School Daze: Second Semester
The Horror Returns in...
Healthy Living!!! (insert screams here)
QB: Let's go, let's go, we've got large group!
D&Am: Awwwww!
S: I agree.
M: Shut up, Sara!
A: Let's go, we'll be late.
QB: Here's the seating chart.
S: Shitness!
M: Sara!!
Seating Chart
Marie Bzethio Chibi Queen Beth
Sara Dhani Aly Amit
A: Oh, good God, that's a bad front row!
BZ: You're telling me! I have to sit between Princess Blondie-Ditz and
Duchess Pokes-A-Lot, with Queen Bitch Shut-Up-And-Work overseeing all!
QB: Damn straight!
M: Don't call me Princess Blondie-Ditz!
C: Stop calling me Duchess Pokes-A-Lot!
D: And don't call Queen Beth Queen Bitch Shut-Up-And-Work!
QB: Actually, that's more the truth nowadays-I am the overseer,
remember?
D: Eep, noo, yipies.
Am: Stop stealing my line!
D: Come and make me!
Am: OK, I will!
(Am lunges for D, starts punching him, D starts punching back, and a
large cloud of dust rises up from the floor.)
S: Dogfight.
M: Stop it! Stop fighting, both of you! That's enough!
A: Oh, just let them, they need the workout.
QB: Yeah, they do. While we wait, how 'bout them apples?
(silence)
S: Didn't get that, but oh well!
QB: Just trying to make some conversation.
M: Okely dokely.
Am: Ow! Ow! Damn, Dhani, you got a hefty right punch!! (Holding jaw)
D: Oopsie doodles!
(M and A look at each other)
S: Um, okay...
A: Yep, that's my baby boy.
M: And that's my big, sweet, loving, hot, sexy, courageous lover.
(silence. Am and D stop fighting and look at her)
M: Um, did I just ramble?
S: Very much so.
M: Oops. Didn't mean to do that.
A: That's okay. We all do that sometimes. Sara does it in her sleep a
lot, so why shouldn't some of us do it while awake?
S: You WILL die for that.
A: I know.
QB: And you dare to risk it?
S: I won't kill you this time, but one more screwup and I kill you
violently.
A: I know.
Am: Am I really big, sweet, loving, hot, sexy, and courageous?
M: As I see, it, yes.
(Am wraps M in a hug)
Am: You my baby.
M: I know, sweetheart.
(Awww)
The Horror Returns in...
Healthy Living!!! (insert screams here)
QB: Let's go, let's go, we've got large group!
D&Am: Awwwww!
S: I agree.
M: Shut up, Sara!
A: Let's go, we'll be late.
QB: Here's the seating chart.
S: Shitness!
M: Sara!!
Seating Chart
Marie Bzethio Chibi Queen Beth
Sara Dhani Aly Amit
A: Oh, good God, that's a bad front row!
BZ: You're telling me! I have to sit between Princess Blondie-Ditz and
Duchess Pokes-A-Lot, with Queen Bitch Shut-Up-And-Work overseeing all!
QB: Damn straight!
M: Don't call me Princess Blondie-Ditz!
C: Stop calling me Duchess Pokes-A-Lot!
D: And don't call Queen Beth Queen Bitch Shut-Up-And-Work!
QB: Actually, that's more the truth nowadays-I am the overseer,
remember?
D: Eep, noo, yipies.
Am: Stop stealing my line!
D: Come and make me!
Am: OK, I will!
(Am lunges for D, starts punching him, D starts punching back, and a
large cloud of dust rises up from the floor.)
S: Dogfight.
M: Stop it! Stop fighting, both of you! That's enough!
A: Oh, just let them, they need the workout.
QB: Yeah, they do. While we wait, how 'bout them apples?
(silence)
S: Didn't get that, but oh well!
QB: Just trying to make some conversation.
M: Okely dokely.
Am: Ow! Ow! Damn, Dhani, you got a hefty right punch!! (Holding jaw)
D: Oopsie doodles!
(M and A look at each other)
S: Um, okay...
A: Yep, that's my baby boy.
M: And that's my big, sweet, loving, hot, sexy, courageous lover.
(silence. Am and D stop fighting and look at her)
M: Um, did I just ramble?
S: Very much so.
M: Oops. Didn't mean to do that.
A: That's okay. We all do that sometimes. Sara does it in her sleep a
lot, so why shouldn't some of us do it while awake?
S: You WILL die for that.
A: I know.
QB: And you dare to risk it?
S: I won't kill you this time, but one more screwup and I kill you
violently.
A: I know.
Am: Am I really big, sweet, loving, hot, sexy, and courageous?
M: As I see, it, yes.
(Am wraps M in a hug)
Am: You my baby.
M: I know, sweetheart.
(Awww)