DISCLAIMER: HEY! I NEVER SAY I OWN ANYTHING! NOT EVEN THIS FLOPPY DISK I USED TO SAVE THE STORY!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS DID HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY, BUT I MEAN, OFCOURSE NOT THE SHINKING PART, AND I AM NOT IN KINDERGARDEN... THE WHOLE CLASS(EXCEPT ONE, I THINK HE GOT SOMETHING WRONG IN HIS HEAD...) WAS LAUGHING AT THE TEACHER FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID 'SQUARE'... AW MAN!! M SQUARE RULES! OHOH... ENJOY THE STORY... GOSH MY STOMACH...
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CHAPTER 2
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it was a very sunny day, and i mean VERY.... but inuyasha had to wear his ski hat to protect his precious ears.
they arrived at the kindergarden at 7:30, wishing to have a quiet time, away from Shippou.
oh yeah, shippou put his stone status thing on sesshou and inu's hands for the whole night. just in case you were wondering what i mean by 'away from Shippou'.
as they passed by the kindergarden mennager, who was in such a hurry that she ran into inu.
"wha..!" inu fell back to the ground.
"oh... i am so sorry inu dear, i have to leave right away. oh haven't i told you yet?" she held up inu and said
"no."
"i am going on a BUSINESS trip, so i have to leave the kids to you for a FEW days. would that be ok?" she said, still in a hurry.
"err..."
"oh you guys did a great job, someone's parents called me yesterday that you guys taught them how to draw easter bunnies!? that was sweet!"
"bunnies....? ohoh! yeah... sure, no problems..." sesshou said.
"then excuse me, i have to go now... take care."
"yeah!"sesshou waved to her.
they walked toward the class.
"what bunnies!? we never taught them how to draw bunnies!"inu asked.
"bunnies... gosh... inu..." sesshou sighed.
"yeah! bunnies! what why does bunnies have anything to do with me!?"
"you were the bunnies! the big eared dog!"
"me bunnies!? shut the hell up..." inu yelled remembered the pics those kids showed him yesterday.
they were surprised as they entered the room. everyone was there already, sitting around the stage.
"wha...not again!"inu pulled his ski hat even lower.
~*~*~
after the ear touching ceremony, it was time for math, luckily, inu and sesshou ain't that damn, they did help answer a few questions.
a girl walked up to inu and blinked at him.
"yeah....?"
"you are so... cute..." she said quietly.
"just get on with the questions..."inu said coldly.
"um.. ok... how do you do this questions..." she handed her notebook to inu.
the question was like this: "M x M =?"
"oh, that's easy, it's equals to..." he wrote the answer on her notebook 'M2'
"err... how do you read it? m... 2?" she looked at it and asked.
"err... no, it goes like this, M SQUARED." he read it out aloud.
"haha, gotcha!" she gigled and walked back to her seat, where his friends were also giggling.
"What? what's wrong with that!? i did it right! m swared!"inu yelled,"what the heck?" he looked at sesshou, wishing he would give him an answer.
"cause it sounds like m sqaured." sesshou answered without looking up.
"yeah!? and what's that supposed to mean!? inu was so pissed off that he can't think straight.
"it sounds like I AM SQAURED!M SQUARED. you damn" he said,"are you squared!? stupid..."
"No!... i mean, why do i always get pissed off! why not you!"
"you being pissed off! looked at my face!" sesshou stood up and yelled.
"your face!? what's wrong with it!? it didn't even blush!"
"yeah!? look closely! if it wasn't that they forced me to phone shippou, then i won't have lost all my make-ups. and i didn't have to face that stupid rock for the whole night!
"does the strips matter!? you look better without it! it's gay! ok!?"
"woo...." the kids said as they heard the word 'gay'
a/n: that's not a !@#$ word, right!?......
"What are you wooing at!? inu showed his claws to the kids, and they all went quiet.
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After lunch, inu and sesshou was doing the dishes.
"kagome should have came too, she can do it much faster. ouch!" the stupid plate is breaking my nails! ouch!" inu said as he washed the dishes in the sink.
"then why did you say 'perfet' yesterday." sesshou asked, he was wearing a pink apron, which made inu laugh whenever he looks at him.
"because it is..."inu stared at sesshou,"perfect! oh man!" he laughed and fell to his back," that thing... it fits you perfectly sesshou...haha..."
"oh yeah!? you think you looks cool in that purple ski hat!?" sesshou rolled his eyes.
"well that's all they have, but you can wear that green one instead!" pointing toward the corner where a green apron hangs on the wall.
"trust me, he won't look good in that green one!"a little boy said behind the door and ran away.
"you sob!... you are so dead!" sesshou yelled and chased to the door.
"err... i won't go around the gield with that .... wa... haha....oh my ladies..." inu started laughing again.
"That's it! i quit!"sesshou yelled, pulled off the apron and threw it toward the corner very hard that the hanger actually fell off.
"hey! what did you say in the morning! you can't just leave the kids by their selves!"
"fine! if you want to stay! then go ahead! well i am leaving!" he walked toward the door.
"err... i won't use that door if i were..."
'SPLASH' a bucket of water fell right on sesshou's head.
"you..." inu said,"aw man! you are funny sesshou."
"grr... sesshou stood motionlessly with the red bucket on his head, he was all soaked.
"this sucks.. the whole thing sucks! i would rather be a kid... suck!" sesshou sighed and sat down by the kitchen table, watching inu washing the dishes.
bubbles kept flying out from the sink. after a while, things started to get blury, and sesshou soon fell asleep.
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when sesshou woked up again. he was still sitting by the table, but inu was gone.
"what... time is it!?" he said and looked around searching for a watch.
he got off the chairs,"wha!...", and trapped by something.
"who put the towels..." he looked down, it wasn't towels, it wa his cloth,"wha...?" his clothes seemed to be really big, and he was dragging it.
'what...? am i dreaming...' he thought.
he ran toward the classroom,'the wall seemed to be higher...'he thought, he stood infront of the door,and trying to push it open,'the door seemed bigger and...' "heavier!" he used all his strenth and squeezed himself through the door.
everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at him.
"what!? there is nothing on my face! i know! i have no make-ups! so what!? it's..." he suddenly stopped."hey... i sounds like a kid!"
he looked around and found inu staring at his butt.
"what!? he looked at his back, a white hairy thing. "ha?" he tried to pull it oof, but it... it is his tail."what!@#$"
"oh my god."inu finally said,"sesshou? you... you are... adorable!!!"
inu bent down infront of sesshou and hugged him.
"hey! stopd it! it's sick ok!? i am suffocating!get over with it!" sesshou tried to push him away, but he could."what's wrong with me!"
"how did you do this bro!?"inu said, still holding sesshou's shoulders,"hey! you got doggie ears like mine!" inu said as he raise his hands over sesshou's head.
"ah...?what?" sesshou put his hands over his head and searched around, then there was the hairy thing, "AHHHHH!!!!" he screamed,"why! why am i like this! what happened to me!! why..."
"you are soooo cute!" inu huggd him again.
"stop it!!" sesshou pushed his away and kicked him on the head."I AM NOT CUTE!"
"ouch, haha.. yeah yeah... whatever you say bro..." inu laughed.
"stop laughing!...i hate this..." sesshou sobbed his nose."i want to go back to my old form!! i don't want to be a kid!" he cried.
a/n: hey... wait a second... i know this is impossible for sesshou to cry, he might not even know what cry means, but oh well. who cares, it's funny and that's all i want. sesshou! sesshou!......
"he looks like a dog!" a kids said while the others were still staring.
"wha!?" sesshou's ember eye widened,"i'll show you what a real dog looks like!?"he said and tried to transforn to his full demon form, but...
"ah?... he is so... sweet!"a girl yelled,"a puppy!"and raced toward sesshou.
all of a sudden, thekids seemed to be alive again, all yelling and rushing to sesshou to have a close 'look'.
"wu..."sesshou goaned and hided behind inu.
"hey hey! you guys are gonna kill him like this!" inu stopped the kids,"line-ip ok!? line-up!"
"wolf!"sesshou barked behind inu protesting.
"line-up i said! get in the line! everyone can have a chance! now stop pushing!" inu ignored sesshou.
"grr... wolf!"
"ouch!! let go sesshou!" inu yelled as sesshou bite him oh the leg,"let go! you are turning into that fox boy shippou!" he pulled sesshou up by his tail, and he stared at him while he hold sesshou's face infront of his.
"grr... wolf!" sesshou bite inu's nose.
"ouch!! sesshou! that hurt!" inu covered his nose with his hands and dropped sesshou on the stage.
sesshou then escaped and hided under a desk,when the kids followed him there, he already turned back, and was dusting his clothes.
"yo!" a boy, who was always so bossy, pointing at sesshou and yelled.
"what!?" sesshou looked at him with his two big, ember eyes.
a/n: must be really cute......
"turn back to that dog!" he yelled.
"oh yeah!?" sesshou hit him on the head,"who you think you are!?"
"sob..."the boy's eye went wet,"wu... wa!!! mommy!"
"sesshou!"inu rushed over,"why did you hit him that hard! you ain't normal kid!"
"shut up!" sesshou walked away,"ouch!" but was trapped by his clothes again.
"haha... wuu....wahaha..."the boy started laughing again, still have tears on his face.
"wu...wha!!!!" sesshou started crying again.
"inu went over to him, left him up and hugged him.
"it's ok... does it hurt?"inu looked at sesshou's head.
sesshou touched his forehead, there was a bruise.
"wu..."sesshou sobbed his nose.
without noticing, sesshou actually started to acting like a kid.
~*~*~*~
NOW, THE STORY FINALLY STARTED, SESSHOU BEING A KID LIKE SHIPPOU, BUT OF COURSE, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT, HOW IS HE GONNA TURN BACK!!!?
R.E.V.I.E.W!!!!!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS DID HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY, BUT I MEAN, OFCOURSE NOT THE SHINKING PART, AND I AM NOT IN KINDERGARDEN... THE WHOLE CLASS(EXCEPT ONE, I THINK HE GOT SOMETHING WRONG IN HIS HEAD...) WAS LAUGHING AT THE TEACHER FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID 'SQUARE'... AW MAN!! M SQUARE RULES! OHOH... ENJOY THE STORY... GOSH MY STOMACH...
~*~*~*~
CHAPTER 2
---------
it was a very sunny day, and i mean VERY.... but inuyasha had to wear his ski hat to protect his precious ears.
they arrived at the kindergarden at 7:30, wishing to have a quiet time, away from Shippou.
oh yeah, shippou put his stone status thing on sesshou and inu's hands for the whole night. just in case you were wondering what i mean by 'away from Shippou'.
as they passed by the kindergarden mennager, who was in such a hurry that she ran into inu.
"wha..!" inu fell back to the ground.
"oh... i am so sorry inu dear, i have to leave right away. oh haven't i told you yet?" she held up inu and said
"no."
"i am going on a BUSINESS trip, so i have to leave the kids to you for a FEW days. would that be ok?" she said, still in a hurry.
"err..."
"oh you guys did a great job, someone's parents called me yesterday that you guys taught them how to draw easter bunnies!? that was sweet!"
"bunnies....? ohoh! yeah... sure, no problems..." sesshou said.
"then excuse me, i have to go now... take care."
"yeah!"sesshou waved to her.
they walked toward the class.
"what bunnies!? we never taught them how to draw bunnies!"inu asked.
"bunnies... gosh... inu..." sesshou sighed.
"yeah! bunnies! what why does bunnies have anything to do with me!?"
"you were the bunnies! the big eared dog!"
"me bunnies!? shut the hell up..." inu yelled remembered the pics those kids showed him yesterday.
they were surprised as they entered the room. everyone was there already, sitting around the stage.
"wha...not again!"inu pulled his ski hat even lower.
~*~*~
after the ear touching ceremony, it was time for math, luckily, inu and sesshou ain't that damn, they did help answer a few questions.
a girl walked up to inu and blinked at him.
"yeah....?"
"you are so... cute..." she said quietly.
"just get on with the questions..."inu said coldly.
"um.. ok... how do you do this questions..." she handed her notebook to inu.
the question was like this: "M x M =?"
"oh, that's easy, it's equals to..." he wrote the answer on her notebook 'M2'
"err... how do you read it? m... 2?" she looked at it and asked.
"err... no, it goes like this, M SQUARED." he read it out aloud.
"haha, gotcha!" she gigled and walked back to her seat, where his friends were also giggling.
"What? what's wrong with that!? i did it right! m swared!"inu yelled,"what the heck?" he looked at sesshou, wishing he would give him an answer.
"cause it sounds like m sqaured." sesshou answered without looking up.
"yeah!? and what's that supposed to mean!? inu was so pissed off that he can't think straight.
"it sounds like I AM SQAURED!M SQUARED. you damn" he said,"are you squared!? stupid..."
"No!... i mean, why do i always get pissed off! why not you!"
"you being pissed off! looked at my face!" sesshou stood up and yelled.
"your face!? what's wrong with it!? it didn't even blush!"
"yeah!? look closely! if it wasn't that they forced me to phone shippou, then i won't have lost all my make-ups. and i didn't have to face that stupid rock for the whole night!
"does the strips matter!? you look better without it! it's gay! ok!?"
"woo...." the kids said as they heard the word 'gay'
a/n: that's not a !@#$ word, right!?......
"What are you wooing at!? inu showed his claws to the kids, and they all went quiet.
~*~*~
After lunch, inu and sesshou was doing the dishes.
"kagome should have came too, she can do it much faster. ouch!" the stupid plate is breaking my nails! ouch!" inu said as he washed the dishes in the sink.
"then why did you say 'perfet' yesterday." sesshou asked, he was wearing a pink apron, which made inu laugh whenever he looks at him.
"because it is..."inu stared at sesshou,"perfect! oh man!" he laughed and fell to his back," that thing... it fits you perfectly sesshou...haha..."
"oh yeah!? you think you looks cool in that purple ski hat!?" sesshou rolled his eyes.
"well that's all they have, but you can wear that green one instead!" pointing toward the corner where a green apron hangs on the wall.
"trust me, he won't look good in that green one!"a little boy said behind the door and ran away.
"you sob!... you are so dead!" sesshou yelled and chased to the door.
"err... i won't go around the gield with that .... wa... haha....oh my ladies..." inu started laughing again.
"That's it! i quit!"sesshou yelled, pulled off the apron and threw it toward the corner very hard that the hanger actually fell off.
"hey! what did you say in the morning! you can't just leave the kids by their selves!"
"fine! if you want to stay! then go ahead! well i am leaving!" he walked toward the door.
"err... i won't use that door if i were..."
'SPLASH' a bucket of water fell right on sesshou's head.
"you..." inu said,"aw man! you are funny sesshou."
"grr... sesshou stood motionlessly with the red bucket on his head, he was all soaked.
"this sucks.. the whole thing sucks! i would rather be a kid... suck!" sesshou sighed and sat down by the kitchen table, watching inu washing the dishes.
bubbles kept flying out from the sink. after a while, things started to get blury, and sesshou soon fell asleep.
~*~*~
when sesshou woked up again. he was still sitting by the table, but inu was gone.
"what... time is it!?" he said and looked around searching for a watch.
he got off the chairs,"wha!...", and trapped by something.
"who put the towels..." he looked down, it wasn't towels, it wa his cloth,"wha...?" his clothes seemed to be really big, and he was dragging it.
'what...? am i dreaming...' he thought.
he ran toward the classroom,'the wall seemed to be higher...'he thought, he stood infront of the door,and trying to push it open,'the door seemed bigger and...' "heavier!" he used all his strenth and squeezed himself through the door.
everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at him.
"what!? there is nothing on my face! i know! i have no make-ups! so what!? it's..." he suddenly stopped."hey... i sounds like a kid!"
he looked around and found inu staring at his butt.
"what!? he looked at his back, a white hairy thing. "ha?" he tried to pull it oof, but it... it is his tail."what!@#$"
"oh my god."inu finally said,"sesshou? you... you are... adorable!!!"
inu bent down infront of sesshou and hugged him.
"hey! stopd it! it's sick ok!? i am suffocating!get over with it!" sesshou tried to push him away, but he could."what's wrong with me!"
"how did you do this bro!?"inu said, still holding sesshou's shoulders,"hey! you got doggie ears like mine!" inu said as he raise his hands over sesshou's head.
"ah...?what?" sesshou put his hands over his head and searched around, then there was the hairy thing, "AHHHHH!!!!" he screamed,"why! why am i like this! what happened to me!! why..."
"you are soooo cute!" inu huggd him again.
"stop it!!" sesshou pushed his away and kicked him on the head."I AM NOT CUTE!"
"ouch, haha.. yeah yeah... whatever you say bro..." inu laughed.
"stop laughing!...i hate this..." sesshou sobbed his nose."i want to go back to my old form!! i don't want to be a kid!" he cried.
a/n: hey... wait a second... i know this is impossible for sesshou to cry, he might not even know what cry means, but oh well. who cares, it's funny and that's all i want. sesshou! sesshou!......
"he looks like a dog!" a kids said while the others were still staring.
"wha!?" sesshou's ember eye widened,"i'll show you what a real dog looks like!?"he said and tried to transforn to his full demon form, but...
"ah?... he is so... sweet!"a girl yelled,"a puppy!"and raced toward sesshou.
all of a sudden, thekids seemed to be alive again, all yelling and rushing to sesshou to have a close 'look'.
"wu..."sesshou goaned and hided behind inu.
"hey hey! you guys are gonna kill him like this!" inu stopped the kids,"line-ip ok!? line-up!"
"wolf!"sesshou barked behind inu protesting.
"line-up i said! get in the line! everyone can have a chance! now stop pushing!" inu ignored sesshou.
"grr... wolf!"
"ouch!! let go sesshou!" inu yelled as sesshou bite him oh the leg,"let go! you are turning into that fox boy shippou!" he pulled sesshou up by his tail, and he stared at him while he hold sesshou's face infront of his.
"grr... wolf!" sesshou bite inu's nose.
"ouch!! sesshou! that hurt!" inu covered his nose with his hands and dropped sesshou on the stage.
sesshou then escaped and hided under a desk,when the kids followed him there, he already turned back, and was dusting his clothes.
"yo!" a boy, who was always so bossy, pointing at sesshou and yelled.
"what!?" sesshou looked at him with his two big, ember eyes.
a/n: must be really cute......
"turn back to that dog!" he yelled.
"oh yeah!?" sesshou hit him on the head,"who you think you are!?"
"sob..."the boy's eye went wet,"wu... wa!!! mommy!"
"sesshou!"inu rushed over,"why did you hit him that hard! you ain't normal kid!"
"shut up!" sesshou walked away,"ouch!" but was trapped by his clothes again.
"haha... wuu....wahaha..."the boy started laughing again, still have tears on his face.
"wu...wha!!!!" sesshou started crying again.
"inu went over to him, left him up and hugged him.
"it's ok... does it hurt?"inu looked at sesshou's head.
sesshou touched his forehead, there was a bruise.
"wu..."sesshou sobbed his nose.
without noticing, sesshou actually started to acting like a kid.
~*~*~*~
NOW, THE STORY FINALLY STARTED, SESSHOU BEING A KID LIKE SHIPPOU, BUT OF COURSE, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT, HOW IS HE GONNA TURN BACK!!!?
R.E.V.I.E.W!!!!!!