A/N- sry it took so long to update. I've been busy with school and
volleyball and all that crap but I'm back now so here's the next chapter.
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Chapter 7- Demented Dumbledore and Loopy Lupin
A few days later, Harry walked into the Great Hall and sat next to Neville and Hermione for breakfast. He'd given up on trying to be friends with Ron, Seamus and Dean.
"Say Hermione did you do your Defense Against the Dark Arts homework?" Harry asked.
"We had homework?" she said surprised.
"Uh, yeah," Harry said. "I'll take that as a no."
"Oh well. It's just homework," Hermione said.
"Hermione! How can you say that? Homework is good! It helps you get good grades," said Neville. "I did my homework and I'm 99.76953% sure that all my answers are correct. You can copy mine Harry."
"Ok thanks," said Harry.
Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle walked up to him.
"Hey Harry. How's it going?" Malfoy asked him.
"Good," said Harry.
"I can't wait to watch you play in the Quidditch game next Saturday. Hufflepuff is such an easy team," said Malfoy.
"Yeah, I think we can beat them," said Harry.
"Well see you later," said Malfoy.
Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle walked away. Suddenly there was a bad smell in the Great Hall.
"Oh my god! What the heck?" Harry yelled trying not to breathe through his nose.
"Ew it smells gross," said Neville plugging his nose.
"I think it smells wonderful.." Hermione said dreamily, taking a big sniff and then fainting.
"Potter did it!" Ron yelled pointing to Harry.
"Actually Ron that was me! Hahahahahahaha!" Percy shouted in a hillbilly voice.
"I can't believe this. Percy broke another rule. Farting on school grounds is strictly prohibited," said Fred.
"If he breaks any more rules, we'll have to report him," George said.
Dumbledore walked into the Great Hall. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and red shorts.
"Aloooooooooooooooooooooooha!" he said happily.
Everyone turned around and looked at him.
"Surf's up!" he said. "Hang 10 dudes!"
He walked up to the teacher table singing "Surfing USA."
"Attention dudes! It's time for a brief anatomy lesson," said Dumbledore. "Please stand up."
Groaning, everyone stood up.
"Ready? Ok!" Dumbledore said. He began singing and pointing to the body parts as he sang them. "Head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes! Head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose, head and shoulders knees and toes!"
Everyone looked at Dumbledore like he was an idiot.
"Hey, the old guy's demented!" Ron yelled to Seamus and Dean, who nodded an agreement.
"RON!" Fred and George said appalled. "It's against school rules to call the headmaster names."
"What made you 2 such goody-goodys all of a sudden?" Ron snapped.
"Hey dudes, since you express so much interest in body parts, you can come up here and demonstrate my anatomy lesson with me!" Dumbledore said happily.
"I'd rather not," said Ron.
"Ok! Good news! The anatomy lesson's over! Now we're going to learn the Hokey Pokey!" said Dumbledore. He began singing. "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put right foot in and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all about.."
Everyone ran out of the Great Hall while Dumbledore continued singing.
*+*+*+*+
Harry walked into his Defense Against the Dark Arts class with Hermione and Neville. Ron, Seamus and Dean were already there.
"Man can you rip some stinky ones Potter," said Ron.
"Shut up," said Harry. "It was Percy. He even admitted it."
"He was just covering for you," said Ron.
"Yeah," said Seamus and Dean.
"We're gonna go sit down. Talk to you later Harry," Neville said nervously.
Neville and Hermione left.
"Is it my imagination or are Dean and Seamus getting dumber?" Harry asked.
"Hahahahaha..what?" said Seamus and Dean.
"DON'T INSULT MY FRIENDS!" Ron yelled.
Professor Lupin skipped into the room.
"Hello!" he said. "Sit down everyone!"
Harry sat down next to Neville and Hermione. Ron, Seamus and Dean sat as far away from Harry as possible.
"Hello! My name is Lupin and I'm loopy!" Professor Lupin said happily. He began singing. "I'm loopy! I'm loopy! I'm loopy loopy loopy! I'm loopy...."
"Oh man are we gonna have to sing AGAIN?" Harry asked.
"No sonny!" said Professor Lupin. "I'm the only one who's loopy so I'm the only one who can sing the Loopy Song!"
"I dunno, Harry's a pretty loopy guy too," said Ron. "Actually, you 2 would get along well."
"Would we really?" said Lupin. "Well in that case: We're loopy! We're loopy! We're loopy loopy loopy! We're loopy...."
"Excuse me Professor but what will we be learning this year?" Neville asked.
"Well, the Loopy Song of course!" said Lupin.
Harry and everyone else in his class spent the entire time learning the Loopy Song. It was a relieft when the bell rang.
"What a waste of my life!" Neville said angrily. "I was hoping to learn exciting new things but no! I have to learn the Loopy Song. Lockhart was way better than this guy."
"Neville you need to calm down," said Harry. "Let's get some lunch."
Harry, Neville and Hermione walked into the Great Hall. Dumbledore and Lupin were there.
"Hey look," Ron said to Seamus and Dean as they walked into the Great Hall, "it's Demented Dumbledore and Loopy Lupin."
"Hahahahaha," said Seamus and Dean.
"It's time for the afternoon show dudes!" said Dumbledore. "You're just in time! Ready Remus?"
"Ready Albus!" said Lupin.
"Oh god," said Harry.
"We're loopy! We're loopy! We're loopy loopy loopy! We're loopy..." Dumbledore and Lupin sang.
"AAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOO!!!!! STOP THE SINGING!!!!!!" everyone yelled, running out of the Great Hall.
Chapter 7- Demented Dumbledore and Loopy Lupin
A few days later, Harry walked into the Great Hall and sat next to Neville and Hermione for breakfast. He'd given up on trying to be friends with Ron, Seamus and Dean.
"Say Hermione did you do your Defense Against the Dark Arts homework?" Harry asked.
"We had homework?" she said surprised.
"Uh, yeah," Harry said. "I'll take that as a no."
"Oh well. It's just homework," Hermione said.
"Hermione! How can you say that? Homework is good! It helps you get good grades," said Neville. "I did my homework and I'm 99.76953% sure that all my answers are correct. You can copy mine Harry."
"Ok thanks," said Harry.
Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle walked up to him.
"Hey Harry. How's it going?" Malfoy asked him.
"Good," said Harry.
"I can't wait to watch you play in the Quidditch game next Saturday. Hufflepuff is such an easy team," said Malfoy.
"Yeah, I think we can beat them," said Harry.
"Well see you later," said Malfoy.
Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle walked away. Suddenly there was a bad smell in the Great Hall.
"Oh my god! What the heck?" Harry yelled trying not to breathe through his nose.
"Ew it smells gross," said Neville plugging his nose.
"I think it smells wonderful.." Hermione said dreamily, taking a big sniff and then fainting.
"Potter did it!" Ron yelled pointing to Harry.
"Actually Ron that was me! Hahahahahahaha!" Percy shouted in a hillbilly voice.
"I can't believe this. Percy broke another rule. Farting on school grounds is strictly prohibited," said Fred.
"If he breaks any more rules, we'll have to report him," George said.
Dumbledore walked into the Great Hall. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and red shorts.
"Aloooooooooooooooooooooooha!" he said happily.
Everyone turned around and looked at him.
"Surf's up!" he said. "Hang 10 dudes!"
He walked up to the teacher table singing "Surfing USA."
"Attention dudes! It's time for a brief anatomy lesson," said Dumbledore. "Please stand up."
Groaning, everyone stood up.
"Ready? Ok!" Dumbledore said. He began singing and pointing to the body parts as he sang them. "Head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes! Head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose, head and shoulders knees and toes!"
Everyone looked at Dumbledore like he was an idiot.
"Hey, the old guy's demented!" Ron yelled to Seamus and Dean, who nodded an agreement.
"RON!" Fred and George said appalled. "It's against school rules to call the headmaster names."
"What made you 2 such goody-goodys all of a sudden?" Ron snapped.
"Hey dudes, since you express so much interest in body parts, you can come up here and demonstrate my anatomy lesson with me!" Dumbledore said happily.
"I'd rather not," said Ron.
"Ok! Good news! The anatomy lesson's over! Now we're going to learn the Hokey Pokey!" said Dumbledore. He began singing. "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put right foot in and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all about.."
Everyone ran out of the Great Hall while Dumbledore continued singing.
*+*+*+*+
Harry walked into his Defense Against the Dark Arts class with Hermione and Neville. Ron, Seamus and Dean were already there.
"Man can you rip some stinky ones Potter," said Ron.
"Shut up," said Harry. "It was Percy. He even admitted it."
"He was just covering for you," said Ron.
"Yeah," said Seamus and Dean.
"We're gonna go sit down. Talk to you later Harry," Neville said nervously.
Neville and Hermione left.
"Is it my imagination or are Dean and Seamus getting dumber?" Harry asked.
"Hahahahaha..what?" said Seamus and Dean.
"DON'T INSULT MY FRIENDS!" Ron yelled.
Professor Lupin skipped into the room.
"Hello!" he said. "Sit down everyone!"
Harry sat down next to Neville and Hermione. Ron, Seamus and Dean sat as far away from Harry as possible.
"Hello! My name is Lupin and I'm loopy!" Professor Lupin said happily. He began singing. "I'm loopy! I'm loopy! I'm loopy loopy loopy! I'm loopy...."
"Oh man are we gonna have to sing AGAIN?" Harry asked.
"No sonny!" said Professor Lupin. "I'm the only one who's loopy so I'm the only one who can sing the Loopy Song!"
"I dunno, Harry's a pretty loopy guy too," said Ron. "Actually, you 2 would get along well."
"Would we really?" said Lupin. "Well in that case: We're loopy! We're loopy! We're loopy loopy loopy! We're loopy...."
"Excuse me Professor but what will we be learning this year?" Neville asked.
"Well, the Loopy Song of course!" said Lupin.
Harry and everyone else in his class spent the entire time learning the Loopy Song. It was a relieft when the bell rang.
"What a waste of my life!" Neville said angrily. "I was hoping to learn exciting new things but no! I have to learn the Loopy Song. Lockhart was way better than this guy."
"Neville you need to calm down," said Harry. "Let's get some lunch."
Harry, Neville and Hermione walked into the Great Hall. Dumbledore and Lupin were there.
"Hey look," Ron said to Seamus and Dean as they walked into the Great Hall, "it's Demented Dumbledore and Loopy Lupin."
"Hahahahaha," said Seamus and Dean.
"It's time for the afternoon show dudes!" said Dumbledore. "You're just in time! Ready Remus?"
"Ready Albus!" said Lupin.
"Oh god," said Harry.
"We're loopy! We're loopy! We're loopy loopy loopy! We're loopy..." Dumbledore and Lupin sang.
"AAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOO!!!!! STOP THE SINGING!!!!!!" everyone yelled, running out of the Great Hall.