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~*Round 5*~
Anne: Round 5 team and so far you banked $44,200. Four of you left, fifteen seconds coming off from the clock, we'll start with the strongest link from the last round, that's Marik. Let's play the Weakest Link!
Anne: Marik, what is Elmo's world mostly made of?
Marik: Crayon.
Anne: I'll accept that. Kaiba, true or false? Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch was once orange during the old episodes.
Kaiba: False.
Anne: True. Yugi, what kind of person eats human flesh?
Yugi: The truly sick ones…Uh…a carnivore?
Anne: Correct. Bakura, what popular card game involves taking off an article of clothing when losing a hand.
Bakura: (smirks, laughing) Strip Poker!
Anne: Correct Marik, the…
Marik: Bank!
Anne: That bank was too late. The song "I Love You" from Barney is sung when?
Marik: Damn kiddie show! (Starts taking his time, wondering when the hell do they sing that annoying song) In the beginning?
Anne: In the end. Kaiba, what animal symbolizes the "Playboy" magazine?
Kaiba: Rabbit.
Anne: I'll accept that. Yugi, majority of western cartoons have how many fingers?
Yugi: Four.
Anne: Correct. Bakura, how many months does a woman go through pregnancy?
Bakura: Nine.
Anne: Correct. Marik, which American state is more bigger according to size. Alaska or Texas?
Marik: Alaska.
Anne: Correct. Kaiba, when mixing red and blue together, what color do they turn out to?
Kaiba: Uh…Orange?
Anne: Purple. Yugi, true or false? 2+2 is the same as 2x2.
Yugi: True.
Anne: Correct. Bakura, how many Austin Powers movies are there so far?
Bakura: (counts his fingers) Three.
Anne: Correct..Ma-
Marik: Bank!
Anne: That bank was too early. Marik, how many points does a Jewish star have?
Marik: Six.
Anne: Correct. Kaiba. According to the bible, who ate the forbidden fruit first, Adam or Eve?
Kaiba: Eve.
Anne: Correct. Yugi, in ancient times, hieroglyphics were carved…
{Time's Up}
Anne: Time's up! I cannot complete the question. Well…congratulations team. After eliminating all the dumb-ass people, we still get more dumb people. You banked NOTHING!! Fine, that nothing is going to the next round but thank god one of you is not. Who here thinks The Rock is actually made out of solid rock? Who thinks 1+1 is 11? It's time to vote off who you think is the Weakest Link.
(Statistic show that Yugi is the strongest link. Kaiba is the weakest link. He answered most of his questions wrong. But will anyone notice?)
Anne: Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is the Weakest Link.
Yugi: Marik
Bakura: Kaiba
Marik: Kaiba
Kaiba: Yugi
Anne: (turns to Marik) Marik?
Marik: (smirks) Yes?
Anne: (looks behind him for a moment) Marik what's that in your hand that you're trying to hide?
Marik: (shyly takes out his millennium rod) It's a good luck charm.
Anne: Is that so? Why Kaiba?
Marik: Isn't it obvious? Kaiba had the most questions wrong.
Anne: Well, Kaiba may have the most questions wrong but you can't bank for shit Marik!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Marik: Well, I'm not the one with the most votes.
Bakura: (raises his hand) I'll be glad to change my vote to Marik.
Marik: (turns to Bakura, glaring at him) What did you say bitch?!?
Bakura: (grins) You heard me clearly. I'll be glad to vote you off but seeing that I can't now…
Anne: (turns to Kaiba) Kaiba.
Kaiba: Oh hell no lady. You ain't gonna vote me off. You don't know who I am. I'm Seto Kaiba. I run the Kaiba Corp and I am the greatest duelist in history.
Bakura: Yeah, till Yugi and Yami kicked your ass in it. (Bakura and Marik started laughing. Yugi snuck in an undercover laugh)
Anne: Well Kaiba. Not much I can say here. It's votes that count. With two votes, you are the Weakest Link! Goodbye!
(Kaiba slowly gets off the podium glaring at Yugi, Bakura and Marik)
Bakura: Take it like a man Kaiba. Take it like a man.
(Marik falls to his knees, holding his forehead, screaming in pain. His hair growing much longer and wild. Smirking, he then stood up, running his fingers through his hair.)*
Marik: Ah, I feel so much better.
Bakura: I see you have awaken from your sleep.
Yugi: Oh no, not this bozo again (stares at Marik)
Kaiba: I swear to god. You three are cheats. I hope all of you guys lose. Because I'm Kaiba, I'm the master, I'm…
(Joey tackles Kaiba from the side as the two started punching and beating the hell out of each other)
* Imagine the Marik when he was challenging Mai…there you go, now you know what he looks like * laughs *