Break Down
A/N: This would be a very long skit if I didn't add this little intro.
Here it goes. QB, Am and A stayed up all night finding a way to
deconjoin S and M. The next day BZ force fed D and C Dr. Pepper and
Mountain
Dew. Then Bzethio got mad at Joey (BOYFRIEND, in case you forgot).
BZ: That jerk.
M: You okay?
BZ: Men are dorks.
S: Duh.
BZ: Run.
S: Why?
BZ: Dieeeeeee!
S: Ahhhh!
M: Bzethio, stop!
BZ: Fine, you die too!
M: Eek!
D and Am are just walking around, minding their own business, when BZ
comes along...
D: What the-
Am: Shit, no-
5 minutes later
Am: This sux.
D: Geez, what did we do?
Am: I have no idea. Maybe it has something to do with Bzethio and
Joey's breakup. That might explain why she wrote "men are pigs" on our
arms.
D: Damn that is a painful wedgie. Why oh why did she tie our hands up
too?
Am: No clue. Why are you asking me questions with no answer?
D: Well, I guess this would be an even better question.
Am: Shoot.
D: Why oh why did I eat that bean burrito?!
Am: NO, PLEASE, NOOO!
D: Can't hold it back.
Am: Nooo, oh, please, I beg of you nooooooo!!!
S/E: *Bereep*
Am: Oh, he did it. OH GOD THE SMELL IS FATAL!!!!
D: Sorry, BZ made me eat them.
Am: And you listened to her!
D: Well, she said that or cheese and brussel sprouts.
Am: Good point.
D: Shush. I hear footsteps.
QB: Man, Cheeb, I am so tired. I just want to go to bed.
D: Oh, no.
Am: What?
D: My shoe is slipping off.
Am: So what?
D: Queen Beth is tired, so getting hit with a shoe won't help.
Am: Shit, keep it on!
D: It's slipping!
QB: What was that noise?
C: I have no clue.
D: (shoe slipping off) Heads up.
QB: Wha- (shoe hits Chibi)
D: I said heads up.
QB: (looks up to see the men dangling from the ceiling) This can't be
good.
Am: A little help!
QB: (slips on headset) Dangler sec 5 D and Am.
muffled speaking
QB: Yeah WR and BZ PR PTT.
Am: That code bugs me.
QB: Dangler sector 5, Dhani and Amit, Wedgie Remover and Bzethio Paint
Remover, Please and Thank You.
G1: Oh my.
G2: This could take awhile.
G3: (putting on latex gloves, holding a can and a scrubbie)
G4: Here are the extendos.
D: Extendos?
Am: Sweet.
QB: 1 and 2 could you please-
1&2: Bring BZ to you?
QB: Please and thank you. (goes up to undo Bzethio's mess)
D: Hi.
QB: Hiya. Hey #4-
4: Yeah?
QB: Take Chibi to get some aspirin for her head.
4: Okay.
QB: Man, how tight did Bzethio make this?
Am: You will be able to get us down, right?
D: I have a painful wedgie.
Am: Yeah, me too, but stop complaining.
QB: Be right back.
D: What?
QB: (gets down) Aly, help me please.
A: Hey, what's going on? GOD DAMN!
D: Hi, honey.
A: What is my fiancè doing up there?
QB: Long story.
Later
QB: BZETHIO!
BZ: WHAT?!?
QB: Why did you hang the men from the ceiling?!?
BZ: Why should I tell you?
QB: YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!!!
BZ: So?
QB: So! SO!! Is that all you can say?!?
BZ: Lighten up!
QB: Lighten up? LIGHTEN UP?! Bzethio, you keep pulling these stunts!
Do you have any idea how long it took to calm Chibi and Dhani down?!
BZ: Aaa, no, heh, that was funny, though.
QB: FUNNY!!! Chibi was literally bouncing off the walls!!!
BZ: Chill out, man.
QB: CHILL OUT! CHILL OUT! You are going to be the death of me!!!
BZ: So?
QB: (stunned face)
M: What's all the yelling about?
BZ: QB is flipping out.
S: QB, do you need to sit down?
QB: SIT? SIT, I CAN'T SIT!!!
M: Why do you say that?
QB: Everytime I try to relax, Bzethio does something.
S: Okay, Queen Beth, here, we'll take care of Bzethio and you go lay
down. To be honest you look like hell.
QB: It's not too bad.
S: Come on.
QB: NO, I can't. I CAN'T!!!
S: Why?
QB: Bzethio will wreak havoc.
S: Well, I knew that this would happen one day.
QB: What?
S: (Pulls out a needle) Sorry about this.
QB: Whoa.
S: Ahh, valium works miracles.
QB: So sleepy.
S: I know.
(FLOP)
QB: Zzzzzzzzzz...
S: Marie, little help...
ALY'S ADD ON:
S: I want to murder that little freakazoid.
M: No vi-
S: Oh, shut your blonde yap!
M: UH!!!
S: Listen, I'm going to go find BZ and give her some of this
Power-Sleep stuff.
M: You sure that's wise?
S: What do I have to lose?
M: (muttering) Everything, including a limb.
S has gone off to find BZ with pill bottle in hand.
D: SARA SARA SARA HELP ME PLEASE YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!!!
S: What the hell-
Am: (drooling) You so fiiiiiiine!
S: BZETHIO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!
BZ: Heh. Attraction formula.
S: Excuse me?
BZ: Heh heh heh. (POINK) Gotcha!
S: Ow, what- Ooh, hey, hot boy!
D: NOT AGAIN!!!! ALYYYYYYYYY!!! WHERE IS MY ALY! ALY, ALY, HELP!!!
D runs away, trying to get away from S and Am, who are slobbering...
D: ALY, ALY, ALY!!!!! ALY, ALY, ALY!!! MARIE OR ALY OR SOMEBODY-CHIBI
EVEN, HELLLP!!!! HELP HELP HELP!!!!
A: Wha- (wakes up) Wherewhowhathow?
Down the hall
M: What's going on out there?
D runs past
D: ATTRACTION FORMULAAAAAA- MARIE I'M BEING ATTACKED BY AMIT AND SARA,
THEY'RE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND YELLING AT ME AND SAYING HOW I'M SO
FINE AND I CAN'T GET AWAY AND BZETHIO DID IT...
M: I knew that was a bad idea.
D: HELP!!!
M: (reaches out for Am and S) No you don't.
S: LEMME AT THE FINE ONE!!!
Am: DAMN THE TORPEDOES-FIND HOT GUY!
M: Oh my Goddess. BZETHIOOOOOOOO!
A: I'll get her.
M: She's dangerous with that stuff.
A: Don't worry, I have my trusted dart gun.
M: You go, girl.
A goes on the hunt
BZ: You can't catch me, lalalalalaaaaalaaaa!!!
A: You wanna bet? (shoots gun)
BZ: (insert loud swearing here)
A: I'll get you! (shoots gun about 100 times)
BZ: I've been hit! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!! (falls over)
A: Heh. Knew I could get her.
M: (grimly) Now, if only we could find an antidote to that darned
attraction formula. Let's go, Aly.
A: Comin'.
BZ: (moans) Whuzzzzzzz...
LATER
(BZ is chained to the torture table down in the dungeons. D, A, QB, S,
C are sleeping. M looks about to have a breakdown herself.)
M: If I fall asleep, Bzethio will break loose. And then that's kaput
then... Oh how can I ever sleep... How... zzzzzzz...
~THE END~
A/N: This would be a very long skit if I didn't add this little intro.
Here it goes. QB, Am and A stayed up all night finding a way to
deconjoin S and M. The next day BZ force fed D and C Dr. Pepper and
Mountain
Dew. Then Bzethio got mad at Joey (BOYFRIEND, in case you forgot).
BZ: That jerk.
M: You okay?
BZ: Men are dorks.
S: Duh.
BZ: Run.
S: Why?
BZ: Dieeeeeee!
S: Ahhhh!
M: Bzethio, stop!
BZ: Fine, you die too!
M: Eek!
D and Am are just walking around, minding their own business, when BZ
comes along...
D: What the-
Am: Shit, no-
5 minutes later
Am: This sux.
D: Geez, what did we do?
Am: I have no idea. Maybe it has something to do with Bzethio and
Joey's breakup. That might explain why she wrote "men are pigs" on our
arms.
D: Damn that is a painful wedgie. Why oh why did she tie our hands up
too?
Am: No clue. Why are you asking me questions with no answer?
D: Well, I guess this would be an even better question.
Am: Shoot.
D: Why oh why did I eat that bean burrito?!
Am: NO, PLEASE, NOOO!
D: Can't hold it back.
Am: Nooo, oh, please, I beg of you nooooooo!!!
S/E: *Bereep*
Am: Oh, he did it. OH GOD THE SMELL IS FATAL!!!!
D: Sorry, BZ made me eat them.
Am: And you listened to her!
D: Well, she said that or cheese and brussel sprouts.
Am: Good point.
D: Shush. I hear footsteps.
QB: Man, Cheeb, I am so tired. I just want to go to bed.
D: Oh, no.
Am: What?
D: My shoe is slipping off.
Am: So what?
D: Queen Beth is tired, so getting hit with a shoe won't help.
Am: Shit, keep it on!
D: It's slipping!
QB: What was that noise?
C: I have no clue.
D: (shoe slipping off) Heads up.
QB: Wha- (shoe hits Chibi)
D: I said heads up.
QB: (looks up to see the men dangling from the ceiling) This can't be
good.
Am: A little help!
QB: (slips on headset) Dangler sec 5 D and Am.
muffled speaking
QB: Yeah WR and BZ PR PTT.
Am: That code bugs me.
QB: Dangler sector 5, Dhani and Amit, Wedgie Remover and Bzethio Paint
Remover, Please and Thank You.
G1: Oh my.
G2: This could take awhile.
G3: (putting on latex gloves, holding a can and a scrubbie)
G4: Here are the extendos.
D: Extendos?
Am: Sweet.
QB: 1 and 2 could you please-
1&2: Bring BZ to you?
QB: Please and thank you. (goes up to undo Bzethio's mess)
D: Hi.
QB: Hiya. Hey #4-
4: Yeah?
QB: Take Chibi to get some aspirin for her head.
4: Okay.
QB: Man, how tight did Bzethio make this?
Am: You will be able to get us down, right?
D: I have a painful wedgie.
Am: Yeah, me too, but stop complaining.
QB: Be right back.
D: What?
QB: (gets down) Aly, help me please.
A: Hey, what's going on? GOD DAMN!
D: Hi, honey.
A: What is my fiancè doing up there?
QB: Long story.
Later
QB: BZETHIO!
BZ: WHAT?!?
QB: Why did you hang the men from the ceiling?!?
BZ: Why should I tell you?
QB: YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!!!
BZ: So?
QB: So! SO!! Is that all you can say?!?
BZ: Lighten up!
QB: Lighten up? LIGHTEN UP?! Bzethio, you keep pulling these stunts!
Do you have any idea how long it took to calm Chibi and Dhani down?!
BZ: Aaa, no, heh, that was funny, though.
QB: FUNNY!!! Chibi was literally bouncing off the walls!!!
BZ: Chill out, man.
QB: CHILL OUT! CHILL OUT! You are going to be the death of me!!!
BZ: So?
QB: (stunned face)
M: What's all the yelling about?
BZ: QB is flipping out.
S: QB, do you need to sit down?
QB: SIT? SIT, I CAN'T SIT!!!
M: Why do you say that?
QB: Everytime I try to relax, Bzethio does something.
S: Okay, Queen Beth, here, we'll take care of Bzethio and you go lay
down. To be honest you look like hell.
QB: It's not too bad.
S: Come on.
QB: NO, I can't. I CAN'T!!!
S: Why?
QB: Bzethio will wreak havoc.
S: Well, I knew that this would happen one day.
QB: What?
S: (Pulls out a needle) Sorry about this.
QB: Whoa.
S: Ahh, valium works miracles.
QB: So sleepy.
S: I know.
(FLOP)
QB: Zzzzzzzzzz...
S: Marie, little help...
ALY'S ADD ON:
S: I want to murder that little freakazoid.
M: No vi-
S: Oh, shut your blonde yap!
M: UH!!!
S: Listen, I'm going to go find BZ and give her some of this
Power-Sleep stuff.
M: You sure that's wise?
S: What do I have to lose?
M: (muttering) Everything, including a limb.
S has gone off to find BZ with pill bottle in hand.
D: SARA SARA SARA HELP ME PLEASE YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!!!
S: What the hell-
Am: (drooling) You so fiiiiiiine!
S: BZETHIO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!
BZ: Heh. Attraction formula.
S: Excuse me?
BZ: Heh heh heh. (POINK) Gotcha!
S: Ow, what- Ooh, hey, hot boy!
D: NOT AGAIN!!!! ALYYYYYYYYY!!! WHERE IS MY ALY! ALY, ALY, HELP!!!
D runs away, trying to get away from S and Am, who are slobbering...
D: ALY, ALY, ALY!!!!! ALY, ALY, ALY!!! MARIE OR ALY OR SOMEBODY-CHIBI
EVEN, HELLLP!!!! HELP HELP HELP!!!!
A: Wha- (wakes up) Wherewhowhathow?
Down the hall
M: What's going on out there?
D runs past
D: ATTRACTION FORMULAAAAAA- MARIE I'M BEING ATTACKED BY AMIT AND SARA,
THEY'RE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND YELLING AT ME AND SAYING HOW I'M SO
FINE AND I CAN'T GET AWAY AND BZETHIO DID IT...
M: I knew that was a bad idea.
D: HELP!!!
M: (reaches out for Am and S) No you don't.
S: LEMME AT THE FINE ONE!!!
Am: DAMN THE TORPEDOES-FIND HOT GUY!
M: Oh my Goddess. BZETHIOOOOOOOO!
A: I'll get her.
M: She's dangerous with that stuff.
A: Don't worry, I have my trusted dart gun.
M: You go, girl.
A goes on the hunt
BZ: You can't catch me, lalalalalaaaaalaaaa!!!
A: You wanna bet? (shoots gun)
BZ: (insert loud swearing here)
A: I'll get you! (shoots gun about 100 times)
BZ: I've been hit! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!! (falls over)
A: Heh. Knew I could get her.
M: (grimly) Now, if only we could find an antidote to that darned
attraction formula. Let's go, Aly.
A: Comin'.
BZ: (moans) Whuzzzzzzz...
LATER
(BZ is chained to the torture table down in the dungeons. D, A, QB, S,
C are sleeping. M looks about to have a breakdown herself.)
M: If I fall asleep, Bzethio will break loose. And then that's kaput
then... Oh how can I ever sleep... How... zzzzzzz...
~THE END~