Bzethio's Boyfriend
QB: Hey, Kristi, what's up? Haven't seen you for awhile.
K: I have been super busy with the twins and that boy of mine.
QB: Taluse. But he seems so calm.
K: No, Zach. That and Kelly has a son.
QB: Your sister?
K: No, Melissa was my sister. Kelly was her mother.
QB: YOU WERE ADOPTED!!
K: No! Kelly was my dad's first wife. Anywho, he is the most evil guy
in the universe; here's a picture.
A: Ewww, gross!
D: Ahhh! Oh, my, he is, a, um-
BZ: Incredibly hot!
D: Um, no I was going to say scary.
BZ: Why am I suddenly feeling tingly down in my front bum?
Am: Whoa, way too much info, SICK!
M: Oh, my Goddess, he is disgusting, eww!
BZ: What's his name?
K: Drake for short.
BZ: Hot cha cha. Set me up set me up please!
K: Eww no. Seriously evil. Oh wait, fine, but I'll blast him if he
tries anything.
*Dials up his number*
Dr: Hello? (Spooky voice)
K: Drake, Kristi.
Dr: You little blonde rat, you killed my mother and sister!
BZ: Oh, bad girl.
K: They started it. Not important, look-can you teleport over here, I
have to set you up with a friend of mine.
BZ: I'm not your friend!
Dr: Fine.
*He appears*
A: Eww he's even more gross in person!!
BZ&Dr: Shut up biscuit head!
A: Uh!
M: My line.
A: SO?
M: That's all I had for the moment.
S: Um, dude, what's with the blood?!?
Dr: Are you opposing me friend of blondie?!
M,D&K: Uh!
QB: Well, um, okay. (Walks up to Dr)
Dr: Who are you?
QB: Listen, pal, you can't tell me what to do!
Dr: Why not?
QB: Because I can bring da hifl!
Dr: Fine, but tell me, who is she?
QB: That's El Bzethio.
Dr: Well, hello.
BZ: H-hi.
Dr: You are a sexy bitch.
BZ: Same to you.
Dr: I like your attitude.
D: I want to shoot you both.
Dr&BZ: Can it blondie!
D: Eep noo!
K: I'm warning you Drake, behave, or zap-zap!
Dr: Wanna shut up, blondie?
D&M: I didn't say anything!
Dr: Not you, her!
K: Uh! Listen, pal, don't bring any harm to my friends or family or I
will bring you down! I WILL!
C: You will what?
K: Find out why he isn't listening to me.
Dr: I was for the first second.
K: Then what did I say?
*Silence*
Dr: No wonder my older sister was annoyed by her.
BZ: She does tend to ramble.
Dr: So, um, you busy tonight?
BZ: No, not really, just the usual.
Dr: Dinner with me?
BZ: Sure.
QB: Well, that was unusual.
M: Yeah.
Am: Why does she have to do this to us?
S: What are you talking about?
D: Remember Joey?
A: Oh, yeah, Bzethio's first boyfriend. What about him?
C: She hung the men up on the ceiling.
S: Oh, right.
QB: Joey was okay, I mean, he respected me.
M: Yeah, he was a gentleman.
QB: No wonder Bzethio hated him.
C: I liked Joey.
A: Only because he gave you candy.
C: Yep.
M: You were hyper all the time.
C: So?
D: Ahh, hyperness, how I love it.
S: You are the only one.
QB: No, I love being hyper. Oh, you mean him.
M: Yeah.
*Later*
Dr: Well that was fun.
BZ: Yeah. Here.
Dr: What are these?
BZ: Caffiene darts. Shoot them at the blonde man.
Dr: Hiya.
D: Owww!
BZ: Hiya.
C: Owwwie!
*Both become very hyper*
Dr: Heh heh heh.
QB: BZETHIO!
BZ: Let's go. (Goes to BZ's lab)
Dr: Whoa.
BZ: My inventions. Here we have the cloning machine, here we have the
caffiene darts, and my personal favorite the time machine.
Dr: You made these?
BZ: Yep.
QB: Bzethio!!!
BZ: What?
QB: YOU ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!
BZ: So?
QB: So! SO! Give me caffiene! Not the kind you give Dhani and Chibi,
just to keep me awake!
BZ: Here.
QB: Thank you. (Pops open a Diet Pepsi) So, Bzethio, showin' off?
BZ: I was just showing him my creations.
QB: That's nice.
BZ: Well, don't you have some work to do?
QB: Of course I do! Dhani and Chibi are bouncing off the walls, Sara
and Marie are arguing about something and Amit is talking loudly in his
sleep.
BZ: Yeah, so go then.
QB: Heh, heh, yeah right! And leave you two alone?!
Dr: Hey.
QB: I don't want little Bzethios and Drakes running around. Chibi is
too much of a handful anyway.
Dr: Damn!
BZ: What?
Dr: No privacy!
BZ: Nope.
Dr: Eh, Bzethio we have to talk.
BZ: 'Bout what?
Dr: Us?
BZ: What about us?
Dr: Bzethio, I-
END
Ooh, a cliffy. I am soooooo mean.
K: You are like this mean little bitch!
B: Yeah, so?
K: Well, what happens next?
B: Promise not to tell?
K: (Nods)
B: Well. (Whispers to Kristi)
K: No.
B: Yes.
K: (giggles) That is so mean.
B: Oh, I know.
K: Yeah, but that's nothin' compared to this cliffy!
B: Oh, aren't I just a pain in the ass?
K: Yes.
Se: Mommy!
K: Hi, baby!
Se: Daddy and Toulouse are being mean!
T: Are not!
LATER
NOBODY SAW THIS COMIN'!
A/N: We all know what happened last time!!!
Dr: I want to-
QB: Okay, people let's go!
BZ: Where?
QB: Come on.
BZ: What did you want to tell me?
Dr: Later.
BZ: Damn, Bitch Queen!
QB: Dieeeee!
M: No fighting, people.
BZ: You got lucky, Queenie.
QB: As if!
S: Whoa, that was a blast from the past!
D: Blast from the past, is like a kick in the asst, gonna hang you from
a mast!
S: Oh, God no!
Am: Not again.
A: What's an asst?
M: No clue, he must be speaking Dhani.
*Bzethio and Drake slip off*
M: Where are they going?
QB: No clue.
*In the room*
(A/N: Bzethio and Drake have been dating for five months)
Dr: Bzethio, um, well, I don't know how to say this, but... Um...
BZ: (starting to think she will be dumped)
Dr: Do you wanna get hitched?
BZ: You mean married?
Dr: Yeah, but hitched sounds better.
BZ: True. Oh, um, YES DUH!
Dr: Woohoo! (Insert mushy kissing)
*Unfortunately, Dhani walks in)
D: AHHHHH MY EYES!!!
Dr&BZ: CAN IT BLONDIE ASS MUNCH!!!
D: Poopie heads!
*D Runs out)
A: Hon, what's all the screaming about?
D: Bzethio and Drake sharing a tender moment.
QB: A kiss?
D: Uh huh.
Am: Oh, man, I feel sorry for you.
D: Thanks.
END