It was continued by an extremely bored Aly who wanted to write as much
skit-stuff as she could. Unfortunately, multiple calls from Sara,
Marie, Amit, Dhani, and other friends of hers delayed the writings of the
continuations, sequels,and new originals...
A CONTINUATION
S: DIE DIE DIE DAMN YOU ALL DIE DIE DIE!!!
M: Um, what for?
S: Threatening my best friend... Why I oughta...
SS: Well, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.
A: You stole that from Ashley Hadley and me!
SS: Well, I-
A: Yooooooooouuuuuu DIE NOW!!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEE-YA!!!
SS: Ow, ow, you hit the wrong place...
B: I shall kill you now!
A: Bring it on!
D: (completely out of the blue) Ahhhhhhhh! The Jolly Green Giant is
taking over the world! We are doomed! Doomed! Doomed forever, I tell
you!!!
Silence
B: Oh, get on with it, he's just speaking Dhani again...
S: I SO SWEAR I'LL SLAP YOUR BALLS SO HARD THEY'LL FLY OFF!!!!!
SS: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJA!!!!!!
I: I shall use the only weapon I have against the brunette with
glasses-KNICKERS KNICKERS KNICKERS KNICKERS...
A: Nooooooo! Nooooo, no no no please I beg of you no have MERCY!!!
I: KNICKERS! INUYASHA'S KNICKERS! BRAD PITT'S KNICKERS! MATT
BRAWNER'S KNICKERS! SESSHOMARU'S KNICKERS!!!
A: ALY TO BRAIN ALY TO BRAIN ALY TO BRAIN ALY TO BRAIN!!!!! SHUT UP
SHUT UP DAMN IT ALL SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! WE ARE NOT THINKING
ABOUT SESSHOMARU'S MIGHTILY BIG VALENTINE'S DAY KNICKERS!!!!
B: You will die for that!
Am: No! No! No! Bad picture in brain, bad picture in brain! No
knickers in brain, I'm worse than Aly when it comes to having a
photographic memory!!!! Bad, horrible, horrible memory! No, no,
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Begin flashback sequence*
(Sesshomaru is just minding his own business, walking down the palace
halls. Along comes Inuyasha, who, horror of all horrors-depantses him
in front of Dhani, Amit, Sara and Aly.)
SS: Oh GOD YOU LIL BASTARD!!
S: Gasp no!
A: Inuyasha!!
D: Damn you!!! You're going to set-
Am: NOOOOOO NOT THE KNICKERS!!
D: Amit off. Shit.
Am: KNICKERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NO NOT THE KNICKERS NO I BEG OF YOU
PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*End flashback sequence*
Am: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
S: COME HERE YOU!!!
(S runs after Amit)
Am: Ahhhh! She's going to kill me! She's going to kill me! I'll be
deaddy dead dead in a moment if you don't call her off!
M: Sara you're running after the wrong guy! In fact, you're running
after MY GUY!!!
S: Sara to brain, Sara to brain, SWITCH GEARS, DAMN YOU ALL TO
HELL!!!!!
SS: AHHHHH NOOOOOO HELP!!!
S: You are dead-o meat-o!
I: I want to shoot all of you!
M: Oh, go stick your head in a pot of boiling oil!
A: Who's the psycho pagan?! I'M the psycho pagan! (turns around to
face SS) Don't make me kick off your manly balls, boy!!!
(BZ ambles on in)
BZ: Damn you all, why can't you just shut the hell up so I can sleep?!
(Drake comes in behind her)
Dr: Shut up, all of you! I can't hang in the rafters with all this
noise comin' through the damn fool slats!!!!!
D: EXTERMINATE THE BZ BITCHIE WOMAN!!!!!
BZ: Eep.
D: (Running wildly after BZ) You want da hifl?? Well YOU CAN'T HANDLE
DA HIFL!!!!!
B: YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME IT'S MINE MINE MINE MY LINE MY LINE MY LINE
IT'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!
M: NOW YOU STOLE THAT OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!
S: AHHH IT'S THE ELDERLY MAD OUT TO KILL US ALL!!!! (runs out of room)
Silence.
B: Well, I guess that's it then.
Dr: I want my money back.
M: You didn't pay for it.
Dr: Oh.
A: Would someone please yell at me about the spoilers.
B: Fine.
A: Um...
B: YOU SPOILER, I WAS JUST READING THE DAMN BOOK WHEN IN YOU COME,
MEANDERING ABOUT, YELLING ABOUT HOW IT WAS SO SAD AND GET A BOX OF KLEENEX
AND ALL OF THAT, AND I'M READING THE BOOK AND YOU SPOILER, YOU WERE
TRYING TO SPOIL IT FOR ME! DO YOU TAKE PLEASURE IN SPOILING GOOD BOOKS
FOR OTHER PEOPLE?! I KNEW YOU DID! NOW JUST HOW DO YOU PROPOSE FIXING
THIS, HUH? HUH???? YOU TELL ME, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT,
I'M THE ONE WHO WAS HURT BY IT! YOU SPOILING SPOILING SPOILER, NEVER DO
THAT AGAIN!!! I'M DONE YELLING AT YOU!!!!!
A: Okay, eep, noo...
S: Jakken is dead, my Jakken is dead...
I: (with total disgust) You LIKED him?
S: He was a hot, sweet loverboy...
I: (scornful) So how far did you get?
S: We had-HEY THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!!!!!