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Marauder Payback
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"Malfoy, do you want me to get some aurors to come with us?" Harry asked Draco the next morning in their common room. They were planning on going right after classes to get the amulet instead of their usual training.
Training was going quite well. They were improving greatly. Harry was the best out of three of them but Malfoy was at a close second.
"What happened to first names?" Malfoy asked.
"Sorry Draco, yes or no?"
"No, I already said I could handle but it might take me a little while. There are lots of things protecting the house. You also can't find it alone because it's unmapped like Hogwarts."
"Okay then. I will meet you in the common room after lunch and we can take a portkey to my office where there are all the other portkeys."
"Okay, I will see you then. Um...are we ever going to pull a prank on Sirius?"
"Now?" Harry asked surprised.
"Well..yeah."
"Doesn't he have a class now? We also have a class in 10 minutes. Potions I think."
"So what? Let's just skip Potions. Don't you ever skip that class anyway?"
"I thought you liked Snape now?"
"Sometimes but he is still a git. Are you coming or not?" Malfoy asked grabbing a bag full of firecrackers and paint bombs.
"I guess," Harry said forgetting that Dumbledore knew about every prank that went around in school so he would most certainly know that he would skip class. "But Sirius might know since he found out what we were going to do."
"Oh well. He won't punish you anyway. You're his godson and the minister. Can you even be punished?"
"Unfortunately I can. Let's just go and get this over with? I was thinking we should set the pink and purple paint bombs off in his classroom and setting firecrackers at random places around it and we can put a charm on them to go off at certain times of the day."
"Has anyone ever told you that you should have been in Slytherin?"
"Hah, I can't believe you just said that. Can we just go?"
"Yeah come on."
Malfoy lead the way but soon let Harry. By now everyone would be going to classes so they couldn't go near the dungeons. They walked to Sirius' place and Harry said the password to his godfather's entrance and peaked in. Luckily Sirius didn't see him. He was getting ready for the next class.
Harry took out his invisibility cloak from his sack and walked into the DADA classroom under it with Malfoy.
"Don't tell anyone I was ever this close to you Potter" Malfoy warned quietly.
"Back to the last name thing eh Malfoy?" Harry laughed just as quiet. The classroom was filled with first years. Harry and Malfoy went around setting paint bombs all over the place and then the firecrackers. When they were satisfied the walked to the door of the classroom and watched as Sirius and Remus entered the room. Moony started to write on the board and Sirius was explaining about blocking spells. Malfoy and Harry looked at each other, smiled and nodded. They both flicked there wand hand and two paint bombs exploded.
The first years jumped up and screamed. Lupin saw the paint and tried to hide his grin. Sirius didn't know what was going on as four more bombs went off. Within five minutes more than 20 bombs filled with paint went off and decorated the room in a pretty shade of pink and an interesting shade of light purple. They decided to set the firecrackers to go off later. One in each class would be just fine.
As soon as they got out the door they started cracking up in laughter.
"This sure is an interesting friendship" Harry laughed. They walked down the hallways a little way laughing and trying to imagine what the two men's reaction would be when the firecrackers would go off. One would go off in Harry's class which was in a half an hour. Harry was so glad he didn't run into Snape in the halls. That would be horrible. He thought too soon. Harry ran straight into the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore.
Malfoy gave Harry a look which said 'play along.' Harry nodded quickly and looked at his mentor.
"Hello headmaster. I was just walking up to the hospital wing. Harry is taking me there?"
"And what seems to be the problem?" Albus asked with a knowing twinkle.
"I um..fell on the way to potions," Malfoy lied quickly.
"Class started 30 minutes ago Mr. Malfoy. Surely it doesn't take that long to get to the hospital wing. I was just on my way to check on the DADA classroom. It seems that there was a prank involving paint bombs," Dumbledore said turning his twinkling eyes towards Harry.
"Shi-"
"Mr. Potter is something wrong?" the headmaster interrupted him from swearing quite loudly.
"No sir," Harry said. He suddenly remembered that Dumbledore knew all about every prank that went on. He didn't even think about it and now Dumbledore would know they skipped class. Can the minister get expelled?
"Would you two mind accompanying me to my office? I think we need to have a little chat?"
"Is this about the amulet?" Harry asked hopefully.
"No but I think we should get Mr. Malfoy to the hospital wing if it is serious."
"Um.no, I'm okay now. I think I just needed to walk it off a bit," Malfoy stuttered.
"Very well then, this way please."
Harry followed behind. Malfoy thought Potter was being pretty stupid. Why was he nervous about talking to the headmaster? He was his boss and could get away with anything... right?
"So, Harry, Draco, you haven't been to potions at all?" Dumbledore asked after they were all sitting down comfortably.
Harry rolled his eyes. "Albus I know you know that we put paint bombs in the DADA classroom so could you please not play this game today?"
"Potter!" Malfoy yelled.
"What? It's true."
"Okay, Harry, so I know. Why did you skip potions class today?"
Harry was about to say because Snape was a greasy git but caught his tongue and let the headmaster continue.
"What do you think the public is going to say when they find out that their minister is skipping class and putting pink and purple paint bombs created by former students around classrooms and causing havoc?"
"Um.they won't find out?" Harry asked pleadingly.
Malfoy watched as this strange conversation was taking place. It was true that Harry didn't really act like a minister. Sure he was more responsible and a better minister than the wizarding world had in a long time. He didn't fire anyone, not even Snape. He hated Snape but Malfoy did see Harry talking to Snape the other day and they weren't glaring or sneering at each other. It was probably just business but it was something. Harry also was still acting like a student. Everyone knew that Harry the professor's employer. He could boss them around and order them on the spot but he chose not to.
Dumbledore let out an amused chuckle. "Harry, Draco, please wait until after class to prank Sirius next time. I have a good feeling that Professor Snape will not be happy when he finds out.
"Albus please don't tell him," Harry pleaded. Albus chuckled.
"I think he will find out on his own but now for your punishment.."
"Um.Albus?"
"Yes Harry?"
"Can't I fire you?" Harry asked jokingly. Malfoy didn't catch on to the joke and was caught gaping at the minister and his headmaster.
Albus chortled. "Your punishment is a half hour extra training for two weeks and cleaning up the mess in the DADA classroom. Good day."
Harry left with Draco following behind.
"Harry did you actually just threaten the headmaster?" Draco asked.
"No, I was just joking. I would never fire anyone here, except maybe Trelawney but not even I can really fire her. I can be suspicious and tell Dumbledore to fire her though but I don't think I would do that. I trust Albus."
"Even after Lockhart and Quarril?" Malfoy asked.
"Yeah, even after them. Come on. Lets go clean the DADA classroom."
Malfoy sighed but followed Harry.
"Harry, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in potions?" Sirius said seeing Draco and Harry walk into the DADA room.
"Don't you have a class now?" Harry asked right back at his godfather.
"I sent the students away because someone threw those Weasley paint bombs all over the place and Remus and I can't seem to get the colors clean as you can see. Now, what are you doing here?"
"Well we sort of have to help you clean up the classroom."
"Harry! You did this?" Sirius yelled and Remus came in.
"What's wrong? Hello Harry, shouldn't you be in potions?"
"Actually we were sent by Dumbledore to help you since we skipped potions to bomb your classroom," Malfoy said with a smirk.
"I can't believe you did this!" Sirius yelled. "Actually I can but that is beside the point!"
Harry and Malfoy helped clean up and were stuck listening to Sirius lecture and laugh about skipping potions and paint bombs. He didn't even know about the firecrackers yet.
After lunch Harry and Draco met in the common room and Harry took a portkey with him to his office.
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A/N- I will update tomorrow. I will also update Velvet Glove tomorrow. PLEASE REVIEW!!! ALSO REVIEW LAST AUTHORS NOTE!!!!
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Here is the next chapter. I wasn't going to add this but you all did want a prank on Sirius. I hope this is good enough. Please review! I need reviews!!!! Also be sure to read last chapter. It is an author's note with story ideas. Please vote on that. So far the winner is Under the Full Moon. Please Vote! Please Review!!!
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Marauder Payback
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"Malfoy, do you want me to get some aurors to come with us?" Harry asked Draco the next morning in their common room. They were planning on going right after classes to get the amulet instead of their usual training.
Training was going quite well. They were improving greatly. Harry was the best out of three of them but Malfoy was at a close second.
"What happened to first names?" Malfoy asked.
"Sorry Draco, yes or no?"
"No, I already said I could handle but it might take me a little while. There are lots of things protecting the house. You also can't find it alone because it's unmapped like Hogwarts."
"Okay then. I will meet you in the common room after lunch and we can take a portkey to my office where there are all the other portkeys."
"Okay, I will see you then. Um...are we ever going to pull a prank on Sirius?"
"Now?" Harry asked surprised.
"Well..yeah."
"Doesn't he have a class now? We also have a class in 10 minutes. Potions I think."
"So what? Let's just skip Potions. Don't you ever skip that class anyway?"
"I thought you liked Snape now?"
"Sometimes but he is still a git. Are you coming or not?" Malfoy asked grabbing a bag full of firecrackers and paint bombs.
"I guess," Harry said forgetting that Dumbledore knew about every prank that went around in school so he would most certainly know that he would skip class. "But Sirius might know since he found out what we were going to do."
"Oh well. He won't punish you anyway. You're his godson and the minister. Can you even be punished?"
"Unfortunately I can. Let's just go and get this over with? I was thinking we should set the pink and purple paint bombs off in his classroom and setting firecrackers at random places around it and we can put a charm on them to go off at certain times of the day."
"Has anyone ever told you that you should have been in Slytherin?"
"Hah, I can't believe you just said that. Can we just go?"
"Yeah come on."
Malfoy lead the way but soon let Harry. By now everyone would be going to classes so they couldn't go near the dungeons. They walked to Sirius' place and Harry said the password to his godfather's entrance and peaked in. Luckily Sirius didn't see him. He was getting ready for the next class.
Harry took out his invisibility cloak from his sack and walked into the DADA classroom under it with Malfoy.
"Don't tell anyone I was ever this close to you Potter" Malfoy warned quietly.
"Back to the last name thing eh Malfoy?" Harry laughed just as quiet. The classroom was filled with first years. Harry and Malfoy went around setting paint bombs all over the place and then the firecrackers. When they were satisfied the walked to the door of the classroom and watched as Sirius and Remus entered the room. Moony started to write on the board and Sirius was explaining about blocking spells. Malfoy and Harry looked at each other, smiled and nodded. They both flicked there wand hand and two paint bombs exploded.
The first years jumped up and screamed. Lupin saw the paint and tried to hide his grin. Sirius didn't know what was going on as four more bombs went off. Within five minutes more than 20 bombs filled with paint went off and decorated the room in a pretty shade of pink and an interesting shade of light purple. They decided to set the firecrackers to go off later. One in each class would be just fine.
As soon as they got out the door they started cracking up in laughter.
"This sure is an interesting friendship" Harry laughed. They walked down the hallways a little way laughing and trying to imagine what the two men's reaction would be when the firecrackers would go off. One would go off in Harry's class which was in a half an hour. Harry was so glad he didn't run into Snape in the halls. That would be horrible. He thought too soon. Harry ran straight into the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore.
Malfoy gave Harry a look which said 'play along.' Harry nodded quickly and looked at his mentor.
"Hello headmaster. I was just walking up to the hospital wing. Harry is taking me there?"
"And what seems to be the problem?" Albus asked with a knowing twinkle.
"I um..fell on the way to potions," Malfoy lied quickly.
"Class started 30 minutes ago Mr. Malfoy. Surely it doesn't take that long to get to the hospital wing. I was just on my way to check on the DADA classroom. It seems that there was a prank involving paint bombs," Dumbledore said turning his twinkling eyes towards Harry.
"Shi-"
"Mr. Potter is something wrong?" the headmaster interrupted him from swearing quite loudly.
"No sir," Harry said. He suddenly remembered that Dumbledore knew all about every prank that went on. He didn't even think about it and now Dumbledore would know they skipped class. Can the minister get expelled?
"Would you two mind accompanying me to my office? I think we need to have a little chat?"
"Is this about the amulet?" Harry asked hopefully.
"No but I think we should get Mr. Malfoy to the hospital wing if it is serious."
"Um.no, I'm okay now. I think I just needed to walk it off a bit," Malfoy stuttered.
"Very well then, this way please."
Harry followed behind. Malfoy thought Potter was being pretty stupid. Why was he nervous about talking to the headmaster? He was his boss and could get away with anything... right?
"So, Harry, Draco, you haven't been to potions at all?" Dumbledore asked after they were all sitting down comfortably.
Harry rolled his eyes. "Albus I know you know that we put paint bombs in the DADA classroom so could you please not play this game today?"
"Potter!" Malfoy yelled.
"What? It's true."
"Okay, Harry, so I know. Why did you skip potions class today?"
Harry was about to say because Snape was a greasy git but caught his tongue and let the headmaster continue.
"What do you think the public is going to say when they find out that their minister is skipping class and putting pink and purple paint bombs created by former students around classrooms and causing havoc?"
"Um.they won't find out?" Harry asked pleadingly.
Malfoy watched as this strange conversation was taking place. It was true that Harry didn't really act like a minister. Sure he was more responsible and a better minister than the wizarding world had in a long time. He didn't fire anyone, not even Snape. He hated Snape but Malfoy did see Harry talking to Snape the other day and they weren't glaring or sneering at each other. It was probably just business but it was something. Harry also was still acting like a student. Everyone knew that Harry the professor's employer. He could boss them around and order them on the spot but he chose not to.
Dumbledore let out an amused chuckle. "Harry, Draco, please wait until after class to prank Sirius next time. I have a good feeling that Professor Snape will not be happy when he finds out.
"Albus please don't tell him," Harry pleaded. Albus chuckled.
"I think he will find out on his own but now for your punishment.."
"Um.Albus?"
"Yes Harry?"
"Can't I fire you?" Harry asked jokingly. Malfoy didn't catch on to the joke and was caught gaping at the minister and his headmaster.
Albus chortled. "Your punishment is a half hour extra training for two weeks and cleaning up the mess in the DADA classroom. Good day."
Harry left with Draco following behind.
"Harry did you actually just threaten the headmaster?" Draco asked.
"No, I was just joking. I would never fire anyone here, except maybe Trelawney but not even I can really fire her. I can be suspicious and tell Dumbledore to fire her though but I don't think I would do that. I trust Albus."
"Even after Lockhart and Quarril?" Malfoy asked.
"Yeah, even after them. Come on. Lets go clean the DADA classroom."
Malfoy sighed but followed Harry.
"Harry, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in potions?" Sirius said seeing Draco and Harry walk into the DADA room.
"Don't you have a class now?" Harry asked right back at his godfather.
"I sent the students away because someone threw those Weasley paint bombs all over the place and Remus and I can't seem to get the colors clean as you can see. Now, what are you doing here?"
"Well we sort of have to help you clean up the classroom."
"Harry! You did this?" Sirius yelled and Remus came in.
"What's wrong? Hello Harry, shouldn't you be in potions?"
"Actually we were sent by Dumbledore to help you since we skipped potions to bomb your classroom," Malfoy said with a smirk.
"I can't believe you did this!" Sirius yelled. "Actually I can but that is beside the point!"
Harry and Malfoy helped clean up and were stuck listening to Sirius lecture and laugh about skipping potions and paint bombs. He didn't even know about the firecrackers yet.
After lunch Harry and Draco met in the common room and Harry took a portkey with him to his office.
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A/N- I will update tomorrow. I will also update Velvet Glove tomorrow. PLEASE REVIEW!!! ALSO REVIEW LAST AUTHORS NOTE!!!!
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT STORIES Y'ALL LIKE!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!
Celebony- please don't kill Harry!!