School Daze Saga
Fitness/Swimming class
A: Hey, Queen Beth, how do you like my new bikini?
D: I like, I like! (Starts making inappropriate noises)
A: Shut up.
D: What, too soon?
A: Duh.
BZ: I think it sucks.
QB: Well, nobody cares what you think. It looks great Aly.
A: Thank you.
QB: What about mine?
(wearing one like Elle Woods on "Legally Blonde," only baby blue)
Am: I think you're overdoing it.
M: Why are you guys here? (she's still wrapped in a towel)
Am: Why not?
S: This is a girl's locker room.
QB: Girls, gather round.
S: Oh, that is too good!
Am&D: Uh oh.
(The girls turn around)
M: You want to be in here? Well pay the price.
Am: Eep.
(girls take out perfume and begin to spray the guys)
D: It burns!!
M: No it doesn't.
D: Spray by spray you are taking away my manliness.
(Am, in a swarm of girls, throws up his hand and holds up 1, 2, then 3
fingers)
QB: Girls, I think they've suffered enough.
(girls walk out to the pool, followed by the soured-out men)
Teacher: Okay, class. (sniff) Good God, what is that smell?
(D&Am glow red with embarrassment)
Teacher: Girls, what did you do?
BZ: Kill it.
QB: Kill what?
(BZ runs over to the teacher & head butts him into the pool)
QB: Was that necessary?
BZ: Yes.
D: What's that Bzethio? You want to go for a swim?
BZ: Don't even think about it.
(D advances, arms out, ready to push)
BZ: (grabbing Aly) Stay back or else!
D: Or else what?
BZ: I'll shoot her in the head.
A: With what?
D: Yeah, with what?
BZ: This! Muahahahahaha!
A: Eeeeek no!
(BZ is holding a glue gun with hot pink glue)
D: No, no, nooooo! Hey, wait a minute!
Narrator: Will Aly get shot? (Most likely.) Find out next time on
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