From the Twisted Mind of Aly
Sesshomaru Gets Depantsed
(Sesshomaru is just minding his own business, walking down the palace
halls. Along comes Inuyasha, who, horror of all horrors-depantses him
in front of Dhani, Amit, Sara and Aly.)
SS: Oh GOD YOU LIL BASTARD!!
S: Gasp no!
A: Inuyasha!!
D: Damn you!!! You're going to set-
Am: NOOOOOO NOT THE KNICKERS!!
D: Amit off. Shit.
Am: KNICKERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NO NOT THE KNICKERS NO I BEG OF YOU
PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Marie and Beth enter)
M: What's all the screaming about?
B: Sesshy, wh are your pants down?
SS,A,D,S: IT'S HIS FAULT!!! (pointing to Inuyasha)
M: Yash, I'm surprised at you!
Inu: He deserves it!
Am: NO NO NOOOOOO!! NOT THE KNICKERS DON'T PULL DOWN THE KNICKERS I
DON'T WANT TO SEE ARSE!!!!!
B: (Groan) Shut him up, please.
M: Amit, honey...
Am: No no no no no no more no more no knickers no arse no no no no
no... (Shaking head very fast) Nonononono...
M: (to SS) PULL UP THOSE DAMN PANTS BEFORE MY HUSBAND COMPLETELY BREAKS
DOWN!!!
SS: (frozen) She swears.
S: (in a small voice) History, my friends, has been made...
M: Shut up SHUT UP SHUT. UP!!
B: Whoaaa.
A/N: This section rated MP for Marie's Pottimouthedness!
M: You want me to swear?! FINE!! (hysterical) Damn, shit, fuck,
bitch, ass, bastard, cunt, cum, slut, whore!!!
(Silence)
M: Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!!! Damn it all to hell, fuck fuck
fuck!!!
Am: Um, Marie?
M: Little ass-fuckin' bitch bastard shit!
B: (into headset) CC number one F.
Am: Damn code bugs me.
B: Here. (pricks Marie)
M: (sigh) Thanks.
B: No prob. SESSHOMARU-pants UP!!
Am: No knickers, no knickers!!!