Hiya! Just to warn you, I live in the middle of nowhere so you cant expect to see an update every time you go on the computer. but anyway, just deal with it and we'll get along fine.my first fanfic, I ask only for your patience.especially with the names. I know they're terribly unoriginal, but at least I didn't use Rose. Here we go:

Monday afternoon: closest hair salon to the LEP headquarters.

Captain Holly Short was late for work today. Again. So she had to work later than the other officers on her shift. Again. And she would be late for her yearly haircut. Again. Life was becoming repetitive. Again. She wasn't exactly sure she was glad they were rid of Artemis Fowl. You had to admit, things were slower for the LEP without a criminal mastermind to fight with. But anyway, back to the hair salon.

Holly walked in and rolled her eyes at the cheesy neon lights. She walked up to front desk. "Hey Lavender. Sorry I'm late. Lavender?" all that Lavender did was stare at her. She finally managed to get words out.

"Who are you? How do you know my name?"

Holly laughed. "You honestly don't recognize me? Well, in that case, cancel my appointment. It should be under Short. For Holly Short, one of your best friends you haven't seen in half a year because you're too busy?" Lavender finally caught on and nodded. "Sorry about that. You really do look that different. I mean, you like your hair shorter, and yours is almost down to your shoulders. It must have grown an awful lot this past year."

"Well, that was the reason I'm here. I've been working harder, though, so that might have something to do with it. But I got to go home and get some work done. Maybe I'll talk to you soon if my hair doesn't grow too long. Bye!" she walked out, glad to be gone from the annoying neon lights.

Sorry so short. My first chapter, really meant just to get it started. After this though, it'll be moving a lot faster. review!