Animal Behavior
BZ: (Alone in Hifl) I hate Queen Beth. I hate Chibi, and I hate all
of those miserable rats and mice I have to live with. I have all this
damn time in this miserable place-wait! I have an idea! Oh, I am so
good!!
*Up in the throne room*
S: Do you hear something?
D: I'm always hearing something.
S: I'm not talking to you.
D: Poo poo head.
S: I shall kill you later.
D: Eep.
QB: What did you hear?
S: Some metal clanking.
M: Uh oh.
(Room begins to shake)
A: Bzethio's doing something again.
Am: Arf What the-arf! Woof! Yark yark yark yark woof arf yip yip
grrrrr....
M: What's going on? Squeak squeaky squeak...
QB: Shit. Chirp, chirp, tweet tweet trill cheep...
D: Ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh AHH AAAHH!!
C: You sound like a zoo.
QB: Cheep tweet tweet chirp cheep chirp...
C: Sorry, can't understand you.
D: Ooh ooh ahh ahh. (Attaches onto A)
A: Meow, mrrroww!! Tsss!!!
(A is growing fur and whiskers)
D: AHH AAAHHHH!! (turns into a chimp)
(The whole gang turns into a gaggle of animals. D a chimp, A is a cat,
QB is a bird, M is a mouse, Am is a dog. C is still herself)
C: Oh no.
(Enter BZ)
BZ: Dratitude! It didn't work on you.
C: DIEEEEEEEE!!!! (tackles BZ)
(Big cloud of dust rises. Am-as a dog-and A-as a cat-jump in, claws
and teeth flying. QB pecks at BZ's eyes)
BZ: Okay okay!! Owwww!
(C runs down to lab and finds antidote)
C: Here!
(All are back to normal)
QB: Bzethio, that is the last straw! I am setting fire to that goddamn
lab!
BZ: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
(BQ drops a match in the lab)
S: Too bad for you, bitch.
D: I liked being a chimp.
A: Um, okay...
D: I'm going to the kitchen to find a banana.