Laura: Hi!!!!! This is gonna be a weird one so if you value your brain- cells leave quickly. Kurama: No kidding! Omi: I like shorts! Laura: Kurama's from yu yu hakusho, and Omi's from knight hunters, also known as weiss Kraus (spelling??) I've never seen knight hunters, so I don't know much about Omi, other than he likes wearing shorts, and his codename is Bombay. Omi: they aren't supposed to know that!!!!!!!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Kurama: Laura owns nothing.except maybe some SHORT-shorts! Laura: anyway.TO THE STORY!

~~~~Kurama's shorts~~~~~ He woke up early today. The sun was still asleep. He decided to get ready for school anyway. Shuichi pulled on his uniform when he realized.his pants were too short! Noooooooooo!!!! Not the dreaded short pants! Any way, he tried on every pair of pants he owned, but they were all too short. He didn't know what to do. The sun was coming up, and he'd have to leave for school soon. He didn't want to look tacky, so he grabbed a pair of shorts. (Omi: YAY!: Laura: *whacks Omi*: Kurama O.o;;) His mom wasn't home, so he had to trust that the shorts would work. Unfortunately, he forgot to look into a mirror, or at least down at his legs. For these were no normal shorts. They were SHORT-shorts!!!! Shuichi thought the girls on the way to school seemed to be staring more than usual, and when he got there people acted weird around him. SHORT-shorts scare people. When he got home his mom was putting away groceries. When he asked if she needed any help she turned, dropped the ramen she was about to put away, and just stared at him. "OK," he said. "Umm is it alright if I go to Yusuke's house?" "Be home by supper," she responded, still staring. When he got to Yusuke's everyone was already there. He walked in and they all started laughing. "Nani? (Nani means what?)," he asked. Then in unison they all started singing "Who wears SHORT-shorts?! Dun-na-nah-na-na-nah! Kurama wears SHORT-shorts! Dun-na-nah- na-na-nah!" Shuichi looked down at his shorts, and not only were they EXTREMELY short, they were neon orange. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ~~~~~~end~~~~~~~ Laura: If you're confused, amused, sad happy, scared, or feeling anything at all good job! Kurama: Please review. Flames are fine.They'll be sent to Hiei, but they let us know you read it. Omi: Who wears SHORT-shorts?! Dun-na-nah-na-na-nah! I wear SHORT-shorts! Dun-na-nah-na-na-nah! Laura and Kurama: O.o;;