! STOP WHACKING SHANNON WITH THE FRYING PAN!
Kurt: EEEKK!!! BAD PRETTY LADY! *whacks her with a frying pan...again...*
Author: This has been happening...
RVD: Hey...since, you're Nicole AND Nickie...that means you have two butts, very nice butts...that means...that it's two times better than mine...so, you win?
Author: YES!
RVD: Cool.
Nicole: You think I have a nice butt?
Nickie: You think I have a nice butt?
RVD: Dude, yeah...
Nicole and Nickie: Cool.
Shane: So, I don't have to fight over Nicole any more?
Author: Ummm...I don't think so...you see...technically you are all figments of my imagination...so...
All (except for Michelle and Shannon who are still knocked out from the frying pan): OOOOHHHH...
Author: Oh, yeah, I forgot....one more surprise...
All (except for Michelle and Shannon who are still knocked out from the frying pan): What?
Author: This is a TV show.
Nicole: Is it on TV?
Author: *smacks self* I wonder if I'm this stupid all the time...Yes, it's on TV...
Nicole: Ohhh...what channel?
Author: *ignores her* The show is called 'Drawing a Blank' produced by myself and Nickie...we thought it would be fun to put all of you in a TV show to let people see how truly stupid someone can be when they are around other stupid people...
Austin: What?
Author: I still have the ability to poof you....
Austin: What?
Author: Ok, you asked for it...*Poof!* *SCSA is gone...*
RVD: Dude....
Nicole: I really don't think he heard you...*shrugs*
Jericho: So...could this show POSSIBLY at all, be shown on my highlight reel?
Author: Maybe...
Nicole: Hey! I thought I was gonna be on that show!?!
Jericho: This is so much better!
Nicole: Well, I wish I could poof you...*crosses arms*
Booker: This show is for SUCKAS!!!
Rock: The Rock is on TV? How is The People's hair?
Kayla: You have like no hair...
Rock: You're right...How's the People's eyebrow?
Kayla: Great...as usual...*rolls eyes*
Matt: So...this was all jsut a stupid TV show?
Kurt: Do I get milk for finding the key?
Author: No.
Kurt: *looks devishly at his frying pan then back at the author and smiles evily* Kurt no milk? Author no poof....BAM! *hits author with frying pan*
RVD: Dude, not cool.
Kurt: EEEKKK!!! BAD DUDE! *hits him in the head with frying pan*
Nicole: Kurt put the frying pan down!
Kurt: EEKKK!! BAD SUPER NICOLE!!! *hits her in the head with frying pan*
Shane: Man! Stop hitting people with the frying pan already!
Kurt: EEKKK!!! BAD SUPER HERO! *hits him in the head with frying pan*
Nickie: Kurt..please put the frying pan down...
Kurt: Aww...nice lady...no hit....
Jeff: KURT! Put the frying pan down!
Kurt: EEKKK!!! BAD RAINBOW! *hits him in the head with frying pan*
Nickie: KURT! WHY DID YOU WHACK JEFF?
Kurt: EEEKKK!!!! BAD NICE LADY! *hits her in the head with frying pan*
Jericho: Shut the hell up junior!
Kurt: ICK! UGLY MAN!
Jericho: I am NOT ugl...*gets hit in the head with frying pan*
Kayla: Dude, stop whacking people...
Matt: Yeah...
Kurt: EEEKKK!!! BAD COUPLE! *whacks them in the head with frying pan*
Amber: I'll give you some of my pie...?
Brianne: Me too...
Kurt: EEEKKK!!!! NASTY HOS!! *whacks them twice with frying pan*
Booker: Sucka! Tell me you did not just whack all those people!?!
Kurt: EEEKKK!!! BAD BOOK!! *whacks him with the frying pan*
Rock: Woah woah woah woah...The Rock think that you need to put that frying pan down...or what The Rocks' gonna do, The Rock's gonna take that frying pan your holding, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up YOUR CANDY ASS!!!
Kurt: EEEKKK!!! BAD WORD! *throws frying pan at The Rock, and it hits him in the head*
Kurt :*looks around* Kurt whack everybody?
*No reply*
Kurt: It's true...it's damn true! *covers his mouth* *ruins and grabs the frying pan*
Kurt: Bye bye TV...EEEKKK!!! BAD KURT!!!*whacks himself with the frying pan*
::Interesting show everybody...thank God it's over...Oh well...*whacks self with frying pan*::
THE END!