~*Round 3*~

(Thanx to stalkergirl for reminding me about the statistics. Completely forgot about it)

Anne: Round three team and so far you banked $4200. Six of you left, 15 seconds coming off the clock and we'll start with the strongest link from the last round, that's Marik. Let's play the weakest link.

Anne: Marik, "How many roads can a man walk down before you can call him a man?" what kind of question is this?

Marik: Rhetorical.

Anne: Correct, Tea, complete this sentence: Fly like a humming bird, sting like a what?

Tea: (takes 5 seconds to figure it out) Bee?

Anne: Correct. Kaiba, which country is more northern, Russia or Greenland?

Kaiba: Russia.

Anne: Correct. Joey, in Australia, is Christmas celebrated during winter or summer?

Joey: Summer.

Anne: Correct. Yugi, if you lived in Australia, and if you flush the toilet, which way does the water go?

Yugi: What kind of question is that?!? Clockwise.

Anne: Correct. Bakura, is Baghdad in India or Iraq?

Bakura: (scratches his head) Iraq.

Anne: Correct. Marik, which city has the highest population in Japan?

Marik: Tokyo.

Anne: Tea…

Tea: Bank!

Anne: Which famous rapper sang "Without Me" and "Superman"?

Tea: Eminem.

Anne: Correct. Kaiba, what music program was shut down in the year 2000?

Kaiba: Napster.

Anne: Correct. Joey, the square root of 9 is what?

Joey: 3

Anne: Correct. Yugi, what card is stronger in attack points, Dark Magician or Gamma the Magnet Warrior?

Yugi: Dark Magician.

Anne: Correct. Bakura…

Bakura: Bank!!

Anne: In the 18th Century…

{Time's Up}

Anne: Time's up. In that round, you banked a measly $15,000. You guys had eight questions in a row…right!!

(Tea's face flushes with embarrassment knowing she's the one who blew it)

Anne: Fine, that money is going to the next round but one of you guys won't. Who here has slept their way to the next grade? It's time to vote on who you think is the Weakest Link.

(Statistics show that Marik is the strongest link. The weakest link is Tea but would the team notice?)

Bakura: (looks up at Marik suspiciously, speaking to him telepathically) Marik, what the hell are you up to?

Marik: (turning to Bakura, smirking) I'm just having a little fun with Tea. There's no rule that I can't now is there?

Bakura: (smirks back) Right…but still. Give her a break. Unless if you want her to look wasted on TV.

Marik: You're giving me ideas Bakura.

Bakura: Don't start it.

Anne: Voting is over. It's time to reveal who you think is the Weakest Link.

Joey: Tea

Yugi: Tea

Bakura: Marik

Marik: Joey

Tea: Joey

Kaiba: Tea

Marik: (turning to Bakura, speaking through his mind) And just what do you think you're doing?

Bakura: (grins at Marik) There's no rule that you can't vote on your friends now is there.

Marik: Whoa, being a little testy now are we?

Bakura: Perhaps

Anne: (turns to Kaiba) Kaiba?

Kaiba: What?

Anne: Looking a little flushed now are we?

Kaiba: Nah, just a little hot here, that's all.

Anne: Nobody really cares whether you're buff or not.

(All the audience goes "whoa")

Anne: Why Tea?

Kaiba: Well, we were about to get the 25 grand until the biiiii-yotch spoiled it.

Tea: (turns to Kaiba) What did you just called me you snot-nosed pigeon twit?

Kaiba: Plus, she takes too long answering a kindergarten question.

Anne: Well Tea. You know where you should be going after going through the "Walk of Shame"? Go to the bank and go check to see if you still have enough money to live through the rest of the day. With three votes, you are the Weakest Link. Good-bye!

Tea: (slowly steps off the podium, glaring at Kaiba, pointing a finger at him) You going down Kaiba. (Strides through the "Walk of Shame")

Tea: Kaiba better go down. I swear he's so conceited sometimes. I mean…it's not my fault. It's as if my memory suddenly got zapped. I got no idea why. This fucking sucks. I'm not sure who would win but I sure hope it better not be Kaiba or that dumb-ass Marik.

~*Round 4 To Be Continued*~