NOBODY SAW THIS ONE COMIN'!
Inu: Hey Sara?
S: Yeah?
Inu: I was just wondering...
S: Yeah, AND?!
Inu: You are one tough, sexy little bitch.
S: Tell me something I DON'T know.
Inu: Wanna come out with me?
S: Um, sure.
(complete silence)
B: Whoa.
D: Watch out.
S: I'll give you a try, even though you killed my beloved Jaken.
B: Ewww, you sick, you know that?
S: UPSHUT!!!
B: Eep.
M: Never mess with Sara. I thought you knew that rule already.
S: Damn right!
B: Why can't we all just get along like we used to?
D: Used to? When did we ever used to get along?
M: He's right, you know.
D: Yay, me right, me right, yay!
(silence)
A: Dhani, please, be normal.
D: Okees.
2 WEEKS LATER...
S: Hey, everyone, I'm home!
A: How was your date with Inuyasha?
S: (sigh, sigh) Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeamy.
A: Oh, lord.
M: What?
A: I think Sara's fallen in love. Remember what happened with Jered?
*Begin flashback sequence*
S: HE DUMPED ME!!! HE HAD THE ALMIGHTY NERVE TO TELL ME IT'S OVER!!!!
D: I better get out of the way.
A: Damn right, you'd better get out of the way!
S: I SHALL DESTROY ALL WHO CROSS MY PATH!!!! (storms off)
(In the hallway. Sesshomaru is minding his own business-uh-oh, this
sounds familiar-walking to the kitchen to get something to eat, when
along comes Sara...)
SS: What the hell!
(Sesshomaru is strung up to a wall torch by the strings on his
sweatpants)
SS: A little help here!
*End flashback sequence*
D: This could become a blast from the past.
A: Oh, don't start that again.
D: What what what what what??????
A: You know what I'm talking about!
D: Oh, yeah, the blast from the past is like a kick in the asst gonna
hang you from a mast? I'm over that stage.
Am: I damn well hope so.
D: Yeah, now I'm in the you're so fine and now you're mine stage.
A: Oh, no.
D: What what what what what???????
A: Eurrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh.
(Enter Inuyasha)
S: Inuyaaaashaaaaa, my little sweetie-pants.
A: Um.
D: OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!
A: Hush!
M: This is strange.
Am: Yeah, I know.
Inu: C'mere my baby doll.
(Insert loud smooching)
D: NOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO KISSY NO KISSY NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
S: (eye roll) C'mon, Yashie, let's go.
Inu: Fine with me.
6 MONTHS LATER
Inu: Sara?
S: What?
Inu: Let's get married.
S: Fine.
(in hallway)
D: Uh.
A: Uh.
M: Wow.
B: Uh.
Am: Oh, my God.
(Inu and S come out to announce their news)
Inu: We're getting married.
S: Tomorrow.
D: We know.
S: EAVESDROPPERS KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: Eep.
Inu: Hey Sara?
S: Yeah?
Inu: I was just wondering...
S: Yeah, AND?!
Inu: You are one tough, sexy little bitch.
S: Tell me something I DON'T know.
Inu: Wanna come out with me?
S: Um, sure.
(complete silence)
B: Whoa.
D: Watch out.
S: I'll give you a try, even though you killed my beloved Jaken.
B: Ewww, you sick, you know that?
S: UPSHUT!!!
B: Eep.
M: Never mess with Sara. I thought you knew that rule already.
S: Damn right!
B: Why can't we all just get along like we used to?
D: Used to? When did we ever used to get along?
M: He's right, you know.
D: Yay, me right, me right, yay!
(silence)
A: Dhani, please, be normal.
D: Okees.
2 WEEKS LATER...
S: Hey, everyone, I'm home!
A: How was your date with Inuyasha?
S: (sigh, sigh) Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeamy.
A: Oh, lord.
M: What?
A: I think Sara's fallen in love. Remember what happened with Jered?
*Begin flashback sequence*
S: HE DUMPED ME!!! HE HAD THE ALMIGHTY NERVE TO TELL ME IT'S OVER!!!!
D: I better get out of the way.
A: Damn right, you'd better get out of the way!
S: I SHALL DESTROY ALL WHO CROSS MY PATH!!!! (storms off)
(In the hallway. Sesshomaru is minding his own business-uh-oh, this
sounds familiar-walking to the kitchen to get something to eat, when
along comes Sara...)
SS: What the hell!
(Sesshomaru is strung up to a wall torch by the strings on his
sweatpants)
SS: A little help here!
*End flashback sequence*
D: This could become a blast from the past.
A: Oh, don't start that again.
D: What what what what what??????
A: You know what I'm talking about!
D: Oh, yeah, the blast from the past is like a kick in the asst gonna
hang you from a mast? I'm over that stage.
Am: I damn well hope so.
D: Yeah, now I'm in the you're so fine and now you're mine stage.
A: Oh, no.
D: What what what what what???????
A: Eurrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh.
(Enter Inuyasha)
S: Inuyaaaashaaaaa, my little sweetie-pants.
A: Um.
D: OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!
A: Hush!
M: This is strange.
Am: Yeah, I know.
Inu: C'mere my baby doll.
(Insert loud smooching)
D: NOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO KISSY NO KISSY NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
S: (eye roll) C'mon, Yashie, let's go.
Inu: Fine with me.
6 MONTHS LATER
Inu: Sara?
S: What?
Inu: Let's get married.
S: Fine.
(in hallway)
D: Uh.
A: Uh.
M: Wow.
B: Uh.
Am: Oh, my God.
(Inu and S come out to announce their news)
Inu: We're getting married.
S: Tomorrow.
D: We know.
S: EAVESDROPPERS KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: Eep.