TO: princessaly@eudoramail.com FROM: sahelu2002@eudoramail.com SUBJECT: Attack of the Clones, Lumholdt Style (be afraid, be very afraid) MESSAGE: Am: Help C1: Die Am: Eep C1: Kill M: I think Amit might be dreaming again QB: Yeah just hope BZ ain't using her machine again C2: System running. Target sighted. Kill. S: Ummm, guys, I don't think he's dreaming D: Is the Jolly Green Giant taking over the world again? A: Attack D: Uh oh QB: Don't think she's over the dump yet Dhani D: Me no think so either Queenie IWB: HELPIE HELPIE HELPIE MY CHARACTERS HAVE GONE BANANA CUCKOO!!!!!!!!!!! IWA: HELPIE HELPIE HELPIE I CAN'T SHUT UPPIE I TOO HYPIE!!!!!!! all raise eyebrows Am: Nice S: Ermmmmmmm IWS: MEEZA HYPIE HYPIE AND MEEZA LIKEY LIKEY!!!!!!!!! all insane writers run out of room S, QB, A: eyebrows raised high Whatever BZ: Heh. Heh. They don't know what I'm up to. IWS: Yet. BZ: eyebrows raised Reeeeeeaaaaaallyyyyyyyy. IWS: Yeah, I mean, go figure, right? BZ: I guess so. Anyway. IWS: I mean, they'll figure out in their own little ways how you clone yourself and armor them and then like like like.. BZ: I think you might be ruining the plot IWS: THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!!! A: Holy good Goddess. IWS runs out of room screaming IWS: LADIDADIDADIDADI I AIN'T NO LADY!!!!!!!!! I TOO HYPIE TO BE LADYLIKE!!!!! I DON'T CARE EITHER LALALALALALA!!!!! All eyebrows raised sky high S: That's scary. D: Yeah, that's the maniac who is writing this skit. A: Holy crud, she is on Dr. Pepper again. QB: Very Sarcastic Look How do you figure? M: So when's the part when the clones attack? Enter IWS IWS: I ain't talkin'. M: What? You're the writer, why don't you just let it happen? IWS: Lazy, hypie, crazy, don't go there. M: Figures. S: Okay, guess we'll just lie around and wait, eh? All Clones: Attack. S: Okay, then, no more waiting. All Clones: Death is approaching, surrender or die. BZ: Heh heh heh. Rubbing hands together A: Sigh, sigh What a devil. S: No kidding. M: Ready for the old one-two? S: Bored look. Like usual. A: Here we go again. S: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (PAUSE) YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All Clones: Ow, that hurt. Simulator not functioning. S: Hee hee hee, all down, zero to go. BZ: Blast it all.

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Well mua ha ha ha, I am so evil, aren't I? This is the way the money goes around here, when you are bored, you write skits up the wazoo. Speaking of the wazoo, I think Marie may need to yell at Amit for indecent exposure. Holy crapola bananas, if he's not careful, he'll let even his thang hang out of his jeans. Nice mental picture, huh? More to come. Dhani won't put jeans on. Or a shirt. So he's just walking around the bus (or sleeping) with just boxers on in this freezing Sweden weather while we travel again. We're expected to be done soon, so then I can actually come and visit you. That will be nice, won't it? Look forward to meeting Beth, Nick, and Elysa. And maybe your friend Katrina. She is nice, she's been sending us random e-mails.
So what is up in your world? School going all right? Are you really going to quit band? Personally I think you should stay in band, but it's your decision and none of my beeswax. So then, what else are you doing besides school? Any dates??? Do tell. I'm kind of freaked out because your parents are slowly letting you go. I mean, hello? High heels? Makeup? Panty hose? Cleavage-showing dresses? Contacts? A HAIRCUT??? Girlfriend, you are growing up faster than I did! I still don't wear panty hose! I mean, unless I'm forced to or something, I never ever wear them. Holy Goddess. Look, I want to let you know also that I might not come and if I do it could be just for Samhain since that's already coming up fast. Can you believe it? Day after tomorrow is the first of October. Sheesh.
I watched "Master of Disguise" last night on my portable DVD player. What fun. I mean, what he said in that one scene is totally true right now.
"Sleepy time, she comes." How fun. How very fun. Tell Beth that I've bought all the Inuyasha DVDs just to gawk at Sesshomaru's hot bod. Yes, yes, yes, I know he is hers but all the same I am entitled to gawk at whichever anime character is hottest and for me that is Sesshomaru. Love ME!