DISCLAIMER: AW... I OWN INUYASHA! WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME!?

AUTHOR'S NOTE: BLA BLA, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO WASTE ANY TIME ON THESE JUNKS, SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I POST MY FANFIC, I WILL TELL YOU MY... NAME, IT'S ON THE TITLE ANYWAYZ... BE EASY ON ME OK? THIS IS THE FIRST FAN FIC I WROTE....

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"what on earth! you sold tassaige for your makeups?" inuyasha yelled at sesshoumaru while he was redoing his violet wrist strips

the setting... yeah setting, was in japan, the year of 2003

"come on bro, tassaige is useless in this civilized world, they only game me 300 bucks for that anyways." sesshoumaru answered motionlessly.

"would you two stop barking! it's only 8 am! yeah! you don't have to do any work!" kagome knocked the door open and yelled, still wearing her blue pajamas.

"he sold my tassaige!" inu cried.

"part of it is mine." sesshou protested.

"man! now i know why kikyou killed you at the first place!" kagome saighed, "go get a life you two!" she then walked back to her room.

"give me my tassaige!" inu won't give up.

~*~*~

after school.

"i am back!" kagome said as she opened the door," what happened!?" she looked around, everything was messed up. "not again!" she yelled.

"kagome!?" a cardboard box opened and shippou climbed out,"they had a fight... a dog fight, it was horrible."

"alright! that's it! they are moving to the basement!" she screamed."get over here you bad dogs!"

"basement!" inu fell to the ground as the door of sesshou's room opened suddenly. "ouch! no way!"

"yeah! no fair!" sesshouo followed out, still holding inu's hair. his makeups all messed up, giving his face a 'nice' pink color.

"then no more fight! and you two have to get a job! why am i feeding you two all the time! you ain't my puppies!" kagome then sighed, "but what can you two trouble makers do..."

"hey! how about they go help the day cares! babies like dogs! and they knew how to 'take care' trouble makers!" shippou suggested.

"grr..." inu groaned as he showed he gripped his fist.

"kagome!" shippou cried as he hided behind her.

"sit boy!" she yelled.

"wha! ouch!" inuyasha's face hit the ground with a bang.

"never do that finger thing again!" she commanded," and i think it's a good idea to let you two help the daycares!"

kagome then smiled, thinking about all the kids pulling inu's dog ear.

"no way! i am not going!" sesshou yelled.

~*~*~

The next day.

"what a nice day! the weather is good, not so hot and not so cold! just the way i wanted, i mean, we wanted, right boys?" kagome exclaimed.

they three of them were standing in front of the Sunshine Daycare Center (just made it up, so don't be stupid and trying to find it on the map... k?)

"err... let's run... you go that way and i go the other, so that kagome won't catch us." inu wispered to sesshou.

"bad idea! now sit boy!" she said,"no one is escaping!"

and of course, inu... "why me again! ouch!"

"these two will be your new baby sitters!" the manager introduced, "the boy in red is inuyasha, and the girl..."

"EXCUSE ME, i am a FULL blooded demon! ok!?, and i am S.E.S.S.H.O.U.M.A.R.U" sesshou stared at the manager," a girl geez..."

"a girl... i always wanted to tell you that sesshou... but i kept forgetting..." inu laughed.

everyone stared stupidly at the comedy that goes on infront of them.

"anyways..." the manager continued,"i wish you guys can be good friends, take care." and then she left.

"ah... ok..." inu started, all the kids were still staring at them.

"what are you staring at!" sesshou yelled.

"they are only kids..." inu stopped sesshou before he hurt those little angels.

"wahahaha! goddie ears! haha...." suddenly, all the kids started laughing and pointing at inu's ears.

"ah... never mind...." inu looked at the kids and sighed.

~*~*~

after lulnch, everyone gathered around the two new babysitters.

"aw man! now what you want!" inu cried, he is now wearing a thick purple ski hat, since everyone lined up infront of him this morning, saying that they want to touch his ears.

"you don't know the rules? right, you are our new babysitters... you want to know what happened to our old one!?" a girl asked.

"hmm.... no thanks..." sesshou answered.

"alright, then let's start playing games!" they yelled.

"ouch! my ears..."inu covered his ears with his hands,"not everyone can have ears like mine ok!"

"what GAMES!" sesshou asked, made the word 'game' sounded so wierd.

"...." all the kids started chattering.

inu and sesshou looked at each other.' oh man...' they thought.

then they all stopped, (must have been practicing for dozen of times.)

"err... so..." sesshou asked.

"we want to play truth or dare!" they yelled, all with a little smile on their face.

"WHAT or WHAT!?" inu never heard of a game like this. of course, demon don't play these stupid games...

"truth or dare, whether you answer our questions honestly, or do what we command you to do." they explained, still having the smile, but with a little evilness. "damn..." they wispered to each other.

"hey! i heard that ok!" inu said,"don't call me damn, or i will ripe you into half!"

"yeah yeah... sesshou!" a little girl stood up and said.

"WHAT?" sesshou looked at her, her face went red.

"truth or dare." she asked.

"better say... truth, they might make you drink from the toilet water..." inu suggested.

"hmm. truth." sesshou agreed.

"alright... who is rin and where does she come from?"

"oops..."inu frozed.

"nowhere."sesshou answered motionlessly.

"babies were born when a man and a woman marries, right?"she won't stop,"so who is rin's mother?"

"yeah sesshou..."inu interupted, tring not to broke into laugh.

"shut the !@#%$ up!" sesshou yelled. (i dont say bad words... sry, figure it out yourself, you ain't damn anywayz)

"woo......" the kids said all at once.

"grr... you kids..."before sesshou can finish.

"my turn my turn!" a little guy stood up and said, "sesshoumaru..."

"why me again!"sesshou barked.

"cause inuyasha is only good for 'touch'"still thinking about inu's dog ears.

"are they saying that i am stupid or something..."inu wispered to sesshou.

"fine!dare!"sesshou said, then turned his head away from the kids.

"i dare you to phone Shippouand tell him that you revived his father, but let inu killed him again."

"WHAT?" inu and sesshou both yelled.

"no way"

"i am not doing it."

"haha... are you afraid? big purrrrrre blooooooded DEEEEEMON?"The kids yelled.

"gr... fine! give me the phone!"

"oh boy..." inu murmured.

"mushi mushi" shippou answered the phone.

"err... shippou? listen ok? er... i err... revived your father..." sesshou said.

"what!? really!? i knew you can! why didn't you do it earlier!? where is he right now? can i see him?...(blabla)"

"listen! i then... err..."

"come on..." the kids all stared at him.

"i err... let inu killed him again..."

"..."

then they heard the sound of broken glasses and the cracking sound of wood.

"err... what was that...?"inu looked at sesshou, who also has no idea.

five minutes later, shippou was back on the phone.

"sesshou! i just riped all your money and credit card, broke all your make-ups and through your feather bed right out of the window!" he yelled and hang up.

"...wahaha... you are dumped sesshoumaru!" the kids laughed while sesshou almost fainted.

~*~*~

The afternoon past by very quickly, it was lucky that the kids got bored of the game, since sesshou kept chosing 'truth', and all he said was"no reason, nowhere, noone,not telling and no way..."

so most of the kids started drawing (or writing fan fic like i do when i am bored.)pictures about sesshou doing his make-ups and inu with two large rabbit ears.

When the last kids was picked up by his parents, inu and sesshou left woo, they started walking home.

~*~*~

"ah! you are back!"kagome sounded very exciting, "so, how was your day with the babies?" she asked.

"perfect..."

"great..."

"waw...i bet tomorrow is going to be even better!"

"tomorrow?" inu and sesshou almost both fainted.

"well yeah! there is no way i would let you two stay home for another day, geez... oh no..."kagome rolled her eyes.

"aw man! tomorrow is gonna be hell a day!" they murmured.

~*~*~*~*~

NOW I HAVE FINISHED THE FIRST PART! BUT THE REAL STORY DIDN'T START YET!!

IF U GUYS DON'T REVIEW, I AM GOING TO LEAVE IT HERE! SO IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE INU AND SESSHOU BEING PISSED OFF BY KINDERGARDEN KIDS, R.E.V.I.E.W!

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THANX ALOT!