The Gang Goes Back In Time
Part 2: Primitive Times
D: Bad day, bad day, bad day!!! (I got this from "Jackie Chan
Adventures")
(D is running like hell from BZ, who has a cleaving knife in her hand)
BZ: I'll kill you, blondie, if it's the last thing I do!!!
D: I want my Aly! (Sticks thumb in mouth)
BZ: You'll be sorry you ever stepped on me, you little bastard!
D: Bad day, bad day, bad day, bad day, bad day, bad day!!!!!!
BZ: I'm gonna- (Steps over a large hole) Oh shit.
Eyaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaa! (Falls down hole, landing with a loud thump at
the bottom of
the pit)
D: (sigh) I'm glad that's over.
(D wakes up giggling)
D: Bzethio go down the hoooooooole! Heeheehee!
A: (groggily) Wha- Dhani, go back to sleep.
D: Had a funny dream. Not funny at first, me be chased by BZ bitchie,
and she had cleaving knife in hand, waving it roundy roundy like
madwoman gone crazy.
A: Huh?
D: Then she go down the hooooooole! Heeheehee! Me likey dream ending
like that, is fun to see face of BZ bitchie.
A: Go back to sleep.
D: Okees! (Turns over and closes eyes)
A: (sigh) Men.
D: Me heard that.
A: (big sigh) Go to sleep, honey.
(The next morning, they wake up and find themselves in a cave)
A: What the hell?!
D: What you say that for, baby?
A: We're in a cave!
D: Mommy.
A: Queen Beth, are you here somewhere? We're in a cave and we don't
have a Goddess-almighty clue how the hell we got here!
QB: Wha- why is it so damn dark? It's morning, isn't it?
M: It would be if we weren't in this cave thing!!!
QB: Cave?!? Oh, shit! Bzethioooooo!!
M: Not the time machine again...
S: (waking up, groan, groan) Mrrrrr. Wha? Where's the sun at?
M: Bzethio stole it.
S: Let's go kick ass.
QB: We need to find our way out of this cave first.
M: There's an opening that way, dearies.
D: Leeeeeet's GO!
A: Chill out, baby.
Am: I think I want my mommy, I think I want my binkie*, I think I want
my Marie, I think I want... (stomach growling) food.
M: Okay, honey, I think we all get the point.
Am: Okely dokely smokely pokely.
(Silence)
S: What on Earth was that?!?
M: That was Amit trying to be a brave boy.
S: Okay then. On we go.
(The Gang run out of the cave to find themselves in a barren field. QB
looks puzzled and then realizes where they are)
QB: You guys are not gonna like where Bzethio sent us this time.
M: Oh no.
QB: Primitive times. We're in Primitive times.
S: What?!?!?! That means, like, absolutely no civilization!
D: What? No McDonald's?!?!
Am: No Dairy Queen?
M: No Banana Republic? FALSE ADVERTISING!!!
QB: Huh?
M: They said they'd always been here! LIARS!!!
Am: Chill bebe.
M: That makes me so MAD! Argh!!!
Am: Hey, let's ask that guy over there where to find the time machine.
(Points at a guy squatting down on the ground, sharpening a spear on a
stone)
S: Um, let's not.
(The Gang starts roaming around until they hit a wormhole)
QB: (amidst the whirlwind) I hope this leads to a civilized place.
M: Me too.
(YOU FINISH!!!!)
*Amit does actually have a binkie, it's this old blanket he had as a
baby.
Part 2: Primitive Times
D: Bad day, bad day, bad day!!! (I got this from "Jackie Chan
Adventures")
(D is running like hell from BZ, who has a cleaving knife in her hand)
BZ: I'll kill you, blondie, if it's the last thing I do!!!
D: I want my Aly! (Sticks thumb in mouth)
BZ: You'll be sorry you ever stepped on me, you little bastard!
D: Bad day, bad day, bad day, bad day, bad day, bad day!!!!!!
BZ: I'm gonna- (Steps over a large hole) Oh shit.
Eyaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaa! (Falls down hole, landing with a loud thump at
the bottom of
the pit)
D: (sigh) I'm glad that's over.
(D wakes up giggling)
D: Bzethio go down the hoooooooole! Heeheehee!
A: (groggily) Wha- Dhani, go back to sleep.
D: Had a funny dream. Not funny at first, me be chased by BZ bitchie,
and she had cleaving knife in hand, waving it roundy roundy like
madwoman gone crazy.
A: Huh?
D: Then she go down the hooooooole! Heeheehee! Me likey dream ending
like that, is fun to see face of BZ bitchie.
A: Go back to sleep.
D: Okees! (Turns over and closes eyes)
A: (sigh) Men.
D: Me heard that.
A: (big sigh) Go to sleep, honey.
(The next morning, they wake up and find themselves in a cave)
A: What the hell?!
D: What you say that for, baby?
A: We're in a cave!
D: Mommy.
A: Queen Beth, are you here somewhere? We're in a cave and we don't
have a Goddess-almighty clue how the hell we got here!
QB: Wha- why is it so damn dark? It's morning, isn't it?
M: It would be if we weren't in this cave thing!!!
QB: Cave?!? Oh, shit! Bzethioooooo!!
M: Not the time machine again...
S: (waking up, groan, groan) Mrrrrr. Wha? Where's the sun at?
M: Bzethio stole it.
S: Let's go kick ass.
QB: We need to find our way out of this cave first.
M: There's an opening that way, dearies.
D: Leeeeeet's GO!
A: Chill out, baby.
Am: I think I want my mommy, I think I want my binkie*, I think I want
my Marie, I think I want... (stomach growling) food.
M: Okay, honey, I think we all get the point.
Am: Okely dokely smokely pokely.
(Silence)
S: What on Earth was that?!?
M: That was Amit trying to be a brave boy.
S: Okay then. On we go.
(The Gang run out of the cave to find themselves in a barren field. QB
looks puzzled and then realizes where they are)
QB: You guys are not gonna like where Bzethio sent us this time.
M: Oh no.
QB: Primitive times. We're in Primitive times.
S: What?!?!?! That means, like, absolutely no civilization!
D: What? No McDonald's?!?!
Am: No Dairy Queen?
M: No Banana Republic? FALSE ADVERTISING!!!
QB: Huh?
M: They said they'd always been here! LIARS!!!
Am: Chill bebe.
M: That makes me so MAD! Argh!!!
Am: Hey, let's ask that guy over there where to find the time machine.
(Points at a guy squatting down on the ground, sharpening a spear on a
stone)
S: Um, let's not.
(The Gang starts roaming around until they hit a wormhole)
QB: (amidst the whirlwind) I hope this leads to a civilized place.
M: Me too.
(YOU FINISH!!!!)
*Amit does actually have a binkie, it's this old blanket he had as a
baby.