This poem is about the all famous Helen of Troy, ya know, the one who ran off with Paris to Troy. Well, I wrote this a while back, when I was supposed to be sleeping. *cackle* Well, this is supposedly told by the villagers from Troy. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Helen or Troy, or even the story line.

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Helen of Troy

Oh Helen, Oh Helen,

Oh Helen of Troy

Why did you fall in love with Paris?

You caused such a ruckus.

When you left,

A war started

Which didn't end for ten years

Both cities lost some of their best men

Why couldn't you have stayed with the one you married first

He really loved you so much

Once you left,

He gathered your suitors,

And the war started

A war that would only end

When the great Trojan horse was presented

At the gates of Troy

Making the Trojan's believe that the Greeks surrendered.

But, alas, it was a lie

For once inside

The Greeks who had hidden themselves in the Trojan horse

Jumped out and burned the city of Troy.

We the people of Troy,

Blame you Helen,

Oh Helen, Oh Helen

Oh Helen of Troy.