From the Twisted Mind of Aly
SESSHOMARU'S WOES
D: Beth?
B: Huh?
D: Why is Sesshomaru dancing around in the nude screaming and twisting
his knickers?
B: WHAT?!
SS: I. CAN'T. TAKE. THIS. ANYMORE!!!!!
B: Sesshy?
SS: (ripping his boxers in half) GET CHIBI OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!! I AM
NOT A BABYSITTER AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO BE, I WOULDN'T HAVE THE
PATIENCE FOR IT!!!
M: Why the hello is Sesshomaru tearing up his knickers?
Am: NO ARSE NOOOOOOOOO!!!
A: Someone get Sesshomaru into some clothes, PUR-LEASE!!!
S: (coming into hallway and stopping) Oh. My. Goddess. Why do I see
Sesshomaru out of his clothes?
B: He's having a bit of a breakdown.
D: (mumbling) A bit? How 'bout he's having a huuuge fit?
A: Shush.
D: Noo.
SS: (ripping his boxers even more) ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHH DEATH TO THE
EVIL ONES!!!!
Am: Bzethio and Drake?
SS: BURN 'EM ALL!!!!
D: I need a diaper change.
Am: Eep.
S: (smacking both) Get a grip on yourselves!
M: Sara...
A: Um, Beth, can you please try to calm your loverly husbandly lover
down?!
B: I'm trying.
SS: I HAVE TO BE THE MAN AROUND HERE!!! Wimpy blonde-boy
and ribcage afraid-of-my-knickers are of age to be men, yet they don't
act like men.
D: Eep.
Am: Who you callin' ribcage afraid-of-my-knickers?!
M: Hush, hush, hush!
Am: Noo.
SS: (in anguish grasps his you-know-what) EURRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!
S: Eeewww, put some clothes on!
SS: CLOTHES ARE...
B: Sesshy, Sesshy, shhhh. It's okay. Come to our room and you can
vent there.
SS: Okee.
(B leads SS off)
A: Well that was easy.
S: I'll bet we'll be able to hear him anyway.
SS: (from room) WUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
S: Yep. I knew it.