(Note From Author: I am aware that there is a "new" Weakest Link and the "old" Weakest Link. Actually, I know the difference…so…yeah. I'm using the old weakest link because well…I like Anne Robinson…heh…she actually shows no mercy when it comes to dissing the players.

~*Round 4*~

Anne: Round Four team, so far, you banked $19,200. Five of you left, fifteen seconds coming off from the clock, we'll start with the strongest player from the last round. That's you Marik. Let's play the Weakest Link!

Anne: Marik, where did Japan hit during World War 2?

Marik: Ha…Hawaii?

Anne: Correct. Kaiba, who composed the music Fur Elise?

Kaiba: Beethoven.

Anne: Correct. Joey, how many weeks are in a year?

Joey: Uh…(counts his fingers which take him about 5 seconds) 52.

Anne: Correct. Yugi, who is the first person to sail all around the world?

Yugi: (is a bit lost at first before coming back into reality) Christopher Columbus.

Anne: Correct. Bakura what main ingredient is found in nail polish remover?

Bakura: Alcohol.

Anne: Correct. Marik, if I have 20 dollars and I buy six boxes of Pocky for $2.50 each, how much would I have left?

Marik: (Thinks for a long moment as the clock slowly reaches 1:10, counting his fingers) Could you repeat the question.

Anne: If I have twenty dollars and I buy six boxes of Pocky for $2.50 each, how much would I have left?

Marik: (is in deep thought, still counting his fingers, mumbling something) Five dollars.

Anne: Correct. Kaiba, what is Na in the periodic table?

Kaiba: Sodium.

Anne: Correct. Joey, who is the one that made up the formula E=mc²?

Joey: Albert Einstein.

Anne: Correct. Bakura…

Bakura: Bank!!

{Everyone starts cheering as they finally reached the $25,000 target. Even the players}

Anne: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you guys reached your 25 grand within the time limit. That money will go on to the next round but thankfully one of you guys won't. Who here thinks a quarterback is a refund? Who here thinks babysitting means sitting on a baby? It's time to vote off the weakest link.

(Statistically, Kaiba is the strongest link. Marik, the strongest link from the last round, is now the weakest link. But will the votes follow the facts?)

Anne: Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link?

Joey: Marik

Yugi: Marik:

Bakura: Joey

Marik: Kaiba

Kaiba: Joey.

Anne: Maybe it's just me (takes off her glasses and starts wiping them) or we actually have jackasses who managed to survive from being voted off. You guys can't vote for jack. (Turns to Bakura) Bakura?

Bakura: (his lips curls to a twisted grin, saying nothing more)

Anne: Somehow, we haven't gotten to talk to you throughout the whole show. Why Joey?

Bakura: As much as he sucks in dueling, he pretty much sucks throughout the whole show.

Joey: Hey wait a minute! (Turns to Bakura, making a fist) You're the one who got your ass kicked from Yami during the Battle City finals.

Anne: (turns to Joey) Joey.

Joey: Yes ma'am.

Anne: Joey, could you do me a favor?

Joey: Uh…okay.

Anne: Don't call me ma'am. Because incase you might go through the "Walk of Shame" you're gonna call me mom!

Joey: What the?

Anne: Enough talk. Why Marik?

Joey: Simple and easy. He almost gave us a heart attack when you asked him about buying six boxes of Pocky and it took him what…a minute?

Anne: Well, you know how it goes. When the vote is tied, the strongest link gets to cast the deciding vote. And the strongest link was…Kaiba.

Kaiba: What the?

(All the audience goes "whoa")

Anne: Kaiba, you voted for Joey. Now you can keep that vote and have Joey go through the "Walk of Shame". Or for whatever reason, you change your mind and vote off Marik. What's it gonna be?

Kaiba: Well, it's obvious on who I'm gonna pick to take that lovely stroll down the "Walk of Shame" I'm voting off good ol' Joey.

Joey: Why you…

Anne: Statistically, the weakest link that round was Marik…

Marik: Ah screw that!

Anne: But it's votes that count. Joey, hope you got enough change in your pocket to take the bus home. With two votes, you are the Weakest Link! Goodbye!

Joey: Hold it Anne! (cracks his knuckles)  I'm gonna teach Kaiba boy a lesson for always screwing with me.

(He then jumped off his podium, charging towards Kaiba. Tackling him to the ground. The audience starts cheering as the two pinned each other. Kaiba punches Joey in the face a couple of times while Joey starts choking Kaiba)

Mokuba: (from the audience) C'mon big brother. Kick Joey's ass. You can do it big bro.

Tristan: (leaping from the audience stand, pulling Joey away from Kaiba) Ok that's it Joey. Jeez. What a spoiled brat.

Joey: Yeah, tell it like it is Tristan.

Tristan: You ass, I'm not talking about Kaiba, I'm talking about you. Can't even have some dignity and go through the "Walk of Shame" like a real man.

(Tristan drags Joey down the "Walk of Shame" leaving Joey to start cursing at Kaiba)

Joey: Kaiba, your ass is going down next. I can promise you that.

Kaiba: (laughs) Well, well, well, Wheeler, we'll just have to see about that.

Marik: Whoa, I guess he really was the weakest link after all.

Bakura: (looks at Marik, Kaiba, and Yugi) I wonder, who's the next person going down.

Marik: (speaking through Bakura's mind) You do know that we made a deal before the show. You vote for me and I get voted off, I'm gonna bring hell upon you.

Bakura: (starts speaking through Marik's mind) Just wait and see. Maybe I'll vote you off. Maybe I won't. (smirks at Marik)

Joey: That stupid ass Kaiba. He better lose. Whoa, just wait till I get my hands on him when he takes that "Walk of Shame" I'm gonna be back here waiting Kaiba, if you're man enough.

~*Round 5 To Be Continued*~