The 12 Days at Hogwarts
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me Voldemort in a thong.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the fifth day of Chrismas my true love gave to me five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine Weasley's squabbling, eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten dusty spellbooks, nine Weasley's squabbling, eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven swooping owls, ten dusty spellbooks, nine Weasley's squabbling, eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the twelvth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve snuffling snifflers, eleven swooping owls, ten dusty spellbooks, nine Weasley's squabbling, eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me Voldemort in a thong.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the fifth day of Chrismas my true love gave to me five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine Weasley's squabbling, eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten dusty spellbooks, nine Weasley's squabbling, eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven swooping owls, ten dusty spellbooks, nine Weasley's squabbling, eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.
On the twelvth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve snuffling snifflers, eleven swooping owls, ten dusty spellbooks, nine Weasley's squabbling, eight grouchy goblins, six potions a brewin', five butterbeers, four freaky houses, three nosy children, two drunken house elves and Voldemort in a thong.